Thread 512294050

>>512294050 (OP)
Who knew that losing weight increases your lifespan. What a groundbreaking hypothesis, I’m sure it was very difficult collecting data to support that theory.

>>512294050 (OP)
>Get legal 19 y/o GF
>Legal 19 y/o GF takes ozempic and reverse ages
>She is now biologically 16
>SHE'S ONLY BIOLOGICALLY 16 YOU SICK PEDO FUCK

Step 1. catch HIV...

>>512294148
Go watch a movie from the 1950s and even the actors playing scientists are smarter than the scientists of today.

>>512294050 (OP)
You mean that if I lose weight I live longer??
No way...

>>512294050 (OP)
>You live longer by not being fat
What a breakthrough.

>>512294050 (OP)
>not being fat makes you age better
Who'd've known

>>512294267
kek

>>512294322
>Go watch a movie from the 1950s and even the actors playing scientists are smarter than the scientists of today.
I shiggydiggy

>>512294050 (OP)
I'm not convinced that Ozempic even does anything. My uncle has been taking the maximum dose of ozempic for months and hasn't lost any weight at all.

>>512294050 (OP)
it was actually found to make you a blind but that's okay

I just thought of a really fucked up story with this guy. he hates trannies but they keep lying to him and telling him that they're fine. you know what I mean and then they're girls and he's fucking them and he's like oh no my God I'm oh my goodness why every single time he realizes he's like oh my God what the fuck is wrong with me. why the fuck did I take the ozempic and go blind?

>>512294749
>Ozempic even does anything
This. I saw some documentaries about women abusing ozempic but all of them still were fat pigs.

>>512294749
Its supposed to help you stop eating you fat mixed race mutt

>>512294050 (OP)
Yeah I'm... I'm just not gonna take it.

>>512294148
You didn't read it. It's not simply the weight loss.

I just eat once every three days. Meal is 72 oz ribeye washed down with a glass of water

>>512294050 (OP)
Gonna find me a fat gf and reverse fat and age her.

>>512295671
Alright, bro.
we'll be sure to post on your little online funeral wall ... keep up the great work!

>>512294050 (OP)
I like how healthcare developed it's own doomsday clock in biological age.

>>512295671
>>512295818
I don't even need to eat. I can absorb energy and nutrients from the air.

>>512294050 (OP)
It fucks up your thyroid. They are going to get cancer 20 years early, but good thing for that 3

>>512294050 (OP)
This is just some heavily, HEAVILY watered down version of one of the may anti-aging products the (((elite))) have access to. How nice of them to share.

>>512294322
Dumb people getting emboldened like this is one of the funnier developments of the past few years

>>512294050 (OP)
What this actually says is that being fat ages you prematurely.

Holy shit! We all gotta get in on this!

>>512294050 (OP)
>reddit link

>>512294050 (OP)
what is the anti aging effect of maintaining proper diet, sleep, exercise and exposure to sunlight?

>>512295174
"Netherlands"

>>512294322
Yeah, the Oxygen Destroyer sure activates my almonds.

>>512296233
Front page of the internet

>>512296144
Nah, the elites eat human organs/consume child's blood for anti aging, which is the only real way to do it. The elites aren't dumb enough to take synthetic chemicals into their body, that's for the slaves and Shabbos.

>>512294050 (OP)
damn it really is the mark of the beast!

>>512294050 (OP)
imagine having to live in this techno hellscape any longer than necessary

>>512294050 (OP)

Isnt this just the fasting effect cause they eat less?

>>512296458
No. That's AI or the covid vaxx.

>>512296486
Ok luddite

>>512294050 (OP)
Still not taking it. I've been losing weight by eating less, cooking, and exercise. I love rubbing it into Ozempicoids that I'm losing weight the REAL way. I can see the annoyance on their face every time I bring up my diet and work.

>>512294050 (OP)
>slaps arm
JEWS ARE MY GREATEST ALLY

>>512294050 (OP)
It reverses age so much that you eventually have to wear a diaper
>i.e. uncontrollable shitting some people may experience

>>512294050 (OP)
Lemme translate that for you:
>Not being a fatty imrpoves your life
these drugs cause pancreatitis and eyesight loss

>PLEASE RESPOND TO ME I HAVE A TRIPCODE
no

>>512294267
lmao if you gave normies the capacity to test for this i guarantee you this is something they would do.

they are only limited in their craziness by their lack of sophistication.

>>512294050 (OP)
... in fat people who are aging rapidly due to the concentration of goyslop byproducts in their body.

>>512296144
>>512296407
Why do they look like this then?

>>512296641
Here's your flowers, and your treason charge, broke bozo ass nigga

>>512296334
I picked up 5 shares at their IPO so I, as well, would like people to visit reddit.

>>512296795
WE ARE
WE ARE
WALMART
WE ARE
WE ARE
WALMART
WE ARE
WE ARE WALMART

>>512294749
>>512295125
Niggers have you SEEN Alex Jones?

>>512296223
is this guy still clocking in???

>>512294050 (OP)
Quite the opposite in fact.
It makes your body cannibalise bone and muscle, leading to accelerated frailty in anyone stupid enough to take it, meaning you could die from a fall like grandma does

>>512296946
>goyim blindly believe this is Alex Jones

>>512296806
Talk about skin in the game!

>>512296878
We are who we are.

>>512296991
Yes.

>>512296946
Thats from the Ultimate Sea Moss. It's the Ozempic of the sea!

>>512294050 (OP)
>biological immortality
So it causes cancer.

>>512294050 (OP)
The same thing was said about metformin, a common diabetus drug

>>512297169
>07/24/25
no way that is real. wtf

>>512295671
ah yes the snake method

>>512295031
Many such cases
Sad QQ

>>512296946
The real Alex Jones has been dead for decades.

>>512297169
>insert employee biometric probe into anus to acquire salary

>>512294050 (OP)
It also causes osteoporosis and other health complications that are far worse than obesity. It essentially treats one condition while causing 10+ others.
Good thing this shit and its generics are outlawed here.

>>512294322
I get shitting on modern scienceticians who are paid off by big industries, but 0800 Come on now.
This is an exaggeration too far.
Plus as you can see, the same shit happened back then too >>512294611
And it happened even more before that, fucking snake oil merchants and their fake cures of slightly warm water with god knows what disgusting shit crushed in to it, sometimes including goddamn heavy metals.

>>512297169
Jesus they don't even let you do the wagie dance drunk? That's inhumane.

>>512294050 (OP)
It also causes 1-in-200 people to go blind. I was thinking about going on it until I found out that little statistic.

>>512294267
>she was 21 but biologically reversed her age by 3.1 years so was basically a 17.9 year old you sick fuck!

>>512297315
Its really real real.

>>512297487
Not anus. Its a breathalyzer.

>>512297584
All dances ended during covid.

It’s almost like when you use”science” you can say absolutely anything about anything for some reason

It’s almost like they just made it up!

>>512297629
that's not true, it's like 1 in 1 million
they didn't even realize it could happen until lots of people were already prescribed it

Just dont eat shitty processed food and work out? Literally thats it

>>512294050 (OP)
>Study of HIV patients
Thanks, that's really useful for us non-niggers. The pictures i've seen of people who've used it show rapid aging from their gaunt, hollowed-out appearance.

>>512294050 (OP)
I see no one read it at all.
if you have AIDS (the one that makes you fat) it helps make you look younger.
Aka slightly less like a fucking corpse

>>512294267
>>512296652
Eventually we are going to be forced and threatened into marrying bloated 600 lb women who can barely breathe.

>>512297928
Thats a big ask for overworked, burned out people.

>>512294050 (OP)
I've seen enough Ozempic faces to know it's just turning you undead.

>>512295304
how the fuck is it measured? Aging is a dysfunction in telomerase or damaged dna. How the fuck do they measure aging.

>>512298269
Go read it

>>512296310
Based

>>512298042
They are incorrect

>>512294304
>Step 1. catch HIV...
Finally, I have a good excuse

>>512294050 (OP)
Ozmepic doesnt exist

>>512294611
Camels are based though

>>512295304
it reveres aging on unhealthy people the were aging faster due to bad health, there's nothing to support it being able to slow aging down in healthy people aging at a normal rate

>>512294050 (OP)
>eating food and taking in calories increases wear and tear of the body which ages you.
No shit an appetite suppressant will halt aging

>>512298147
Just find a work-life balance?

>>512298513
>aging faster

Bro. What are you saying. This is incorrect.

>>512294050 (OP)
>live an extra 3 years
>die of giga cancer

>>512297560
>Dangerous drug with some benefits outlawed
Why do Russians hate capitalism?

>>512295530
Are undead not immortal?
Checkmate 4chan!

>>512298269
>Aging is a dysfunction in telomerase or damaged dna
Not necessarily. One marker of aging is DNA methylation, which isn't really damage and is actually fully reversible, at least theoretically. That aside, the major debate in anti-aging research right now is whether cellular aging is the primary factor or whether it's a more systemic process. In this case, cellular aging was reduced (due to fat loss).

>>512298629
It's right in the article

>Researchers believe the anti-aging effects stem from semaglutide's ability to improve fat distribution and reduce inflammation, both major drivers of cellular aging.

>>512295067
Wow much youth! So childlike

>>512297169
not my problem

>>512298615
Not many jobs offer this.

>>512298247
I've witnessed a family member go from fat and happy to droopy, tired, and confused on this shit.

>>512298999
It will be. It will be everyone's problem.

>>512296691
He’s 300 years old

>>512294267
That's a great plan. Now I only need to find a girlfriend

>>512294050 (OP)
>i lost wwight and now I am younger
truly amazing stuff...

>>512294267
opposite. this will give these government shitters an excuse to RAISE the legal limit.

"so many 18 year olds are taking ozempic and turning into legal 12 year olds in body shape that we MUST raise the legal limit to 25 and require ozempic to only be usable if so"

>>512294050 (OP)
Why is this drug shilled so hard on here?

>>512294267
Lmao

>>512295304
>getting rid of fat evens out fat cell distribution
>which stops inflammation problems
So third order effects of losing weight. Being fat and sedentary causes random negative effects, this has been known for a long time.

>>512294267
Nice self-reporting Ahmed

>>512294322
What's your name so I can nominate you for a Nobel prize?

>>512298269
Some of the HIV reverse-transcriptase inhibitor meds (if not all of them) have an effect on telomerase.
>"In Vitro and Ex Vivo Inhibition of Human Telomerase by Anti-HIV Nucleoside Reverse Transcriptase Inhibitors (NRTIs) but Not by Non-NRTIs"

AIDS patients are a really strange cohort for a study on "age-reversing" effects of another drug added to the AIDS drug cocktail.

Who tf wants to live on this gay planet forever? You enjoying this prison too much? Son?

>>512299000
Then just don't work.

>>512298790
>One marker of aging is DNA methylation, which isn't really damage and is actually fully reversible, at least theoretically.
it isn't theoretical at all, i started taking 1-3 grams of GABA daily 7 years ago when i was 32 yo and became paralyzed. To this day my hair has not receeded or turned grey, I have 0 wrinkles or crows feet, and my cellular age was closer to 25 than 40 according to the neurologist that fused my spine back together 5 years ago. He literally thought i was doing hyperbaric treatments and other antiaging shit. when i told him i drink, smoke weed, and eat unhealthy as shit he had me list all supplements I take and narrowed it down to the GABA as the reason why I defy aging

tldr: i take 1-3 grams of GABA daily in 1 gram doses and it made my body younger than it should be. be warned tho, 1 gram of GABA causes a histamine reaction which is similar to eating too much niacin, so for 15-20 mins after it starts working you feel flushed, dizzy, and you sweat a shit load. just lie down with the fan on and drink some water, it passes quickly

>>512299706
>GABA's Potential Role in Reversing Methylation: Research suggests that interventions targeting GABAergic systems can potentially reverse some of these DNA methylation changes. For example, some studies show that GABAA receptor agonists or treatments aimed at improving GABAergic function can restore normal DNA methylation patterns and gene expression in relevant brain regions.

>>512294148
It's not the weight loss, basically Ozempic and the other semaglutide reduce inflamation in virtually all part of the body. They have done plenty of studies on lean people.. This is legit a wonder drug, that boost longevity, inhibit dementia, reduce risk of blood pressure, reduce risk of cancer - all of these things independent from the weight loss.

What should make everyone iron-hard about this, is that these drugs will become more specialized and potent. We are gonna see an array of semiglutide products - that don't induce weight loss but target specific part of the body. You niggers are gonna be popping anti-dementia pills, muscle-gain pills and longevity pills like it is candy ~ within the next 10-20 years.

>>512294050 (OP)
FOR PEOPLE WITH HIV, retards

>>512299773
>You niggers are gonna be popping anti-dementia pills, muscle-gain pills and longevity pills like it is candy ~ within the next 10-20 years.
I hope sooner

>>512299687
>memeflag eager to get his soul eaten by space lizards

>>512299378
Sadly, "biological age" doesn't take into account boob sag. At this point I would post an example image, but that's illegal for some reason.

>>512297230
>cancer
Why beat cancer when you can become cancer and live forever in a vial in some lab.

>>512294050 (OP)
>randomized controlled trial of 108 people with HIV
Epic.

>>512294267
fucking kek
I love you fuckers god damn it. gookmoot needs to make sure this shit hole doesnt die again for a week like it did last time.

>>512294050 (OP)
This is a result of the fasting not the medication.
More "Wet roads cause rain" bullshit.
Literally everyone I know that took Lezempic have some sort of paralyzed digestive track.

>>512294322
They hired actual scientists in movies because it was cheaper.

>>512299053
my aunt got on the shit, she's had 5 car wrecks totaling 2 new vehicles in the last 18 months to the point insurance is about to drop her...she also got vaxxd so that cld also contribute to her newly found retardation.

>>512298147
into the filter you go

>>512299852
they figured the cure for boob sag a long time ago anon

I'll never understand why so many overweight and obese people don't embrace a tried and true method for appetite suppression: smoking.

>>512300058
Are you legitimately blind? Are you actually trying to compare firm teenage breasts to mutilated silicone tits? A hideously deformed woman screams "roastie" and "expired".
Even the best plastic surgeons leave scars. And your pic related is fucking disgusting. A genuine turn off. It might as well be Mr Garrison from South Park.
Again, I wish I could post counter examples to make you understand.

>>512299706
>1 gram of GABA causes a histamine reaction which is similar to eating too much niacin, so for 15-20 mins after it starts working you feel flushed, dizzy, and you sweat a shit load. just lie down with the fan on and drink some water, it passes quickly
That sounds exactly like the tobacco woozies. Are the tobacco woozies caused by a histamine reaction?

>>512300364
Kek

>>512294749
I went from 213 to 170 in less than a year with Ozempic. I made no other changes to my lifestyle. I don't work out, and I eat the same crap, but I eat much less of it.

It works.

>>512300523
lemme check n see, i member once my dad was diagnosed with parkinsons i was trying different shit on him and slapped a 21mg nic patch on his chest, he actually acted very similar to histamine reaction too...one sec

>>512300364
just like in my japanimations...

>>512299773
For anyone not completely in the loop about how pharma operates : A receptor make the cell do X when stimulated, modern medicine is based around either blocking or stimulating these receptors, there are surprisingly few receptors where the effect of stimulating them are known. Any of the hundreds of drugs you can take to lower your blood pressure, work on the same two receptors. There is a reason why they measure hte effect of most pain relief drugs in "X times stronger than opium".. Because it's the same receptor it hit as opium.

Ozempic is Opium, and pharma will keep hitting this until we get Fentanyl.

>>512300523
all i can find is nicotine overdose but i mean that sounds fucking retarded, everyone gets a super buzz first smoke of the day and that buzz has alotta the same symptoms. i'd call it more a nicotine over consumption than overdose as overdoses normally require medical intervention

>Nicotine is a stimulant that primarily affects the central nervous system, leading to the release of adrenaline and other neurotransmitters [1] [2] [6]. This stimulation can cause an increase in heart rate and blood pressure, which might contribute to feelings of being hot or flushed [1] [2]. Dizziness can also be a symptom of nicotine's impact on the nervous system or changes in blood pressure [1] [2].

>A more probable explanation for feeling hot, flushed, or dizzy after tobacco use is a nicotine overdose, especially with products that deliver nicotine rapidly or in high concentrations, such as vapes [1] [2]. Symptoms of nicotine overdose can include nausea, headache, heavy or shallow breathing, slow heart rate, and dizziness [1]. While these symptoms might overlap with some allergic reactions, they are distinct from a typical histamine-driven allergic response [1] [2].

>>512294304
Step 0: Take the mRNA jab.

>>512300523
the induced fever brought on by GABA also dissolves the polymer that encapsulates the corona vaxx payload thereby eliminating the vaxx from your system. from what i was told it would take damn near a year of daily consumption to flush it completely from your system tho

>>512294050 (OP)
What has a positive effect also has a negative side effect.

>>512294611
Nicotine increases testosterone

>>512299690
You gotta work otherwise a life of homelessness, starvation, and fentanyl addiction are the penalties for not working.

>>512299773
>You niggers are gonna be
Why, "us" "niggers". Hmm? You sound Kikey. Anyway, I'm not doing SHIT. I'd sooner want my heart to explode in a Kroger parking lot than pop a smegmaglutide(tm) (R)Pfizer.

>>512300030
>so triggered by reality the dumb cel saga ass nigga needs a filter
LOL

WTF is "the inflammatory system"??
In fact, wtf does "inflammation" even mean anymore.
Used to be when you hurt yourself and had swelling somewhere. Or maybe an irritation.
Now I have motherfuckers talking to me about the anti-inflammatory properties of everything they eat and I ask them where they hurt and they look at me confused.
Am I supposed to believe we're all inflamed all the time, just somewhere we can't see?
I work out every day and I track my performance. If it dips, I can guess something's going wrong, and even then I'm not going to suspect some nebulous "inflammation" of my asshole as the first cause for lifting less or running slower.
Fucking stupid.

>>512300839
This is too old for zoomers to know.

>>512294050 (OP)
Americans assign a strong spiritual virtue to skinniness and weight loss, so glp1s make them furious. From their point of view, it lets a "spiritual fatty" hide in plain sight. Add on the fact it's expensive and Americans have shit health insurance, for the "sour grapes" effect.
You can't even tell the difference between someone in public using a glp1 and someone who doesn't, so the only option remaining for the seething Americans is to wish and hope that the drugs secretly give people super death AIDS, even though glp1s have been in the market for decades in forms like Saxenda with no widespread significant health risks.
Americans assign so much spiritual virtue to weight loss that they make guys like Jared Fogle or Nikocado into heroes. Just because they stopped being fat. It's hilarious. Glp1 is going to improve millions of lives and make millions more bucket crabs seethe and cry helplessly.

>>512296991
You always see namefags when shill activity is high. That Elsa faggot popped up again since they’ve been sliding Epstein discussion

>>512301479
I post when I please. I'm not on a schedule.

>>512294050 (OP)
>HIV
>108 ppl
This means nothing. Death to fattys.

>>512294322
> even the actors playing scientists are smarter than the scientists of today.
Back then scientists were still portrayed as being white. Unthinkable today.

>>512301431
They should have made a movie about the salary man
https://youtu.be/fNHGpVSU0ww?si=XiouXPAx9iL3yKX9

>>512299927
so they can't poop?

>>512301426
they are all worried about aging basically, they just couch it in catch all laymen terms like inflammation.

>The relationship between inflammation and aging is bidirectional: aging can lead to changes in the immune system that promote inflammation, and chronic inflammation can, in turn, accelerate the aging process by damaging cells, tissues, and organs.

>>512301607
i'm a research agronomist which is basically a scientist that turns crop trash and byproducts into medical commodities. i only get paid if i produce results, as opposed to "scientists" of today that research but produce no results, only perpetual researching so as to promote job security. todays scientists are about as useful as a shit flavored lollipop, and aren't worth the charmin extra soft they wipe their asses with

>>512301977
well medical and defense related commodities, we figured out a way to make smokeless powder/solid rocket propellant from a non cellulose derived source a year and a half ago

>>512294050 (OP)
My 24 year old girlfriend took it and she ginned 15 lbs and looks 5 years older.

>>512298794
and if you're healthy and do exercise you wont have any problems with excess fat and you will also reduce inflamation, this is only a thing for fat fucks, nobody healthy needs ozempic and for 32 weeks in a row you retard.

>>512295671
I am eternal and eat only cosmic rays with my brown eye.

>>512294267
You have it reversed.
>inject myself with several doses of ozempic
>get biologically before puberty
>take puberty blockers
>become the 9000 years old vampire loli like Alucard

>>512302281
>My gf didn't do a proper diet and she is a fat whale
Good to know you are both niggers

>>512294267
Age of consent is 16 here
About to get that 13 biological cunny legally

>>512302281
Go to the gym amerilard mystery juice negro

>>512294050 (OP)
so step 1 is to get AIDS?

>>512302359
>do exercise
Pointless gym exercises are masochistic and terrible for you without drugs
And now its 110 degrees outside every single fucking day

>>512300398
>Even the best plastic surgeons leave scars.
There are a few way to do it where the scar is hidden under the armpit or other areas away from the tits. There's basically no way to do it where they don't look fake and have clear ways to tell. They rarely look good when fully exposed and the woman is nude, the more artistic surgeons get the to look good dressed up or in a bikini.

>>512299773
>The researchers believe semaglutide's anti-aging properties stem from its effects on fat distribution and metabolic health. Excess fat around organs triggers the release of pro-aging molecules that alter DNA methylation in key aging-related genes. By reducing this harmful fat accumulation and preventing low-grade inflammation - both major drivers of epigenetic aging - semaglutide appears to create a more youthful biological environment.
You are actually an illlterate retards, it says right there that it's because of the fat loss.

>>512296553
>rubbing it to ozempoids.
I thought you meant jerking off to chemically skinny whores.

>>512294611
Life was objectively better and QOL was higher when everyone smoked tobacco. Correlation?

>>512296167
This. And losing weight "reduces your age" aka turn in back to where it should be if you where not fat.

>>512296652
pretty much. nothing is retarded enough that normalfags won't do it.
just look at shit like them torturing people to death for saying that the earth circles the sun and not the other way around.
completely inconsequential really for the average person, yet stuff like that can trigger them into a frenzy.
calling humanity homo sapiens is kind of a meme when the majority isn't sapient at all.

>>512294050 (OP)
Revelation 9
6 And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

I would never touch any (((drug))), but this is a blatant warning to everyone. Do not seek ye after that which condemns you to hell.

>>512299378
>Officer she is a 90 y.o. ozemtic hag
LOLIBABAS ARE GOING TO BE A THING IN OUR TIMELINE YESSSSS!!

>>512302536
In my country men only go the gym for homoeotic locker room antics.

>>512299773
unlikely. you could already be popping weight gain drugs right now for dirt cheap, if they weren't made illegal and demonized to such a degree that even people who need them for medical reasons have trouble actually getting them.

>dont eat as much
>get healthier
>look goy its ozempig buy more ozempig

>>512294050 (OP)
>Be immortal thanks to Ozempic
>Have explosive diarrhea and other digestive tract problems for the whole eternity
Thanks but no thanks Mr Big Pharma, I'll just keep my mortal shell, dying isn't that bad after all.

>>512302825
I dont even go into the change room, i just lift weights and slam dates

>>512302585
exercise comes in different forms, its not just gym
swimming, climbing, kicking a fucking ball, tennis, volleyball, go to the beach.
even doing a hiit 4~5 days a week at home in the morning or the evening is a good start.
obviously later on it would be good idea to try and build muscle for longevity's sake.
the idea is, exercise can be fun.

>>512302281
My 15 year old girlfriend took it and she ginned 5 lbs and looks 24 years older.

>>512294050 (OP)
redditard confirmed more intelligent than poltard

>>512294267
>literally rimworld

BREAKING NEWS: Not being fat helps you live longer.

>>512294050 (OP)
yea it's like if you're not a fattie you live a longer and healthier life. jfc

>>512294611
>These people smoked an average of one to two packs a day
Jesus fuck. A pack will last me three or four days holy shit. I feel like shit when I get drunk and smoke half a pack.

>>512303195
>>512294050 (OP)
if your fat your skin stretches causing you to not have wrinkles looking younger.

>>512294050 (OP)

>anti aging by reducing inflammation and body fat

Pretty sure this can be accomplished naturally through intermittent fasting and low carb/no seed oil diet

BUT that's not a patentable drug and Westerners are lazy slobs who can't stop shoveling corn syrup and canola oil products into their mouths so...

>>512300595
I did that in 6 months(240 to 180) just by cutting out beer.

>>512300850
Fentanyl isn't even the strongest but your point is valid. Reminds me of getting into RCs and discovering dozens of psychedelics that were 'legal' but hit the same receptors. And they all felt different due to different binding affinity and half lives and whatnot

>>512300850
what is the mechanism of action then?
and the problem here is they use the epigenome as a proxy for age.. weight lifting has been shown to do the same thing and even some types of exercise literaly increase telomer length in some cells
what is new here? we have many compounds already that reduce markers for epigenetic age and or inflamation. and by the way just reducing inflamation doesnt mean you improve lifespan. you need inflamation for certain processes in the body its a fucking repair mechanism supressing it without specificity has serious side effects

>>512294050 (OP)
Last i heard it wakened your heart muscles and they called it some disease

>>512301176
fever from GABA ? what? dude the polymer that contains the mRNA in the vax is a lipid membrane...just like the ones in your cells
and the effects of the vax go way beyond the lifespan of the lipid nano particles circulating in your blood stream

Great. Take it for everything and anything then die of gut cancer in 20 years

I'M FINNA BOUTTA BUY THIS SHIT

>>512294050 (OP)
Oh wow cool, now do those years get addeed to my 20s or will it be added to the end where im shitting my pants ans getting beat up by noggers in a care home

>>512300595
So you could have just ate less and achieved the sane thing without needing to take that shit.

>>512301426
that is all true but in a general sense modern humans eating modern diets and in modern contexts ON AVERAGE have an over active imune system and release of pro inflamatory markers...that is the problem...its that most people are unhelathy in that sense given that they body is being constantly agravated by toxins (inhaled or consumed ) or compounds that disrupt various systems in the body
inflamation is mediated by the inate imune system. so certain imune cells release cytokines that induce the activity of other imune cells and the problem comes when its in excess
but normies dont have a fucking clue tho

>>512301426
Inflammatory response is basic immune response. When you get cut or bruised or ehatever, there's inflammation occurring and your immune system is involved.

I've lost 120lbs on Ozempic in only 10 months. It's great.

>>512304638
You know you can just not stuff your face you weak fuck

>>512303643

I know a guy who lost 80lbs in 6 months from intermittent fasting / carnivore diet.

He'd eat a steak once every two days and just drink electrolyte water the rest of the time

>>512304782
That's not possible for some people.

>>512300850
"there are surprisingly few receptors where the effect of stimulating them are known."
uh no...not at all true

>>512303516
Just roll your own. I can barely manage to finish a store ciggie anymore. Been smoking since elementary school

>>512299773
TWO

MORE

WEEKS

>>512300844
Wow an young bill cooper and alex jones.

>>512301362
Go on disability, fren

>>512294050 (OP)
>be giant walrus pig
>take ozempic
>intestines seize
>no longer processing food
>lose 300lbs
>liver and kidneys start functioning again
>“this has reversed his age by 3.5 years!”
>die of cancer

>>512294050 (OP)
My previous landlord is on it (for diabetes, not because he's a fat fuck) and he looks like a fucking corpse.

>>512306760
I dont have anyone to support me in the interim (see: half a decade) for a social security judge to jiggle his balls and decide my financial fate.

>>512294050 (OP)
"Biological age" takes your weight into account. Losing weight for any reason, will improve it. What it won't change is that Trump's name is all over the Epstein client list.

It's so fucking funny how much you guys pray and beg for ozempic to give people cancer. You happened to be born with genetics that make it easier for you not to overeat in our fucked HFCS modern food supply, and you cling onto that as one of your few sources of pride. The lie that you're better than fat people because you have more willpower. Ozempic is taking that away, and what will you have after that?

>>512296028
Same. I'm high on life, but they keep kicking me out of raves for some reason. Wtf is the scaffolding there if not for climbing?

>>512307013
That's not how filing for disability works. You file online. Or in person. And while they determine IF you're disabled enough to receive benefits, you stay at Walmart. Once you get approved, you're nigger rich.

>>512307310
I wish there was a pill form of Ozempic. I took the injection one and it made me really sick. Then switched to Mounjaro and it worked too well, I was getting dehydrated and shit from not wanting to eat or drink anything. Now I'm homeless and can't take the medicine because it has to be refrigerated.

>>512302621
When 70 percent of the your population is obese and has no self control, this is a wonder drug.

>>512300839
hahahahahaha

>>512307310
lmao pipe down fatty you sound sweaty

>>512303968
>Reminds me of getting into RCs and discovering dozens of psychedelics that were 'legal' but hit the same receptors. And they all felt different due to different binding affinity and half lives and whatnot
Quick rundown?

>>512300595
Lol, you paid a pharmajew to do something you could have just d9ne anyway. Nobody was shoveling food into your hole but you.

>>512308204
Fucking neck yourself, paki

>>512306842
fat cunts dying prematurely by 20 years and celebrating walking back 3.5 years lel

>>512294267
Better yet
>Get 18yo whale
>Turns into skinny 15yo
Worth it

>>512294267
It’s here. The roastie “she’s actually 13” excuse has scientific precedent

>>512303516
>>512294611
modern cigs are 15% tobacco, 85% shredded paper soaked in liquid nicotine.

>>512298629
No, it's what is actually happening. Sorry, fatty, being fat ages you faster.
What do you think is happening to fatty organs?

>>512309520
>Turns into skinny 15yo with giant flaps of wrinkled skin hanging on every side
FTFY

>>512296334
Polyp inside a gay nigger's asshole

>>512296028
>plants can now type

>>512296691
Selling your soul Has adverse affects

>>512298339
>Godzilla had a stroke after taking Godzempic and fucking died

>>512294050 (OP)
>become immortal
>bones crumble to dust
>eternal blob of sadness regretting decision unable to do anything about it

>>512294050 (OP)
I don't care what the claimed benefits are. I barely even trust modern Tylenol to still be what it was originally.

>>512310998
Seek mental help, bozo ass nigga.

>>512294050 (OP)
Heroin has the same effect and it's much cheaper. I'm 56 and look 30+ because of weekly use of heroin for the past 25 years.

>>512307952
>this is a wonder drug
Except for the whole "taint rot" thing....

>>512297560
There are few things, beside hard core addiction to meth and/or fentanyl, that is worse for your long term health than morbid obesity

>>512299391
They figure a bunch of fatties are chronically online here
It’s not an unreasonable assumption

>>512294050 (OP)
Novo stocks are bleeding but luckily they just land a new study at the exact same time, pure coincidence

>>512313881
I was being sarcastic but thanks, anon.

>>512315062
Anyone go to Aiden Ross' No-zempic fat camp a few weeks ago?

>>512294050 (OP)
>being a fat fuck is worse for you than almost anything
>so almost anything that makes you less fat is relatively good for you
>even kidney/liver destroying shit like ozympic will make you live longer than you being a 600 lb couch-locked burger gulper.

Big think

It’s impossible because aging is a splitting of telomeres and you cannot reverse it. Or they take new telomeres from kids

>>512298790
>One marker of aging is DNA methylation
Very inaccurate oversimplification. DNA methylation changes with age, but it reduces with age. It would be more accurate to say DNA methylation is a marker of youth

>>512313881
IMAGINE THE SMELL OF THE TAINT OF A HAMBEAST ON WEGOVY

AAAAAAAAA

>>512294267
quality leaf post

>>512295067
Troons are very stupid

Can't that billionaire guy who looks into staying young try this ?

>>512300999
Well nice digits regardless

>>512316020
He's so fucking retarded he probably considers it

Nice, it's about to become a generic since their patent expired here.

>>512294050 (OP)
They really want people to take this, whats the side effects? More health problems?

>>512294050 (OP)
Using HIV associated lipohypertrophy as a measure of aging and then reversing it lmao
Science has become such a joke.

>>512315062
I appreciate you, leafbro. I just needed a post to shoehorn "taint rot" into the conversation.

>>512316505
the OP is a lie in framing, ozempic can reduce obesity caused shorter life (by reducing your weight)

>>512312300

Interesting. Does kratom have the same effect? I've been a daily kratom user for 10 years and people usually think I'm younger than I really am...

>reverses aging by a few years
>but only if you have AIDS
Am I reading that right?

>>512297775
>that's not true, it's like 1 in 1 million
Nope, it's about 1 in 200.

>>512294050 (OP)
fake and gay

>>512294267
kek

>>512301448
>you can't even tell the difference between someone in public using a glp1 and someone who doesn't

>>512316505
Yes, namely paralyzation of the colon leading to the patient living with a colostomy bag the rest of their life.

>>512294050 (OP)
I'm 38 and haven't yet developed the horrible aging that all men get in their early 40's. Unironically thinking about taking this now. I'm kinda skinny already so is it possible I can do this without becoming a skeleton?

>>512294050 (OP)
This is all bullshit so pin Fasting benefits to a drug for profit. All of these things can be achieved FOR FREE and with no drugs at all if people just practiced Fasting but noooooooo America needs to make moneh

>>512318433
Read this >>512318507

>>512294749
>>512295125
You still have to stop eating like a Mutt and guzzling alcohol like a Zigger, you dumb fucks.
>>512296946
picrel

>>512318433
I’m 41 and only get better looking.
Metabolism has dropped so I can put on weight now, finally. Meaning when I lift heavy shit I actually build muscles. Thankfully I have all of my hair too. It’s getting gray, but still mostly brown so I’ve got that salt and pepper look.

Unfortunately none of this matters because I’m 5’8” so girls literally pretend I’m invisible. I hate women so much it’s unreal.

>>512318085
source?

We all agree "biological age" is jewish pilpul right?
what quantifies it? and if calculated, how effective? I am layman, I could understand if each human has X heart beats per year, is it an amalgamation of those questions?

>>512297487
Im being mentally fucked at work anyway, might as well make it physical too.

>>512318291
>source: my ass

>>512294050 (OP)
this seems far too good to be true.

>>512318433
>horrible aging that all men get in their early 40's
What kind of horrible aging are you talking about?

>>512294050 (OP)
C

>>512294050 (OP)
>it's good for you
>it's bad for you
>it's good for you
>it's bad for you
>it's good for you
>it's bad for you
>it's good for you
>it's bad for you
>it's good for you
>it's bad for you
>it's good for you
>it's bad for you
>it's good for you
>it's bad for you
Well, which the fuck is it?????????????????

>>512294050 (OP)
>trust the science goy
>take the drugs
>they're good for you

>>512301359
just because you're a moody asshole who needs a fix doesnt mean your testosterone goes up in a meaningful way
this is basically the same lie they told women after the 19th was passed to get them to smoke as a form of empowerment

>>512299773
>>"It's not just the weight loss."

I could be off-base here, but wasn't Ozempic developed around enzymes found in lizards (i.e. Gila monster) that control the metabolism of those animals during hard times (drought, famine, etc)?

If that's the case - I'm just winging it here based on secondhand accounts on the subject - than this isn't the win that it seems to be. It sounds like reptile behavior, honestly. The enzymes that Ozempic is based on are one of the reasons reptiles live so long - they control their metabolism, and thus, their aging is drastically slowed.

Tl;dr Ozempic patients are becoming Reptilians.

>>512320449
It's just when men start look like they're getting older. Like, as long as you're eating healthy, staying out of the sun, not fat, and can maintain your hairline you're probably gonna look in your mid to late 20's until you're 40. Around the early 40's there's some kind of change that always happens. Even if you try to rub gallons of lotion on your face you're still gonna be noticeably older, like when you look at actors playing guys in their 20's and something feels really fucking off it's because your brain is noticing that they're just old dudes. Take a look at that billionaire dude who takes his son's blood to look younger and does all sorts of immortality experiments. Even he just looks like a faggot in his mid-40's.

>>512296123
also bone density loss (osteoporosis)
who knows what else they're putting in that shit and the long term effects
https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ozempic-muscle-mass-loss

>>512320876
Their study didn't do shit to determine biological age. Your DNA is still aging and fucking you. Telomeres running out. This does not stop it.

>>512321729
I'm all for it if I can MK reptile slide. Gas warm skins

>>512298042
There's fat AIDS?

>>512300839
>>512301431
we're 8 months into 2025 and still no loli society

>>512294267
Kek

>>512295671
Based

>>512294148
fpbp /thread

CRISPR Biopunk NOW

CRISPR Biopunk NOW

>>512299706
did you become paralyzed because of gaba or started taking it because you became paralyzed

>>512294267
>formerly 19

Yankees wonder how their wealth for divine utopia got stolen and then all got used up murdering 50,000 kids

>>512299773
You really should know better at this point nigger

>>512294267
kek

The world demands CRISPR biopunk