Thread 512295940

UK IS 82
US IS 78
WHY ARE MUTTS DYING LIKE FLIES IS IT THE DIET OR SHITSKINS LIFESPANS BRINGING IT DOWN?

>>512295940 (OP)
Imagine wanting to live in the UK for 82 fucking years

>>512295940 (OP)
Now do Cuba.

>>512296150
Ok aquafresh

>>512296319
The Bongoloid fears anything even remotely resembling toothpaste
As if we don't see that as soon as he opens his mouth

>>512296520
lmao

>>512296520
That was an American meme because kids in Muttland all wear braces on their teeth and get veneers and the Brits don't.

Some shitty 3rd world Balkan state doesn't get the privilege to join in with the meme..

>>512296784
>Some shitty 3rd world Balkan state doesn't get the privilege to join in with the meme..
Owright guv'na, I'll get back to ya as soon as I get my bantz loicense innit

>>512296921
Trying to fake an Australian accent don't make you right.

Hey and another thing . . . .Mutts do the licence because of our TV licence . . .but Croatia has them too.

You fail at this kid.

>>512295940 (OP)
I'm sure I could optimize my diet and lifestyle for cardiovascular fitness to reach my maximum potential lifespan, and I could just ask AI to help me do it, but I would rather keep chugging caffeine, eating cheese burgers, and drinking beer.
If I die I die, fuck it. Who wants to live the longest on this shit hole planet anyway?

>>512297131
>but Croatia has them too
Never enforced, never mentioned, don't know anybody who has paid for one, and to top it off, it's not even a "licence"
And finding one (almost) common point doesn't negate the fact that here you can buy cutlery and kitchen accessories at any age without needing to show your government stamp of approval and ID first
Oh and also you don't get sentenced to 1 trillion years in a gulag if you go to any major news portal or social network and write "deport all rapist paki scum back to pakistan" in the comments
Anything else?

>>512295940 (OP)
I've been alive for about ten thousand years
>it sucks ass

>>512297663
You have already lost kiddo, give it a rest.
And spouting shit you've seen on 4chan means nothing.

Just drop it and move on.

>>512296653
No more dental for you Cletus.

https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/

>>512296150
OI, U AVIN’ A LAFF, U CHEEKY CUNT?

>>512295940 (OP)
you dropped this

>>512295940 (OP)
It's all the shitskins constantly killing each other young, especially niggers. The American nigger has an average lifespan of about 60 years because they're so likely to get shot to death by their neighbors.

>>512297842
>Just drop it and move on.
Hahah look at the bastard go, he thinks that others have the same slave mentality as his countrymen and will do whatever they are commanded by anyone
You got a loicence to issue commands, son? Now I understand why so many "brits" get beaten to shit when they come here, the sheer arrogance, worse than ze germans even

>>512297896
hey increase the size of his pp we have bigger dicks than you!!!

>>512298066
That is one thing I do like about blacks is that they do a decent job of keeping their population in check through sheer retardation and poor long-term decision making. That alone is why I’ll always be pro-choice from a purely pragmatic standpoint.

>>512298148
pp?

>>512298110
see >>512297842
You're boring me now .

>>512298196
This is now a mutt meme thread, OP is a faggot

>>512298236
Enlighten me with your wisdom, o great sigma male of Incest Island, how can I become as cool as you?

>>512295940 (OP)
>US IS 78
GMOs & high fructose (GMO) corn syrup

>>512298385
Shut and pay your pristojba (TV Licence) which also applies to Radios as well . . . and you said Britain was cucked?

How about you keep your mouth shut and think before you post.

>>512295940 (OP)
Why the fuck would you want to live after 60?

>>512298672
>pristojba
What the fuck is that word even, did you learn that from your wife's Polish bull or something?
>>512298758
This but unironically, living past 30 without blowing your head off is a massive achievement already