Thread 512299076

If you were a crow, what party ideology would you follow?

Crowdism

>>512299076 (OP)
Socialism

Necrowmacy

>>512299076 (OP)
Is murder an ideology? Because if I were a crow I'd probably be following a murder.

>>512299076 (OP)
Treasure

the one that has jim crow laws

>>512299076 (OP)
Freeganism

>>512299561
what tf was his problem? What did Israel ever do to him?

>>512299076 (OP)
A murder

>>512299076 (OP)
The way of the crow.

>>512299076 (OP)
The Carcass Caucus

>>512299076 (OP)
National Socialism

>>512299076 (OP)
Eggsistentialism

>>512299076 (OP)
>what party ideology would you follow?
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW. CAAW

>>512299076 (OP)
>>512299520
Crows are pirates, they're even all black.

>>512299180
FPBP
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>>512299951
How does it feel to be dumber than a crow.
Corvids are fairly smart, mind you. You're not.

>>512299076 (OP)
Crow physiology is highly schizophrenic

They would be the most insane conspiracy theorists youd ever meet

>>512301785
this

>>512301845
elaborate

>>512299076 (OP)
Anarchy. They seem to be having fun while making people miserable.
They used to haunt me while I was living in attic. Fuck 'em

>>512301995
?

.....wasn't it self-explanatory?

>>512302049
Crows love me, have you tried being white?

>>512299076 (OP)
I thought crows had smaller pointed beaks and ravens had larger curved beaks

Crow society is already a kratocracy basically, so that.

>>512302049
Wouldn't you haunt yourself too if you were a crow? It's funny.

>>512299076 (OP)
caw

>>512302049
>They used to haunt me while I was living in attic.
you got mogged by crows

>>512302380
10 determined crow could kill a man

>>512299076 (OP)
National Crowcialism

>>512299076 (OP)
the one that threw peanuts in the street

>>512299951
Kikes stole his shining rocks

>>512302501
A determined man could kill 10 crows as well

>>512299076 (OP)
If I were a retarded MAGA crow, I'd vote Trump because he hates windmills. If I were a smart crow who understands cause and effect, unlike retarded MAGA crows, I would understand that fossil fuels kill exponentially more wildlife than every windmill on the planet put together, and I'd vote for anyone who takes climate change seriously.

>>512302863
Ah you went for clever but missed and hit cringe

CAW CAW CAW

>>512301845
They're just like me fr fr. This explains >>512299561. They're also very clever and opportunistic. Truly our totem bird.

>>512299076 (OP)
the Kaw Kaw Kaw

>>512302863
If you can't understand why windmills are a scam, you're definitely not a crow. Solar panels may get a pass for some applications, but a lot of them are also scammy.

>>512303096
dang it, didnt knownyou spelt it caw not kaw

Cawmunism

>>512303374
that crow is a grand wizard of the KKK

>>512299076 (OP)
Louder with Crowder!

>>512303579
>You need to give me your pizza crusts
>Change my mind

>>512303431
It was a metaphor from which you can draw a comparison to the thinking patterns of the distorted MAGA mind.
>>512303000
Uh oh, the pedophile defender thinks I'm cringe! I don't think my ego will ever recover...

>>512299076 (OP)
Brown supremacy ensures a reliable supply of readily available human corpses being distributed and abandoned for a sufficient amount of time along the territory, either through murder and disposal mismanagement through inherently brown ritual practices, like Indian open air pyres.

A scavenger's interest coincides with human civilizational regression and enshittification.

>>512299076 (OP)
Whatever party advocates for total seagull death
Kill seagulls, peck seagulls, sic cats on seagulls, throw baby seagulls in front of car etc

>>512299076 (OP)
I would not act like a nigger, because I am white, despite my feathers being black

>>512303763
>doesn’t check my trips
Go back and stay there. You aren’t convincing a single person and just working yourself up

>>512299550
>>512299561
>>512301845
>>512302049
>>512302261
This looks like the most based creature you can meet in the world

>>512299076 (OP)
Basically whoever gave me french fries regularly would be emperor

>>512299076 (OP)
crows have rigid heirarcies and practice strick eugenics. their juveniles even form gangs. crowsiety is naturally national socialist

>>512303763
>It was a metaphor
And a very shitty one, coming straight from a midwitt mind. Look up how windmills are connected to the grid, how they really function and their power output, maybe you'll understand why they're retarded.

>>512302049
crovids have been know to target semites. they are even socially developed enough to target cyclists in hate crimes

>>512303547
and he is cute :)

I would enslave and genocide the gelflings

mmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

I can't think of any animal that isn't far right. Freedom to caw, freedom to defend themselves and their nests, property rights, they don't want other animals quartering in their nests, I could go on and on.

>>512299076 (OP)
>>512299180
the crowparty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyPEi_GPK2M

>>512299076 (OP)
whatever ideology produces the most french fries and ketchup packets

>>512299076 (OP)
Esoteric Joelism

>>512304980
this really makes me believe in reincarnation

i know where all our frens went all of a sudden

>>512304980
Stop I was already loving them. Now this is getting suspicious. How can an animal be so based?

the mob hawks and eagles party

>>512299076 (OP)
Anti-communism

Crows/ravens:
>smarter than niggers
>hate jews
>can use compound tools
>understand delayed gratification (unlike niggers)
>can learn as much or more speech as an African gray pair
>very cute and soft to pet
>lovely plumage
>CAW-pilled

>>512299076 (OP)
Look at the nose on that shiny loving thing.

>>512302824
I wouldn't recommend it. Crows are VENGEFUL. If you fuck with them, they'll teach their babies to hate you and attack you on sight.

The Hawk Harassers

>>512304978
I looked it up. ChatGPT doesn't agree with you.:

" Bottom Line
Wind turbines are scientifically sound, economically viable, and grid-compatible sources of renewable energy. Criticism is valid when it's informed—but claiming they're useless or "retarded" ignores decades of engineering, performance data, and successful deployment worldwide."

>hurr durr AI slop

Show me your data. Refute it with facts. I can provide the entire breakdown with all the sources if you'd like.

sometimes I dissassociate with how horrible this world is and yet people look at me weird when I don't care about the heckin' ideologies party political ideologies as if the party political ideologies are going to cure rotting corpses.

The Two Noble Paths are;

1. Spiritual Dissolution of the Demiurgic Simulation.

2. Trans Humanism.

>>512299076 (OP)
fries

>>512305965
>can learn as much or more speech as an African gray pair

When I was very young the school caretaker had a magpie he found as a chick and imprinted (it considered him it's life partner basically).
It would stay with him everywhere and we would greet it with our names and it learned hundreds of names over the years and would repeat them in a perfectly mimicked child's voice, or mimick the sound of a playground full of children etc. and it could repeat full sentence back in your own voice it was freaky.
I learnt later he achieved it by slicing the birds tounge down the middle when it was a chick.

>>512307237
>ChatGPT doesn't agree with you
WHO THE FUCK DOES DAT LITTLE AISHIT THINK IAM???? HES NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT THAT LITTLE BRAINDEAD FAGGOT

>>512307237
>but claiming they're useless or "retarded"
idk why but this phrasing made me kek

>>512299076 (OP)
Animals are all evil muderers. I'm really blackpilled about nature.

>>512310262
funny how Elon didnt even inhale in this video.
literally first time he smoked actual goos weed

>>512299076 (OP)
Total Raptor Death

>>512299076 (OP)
As a crow I need both wings so I would have to be a neutral-neutral centrist.

>>512312056
Yeah he was just trying to play the cool billionaire to impress liberals.

>>512313012
gayer than OP ngl

>>512312434
kek

>>512299076 (OP)
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAWWWW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CAW

>>512307747
>the crows like cirith ungol
Truly the best bird there is parrots are cool too

>>512299076 (OP)
world domination

>>512299076 (OP)
>If you were a crow,
Anon, I am a Crow.

>>512301740
based

>>512299076 (OP)
Crows are anarchists.

>>512299076 (OP)
Jim Crow

>>512315290
;)

>>512299524
>>512316269
underrated

>>512299076 (OP)
A.U.R.

>>512316853
The simplicity of it always baffle them

For example crimes

>>512299076 (OP)
Crows wouldn't follow an ideology.

>>512320482
but what if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>>512299076 (OP)
Which party ideology promises free peanuts and shiny things for all crows and a final solution to the seagull question? That one.

>>512320482
Says who? You cannot oppress us, human.

IDK but i prefer white crows.

>>512299076 (OP)
Interesting question. I suppose if I were a Crow, my ideology would be: CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!CAW!, . . . CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!CAW!CAW! CAW!

>>512320991
Wow so they do exist!
also
R A R E
A
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>>512321630
For sure, they are a sign for purity and good luck, also a sign for living by your own rules.

>>512299524
>jim crow
I only came into this thread to ctrl+f for "jim crow" and complain about it in case there were no matches. Good job.

>>512320991
Gentleman prefer white crows.

>>512323655
Crows are too based to be democrats though.

>>512299076 (OP)
national crowcialism>>512299180

>>512321441
But what would your CAWcus be like?

Nevermore

>>512299076 (OP)
non-affiliated. or Crowservative. because thats kind of what they do right? it wouldn't be anything too aggressive or ambitious. simple and minimal.. pretty chill.

>>512305907
Noah was the best.

>>512307237
its incredible how many time AI has been blatantly wrong. to people who don't know any better, they'll really trust everything the AI tells them, even if its not deliberately trying to mislead everyone. AI is still kind of retarded. it'll tell you it found what you're looking for, but its not what you're looking for.

>>512299076 (OP)
CAWWWWWWCUS

>>512299076 (OP)
Murder

Caw caw caw caw caw

>>512299076 (OP)
There are 3 types of people in the world. Eaglecels, Owltrannies, and Crowchads.

>>512313787
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>512299076 (OP)
>If you were a crow, what party ideology would you follow?

...crows, raven, magpies, all of them are anarchist!

>>512314850
It's The Twisted World of Artur Brown. Cirith Ungol is a Tolkien thing.