Thread 512303122

>News

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/aug/05/prison-bosses-make-room-for-possible-influx-amid-planned-protests-across-england

>>512303122 (OP)
>Letting criminals out to make way for people who don't agree with the government
Grim

If an army of 10 year old chavs are unleashed on boatwogs, what can the police do?

Can't jail the kidderinos.

>>512303177
Good point

sank some u boats

>>512303177
Shame they didn't hold on to some army barracks so they could convert them into open concentration camps for political dissidents.

>>512303122 (OP)
room for one more?

am in bed lads

>>512303944
>4 words
niggers tongue my anus

>>512303944
"Free Palestine from Genocide"

>>512303944
you envy me lmfao

>>512303944
Zero niggers. Truly paradise.

>>512303944
#yolo

>>512303944
Josh is a pedophile

>>512303944
>Tourists out! Refugees welcome.

>>512303122 (OP)
Question: I thought y'all Britbongs were IP banned due to your Orwellian bullshit laws. So how the fuck are y'all posting with UK flags?
Or are you all MI5?

>>512303177
>>512303386

Who does it better? the UK or Spain?

>>512304059
How many elections until Jezza gets kicked out of the Muslim Party? wish he'd fuck off and die with Starmer too.

>>512304409
Starmer? More like Falmer LOL

>>512304227
Kek.
You win.

>>512304355
The age verification is ineffective. I don't even have to use a vpn or anything to find porn. I've found some interesting websites in that time. There is a website that just archives chaturbate streams for example.

Italian cuisine is the best on the plane and nothing comes even close

>>512303944
Just farded and cumed

>>512304355
>I thought
You didn’t.

>>512304497

He's out of Labour now, sitting as an independent, but starting this thing with Zarah Sultana. With Zack Polanski taking over the Greens it'll be a rainbow coalition going forward. Because everyone loves rainbows.

>>512304355
You thought wrong. Retard.

>>512304502
Filtered

>>512303944
>whats
>for
>din
>dins

>>512304919
choon

>>512304355
Nah we're allowed on 4Chan. Just some images are blocked with adult content warning. Even pornhub is accessible, but the thumbnails been changed rather impressively to non explicit parts of the video

True that

School exam results released in Scotland. Zoomeretes in their uniforms and caked on makeup on tv.

on my top boy fuckries still

>>512304355
I know are SUSSEX and possibly ginge are naval intelligence

>>512305234
what time am i supposed to eat tea at?

>>512305234
bit harsh, seem like good lads t b h

Repost:

Meeting my sister's boyfriend for the time in an hour. She hasn't told me anything about him. I could potentially know this fella for the rest of my life so should I make a good impression or not bother?

>>512305361
one meal per day at midnight

>>512305387
>so should I make a good impression or not bother?
Lmfao?
He should be the one making the good impression, you're a fucking cuck mate

>>512305387
is it dutchavelli?

>>512305234
https://archive.is/mrvsK

The author of this spastic piece.

Yanks get to re-elect the entire lower house of their national legislature every 2 years

For us, it's every 5 years

We suffer in the United Kingdom

>>512305361
>he can afford food
Tax the rich

>>512305303
Zoomerettes, horid generation

>>512305387
Tweak your sister's nipples in front of him to assert dominance.

>>512305526
I'm the one paying for the restaurant too. First impressions are off to a good start.

>>512305688
obvious bait

>>512305387
I’m sure Jamal is a perfectly pleasant chap.

>>512305600
And yet they still appoint red tie/blue tie.

>>512305688
>I'm the one paying for the restaurant too.
When did English get this bastardised?

>>512303944
Bit Brexity up here

My wife wants to get vr headset and let me watch porn on it while she sucks me off.
Is vr porn actually any good?

Imagine ginge's first day at naval intelligence HQ and they're trying to take his picture for his ID badge and he just WILL NOT look at the camera, or it's a retinal scanner, and he puts his face in but refuse to look at the red lights

No real advice here. Would've thought a few married lads were in tonight. Obviously not.

>>512305688
Being far too obvious with the trolling there lad.

>>512305785
>falling for obvious joshbait

>>512305838
Ofc and this twat >>512305815 isn't trolling?

>>512303122 (OP)
>Gives illegal immigrants 3 month visas and 5 star hotels
>Don't criticize it, because theyve made room in overcrowded jails for you

>>512305333
>>512305820

>>512305815
This is the equivalent of me putting a bag over a girls head because she's ugly.
Your wife wants to pretend you're someone else.

>>512305759
They get to choose who stands for each party though right? With primary elections. But in this country each party selects the candidates and then voters just have to pick between those selections.

>>512305889
I never saw that post. That one is just as retarded.

>It allows an appointed gold commander to monitor every out-of-use cell, direct moves into and out of prisons and maximise the use of open prisons and home detention curfews

Gonna release the rapists and lock up the Brits.
You get what you fucking deserve migrant lovers!

>>512305815
https://files.catbox.moe/u8vl5u.mp4

>>512305858
Fuck. I'm soporific after eating too much.

>>512305985
他妈的离开叶子

>self delete
I wish he would

>>512305569
>An unmarried gobshite.

>>512306086
what'd you eat?

didn't get the job ffs
feedback was useless n'all

>>512305985
भाड़ में जाओ रंजीत

>>512306206
turning up drunk off your tits probably didn't leave a good impression

>>512303122 (OP)
got my ID card today

https://youtu.be/Wl959QnD3lM

>>512306160
A British tale on an American sloppy Joe burger made with chilli and pulled beef plus a British takeaway on Canadian poutine.
(Chips, cheese, caramelised onions and gravy.)

>>512305985
رانجیٹ بھاڑ میں جاؤ

>>512306206
Gash mogged

>>512306206
>didn't get the job
That's plenty enough feedback I would have thought?

>>512306206
Tried not being a deadbeat drunk?

>>512306403
he did that 'you were so close' thing
like it matters

>>512306206
56k guy will get you a job ask him or pip guy will teach you how to claim that despite the government not wanting you to

>>512305688
Is he black?

>>512306463
What job

>>512306463
>you were so close
Yet so far.

any protests being planned in here?

>>512306495
>56k guy
he still not on broadband?

>>512306519
School bike seat sniffer. Sadly, josh had better qualifications.

>>512306528
Yeah mate loads

>>512306582
Ok bucko

>>512306463
on one interview asked me what I thought of the big name companies they worked with, and I didn't really know any of them because I couldn't give a fuck, and he was all like
>oooohh nooo that's not good is it
they all lick arse holes

Had a look at the Anglosphere, and we are the Whitest, fucking grim. I thought Australia was doing better than us

>>512306742
Not surprised you failed

>>512306528
no, as most normals have started hating BAMEs I have actually become quite a bit more left leaning as I'm a contrarian fuckwit, like most brinnies

>>512306150
Inequality will be vanquished by letting all the poorest people in the world come to the rich countries, collapsing their economies and making everyone as poor as each other

ESL moment

>>512306829
>I'm a contrarian fuckwit
same
lets disagree with one another because we actually secretly agree

>>512306745
Grim.

>>512306783
do bigger companies use different programming languages and protocols? Nope, so I don't give a fuck. Big companies are shit to work for, they throw you curve balls and take away any ownership you may have.

>>512306528
im protesting for bigger dinners

how's the gimmiks hittin'?

>>512306836
genius

>>512303122 (OP)
The only people going to jail this weekened will be people opposed to government tyranny.

>Scots get their exam results
>the country failed
Sad.

>>512303944
License for that ship?

>>512306836
a race of caramel coloured hyper golems for the chosen few to rule over because they got bullied at school

>>512306920
Based

>>512303122 (OP)
>rapists out
>rape critics in
Gawd bless the uk

>>512306997
throw away the key!

>deadbeat drunk can't find a job
Lmao

i'm a fucking hopeless mess, dont see any way out for me really
i remember reading some astrology or whatever bollocks that depression is basically a result of you not followoing your true life purpose/path, you feel awful because you're living life 'wrong'
if god could just give me a sign of what the fuck i am supposed to do that would be grand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjCc4A8ffM

>>512307214
Neck yourself already

>>512307214
Are you unemployed

>>512307031
Pass rates are up. As they are every year.
Yet these young ones are stupid.
Doesn't make any sense.

>>512307303
no regretfully employed

Reckon Lord Ali is jelly of the Ukranian Male models?

>>512303944
The juwes did this

Treacle tart and rice pudding for din dins

>>512307370
What job

>>512307316
When the news talks to them, most are girls. So presumably the boys are the ones failing.

>noncench crying about his life being shit
KEK

>>512307214
he does, it is the opposite of what you are doing now

>>512307420
Cor proper English treats

state

>>512307466
Pahahahaha is that the goblin paedophile paying sheboons for sex?

>>512307466
£400 for 3 hours? DA FUCK

>>512307421
fuck off jew

>>512307546
Probably

>>512307530
>I'm Nigerian
>No wait I'm British
>No wait I'm from Essex
Next she'll say she's from a specific city/town

>>512307530
imagine her vajazzle

>>512307575
Thats not nice, take that back now

>>512307546
She would retire after couple hours with him.

>giving himself advice about how to get a job
Wew lad

>>512307421
never you mind

>>512307466
you spend hours of your life editing these shite images and you couldn't even inlcude the funny part of my post. retarded gypsy spastic

>>512307530
Paul Nuttall energy

>>512307495
this

>>512307571
she's premium lad

>>512307530
Is TOWIE still a thing?

>>512307546
he just cries about his childhood and his mum till the paki taxi driver knocks on the door moaning about it is is turn and he booke 30 mins and has been waiting ten mins

>>512307695
Kill yourself you little loser.
Also
>inlcude
ESL moment.

>>512307695
Answer the question

>>512303768
they clsoed them down after the migrants claimed it was poor quality housing and the MPs agreed. Napier, Penally, were fire risks (based on migrants setting fire to them) and reports they deserved individual rooms instead of shared spaces.

Also nobody wants 1,000 migrants living next door in some rural location, apart from the raping they also littered a lot

>>512307832
you cannot be serious right now nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO8qo-6rMqQ

>>512307941
>>512307214

>>512307420
thats not din dins, that's puddings you madman

Is the trans thing dying? Seems like since the U.K. Supreme Court made the woman is a woman decision the issue has become less prominent.

>>512307214
>i'm a fucking hopeless mess
Indeed you are
>dont see any way out for me really
Need a rope?

>>512307517
Speaking of tarts, I have a little story.
I remember when I was little my family would visit my grandmother. Sometimes we'd have a meal together and after the main course my grandmother would ask us if we wanted a tart (because she'd baked one) and me and my dad would have a sly cheeky laugh because it was like she was talking about slags but she didn't know it.

>>512307444
Checked
Sadly, I'm sure you are correct.

>>512307729
>premium
We have different ideas of premium.

>>512307858
no
i will just tell you the job is shit, but pays moderately well
need to be making at least double what i earn now to significantly improve my situation
been thinking of selling shrooms on darkweb

>>512307912
There is simply no excuse for littering.

>>512308078
>he doesn't know how father's interact with their sons
Grim

>>512307626
There was a towie hooer from wivenhoe…

>>512308078
Absolutely hilarious yarn lad. I have never heard something so beautifully funny and witty. My God, you are a modern Oscar Wilde. The sheer level of creativity and imagination that went into that story is absolutely phenomenal. Your sense of humour is truly a marvel to behold. Well done.

>>512307974
wow doing the bogdan thing on a 'not bogdan' id very epic
who do you think you're fooling?

So the goblin and a paki taxi driver had a threesome with a monkey escort? Lmao

>>512308010
I had chicken pie and mushy peas for din dins, the treacle tart and rice pudding was for afters.

>>512307466
i've fucked some right munters off adultwork, i cringe sometimes when i think about it.

>>512308078
I enjoyed your story

>>512308202
i see nothing contradictory in this image
also really sad that you remembered the top post lmao

>>512306836
yeah inequality is always a meme for more handouts

>>512308238
>>512308321
>his life is so much better than yours
>i'm a fucking hopeless mess, dont see any way out for me really

>>512308159
utterly disrespectful which says it all really

>>512308188
I don't know what you mean lad.

>>512308271
>afters
Ooh. Mr la de da.

>>512308305
it's funny because i've fucked 0 but bogdan is a sad cunt so he's really milking one shitpost for more than its worth

>>512308216
What's your problem?

>>512308305
i'm a 25 year old virgin with grim prospects for the future
is it worth it? are these birds professional or just jumped-up slags?

>they're scared
I hope you're happy now

>>512307420
>rice pudding
vile, filtered

>>512308367
yeah, you're a sad cunt
top post was either josh or a random anon, why would you remember it and seek it out in the archive?
clearly cut you deep lol which proves its point

>>512308078
>corr, I've always want to be able to mek a nice cream pie, how did young anon show me how to use this laptop thingamajig, ah yes google. Here we go, creampie, search. Oh my . . . .

>>512307530
Oh she's been critically rattled, if she keeps this up they'll yeet her in Nov simply due to cringe

>>512308519
>yeah, you're a sad cunt
>i'm a fucking hopeless mess, dont see any way out for me really

>>512308426
I'm having 6 tins of cider as an aperitif

>>512308305
>i've fucked some right munters off adultwork, i cringe sometimes when i think about it.

Talked to a U.K. prozzie at uni once. She was pretty and quite nice. I liked her. She had some obvious self harm issues though which made me feel sorry for her so she talked about her line of work.

She said people have no idea how many men pay for sex in the U.K. and that the whole thing made it hard to trust men. So many Johns who have wives and kids. All cheating on their wives with prozzies. Weird. Like a whole side the polite society does not see.

>>512308591
you're still beneath me pocky boy

>>512308722
kek

>>512308783
you're the one crying about your life being utter fucking garbage
nigger you contradict yourself every 5 seconds.
dumb fucking lolcow.

>>512308465
Nothing lad. I genuinely think you are one of the greatest wits of our generation. Shakespeare could not hold a candle to you lad. I hope you put your short stories up for publication and you will likely be the next Edgar Allan Poe.

>>512308473
there's is also plenty of fit pros on there too

>>512308873
ok wogdan

pube stop trying to queer me up

>>512308995
you have the shit life you deserve, by your own admission.
no amount of copium will change that.

>>512308473
Well lad you have to weigh it up. For the rest of your life you will have lost your virginity to a prozzie. How you feel about that is up to you but you cannot change it once it is done.

It could build your confidence a bit in terms of making sex less mysterious and you might be more confident around women.

>>512304355
Most of them are gchq tinker trannies or mi5. I'm pretty sure that Josh guy is ai or a gchq asset. 4chan will probably ignore the laws as long as possible but since it's used by every major intelligence agency in world it's probably going to be one of the last sites they block.

lmao

>>512308771
If they’re still pretty then they’re either very, very new to it or they’re so high class that the men they’re with are paying thousands of pounds a meet. Their wives are prostitutes too, which is how they justify it. She only married him for the money and now he’s getting it from someone younger and better looking, with no other commitments

Curb crawler/punting website fodder isn’t in that game. They’re just there to bottom feed from virgins, drunken tradesmen, old school perverts/punters and if they’re extremely desperate - BAMEs

>>512308911
So polite and respectful. We need more of this.

>>512309016
ok wogleto romanescu

>>512309117
Newfag.

>>512309170
did wogleto romanescu make this post >>512307214
>i'm a fucking hopeless mess, dont see any way out for me really
LMFAO
at least you acknowledge you need to kill yourself, fingers crossed it happens soon

you can tell how deeply i have btfo bogdan in the past lol, he is really desperately milking it rn
he'll never recover from me exposing his embarrassment at his own retarded ESL spastic gypsy dribbler voice lol

>>512309117
>probably going to be one of the last sites they block
rabbis wet dream this place

>>512309316
no, you embarrass yourself without any self reflection
lol

>>512308473
Don't chicken out if you arrange a meet otherwise the escorts blacklist your phone number as a no show-er

post a new vocaroo bogdan
show us all that 'normal voice' and perfect english
LMAO

>>512309382
Mogdan makes you so insecure that you're desperately coping even after admitting that your life is absolute garbage lmfao

>>512309095
>you cannot change it once it is done.
Would anyone even care though?

>>512309157
Top tier tarts have their own websites and don't market. There's one in Denmark that only does weekends.
I like weekends in Denmark.

>>512309440
>a FPANEL
>a

>>512308078
based

>>512309440
It doesn't matter how much you cope or seethe you know you're a waste of breath so why not be done with it already

>>512309401
>no show-er
I'm a grow-er, not a show-er.

>>512309473
so you can't post one?
you literally admitted you spam the thread on multiple IDs agreeing with yourself you sad cunt
its over for you lol

>>512309646
>its over for you lol
Meanwhile you
>i'm a fucking hopeless mess,
>dont see any way out for me really
It really is over for you LMFAO

>>512305234
Dinner is midday
Tea is 5pm

>>512308771
i heard a story about this escort whose client was talking about his job and how his boss sees a lot of escorts and got him into doing it too and the girl replied ''pretty sure that's my dad you're talking about''

the funny thing is, my life feels hopeless (at times) because of extreme circumstances beyond my control
bogdan is just a hopeless individual and a compulsive liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs

tedious low IQ posters all around, think I'll quit this place now. only come here out of habit. boring.

>(at times)
hahahahahaha

>>512309821
>(at times)
Nice damage control. Doesn't matter though. Because you know it. Does coping about mogdan make you feel any better? It literally doesn't matter. You KNOW you are worthless.

>>512309821
Its not even a real person you tit

>>512309861
you've been done

>>512309885
drop the meme flag sad cunt

>>512309157
She was a fellow student and I think fairly new to it. She was 19 at the time. I have looked her up a few times in U.K. punting to see how she is doing. Looks like she now has a substance abuse disorder. Sad.

r/ukpolitics is baseder than b/rit/pol
Less gays browns and trannies too

>i'm a fucking hopeless mess, dont see any way out for me really
>(at times)

>>512309971
now this is a new mode of cope
>i-i'm not even real
spastic lmao

>>512309476
Nobody else has to know. It is about yourself. Some people would feel ashamed if they first had sex with a prozzie.

If you dont care then go for it. Might make you less nervous.

lol he's accusing everyone of being me like josh does when gets BTFO lmao

>>512309861
see you tomorrow

>>512310058
> r/ukpolitics is baseder than b/rit/pol
Less gays browns and trannies too

Lots of lads here have been here before 2016 and were here for the whole alt right shit in the run up to the 2016 trump election. Consequently everyone here is a bit cynical and tired.

By contrast lots of the people in the U.K. now are just only now getting redpilled due to current mega immigration/hate speech laws/economy/grooming gangs scandal. They are just starting to get angry.

>genocide country through starvation
>oy vey they're starving their prisoners
Why are they like this?

>>512310176
you admitted to samefagging on multiple IDs the other day, not that it wasn't blindingly obvious
you're literally having a thread-long melty about me as we speak lmao
still can't drop the meme flag or post a vocaroo though

>>512310402
Hear him call Hamas satanic?

>>512310176
Shut the fuck up you dim boring cunt.
>hurrrrr Josh hurrrrrrrr

>>512310373
>>512310058
Also, since Elon bought Twitter woke culture has been declining. People are moving on and getting more openly politically incorrect (saying shit like retarded and all that).

>>512310134
Why would I be ashamed of that though?

>>512310494
he's JDS patient 0

>>512310592
#denchwog

>>512303122 (OP)
THIS IS VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT, WATCH IT, OUR GOVERNMENT BANNED THIS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0bmJlrhRg4

>>512310177
no britpol lost its charm, the confederate flag poster is the worst one, most of you are just losers

>>512310665
what's embarrassing about this?

>>512310704
lmao he's coping so fucking B A D

>>512310667
Mate if you met this people in real life you'd fucking walk away quietly from the manifold losers here. Socialising here is against the natural order

>>512310487
Don't like em one bit

No wonder he got banned from the discord

>>512310738
Hit 10% bodyfat, crunch and do some bench press. It's amazing how your mind strengthens when you ain't built like a fucking eksimo in heat

>>512303944
Checked Nothing Ever Happens

>>512310704
>>512310738
now post the vocaroo to showcase your 'flawless english' LMFAO

>>512310045
Punting forums are utterly grim, lonely balding old Bazzas all acting like they're "connoisseurs of sex" when the only human coontact they have is with STD-riddled tarts

https://youtu.be/pFFod7AZkhE
>>512310667
excuse me but I just got out the psyche ward and am on numerous government lists notably for terroristic and extreme values, we're stopping the boats and we're bombing the mosque
https://youtu.be/zTah99MBqwQ?list=RDzTah99MBqwQ

>>512310821
>eksimo
Is that the new BYD hybrid?

L M F A O

>>512304518
Just use google images, and you get all sorts of pics.

>>512310825
what's embarrassing about that then?

>>512310831
some of you are alright

>>512306745
this gives me hope.

>>512304518
>There is a website that just archives chaturbate streams
link?

>>512310925
Should I go to work tomorrow?

>>512310786
Mad, innit. Devils vs. devils.
I, as a human being, can only hope that they both die.

>>512309562
He's a big lad

LMFAO

I'm watching channel 4 news and they won't stop talking about floods in India, at the start of the weather report they started it the weather guy talking about India and brought up a map of it

>>512307214
find a female make babies, in lieu of that make money because the more money you have the greater your choice of females, that's all there is to it, that and the golden rule, never show weakness

>>512311002
lololololol well funny hahaha xd

>>512311009
>I'm watching channel 4 news
why torture yourself lid

>>512310909
still creasing

>>512307417
Beat me to it

New

>>512311150
>>512311150
>>512311150

>>512308771
>and that the whole thing made it hard to trust men.
she's a literal whore, lmao the gall

>>512311009
>I'm watching channel 4 news
Why the fuck?
The theme tune is the only bit worthy of watching.

>>512311263
lmao I was thinking the same.

>>512311009
On the one hand, India could use a good flood. On the other, the idea of all that shit being washed out into the sea is absolutely abhorrent.

>>512308078
Wholesome

>>512311334
foids and self reflection, two things that will NEVER mix

>>512311336
>the idea of all that shit being washed out into the sea is absolutely abhorrent.
Not just the Indians, lots of poo too.

>>512311408
Aye, for all the time they spend in front of mirrors, they sure don't see much.

>>512311358
Thanks lad.

>>512303944
Earthers tongue my anus.

>>512311484
bars

>melting in the new thread
Sad cunt

>>512311720
Why is there a new thread so early? Is it a meltdown special?
Might go to shop for some beers if so.

>>512308497
>di expet him say tings be nah wass

>Charities.
The biggest scams ever invented rivalling media and politics in utter disgustingness.
>in 2022 a list of 10 thousand names of taliban wogs who asked to come to britain was released
>so the taliban might get them even though it hasn’t done and it was 3 years ago and most of them ARE the taliban because that is what the taliban is - ordinary people with their taliban hats on
>so let 10,000 taliban into britain
>so we’ll have an excuse to beg money and pay ourselves six figure salaries crying for them as if it’s our business
>please Yvette cooper, mad evil labour abuse cunt, turds of a feather scam & abuse from the establishment together

>>512303177
Didn't the yiddish speaking russians do this?

>>512311009
Because climate hoaxing for the elites murderous plans like the covid hoax & “vax” push are big business. The MP’s made 6 billion pounds out if the covid hoax, which vanished into the “covid contracts” they were giving to their family members and business partners.

>>512310974
recordbate.com

>>512312281
Bit cynical that lad.

>>512308013
>Is the trans thing dying? Seems like since the U.K. Supreme Court made the woman is a woman decision the issue has become less prominent.

No they're still around, the faggots. WE havn't unpozzed ourselves like the US is doing, or trying to do. yet..

>>512312809
They have been humbled enough to quiet down a bit.

>>512305234
Im a loser and i eat dinner at 9, i do that PRECISELY because i am an unhappy lonely loser

>>512305569
I am so loneley and desperate but i wouldnt touch that

>>512306345
我也知道朋友

你可以不可以我的吗狗

>>512313015
>They have been humbled enough to quiet down a bit.

JK Rowling is always at their throats. But we still go Queer steer who didn't know what a woman was, until the courts told him. The fucking state of that 'man'. Probably doesn't shit or piss unless the courts tell him to.

>>512307571
Whats a reasonable / normal price???

>>512313629
For that? She pays you.

>>512313879
Based, now i understand how you built that empire

>>512303122 (OP)
https://youtu.be/K-ZZkZk9QRk?t=1283

>>512305688
Deffo bait, mate. Otherwise I'd find you and drub some sense into your mongy loaf.