Thread 512309889

The Domino's Pizza right near the Pentagon is seeing a massive surge in pizza orders.
Major military operation tonight

>>512309889 (OP)
They are going to fuck a LOT of kids.

>>512309976
No joke its the gay clubs they go to.

>>512309889 (OP)
NUKE SUBS BEING DELIVERED WITH EXTRA MAYO

>>512309889 (OP)
Russia is accelerrating the buck-breaking of Ukraine, it's either about that or Pissrael. Basically our entire country is dedicated to fighting the two zionist headquarters of Jewkraine and Pissrael, we are good golems

obama's bringing the hot dogs

Gaza occupation or.bluffing something with Russia cos yall cant do shit to Russia or bluffing something with China cos yall cant do shit to China. Asia is lost thanks to jew capitalists.

>>512309889 (OP)
It's just the UFO blue beanz psyop

>>512310126
Asia was lost when kikes emptied our piggy bank to fund the failed Iraq/Afghan Wars and Jewkraine War and countless other bullshit, ALL FOR KIKES, we as citizens only serve one purpose, being pay-pigs for vile, sinister looking kikes

Dumbfuck glowniggers eating the shittiest pizza possible.

3IAtlas finally coming into telescope focus.

Big strategic session with joint chiefs how to fight this thing (hint: we can't).

>>512310233
>failed Iraq
Iraq didn't fail thoughbeit. It's a nice vassal state now.

>>512310694
>Iraq didn't fail thoughbeit. It's a nice vassal state now.

Fuck are you talking about? The government is a radical anti-american collective and the Iraqi people despise USA. We have a few military bases next to oil wells there, that is it.

>>512309889 (OP)
One of them accidentally found the hiding place of the Epstein files.

>>512310409
Not if it’s eleven kilometers wide. That’s wayyy too big to nuke

>>512309889 (OP)
Hmmm.

Based on the latest X post, there’s no clear indication of a pizza delivery spike tonight, August 5, 2025, suggesting normal activity. But the index is unscientific, and recent posts aren’t conclusive

I-395 lane closures near the Pentagon?

Nothingburger

>>512310094
Most likely its something about Middle East again.

Maybe Iran, Yemen, Syria or ISIS

>>512311721
netanyahu sacked the prosecutor and announced yesterday that its go time to annex gaza

>>512311537
My war stocks are up today. Schizo sense is activated.

enjoy your falseflag anons
its time to boots on the ground to save israel again

>>512311933
Well in that case R.I.P Gaza Strip?

It was already part of Israel before they left in 2005 as i remember.

>>512309889 (OP)
Big if true.
>>512310094
Probably this, russia has been accelerating their gains and trump's 10 day ultaminium running out.
>>512310694
To iran maybe

up

>>512309889 (OP)
Maybe we are finally gonna classify israel as a terrorist nation and seize their bank accounts and assets under the Patriot Act. every jew will be considered a terrorist until proven otherwise in the court of /pol.
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>>512314382
>every jew will be considered a terrorist until proven otherwise in the court of /pol.
Finally, a good use for autopen.

SkyKang, need an answer.
Got a half dozen Poseidons over CONUS.
Out of Seattle

>>512309889 (OP)
>>512310409
Space force is tied with nukesub force. the object is gonna fuck with low frequency transmissions in unknown ways that they are gonna prepare an excersize around. also a briefing about India.
Trump is gonna force india to spend more money on defending Garcia from prying eyes of other regional powers.
tldr;
preparing an indian version of the GIUK monitoring.

Fake and Gay until proven otherwise

I’m dumb I didn’t know Google Maps tracks how busy individual dominos are in real time. Bump.

I'd say aliens. WW3 is gonna be a three way between NATO+allies, china+allies and space niggers

>>512317015
they have to be doing it by tracking phone locations. even the traffic is done by speed of movement of phones in cars.

that said, how can we find out how many orders are being called in. foot traffic might mean a tour bus stopped outside.

>>512317415
Smoothie king and Shake Shak right next to the Pentagon have zero traffic right now but both say they close at 10pm, so they must’ve closed that whole mall early. I think that’s a clue they’re keeping civilians away from pentagon. The two nearby dominos are farther away and both show “busier than ever,” my guess is that’s delivery drivers coming and going

>>512317378
Optimistically I would hope humans unite at least temporarily to deport space niggers.

>>512318660
Never gonna happend if there is more than 2 economic system

>>512309889 (OP)
There was another quake under NYC, so they have to make sure their time table pushup is still in the window, if they decide the window is too tight, trump will say something about russia tonight.