Thread 512315971

What´s the secret to great shitposting?

>>512315971 (OP)
Not taking the topic seriously. The shills and ideologues here are some of the unfunniest mf'ers.

All politics are just bread and circuses anyway.

>>512315971 (OP)
He doesn't do it for free.

>>512315971 (OP)
Ignore the replies. Make them seethe. Harvest their negative energy for your own gain.

rage

>>512315630
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>>512315971 (OP)
Being slightly drunk. Works for me. Picrel.

>>512315971 (OP)
You can't teach it. Trolling is a art.

>>512315971 (OP)
Russian Vodka

>>512316103
Politics is the cope of the masses. Voting is fake and gay.

>>512315971 (OP)
Aluminum is a psyop.
Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum loving fuck face.

I hate aluminum so goddamn much. What are the political implications of aluminum loving normies going mainstream?

TNO meme turned real

>>512315971 (OP)
>What´s the secret to great shitposting?

Become a character. Don't just say something annoying. Imagine yourself to be some sort of really bizarre weirdo that people will enjoy arguing with. As you shit post become increasingly weird, see what you can make people believe.

>>512315971 (OP)
be moderately successful. Being a failure makes you look unfunny, being too successful makes you a hero and a martyr. Just find your niche, and start throwing shit at the rigid ones

That's a really old picture of him. He's gotten much fatter and vodka infused.

>>512316103
i forgot how to be funny.
but this place has increased in idiots.

level 1: coomerbait
level 2:ragebait
level 3: trolling the elites
level 4: short term psyop campaign
level 5:long term psyop campaign

>>512316509
Ancient pasta

be the first one to reply "you lost tranny"
gets em every time, no matter the topic

>>512315971 (OP)
Position of power clearly. Same with Jewker Carlson, spik fuentes, assmangold, Donald P. Trump. I try all day trigger people and I get zero (you)s.

>>512317474
all those people stand on platforms built by trolls.
you think they just come with with that shit on their own?
someone is whispering sweeting nothings in their ear, and its probably a troll.

>>512315971 (OP)
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, BUT
In much the same way as you were born as a faggot, one is either born with the innate ability to shitpost effectively, or they're not.
Rather than spending many years and thousands of hours honing your skills only to end up awkwardly spamming "nigger" in effortpost threads, you might want to consider paying a professional troll to shitpost for you.

>>512315971 (OP)
>What´s the secret to great shitposting?

Never let them see you sweat