Thread 512316810

I’d be the local story telling to children. Help guide them to the light of all the benefits of a socialist utopia that we will be living in.

What will your job be, comrades?

Engineer

>>512316810 (OP)
neet

>>512316810 (OP)

My occupation after the victorious revolution will be Anime Appraiser.

>>512316810 (OP)
i'd be card carrying party member above any menial tasks.

town rapist
or maybe serial killer
Maybe a combination of both!

>>512316810 (OP)
anti-communist guerrilla fighter

>>512316810 (OP)
Lol

>>512316810 (OP)
head chopper

>>512316810 (OP)
The stupid meme has to be posted. It's not even that funny, but it's extremely appropriate here.

Sperm donator. I can provide 1 high-quality load of spunk per week.

Lieutenant who yells DIG THE FUCKING HOLE

>>512316846
No jeets allowed

>>512317071
Saar, pajeets not welcome after revolution saar

>>512316810 (OP)
Impregnator

>>512316810 (OP)
I will attend her theory discussions and obnoxiously debate the complete opposite of her stance on every topic.

>>512316810 (OP)
rapist. I will rape all the cis women

>>512316810 (OP)
Kill commies in the Gulag

Killing shitskins and giving speeches that get everyone all excited and aggressive.

>>512317602
Gulag is when commies win, mehmet.

>>512317141
There should be bullet holes and blood splatter on the wall to complete the atmo

>>512316810 (OP)
if they think they'll be doing those things on a retarded commune why aren't they doing them right now?

>>512317939
We are talking about our roles in a leftist commune nigger.

>>512316810 (OP)
I will live off the government.

>>512316810 (OP)
Serial killer.

>>512316810 (OP)
Imagine having such little sense of shame that you speak as they do.
"I'm gonna pop popcowhn!"
"I'll make everyone lattes whenever you want!!!!1!1!!!!"

Probably pizza flipper at this rate, assuming the robots can't flip without tossing the topping all over the place

>>512316810 (OP)
gulag interrogator for left deviation

>>512316810 (OP)
Dog walker.

>>512316810 (OP)
Town rapist

>>512318029
Why do you think you will be killing communists in a leftist commune?

>>512318277
Communist always kill their own people.

>>512318277
for leftwing deviation

>>512316810 (OP)
>What will be your job after the revolution, comrades?
Killing all the revolutionaries as is tradition.

I will be the official bed/pillow tester. It's a tough job but someone needs to verify the beds are worth sleeping in.

>>512318332
Sometimes you need to cull the herd.

>>512318151
I’d be a gulag interior decorator

>>512316846
>Engineer in a commie regime
Kek, who wants to tell the future "saboteur" to face the wall after his work is either too efficient or not efficient enough?

>>512316810 (OP)
My official title will be Glorious Administrator of the Gulags

Goulag camp administrator for early revolutionaries who subsequently got purged.
I'll be cool though but I'll keep pointing out the irony at them.

>>512318405
>Sometimes you need to cull the herd.
Always funny seeing commies admit that they have a cattle ideology.

>>512316810 (OP)
Burying the dead.

I'll do it for free.

>>512316810 (OP)
Political commissar. The Great Purge will not occur on its own, someone should shoot dead the revolutionaries of the first wave

Minister of Whipping Niggers at the local coal and/or salt mines.

>>512318443
interior decorator? Your Gulag looked like shit.

>>512318443
based

>>512318857
Look out, he killed 15 Czechoslovakians

>>512318277
Lurk more retard. Start reading some USSR History.

>>512316810 (OP)
picrel

>>512317047
This is un-ironically what most crazy progressives actually thunk

>>512318951
Stalin was an orthodox christian theocrat. I consider him far right.

The fact that this type of person doesn't realize that in a leftist society illiterate redneck hillbillies and retarded nigger lumpenproles would be more unified than ever with the singular goal of killing these "bourgeoise" idiots is so fucking funny

>>512318847
In a colour blind, people's need centered way of course.

>>512318277
Who else are you going to kill?

Traveling bard

>>512316810 (OP)
Junior Associate Bootlicker

>>512316810 (OP)
The guy in a forest who keeps killing the commies

>>512319056
He purged the left wing then he purged the right wing, then he purged the Army, then the (((doctors))). I think there is a single Communist take over where they did not end up purging many early leaders.

>>512317984
The useful idiots are part of the first wave of purges

>>512316810 (OP)
I will create soundtracks for livestreamers of dead MMO pvp games

Where do communistoids get the idea that they won't be mining coal for 12 hours a day?

>>512318597
I bet you believe all people were created equal and deserve rights.

Old pervert man

>>512319274
No education

>>512317151
It is hilarious, was looking for this btw
"SMOKE THE FUCKING CRACK!"

>>512316810 (OP)
revolution is permanent, there´s no "after"

>>512317141
lol saved

>>512317071
>>512317503
>>512318262
>66% of rapist replies are leafs
Fuck, we have way too many jeets here.....

fat ojiisan correctional officer

>>512316810 (OP)
Poop maker

>>512316810 (OP)
Ill be operating the excavator digging mass graves some days, and lining jews and communists up against the wall whenever needed.

>>512316810 (OP)
My job will be executioner because I wouldn't mind killing people at all. I haven't killed anyone, and I don't particularly want to. I just know my mentality is well suited for it since I am 100% sure I would never loose sleep over it. There's no way to look at the world today and think communism will work without a lot of killing first. Do leftoids really think black people that are able bodied are suddenly going to work? No! Right to gulag. Refuse to work there then face that way. Rob the people's republic grocery store?? Right to the wall. Repeat offender? Not anymore.

At least 31.3 of the US deserve to eat a bullet right away. I'm fine with doing it. I will bear that sin on my soul so that others can play poet or popcorn maker at the Library's theater.

The Wrong-Think Correctional & Censorship Director.

>>512319343
LEFTWING DEVIATION!

>>512319274
They seem to believe that the Rich are hoarding so much wealth that just by taking it from them, the State will be able to do all these things at once:
* help the poors, domestically and internationally
* make work easy
* produce a lot more but without hurting the environment anymore
* develop culture, science, arts
* etc
Ironically, they believe in the fake debt "money". They don't realize that Musk's et ali trillions are really just a central bank inflated virtual fortune (with a small kernel of real wealth of course but divided by 7 billion human beings, it leaves almost nothing).

>>512319082
Of course. We’re all niggers in the Leftist Commune, tovarisch.

>>512319343
Look at this mother fucker.
How dumb must whites be to trust this thing?
Honestly the most blackpilling of it all is not the enemy prowess or their inteligence or even the degree of infiltration. Its the normies, watching how utterly clueless they are, how ignorant and dumb they are. This is the blackpill for me.

>>512316810 (OP)
Girlcock milker

>>512319436
I need to see specifics of your manufacturing plan before you can have that job, comrade.

treat the sick/wounded (because I actually work in high level healthcare), torture commies and fix guns in my spare time

>>512319837
Communism will make cat girls real.

>>512320048
>treat sick commies to torture them later

chop wood
carry water

Damn it, >>512320327 meant for >>512320151

>>512316810 (OP)
I'd be the local fornicator. My job is to have sex with women.

>>512320241
But also Tatu-A'y Armasloths! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DruCG3LJiiU

>>512316810 (OP)
If you're educated and a college graduate, your job will just be whatever field your degree correlates to.

The unemployeed NEETs here and retarded fake socialist shitlibs who never got more than a high school education will be the ones digging holes and mining coal, though.

>t. Family was pretty wealthy during USSR times

>>512320582
most people will be military conscripts.
alot of them will be dirt farmers, or rock breakers.
you'll either be working in trasport/logistics if theres still trade.

>>512320582
>If you're educated and a college graduate, your job will just be whatever field your degree correlates to.
Bourgoise beliefs, you will labor on a remote farm doing manual labor for 5 years.

>>512320582
>If you're educated and a college graduate, your job will just be whatever field your degree correlates to.

don't you know working class people don't go to college - you must be the son of an exploiter to have afforded indoctrination by the capitalist system

>>512320582
>casually forgetting the purges of the educated throughout communist regimes
Homie the college educated are the first to be doing hard manual labor until their deaths, they are the competition - an educated working class is a threat to the system always.

>>512320733
>>512320868
>>512320983
>>512321058
>source: i made it up

>>512316810 (OP)
i guess free slave labor for whichever committee of jews is in charge

>>512320983
You think he might be a counter revolutionary? We need to send a zersetzungs team.

I'll assign Tatu-A'ys to push paper in a remote office o algo. They'd be more solitary rather than social creatures.

Capo for a Regional Warlord.

>>512316810 (OP)
Jew spotter.

>>512321096
no no clearly the commie revolution will need indoctrinated members of the capitalist system

>>512321161
Would imagine them to be gruff and timely creatures if given sapience.

I want to be like that Lysenko guy that just made up random shit and it became hard science.

>>512319222
You can't argue with results.

>>512316810 (OP)
Having no experience or knowledge of farming I would make an ideal state run collective farm manager

>>512316810 (OP)
BURDENMAXXER

I will give you all free helicopter rides.

>>512321714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

>>512319298
No, that's retarded.

>>512319222
tankies won every time over anarcho commies when they came into conflict (bavaria, russia) except for spain because franco crushed them before the tankies won that one

>>512316810 (OP)
Same as now. I will guard the food. ;)

>>512316810 (OP)
Public Masturbator at the People's Starbucks. I want to be paid in cake pops and Orange Mocha Frappuccinos but of course I'll need state provided living quarters and video games. Porn will be mandatory for all I assume.

>>512316810 (OP)
Neet

>>512316810 (OP)
Professional kike remover

My dream job is working in a munitions factory, making the bullets my comrades need, and if I make one mistake I fucking die.

>>512316810 (OP)
Serial killer.

>>512318277
The AK47 and its variations have killed more communists than the M16 ever has.

>>512322207
So you guard nothing right now?

>>512316810 (OP)
#1. The guy who fills up burlap sacks with rocks just before a witch is put in it and thrown into a river.
#2. Guy who turns the gas valves to OPEN
#3. Commander of a penal military unit that has no reigns on his guys and their War crimes.
#4. Morality police officer who ends up becoming Judge and Jury for degenerates and whores.

>>512316810 (OP)
Since i hold half a dozen or so professional licenses related to investment, finance, and insurance i guess i would probably help out managing the commune's Capital

>>512316810 (OP)
Fantasy:
>Free food while doing arts and crafts
Reality:
>Sleep through 4:30 am morning alarm
>Awakened at 4:45 am to the pain of factory enforcers beating your feet and legs with truncheons because you're late for the communal factory bus
>Spend the next twelve to fourteen hours standing on the factory floor in excruciating pain because your shinbone got cracked
>Try to sit down on stool, get beaten again
>Hobble home with your allotment of rice and luncheon loaf meat
>The three other strangers you share a bed with in your single room unit threaten you for disturbing their sleep that morning, so you have to give your food allotment to them to avoid another beating
>cry yourself to sleep in exhaustion telling yourself over and over that it's better this way
I don't want it to happen, but if it is inevitable my job is going to be the guy who is beating your feet and legs with a club

>>512321714
>cool fan
>let me get one
>check price
>$7600
Fuck that. It should be free after the revolution

>>512316952
The Assembled Works of Appraiser Anon:
>It's All Shit vol 1
>It's All Shit vol 2
>It's All Shit vol 3
>Patlabor Was Alright Actually
>It's All Shit vol 4