Thread 512318932

imagine being this insecure about taking a shit. I intentionally leave the stall door open and make eye contact with other bathroom patrons. I also pull my pants completely down when using urinals and moan loudly. this is what dominance looks like and betas can seethe

we have niggers to factor in

Hello réddit

>>512318932 (OP)
Where would be the gaps?

>>512319165
I always pulled my pants down at the urinal in kindergarten

>>512318932 (OP)
nah nah nah, there NO way to penis check with gappless designs

there's an 8" gap at the bottom. europeans really will just believe anything lol

I remember being in a bathroom where the lower gap area was unnaturally high. Like your ass could be seen sitting on a toilet. It was very uncomfortable and I was told I’m being silly and to just hurry up.

>>512318932 (OP)
i haven't had to shit anywhere but work or home for the last 10 years. what is wrong with europeans always needing a public shitter like some consumer faggots, go home

>>512319306
yeah you would pull them down and pretend to be a urinal while all the little boys peed in your butt lol

>>512318932 (OP)
When I was in middle school our toilets didn't even have partitions much less doors, We used to shit like marines and shower together. I am currently fucking a twenty year old fit baddie. Zoomerette puss is fucking tight.

>>512318932 (OP)
Filling in all the gaps with tp and building a bird nest is half the fun of taking a 20min toilet break.

>>512319306
>>512319165
I always imagined that's how Obama took a piss.

>>512319410
cringe

>>512319400
Sounds like you live a really boring life and should get out more.

>>512319400
They have to take anywhere from 2-13 buses home.

>>512318932 (OP)
I took a huge, loud shit one time, exited the stall and my boss was there. Impressed with my performance, he shook my unwashed hand. Now I’m his manager.

>>512319203
Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

>>512319165
You’re just a homosexual faggot with an exhibitionist fetish kys

>six year old little girl needs to tinkle
>has to wait while a 6'4 linebacker in a dress grunts out a huge farty manshit
>a fat purple haired troon with a beard and hairy tits has been gooning in the other stall for hours
>start crying and pees herself in terror
>get called a bigot and expelled from kindergarten
>a naked old man with his fukboi on a leash wearing a shitted nappy slaps her in the face

Using the bathroom in California.

>>512319779
poe’s law

>>512319697
Connor McGregor and Dana White?

>>512318932 (OP)
>no gaps

except the 15cm at the bottom?

>>512319739
When I make eye contact with you while loudly dropping a bomb, you will slink away in the classic virgin downward gazing shuffle...and know that you are dominated.

oh no!!!! somebody might want to watch me takning a fat dumperoo!!!

amerifats actually believe anybody wants to witness this hideous abortion

>>512318932 (OP)
Let’s talk about the elephant in that stall.

>>512319986
>homosexual faggot moans loudly while exhibiting and jerking off his boner in front of strangers
I’d kick you square in the nuts for involving me in your gay shit faggot

I love having a large gap in public restrooms. For starters it makes it certain they can see that I am inside, and therefore less likely to knock and disrupt my vibe. Second, they can see the size and girth of my significant, white hairy thighs, communicating a nonverbal threat that I can physically overpower them. Third, it contributes to the psychological satisfaction I derive from knowing that my shitting is bothering them, that its stinky and combined with my size and physicality, I feel an enormous sense of personal satisfaction that my shitting becomes a sort of dominating move. I'm the strongest person in that bathroom, and the scents and sight of my dominant position are undeniable.

You KNOW I'm the strongest person in that room. What is privacy but an attempt to obfuscate my inherent superiority so make some weakling who can barely queef out a slender type 4 feels better about himself?

If you aren't a Bristol CHAD dropping fat logs every single time, you are NGMI. Type 3 and higher is what we call a real man's shit, not some beta vegan shit.

>>512320208
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>512320280
How did you manage to copy pasta that while jerking your micro penis to your gay bathroom fantasies? Impressive

>>512318932 (OP)
I remember going to Maple leaf gardens, as a kid like 10 years old, and I went to the washroom to take a piss, it turned out to be one of the last ones to be renovated with proper stalls, and urinals, every dude had to piss in these circular communal urinals, I got freaked out by just a bunch of dudes standing there with their dicks out, I ran away to another bathroom.

>>512319331
Yeah, Japan has no bottom gap.

>>512318932 (OP)
Euromutts like sitting in fart capsules.
>>512320043
Anon, I don't think this logically follows.

>>512319306
I went to school with a guy who did this but it was like 2nd or 3rd grade. Except he did it in the stall too. We only had 1 stall and it didn't have a door, it was a curtain. I guess it was because I went to school in a prefab building. Anyway, the other kids would pull open the curtain and laugh at him and he'd laugh back with his pants around his ankles while pissing. It was such a weird experience.

>>512319336
Best proof so far that aliens have infiltrated us. No human would ever design this.

>>512319165
Fpbp.

Imagine not dropping your pants to your ankles when using public urinals. Just standing there and cutting bare assed farts while asserting your dominance.

>>512320581
Explain: >>512320207

>>512320584
The only way to assert dominance yourself when you see this behavior is to start breeding him from behind.

>>512320808
Explain the poopenshelffen

I was once peeing in a urinal at school and this super weird autistic kid came to the urinal next to me and suddenly said "pee fight!" and turned towards me getting piss all over my. I lost my fucking shit

>>512320743
>he thinks germany is the only place that has those or that anyone still buys them
Burger education

>>512319165

I don't consent to your public display of gay fetishes. Go find a gay bathhouse.

>>512320870
It ovalites (makes longer) the toilet shape, so your dong doesn't hit the ceramic.

>>512321019
Explain it.
Fucking weird krauts and their poop fetishes. Almost as bad as the jeets.

>>512319306
I did this until I was probably 6 or 7. The last time I did it was in a public bathroom at a soccer field park on a busy Saturday. Everybody stared at me confounded, but nobody did or said anything other than look. Never did it again after that.

>>512321027
Imagine thinking your consent is requested or even desired.

>>512320350

Back in the day men knew that hard eye contact was only for fighting or fucking. Kek.

i've never understood people who do #2 in a public bathroom. i mean wtf.

>>512321078
So how does the poop get off the shelf and into the part that flushes?

>>512318932 (OP)
Privacy is the shortest road to fascism.

>>512319165
>i give 'em the hard stall-stare
based.

>>512321294
what if.. another man see my pooping lol oh my hecking frick!!!!

>>512321366
hearing other men per next to you is jewish humiliation rituals

>>512321324
By flushing
>>512321294
Lower evolved humans, coloquially known as humano-chips, sometimes display this behavior. It's animalistic 60 IQ dominance behavior with sexualized undertones.

>>512321183

Imagine thinking your violation of others will not result in consequences.

>>512321476
?

>>512320584
I do this as well. Plus I pull my shirt up as far as possible.
Give ‘em the full monty

>>512321849
It’s them who are uncomfortable.
You’re in total control.

mad that americans will defend every single shit thing about their country, I did a shit on company time today and in our bathrooms they are completely sealed off like your own spacious room with a sink inside of it as well. Comfy shitting.

>>512321508
You won't do shit but avert your eyes and shuffle away a conquered man.

>>512320581
I think it was either a shitty installation or the guy running the showers at the campground was a huge homosexual. The gap was literally higher than the toilets.

>>512322244
Amerilards are literally too poor to afford proper bathroom stalls, let alone actual toilet rooms.

Sad!

>>512322413
beep bop bulbhead

>>512320207
these are only a thing in Goymany, don't relate the rest of us euros to their weird fetishes

>>512318932 (OP)
Euro fags are so homosexual that they can’t stop themselves from peeking through cracks at each other taking a shit just on the chance they might glimpse some poopy bussy.

>>512319848
>Dana Shite

>>512321294
i always avoided it. no fucking way am i using a nasty public restroom (wtf is it called that anyways, just call it a bathroom, who cares if it doesnt have a bathtub)

>>512321294
I clock back in from lunch and go take a shit on company time every day i work

>>512318932 (OP)
In airport lounges the bathroom stall walls go all the way to the floor.

>>512320878
>bringing shit to a piss fight
You get what you fucking deserve

>>512320350
>>512321286
I used to be scared to shit in public bathrooms and shit my pants at a hockey arena when I was like 8. It was the last time I remember full on shitting my pants outside of sharts. My older brother took me out for dinner and then to see hockey. We ate pizza and I had to shit to badly. I finally decided to head for the washrooms, scared to shit in public like that, but it was too late. I remember losing control of my bowels on the stairs walking up. Looking back, so many people must have seen. I think I just turned back around and went back to our seats. I sat down and he knew pretty quickly. We walked out and he never said a word and the worst part was we were almost an hour from home so I rode in his car all the way back with shit mushed to the inside of my asshole and pants. We got home and I went inside as quickly as I could and tried hiding the shitty drawers behind the bathtub I remember, making some dumbass excuse about needing my t shirt to sleep in. That's the story of how I shit myself.

>>512321294
They lack the basic survival instincts that drive normal people to shit in the same place. No, I will not explain this instinct, but it exists.

where's the gloryhole?

>>512321294
Some people leave their homes for more than 2 hours at a time

>>512319306
feels good, man

>>512319165
You know where people do not bother taking shit in front of the others? In the prison.

>>512319165
>act like a cracked out psycho
>its dominance bro
no youre just retarded, anon.

>>512319165
>feels good man

>>512319165
>be me
>see some faggot with his pants in a pool around his ankles taking a piss in the middle urinal
>ignore him entirely
>piss in sink
>leave

it's literally that easy guys

>>512321294
Because they have to shit and aren't at their house. Wtf do you mean?

>>512318932 (OP)
Restrooms are a social venue to meet new frens.

>>512326603
>>512319306

>>512324367
Well, people do need privacy when shoving condoms filled with heroine up their ass.

>>512318932 (OP)
Also known as masturbation rooms

>>512319336
I've seen some shit I've been in bathrooms with a toilet with no stall in right next to the sink, it was some at outdoor park if I recall correctly, I had to shit really bad so I used it, quickest shit I've ever taken

gas stations in pueblo colorado dont even have doors on their stalls because of fentanyl junkies

>>512328056
>toilet with no stall in right next to the sink
>quickest shit I've ever taken
Safe and effective.
This is a great business model.
>Go shit somewhere else
>Shit here if you dare.

Home Depot's headquarters have toilets with solid doors. No gaps, top, side, or bottom. They always smelled terrible, even after being cleaned. Don't know why they didn't put ventilation fans in the toilet stalls (or more accurately, toilet room since they're completely enclosed). It's not like they don't have tons of bathroom ventilation fans in a warehouse somewhere.

>>512326899
to stop flooding
mutt bathrooms have gaps around the doors and walls too, and a window at the top so people can watch you shit

>>512319165
lol yup. Zoomers have arrived at George territory

https://youtu.be/Si_HwjtS9qU

>>512325313
So it's true that your kind shit about ten times a day?

>>512326655
>You know where people do not bother taking shit in front of the others? In the prison.
I know you're ESL, so I'm going to tell you that you've garbled this so badly that you've inverted the meaning.
What you meant was:
>You know where people aren't bothered by taking a shit in front of others? In prison.
"do not bother" means that they will not do the thing. "aren't bothered by" is how you'd express that they will do the thing.
You also don't need to put "the" in front of others or prison here. "The" indicates that you're talking about a specific group of others, or a specific prison. Here, you just mean in front of others, or in prisons generally.

>>512318932 (OP)
It's to discourage people from going in the stalls to fuck or do drugs. Also for safety reasons in case someone passes out or dies inside the stall.
If you are that insecure about someone seeing your dick in the bathroom, you don't have an adult sized penis and probably should KYS if you get the opportunity

>>512319165
Based
I get completely naked outside the bathroom and then piss like pic rel.
Then I spend about a half hour drawing frogs and naked women on the walls

>>512318932 (OP)
except they aren’t ventilated

>>512320584
Imagine not disrobing immediately upon entering the public bathroom. Beta behavior.

>>512319555
We don't sign our posts here

>>512319277
All over like a prison cell

>>512321078
That's fucking stupid and not the case. Why are you making shit up?

>>512319165
Only guy I ever knew who pulled his pants down entire way at a urinal was indian

>>512319165
>I also pull my pants completely down when using urinals and moan loudly.
*slaps your ass and winks at you*

>>512318932 (OP)
You are shitting in public, the fuck are you concerned about privacy for?

This just HAS to be a dicklet problem. There is no other explanation

>>512318932 (OP)
europeans understand that inspecting one's shit is a very private, personal matter - as well as understanding that it is one's own personal accomplishment
no peeking at the poop shelf

>>512320207
I hate these things. I got one to help inspect my stools but you can smell everything and you get shit all over your hands.

>>512333131
i dont want some pervert like you to watch me shit
you cant fucking wrap your head around that?

>>512318932 (OP)
I shit through the gaps

>>512318932 (OP)
Euro bathroom doors make no sense. Let's say you sit down and forget to lock the stall door. Anyone could just walk in! Now with the superior American version you can safely make eye contact and KNOW the stall is occupied, thus saving you and your fellow American needless embarrassment

>>512333302
i just sit all the way into the toilet, using the shelf as a mini-seat while my ass and balls swim
it allows me to relate to women giving water-birth

>>512318932 (OP)
try shitting in chinese public restrooms, no stalls, no curtains, not even a toilet to plop your ass onto just squat and shit this the other chinese uncles also shitting

>>512321294
i never shit at my house that is disgusting

>>512328056
good design gets you in and out. you aren't in there for a picnic. shit or get off the pot

>>512319165
>I also pull my pants completely down when using urinals and moan loudly.
Don't care, fine. Just stop pissing in floor in front of urinals.

>>512326899
Do you understand that american toilets literally have gaps like this so they can make eye contact with people when they shit. They're sick people. Not even germans would think of that

>>512333402
Except the doors are made in a way they will open if you don't lock them. So you will never forget to lock them, you dumb nigger.

erm..
How do you Euros inspect other patrons penises without the stall gap???

>>512334678
I carry a private 5 gallon shit bucket in the back of my F150 when I go to town.

>>512334973
So you're stopping multiple times a day to empty it on the side of the road or what?

>>512326899
That's where you do a pee pee when you're taking a big ol dominant shit.

>>512330453
I thought I was the only one who pisses with his back to the wall, it’s very effective at preventing Hans from attempting to exert dominance while you’re taking care of business, and it has the added advantage of providing fellow bros with something to limbo under or jump over, with real world consequences if they fail.

>>512334678
>do you feel in charge? *toot*

>>512319165
sounds funny. until you think about how you have to bend over to pull your pants up everytime.
I do however, moan loudly when I rip ass or about to jet out hot piss. i also curse the jews just as i'm about to fire out a bolder of shit into a toilet.

>>512334973
Bro, just get a portable dry toilet. Way more comfortable, almost like the real thing, and you can use it inside the cab, instead of shitting in the bed, as it were. I’m sure there’s advantages to both but maybe you’ve never come across a portable RV/boat/camping toilet of that type, so I figured I’d mention it anyway.