Thread 512322469

: Elon Musk’s new / retro Tesla Diner on the corner of Santa Monica Blvd and Orange Street in Hollywood, CA. Designed to appeal to the deepest techno-narcissistic yearnings of the tech genius class of Americans.

>>512322469 (OP)

Meh, does not really catch it ...

>>512322469 (OP)
Ugly and vulgar. The Hitchhiker's reference is meaningless too.

>>512322759
>The Hitchhiker's reference is meaningless too.

One of the tech elite built "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe™."

>>512322469 (OP)
so tesla finally opening actually useful business instead of peddling same vaporware everyday

>>512322469 (OP)
>tech genius class of Americans
>of Americans
Lol

>>512322469 (OP)
The failrocket firework show is a bonus touch

>>512322469 (OP)
ugly

>>512322469 (OP)
whats the interior like?

>>512322469 (OP)
Is it fireproof?

>>512323058
Bacon that's $3 each strip isn't useful.

>>512323453
yeah, that pretty much sums up the company too lmao.

>>512323453

That would disappoint even my dog.

>>512322759
Trying to figure out why the US Fish and Wildlife Service is there. I know they were used to harass SpaceX during the Biden administration but no idea what point, if any, is being made here.

>>512322469 (OP)
we need more places in this style

i love these kinds of places. was only in an ice cream parlor done up this way but would definitely go to a burger joint more often if it was like this. id dress in 1950s style. it would be fun.

Dude's cringe streak is unreal

>>512322469 (OP)
Someone should organise a car meet there comprised solely of vintage v8 muscle cars and diesel trucks parked next to every fagmobile charger. Bonus points if all the guys are smeared with brylcreem and the girls wear poodle skirts.

>techno-narcissistic
Definitely that.
OP is not a real picture though, it doesn't exist

>>512323311
Doesn't make you want to eat here.

>>512323453
>$12
That's an entire 1.5lb slab of the really good kind of bacon at the store.

>>512324557
definitely. for sure people do this in some places. most of those cars never see a rainy day or an ounce of salt so it tends not to be up this way so much. i think the southern tier of states especially CA has all those older cars. all the cars look perfect down there because no rust..even the chrome never gets dirty.

>>512322469 (OP)
It looks dreadful, Elon is a new-money imbecile

>>512324621
no waifu bot, no maid, no waitress

>>512322469 (OP)
Big Tech's success was a huge mistake. It allowed pathetic bata nerds to have actual power.
Would have been better if computers never became popular

>>512323453
That volt icon reminds me of the Brawndo logo.

>>512324440
>is we is or is we aint equals
jej

>>512324819
If it had a robot arm on rails that whizzed around the room delivering food, that would be neat. Instead it looks like a temporary exhibit that will be torn down after the fair leaves town.
That dystopian message on the wall that lacks soul is really bad. The worst part is all the fat ugly mutts and other assorted brownoids everywhere.

>>512322469 (OP)
Well, it's full of depressed robots and weird (racial) aliens anyway.

>>512325005
Should have gone with two of them to guarantee the insurance payout.

>>512324483
You're dumb and gay and ruined 50's diner aesthetics for me forever now. Kill yourself.

>>512325242
why? maybe you were just never hip to it anyway

>>512324621
I could pay a fraction of what musk is asking and STILL have some spics who can't speak English cook it for me, that isn't special.

>>512325293
>leaf
Please, for your own sake, kill yourself

>>512324440
As great as those signs are, the real takeaway is that peaceful protesting doesn't work

>>512324621
I guess Elon doesn't trust his high IQ jeets to make food

>>512322756
lol a doyerspic with goyslop

>>512322469 (OP)
Or it could just be a restaurant. You could just be a shiny little building. You live a pointless and meaningless life. You have no agency. You seek to find agency from your environment which you then seek to control so that you can have the illusion of being able to control what your environment dictates right back to you but you don't.

>>512325457
hell you say?

This looks terrible and is just an In-N-Out ripoff. In-N-Out also does it better.

This should have been built in Bakersfield, Barstow or Primm. Places where Tesla drivers must stop to recharge.

>>512324819
>Accelerating the world's transition to sustainable energy
>by electing Donald Trump

lol, he wrote this didn't he?

>>512322469 (OP)
Oh boy, a drive-in place where you can sit in your fucking car like every other fast food place!

Looks cool!

>>512325142
I assumed Musk had copied again the competition: indeed BYD has restaurants in partnership with restaurant chains. Seem to be traditional restaurants.
Picture is BYD by 1826 at Singapore.
https://byd.1826.sg/restaurant/all

>>512326647
That's some next level chinking on that guy.

>>512322469 (OP)
I find it very interesting style wise. It's a blend of 50s diner, Tron (80s), Star Trek (90s), iPhone (2000s and 2010s) and Tesla (2020s).
I wouldn't call it beautiful or cozy, but it is a very strong design and visual message.

>Soulless design
BRING BACK WHAT MADE POWER RIGHT. LIFE IS NOT LIKE THAT GODDAMN ALIEN WAR MOVIE, GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING CHILDREN.

>>512327474
There is more to art than copy pasting (neo)classical elements.

>>512327608
Oh shut the fuck up, you had a chance to bring up aesthetics and (You) blew it.

>>512326326
>Looks cool!

Your character is funny, you basically play the mid-wit at work around the water-cooler guy. How Da Bears FOOZEBALL team doin Eh?

>>512322469 (OP)
Didn’t that used to be called “Planet Hollywood” and belong to bruce willis, schwartze nigger and stalone?

>>512322469 (OP)
? whats wrong with it?

>>512322469 (OP)
Wait this is real? I thought it was AI. Fucker really fell so low he peddles slop now?

>>512323453
Tesla in a nutshell.

>>512322469 (OP)
kino style

>>512323453
This faggot really pushed the bacon down into the box to take a bad photo of it. You can see the grease and crumbs on the top where the bacon was resting. You can also see two grease stains on the box from his grubby little fingers after he pushed the bacon down.

Liberals are deranged.

>>512327982
Look at the interior. It looks like a fancy hospital. Very sterile. >>512324819 and >>512324621 while the BYD chinks made an actually inviting place as seen here >>512326647

>>512327675
What exactly do you like about that architecture in that Hitler pic? The design is intentionally reduced to something imposing and simple.
I bet if you had to live in Hitler's grey, cubic, concrete dream, you'd call it soulless too.
Personally I'd prefer something more "quaint".

>>512322469 (OP)
The broken up satellite dropping from orbit is a nice touch.
>>512323686
Those fucking prices.

>>512328425
Americans would never do those stairs.

>>512328135
I hate it so much I'm gonna buy it and take a bad photo of it
DUCK DRUMPF

>>512322469 (OP)
Why do americans bother, Aren't all these places selling frozen slop? Wouldn't be cheaper and easier to just prepare food at home and carry it in a tupperware in your car if you need to eat outside?

>>512323593
kek

>>512322756
Is that the food? Doesn't look that good.

>>512327201
>I wouldn't call it beautiful or cozy, but it is a very strong design and visual message.
it looks like AI blended slop

>512327724
Red light

>elon being sued for securities fraud
>california dmv suing tesla for false advertising the self driving cars
>various lawsuits involving teslas running people over or crashing into parked cars
>elon recently got "paid" 29 billion in shares, literally a quarter of revenue [not profits]
>august 15th tesla will experience share dilution
>carbon credits ending September 30th, literally the only reason why the stock rose
>ev rebates also cancelled
>ohh look at this diner bro hhaha so cool
even elon believes tesla is a twenty nine dollar stock, or else he wouldn't have opened a $750 million dollar short on his own company. Tesla is going down to 28 bucks before 2026

>>512323453
>$3 bacon trips
Hahaha

>>512323453
Its California, right? That's par for the course!

>>512329603
It's so annoying to have people like you parrot random shit without any rhyme or reason.
5 years ago you probably would have called it "total literally cap literally frfr"

>>512330346
you even said it's a blend of styles
why get emotional?
it absolutely looks like AI

>>512322469 (OP)
Best damn coffee around, and the Cherry pie ain't half bad.

>60s Americana is back
Finally
No more brown, grey, black cubes and no more copy/paste unique cancer every country has
I am sick to death of going down a street and seeing
Black box, brown box, grey box, grey box with Essex barn roof and clocktower that doesn't work, black box, brown box...

>>512329065
But it's served in a box that looks like a tiny cybertruck. Isn't that worth the price?

>>512330513
You gotta get used to the internationalism that has been thrust upon you.

>>512329962
It's over. Tesla will start the crash
Ryp n2
Rape no 2

>>512330513
>Black box, brown box, grey box, grey box with Essex barn roof and clocktower that doesn't work, black box, brown box...
Well, that does sound bleak.

>>512322469 (OP)
C'mon this is nice. You guys gotta decide once and for all if you like the soulless new architecture make of square grey boxes or if you dislike things with soul. This is giving Jetsons vibes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOnamzPC2Qk
Why is Elon doing this? There's no way this thing turns a profit. Prime location, car park with only 80 spaces in a car centric city, expensive to maintain building, open 24/7 so it has to keep the lights on during quiet hours.
And apparently they will open at more locations too.
Also the location looks like a bit of a dump on Street View. I guess it's on the poorer stretch of Santa Monica Blvd.

>>512330929
It looks like the Opus by Zaha Hadid in Dubai but the interior of the building.

>>512331061
Positive publicity for a brand that has people setting their product on fire.

>>512322469 (OP)
dumb

he needs someone to tell him no

>>512330714
No, the fried food looks abysmal. I wouldn't pay to eat somewhere that served stuff that looked like I heated up frozen shit at home.

>>512330486
>you even said it's a blend of styles
>why get emotional?
I despise impulsive negativity, especially when it is combined with brainless repetition of unfitting memes.
I doubt you can defend your position of "it absolutely looks like AI" with actual arguments.

>>512331919
>>512322756
>elons diner
the place doesn't exist you dumbfucks

>>512332315
>coping jew

>>512322469 (OP)
>Elon Musk
Richest man in world, gonna take us to Mars "Never gonna happen" Starts to sell hamburgers.

While myself Lambright has antigravity that can take us to Mars.

i think its cool. its refreshing to see someone try to make a restaurant look colorful and fun again after decades of boring gray flatness

>>512322469 (OP)
the most disliked person in america is a senseless retard who just copypastas other people's ideas and pretends like he's the cool guy who made it all

musk is somehow more disliked than yahu mileikovsky and he's mass murdering people to make space for more pedos who are escaping justice

>>512333290
Shut up fat fed jew

>>512332122
yeah, you're retarded
i don't owe you shit
can't believe you enjoy that shit style and get big mad if someone else doesn't

>>512323453
>$12 for 4 pieces of bacon
I didn't know Elon was able to yell the words "dumb nigger" that loud and get away with it.

>>512333782
Poetry

>>512328465
i cant read whats on the big boy plate but for 55 cents im going to find out
goddamned jews

>>512333583
Don't you find it weird that you can't even argue your own position and have to resort to misapplying overused memes?

looks dumb and gay

>>512322469 (OP)
the retrofuturist style is cool but the prices are bullshit perhaps as you'd expect for its area

>>512322756
>>512323453
Grim

>>512335024
Halt dei Goschn, du Opfer

>>512322756
Disgusting slop

>>512335549
Wenn du nur hirnlosen Scheiß möchtest, geh zu Reddit.

>>512324621
>>512324819
Blue and purple lighting is not conducive to eating. It doesn't look futuristic, it looks drab. It's the beige carpets of the Glowing Twenties.
>look mom it's ethot lighting

>>512327675
Do you ever take a break from being a massive idiot?

>>512322469 (OP)
Is it supposed to look kind of like a tesla coil as a joke?

>>512324014
I still couldn't be a pos and be that mean to people.

>>512335549
kek
>>512335024
i could but i don't owe you
now you are acting like "SOURCE?!" redditfags

>>512322469 (OP)
what happened to him getting the hell out of Cali?

>>512337773
You started with calling an existing image "AI slop" and when I call you retarded for misapplying an overused meme, you act proud and also think the criticism of you is akin to "SOURCE?!"
Get your brain fixed, retard.

>>512322469 (OP)
For the man who wants to pay $70 for tendies.
No seriously it's a Diner they sell hot dogs, chicken tenders, and burgers.
Maybe country fried steak.

>>512322469 (OP)
And it's managed by his tranny "Daughter." No thanks.

>>512324621
this looks so wrong with brown people and niggers, it seems off

>>512324440
That jew caricature is incredible

>>512322756
>$78.59
muh tesla n sheeeeit

>>512322756
>>512322469 (OP)
Awaiting a review by /ourguy/

>>512322469 (OP)
>society is filled with niggers but at least i can sit in this sleek box and pretend for a minute life is great
your typical techno-enthusiast.

>>512324621
So futuristic. Wetbacks cooking goyslop for other wetback mutts

>>512324557
>>512324757
There's a big weekly meet pretty much exactly like what you're describing at Bob's Big Boy in Toluca Lake, like 15 minutes away from the Tesla diner. Pretty much all pre-smog American V8s aside from the occasional classic Porsche or Jag or whatever. I wonder if somebody could convince them to go invade Tesla.

>>512327201
Sure, why not?

TAMURAAAAAA

>>512336072
I don't shame myself from wearing a memeflag

Cool
The architecture while retro might make it seem quiet the angled panels move sound out.
what are the local bus and train routes?
inb4 intentional away from public transport to restrict clientele

>>512340771
>my erection is measurable, and my day is marginally improved

>>512322756
Literal dogfood is more healthy than this shit