31 years old, going back to college for my masters in 3 weeks.
I cant fucking wait to plow through every 18 year old I see in the quad. I work for FAANG and make good money so I will be like a god amongst men over there. I dont even need to get a masters as im almost at 200k, bascially just going to be a ped0(according to zooms), then extra 50k i can demand once I get the magick peace of paper is just a bonus. Then I will be able to afford to move to Belgium and fuck 16 year olds. The more yall tell me I cant do something the more I am going to do it, simple as.

You won't be touching any women. You will do your homework

>>512323244 (OP)
Anon you will soon find out that you'll be ignored by these women. You're in the same status as them (student). If you had any brains you'd be teaching as well.

>>512323244 (OP)
The fang clan?

>>512323384
There will be like 18 girls and 1 or 2 teachers. He can get at least 2 of those girls.

>>512323244 (OP)
What a great mentality.

I sure hope no world ending cataclysm occurs!

>3i ATLAS has entered the chat

>>512323347
No im only taking one class a semester so ill have time. Also im gonna use chat gtp to cheat..

>>512323563
The white man studies and passes tests using his knowledge. You are a spiritual Indian.

>>512323384
Fuck u mean? This barley legal at best girl with braces and pimples at my favorite sushi shop is blatently in love with me. I was on a buisness trip a month ago and there was a convention for teens at my hotel, all the girls were blatently looking at me. I felt uncomfortable. This one pair of girls giggled when I was in the elevator with them. If 14 year olds like me then im sure the 18 year olds do to.

>>512323244 (OP)
You better be over 6 foot tall in that environment or your fucked no matter how much money you make bro.

>let me brag about something that hasn’t even happened yet on /pol/
We’re all very impressed. I’m actually rooting for you to finally get some pussy after all these years

Looks like someone has to clarify for u zoomers who think I will get ignored. Us millenials aren't aging as fast as you. Im 31 but can very easily pass for 25, even younger if I get good sleep


The funny part is when I was your age I was litteraly pic related. I hated older guys so much. Yall will learn. Or maybe u won't cuz u people are weird

>>512323692
What were you wearing, how much were you spending... brandish to women you are high status and they will come, being the teacher is a cheap way of creating this imbalanced dynamic they need.

>>512323856
Well ill be thr omly guy with a good paying career in the room so.. I also have more hair on my head that half the zoomer males

>>512323244 (OP)
Did this at 28. Young girls care more about muscles than money though and 18 is too young. Shoot for +20 and thank me later.

>>512323384
Release the list.

>>512323967
I have (some) muscles. I am actually self conscious that I have the body of a early 20 year old..

>>512323982
We dont care that trump fucked a 16 year old, good for him

>>512323244 (OP)
The woman in that image is disgusted by that fellow.

>>512323629
>spiritual Indian
>spiritual
>implying
Anons going to ripped up after it's too late and realizes universities use a.i to flag plagiarism and you get flagged NOT plagiarizing these days let alone being a retarded jeet using free browser a.i.

>>512324239
>we
Go back.

>>512324208
why are you wearing those pants that poojeets wear? I think OP is indian

>>512323244 (OP)
>going back to college for my masters in 3 weeks.
>peace of paper

>>512323244 (OP)
>31 years old, going back to college for my masters in 3 weeks.
>I cant fucking wait to plow through every 18 year old I see in the quad
Anon you are going to be creepy as fuck and nobody will touch you

>be 31 year old burnt-out sleep deprived factory wagie
>getting laid off in 3 weeks
>70k in savings from living with mommy
>want to NEET for a bit to recover but my parents probably won't tolerate that
>will probably spend 2k on a coupe community college classes (I took a bunch when I was 20) to keep them satisfied
What are my chances of getting some 18 or 19 year old pussy? I've only ever had 1 gf.

>>512323244 (OP)
Respect, OP. Let those zoomers have it. Show no mercy regardless of how much it makes people seethe.

>>512324441
I didnt know i could be an Indian with white skin, those are shorts

>>512324484
What does spelling have to do with engineering? What have u done with ur spelling? What have u accomplished?

>>512323244 (OP)
Shut the fuck up jidf

>>512324543
Waaaawaaaaaawaaaa, whatever u say zoomer lmao. Its not like girls falling for their much older teacher isnt thing or anything. Yup, through out the dawn of humanity, it is know that women like men their own age and not older one with more muscle and money and wisdom

>>512323244 (OP)
>Bragging about FAANG
Hindu detected.

>>512324644
Very high, they love us, the zoomies are tryong to brainwash u. If it makes u feel batter ive had a 6 figure job for 3 year now and live with money and drive a 2004 gonda ccord and have no savings.. my mom doesn't charge me rent though

>>512324784
You're not an engineer. At BEST you're doing comp-sci which is the psychology degree of stem. Kek.

>>512324784
shut the fuck up yid

>>512324859
shut the fuck up JIDF bitch you don’t fool anyone here with your demoralizing antagonizing rhetoric

>>512324239

>>512324946
>I make $200k a year
>im poor
just shut the fuck up rat

>>512324875
I posted a pic of myself proving im not a jeet. That being said i love my jeet coworkers, they are so nice to me. Not the smartest and they smell but I would rpeffer to constantly fix their mistakes rather than be an emotional punching bag to some asshole boomer like my last few jobs. The jeetas love me so much that they blush but they are all married and I dont want sloppy second. That's why im going so young. If u are a woman with a body count higher than 3 than I dont even want to sex u

>>512325093
Shut the fuck up jew

>>512324970
Im a RF PCB design engineer. Mostly RF front ends. Want to start doing antenna design which is why im going for my masters

>>512323244 (OP)
I did the same the girls thought I was hot but a loser. didn't get any of them. they weren't wrong on the being a loser.

>>512325075
I was lying its only 115k but I tell people its almost 200k. I eat sushi and steak every day though so I dont have much savings..

>>512325183
>another kike jumps into the JIDF demoralization thread
Die

>>512325024
How is being able to fuck young women when u are older demoralizing. If i was jidf wouldnt I be convincing white men to get with barren late 20s/early 30s whores who would be unfit mothers anyways

>>512325148
Engineers have to pass qualifying tests to be engineers. It's a title not unlike being a MD. You're either an engineer or you aren't.

>>512325183
Why did they think u wwre a loser? How can u be more of a loser than the average 18 year old?

>>512323384
This. At best OP will get golddug and then false-allegation'd by some 6/10 asian chick.

Turns out young girls dont care for greying balding manlets with roughly equal perceived social status

>>512325341
U mean a PE? That's only for power engineers and even then a team only needs one of the engineers to have it just to sign off..

>>512324649
This dude has the same hairline my granddad had on his deathbed at 86, goddamn.

>>512325362
Seethe

>>512325407
So, you're not an engineer.

>>512325362
I have a full head of hair, I kmow u are balding in ur early 20s, doesnt mean thats normal..

>>512323244 (OP)

Based as fuck honestly. I make 400k a year doing an easy job and it’s almost part time. I don’t have a boss and usually don’t work Friday or any weekday morning. Should I get a meme masters so I can fuck zoomie girls too? Mid 30s here

>>512325210
if you lie about that, why wouldn’t I assume you lie about everything on 4chan yid? This is what you jews can’t fathom- you can’t fathom a people so blurred by lies that everything they say is a lie (jewish “americans”)

If you get to be paid by the govt to antagonize Americans on 4chan’s LLC with Elon musk’s payroll, I get to call you all sniveling worthless kike parasites.

>>512325451
>Another bastard JIDF kike enters the demoralization thread
You kikes really think you are anonymous here lmao

>>512325420
Im married to a woman 7 years younger so i dont care. Enjoy realizing you have nothing in common with the college girls

>>512325441
I am a desing engineer, which is the only real type of engineer. Systems and test engineers are not real engineers. Power engineers like u mentioned are also engineers only in name, they dont use advanced math. Keep coping and seething zoomy

>>512325509
Im still waiting for u to expline why telling successful white men in the 30s to get with a fertile young women instead of a barren roastie is jewish demoralizing tactics..

>>512325509

>JIDF kike

100% Aryan, zoomettes are literally built for my BMC (Big Millenial Cock). Seethe broccoli head

>>512325451
Bro imagine if we effiel towered lil tay. What do u do btw? 400k is my goal

>>512325459
Ignore everything I said then. U still know that 18-22 year olds love late 20s early 30s dude and fuck them all the time.

Get dat pussy homeboy'

>>512325648

Don’t want to go too into detail but sales, AKA the easiest possible way to make money.

>>512325646
How is convincing us to get with fertile young women instead of roatie barren whores a JDIF psyop?

>>512323244 (OP)
You will either be ignored (by 90% of the kids there) or be seen with repulsion and pity by the remaining 10% who are dicks and will claim you as a loser
Good luck champ, but you will likely not get what you want
>went to college 10 years ago and saw how people like you were treated throughout the 4 years I attended

>>512325771

It’s just an angry zoomzoom

>>512325541
>design engineer
So, you're not an engineer. That's like saying radiologist are doctors because they "feel" like they are. Kek.
You're not an engineer. You don't qualify as engineer. Cope. Why not just go get a bs in mechanical engineering and stop bullshitting on 4chan.
What is your bachelor's degree?

Get dat pussy and stop putting it off, I want you to go to a liquor store right now

Get a Red Label bottle, and do four shots for me, I don't care if it's two pm

And as you drink that shit, raise the shot class, and say "I will get that pussy!"

>>512325600
>Expline
>>512323244 (OP)
>Peace of paper
YEAH NAH.

>>512325093
Wow 8 have not agree more - I am also engineer in STEM for big public company and all the Indians at my office are more kind and smelling better than gross run-through roastie whore. Maybe you will not even have to try to make sex with women once u tell them u make two lakh annual salary this vey good.

>>512325916
based?

>>512324208
>I am actually self conscious that I have the body of a early 20 year old..
pfthahahahha nah you look old af and will be ignored

>>512324208
Letting dumb Fucking Indians on the internet was one mistake but the real one was letting any of them into the country

>>512326082

This is the way bro, everyone bitches and bitches

Be a man, go outside, walk up to the liquor store, look the lacky at the cash register in the eye tell him "I'll fuck your bitch"

Then walk home, open the Red Label bottle you just bought and pound that shit, and then fucking refresh this page and tell me "Boss I will get that puss puss pusssy!!!"

>>512325790
Except i look younger than most of these zoomer and havr more muscles . Those guys must have had low self confidence or were weird or something. Whenever I end up haning out with younger people they usually like me

>>512325864
BS in Electrical engineering. My title is senior electrical engineer. U have it backwards, omly people who design shit are real engineers. What logic do u have that makes u think the dude who designs something is lower than the guy who tests it?

Drink that Red Label, roll a fucking blunt with some OG kush and run around town screaming "Suck my fucking dick!"

>>512323244 (OP)
They'll just see you as some old guy.
People that age view themselves as pre-rich. Women won't care that you have money because they and all the guys their age are living off their parents who also have money.

It's not until late 20's women start panicking and sizing guys up for their money. Before then, it's all about looks.

>>512325916
I only drink single malt wiskey

>>512325969
U are visibly seething through text, u realizethat? Grasping at straws my guy.

>>512323244 (OP)
>>512323563
>>512323692
i'm about 10 years older than you, OP.
in almost an identical academic situation (cept classes start in 13 days for me). story time if you're bored enough:
> went down to my (future) campus to familiarize myself with the area.
> on the campus shuttle, this surprisingly cute black girl smiles at me.
> she was one of those thin, "nerdy" black girls.
> she looked no older than 19. i was actually uncomfortable at how young she looked.
> she walks up & starts talking to me, very friendly and a little flirty.
> i awkwardly stumble through the conversation.
> i decide to compliment her hair. women like compliments, right? "i like your dreadlocks" i say.
> her smile instantly fades. her voice goes flat:
> "thanks, but they're not dreadlocks, they're DREADS."
> she then turns & walks away from me without another word.
I don't understand zoomers. lool.
soooo.....that's what MY future holds. (being socially awkward sucks.) kek.
Another story from a few weeks ago:
> a gorgeous brunette walked up to me as i was studying alone at a table in starbucks.
> she says "hi" and then stands there as if she wants me to invite her to sit down.
> i stare at her, my eyes wide and my mouth agape.
>i swear, she was literally the most beautiful woman to ever speak to me but i can't respond. I think i could only make a small "uhhh" noise.
> it was like the noise little O-Ren Ishi made when she was hiding under the bed.
> after about 7 seconds of watching me stare blankly at her, she too just turns and walks out.
that's the life of a high-tier normie, socially awkward dude, frens.
cute women will approach you, but you ALWAYS strike out. :'(

>captcha: NSH0WJ

>>512326292
more muscles?

brother..... good luck...

your going back to uni (smart) you want to fuck girls (reasonable try not to ruin any girls life like wtf just fun casual consentual encounters) more muscle

theese dudes are 20 21 if they get on the juice they will make you look like a woman (probably)

>>512323244 (OP)
Hell yeah brother, I did the same at a community college when I was 30.

You should already be married and well into your career by now.

>>512326489
... 1 more outburst from you sir and you will be considerd a non fren

>>512323244 (OP)
Retard you could just get heavy into cutting edge AI dev instead of some dinosaur masters bullshit

>>512326435

Sounds rich, I guess I have to try this shit ;)