At least its not a skatepark pedo thread.

The Albanese government has announced an international student cap of 295,000 new places for 2026, an increase of almost 10% despite Australia’s ongoing housing and rental crisis.

Education portfolio ministers said on Monday their National Planning Level for next year added an extra 25,000 places compared to 2025, but claimed reforms had put the numbers on a “more sustainable path” and the 2026 level would be 8% below the “immediate post-Covid peak”.

>But the cap does not include foreign students who are “transitioning to publicly funded universities from secondary school studies in Australia and from affiliated pathways providers or TAFE institutes”, the ministers said.

>From 2026 public universities will also be able to increase their allocations by showing increased engagement with Southeast Asia, and by providing student accommodation.
https://www.noticer.news/australia-international-student-cap-2026/

NSW Labor government unsuccessful in condemnation of independent MP Mark Latham
https://archive.md/SfykD

>Illegal tobacco is a deadly $10 billion industry wiping out legitimate businesses
https://archive.md/87O3F

>‘The first generation with declining standards of living’: Australia’s faltering economic standing
https://archive.md/BkUQw

>>512324665 (OP)
>Illegal tobacco is a deadly $10 billion industry wiping out legitimate businesses
I'm sure the government really cares about those businesses and not the lost tax revenue from milking addicts like a heroin dealer.

y-y-yIKES!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14972291/China-CDC-chikungunya-cases-Fushan-advisory.html

>>512326257
>No deaths have yet been reported

>>512324665 (OP)
Good morning jews and troons of aus/pol/

Jews, troons, bots fuck off
>>512327988
>>512327988
Also jannies fuck off

>>512327180
Good morning saar!
>>512328059
Lol.

>>512328059
kek
did you sand in your neovagina troonaloon?

/this is the bred.

>>512330439
Then they'll piss and moan if you split their threads, while spending a whole day bumping a discord infested skatepark pedo thread.

Saudi Arabia was correct in banning women from driving.
https://www.noticer.news/jack-davey-school-crash-driver-avoid-jail/

Took some work but I made it.

I fought the wall and the wall won

>Mr Anand is in Melbourne on a temporary visa and has a limited support network, so his mother flew in from New Delhi late last week to care for him.
>Mr Anand said having his mother here under these circumstances was heartbreaking.

>>512333143
Forgot link
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-06/melbourne-shopping-centre-machete-attack-victim-speaks/105615644

last night was wild

>>512333333
What the deuce

the other thread just archived so here they call come

I won $400 on the lotto.
Not bad I must say.

>>512333238
fucking teenagers
indian comes to australian and experiences african culture
this truly is multiculturalism

>tfw ghosted by government position after doing good interviews for about a month now.
At least I got to the interviews instead of the 100+ ghostings from applications or rejection emails within a day of sending the application, but fuck it hurts. Even part time places aren't taking me on.
What the hell is with the current job market?

>>512333920
>What the hell is with the current job market?
Cunts completely fucked in a way it hasnt been since covid. Jeets, jeets and more jeets are all applying to everything and everything because the 20 dollars a week they send back to India supports an entire family.

We're in a recession on every measure with the exception of gross GDP.

>>512333920
fake and gay
you are demoralisation shill
and if not
keep your Debby downer bs to yourself
fucking whiney bitch

>>512334202
I can post happy stuff if you want, like how I got a kangaroo buddy that bounds into my yard (Should get a pic if he comes today).

>>512334149
Well fuck.

>>512334308
>I can post happy stuff if you want
absolutely

>>512334308
Right now you should be looking for literally any job you can, we all know what jeet hiring managers are like.

>>512334672
Get the fuck out of here with that poofter shit

>>512334672
I'll talk about the kanagaroo buddy then:
He seems pretty chill, at first he just bounded in my yard, saw me on the patio then fucked off, but lately he started lying on the grass staring at me until the sun goes down then fucks off. It is very intermittent when he shows up, but it is usually about 4-6pm when he does. I just hope if/when I get a job, I can still see him of the afternoon.

>>512334807
Yeah fair. I'm even making little analytics software for myself to make myself not go insane and to track these things.

>>512334892
damn

as i get older and less autistic i can feel girls act differently around me
can anyone else relate

Skatepark pedos getting more desperate since the other bake archived.

whatever

Old tenants male keeps coming here, they were pajeets, opened it up to findi ts a child support letter. In the TRASH it went.

>>512335554
Stop hanging around teeny boppers, you arent one anymore.

>>512337837
YEEE he needs to hang about meany blimpys in HR.

>>512337891
Im 90% sure our HR lady wants to fuck me.

>>512324665 (OP)
>>Illegal tobacco is a deadly $10 billion industry wiping out legitimate businesses
>https://archive.md/87O3F

based af
who the fuck is still paying full price
probably old ladies that only smoke a couple of packs a week
lmao

>And, according to studies of wastewater, nicotine consumption in Australia, including vaping, is at an all-time high.

wtf they are analysing my wee wee

anal - ysing lol lol

anal get it lol

>>512340723
Lmao let them destroy buissnesses! Here is some more news!


>Melbourne Lord Mayor: First Nations seasonal calendar ‘makes a bit more sense’

https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/melbourne-lord-mayor-first-nations-seasonal-calendar-makes-a-bit-more-sense/news-story/c96da1200eeebdb04f205c94302285f5

>Major update after thousands of Frankston South residents wanted to stop drinking ‘contaminated’ tap water

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/urgent-warning-to-frankston-south-residents-to-stop-drinking-contaminated-tap-water/news-story/2e6c238a78060355ea857f638b6da7cf

>Thousands of jobs at risk as Australian manufacturing sector faces collapse

https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/thousands-of-jobs-at-risk-as-australian-manufacturing-sector-faces-collapse/news-story/a6aa9d2389b66592c39bf2f0fafd0acc

>Are thermal receipts actually toxic?

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/are-thermal-receipts-actually-toxic/news-story/fd5e2e9db41149c5179bf16310b37ca9

>>512341395
yeah poor coles and woolies and legit durry merchants

theres some dude who lives like hugh hefner having a harem of skanks on the goldy
made a chain of durry shops

>>512341395
>Cadbury Australia has confirmed major changes to its Favourites range due to "soaring world cocoa prices and cost pressures".

https://kitchen.nine.com.au/latest/cadbury-favourites-chocolate-price-hike-confirmed-share-pack/e4e4bbad-a103-430d-9631-2eaa28a3e46c

>Two people charged after baby taken to hospital with broken leg

https://www.9news.com.au/national/two-people-arrested-after-baby-taken-to-hospital-with-broken-leg/2bbe6714-c77d-477d-ac35-4bc1a3ea5d24

>Exchange student, 13, charged with murder after fatal stabbing of 14-year-old girl in host family's home

https://www.9news.com.au/national/arrest-over-fatal-stabbing-of-teenage-girl-in-nsw/3abc73a0-1178-459a-b7d0-b5b574003d58

>>512339178
Pull your dick out and find out

>>512341550
Indeed but fuck em, governments fault for making them too expensive, same with alcohol, its fucking dumb, they reduced the excise tax on beer but not spirits. Also they made fuel more expensive with the excise tax

>New alcohol tax to hit Aussies again from today after ‘disappointing’ move
The excise duty on spirits is set to go up on August 4 to keep pace with inflation.

https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/new-alcohol-tax-to-hit-aussies-again-from-today-after-disappointing-move-222858615.html

>Petrol and diesel prices to rise following another fuel excise increase

https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/petrol-and-diesel-prices-to-rise-following-another-fuel-excise-increase

>>512340723
Theyve been analysing piss in wastewater for years to study illegal drug use. Fun fact, they can trace it back to individual apartments.

>>512342268
>they can trace it back to individual apartments
what a load of fucking bullshit

>>512342321
>pdate] [Auto]
>>512342268
Yer that's bullshit, all the poo water gets pulled into one in the end.

>>512342321
>>512342370
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27318754/

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-05728-3

You could always just piss in the backyard if youre punching cones and worried.

>>512342321
I've rationalized it just then, but it would seem like a relatively intrusive process if it is indeed possible. It's a long shot, but if they can detect drugs in waste water, in theory it should be as simple as getting specimens from each individual apartment's pipes.
Idk though. Water by nature washes things away.

>we're evening out immigration
>by letting more people in

>be me
>check reject shop for sour mike n ikes
>didn't have any
>saw tim tams for $2.50
>I don't really eat them, but can't pass up a bargain like that when jewsworth sells em for $7 a sleeve
>Also find a parallel universe flavor of smiths double crunch so I buy 2 packs
>eat all of the snacks in 24hrs
Am I a fat fuck?

>>512341864
yeah they're just bullying sadistic scum
smoking rates have barely changed from around 10-12%

>>512342798
i don't need some kike papers
invented to scare retards
i understand how sewers work

>>512342991
Does evening out mean we have 10,000,001 immigrants so we have to let in another 9,999,999 to get an even 20mil?

>>512343105
grim

>>512341726
>>Cadbury Australia has confirmed major changes to its Favourites range due to "soaring world cocoa prices and cost pressures".
>https://kitchen.nine.com.au/latest/cadbury-favourites-chocolate-price-hike-confirmed-share-pack/e4e4bbad-a103-430d-9631-2eaa28a3e46c

redditors and karens btfo

>>512333920
My old gov role was replaced by a ASO4 pajeeta retard
The whole team is now fucked with that creature handling the inbox but not my problem

>>512343171
Cocoa powder is super good for men especially. Not the cadbury dairy milk pommy shit, but the real stuff.
We'll see if the prices translate to the raw materials for chocolate. It might not and they're probably just trying to scam fat fucks who are eating SSRI's

Let the housing bubble pop
Let all superfunds run dry and collapse
Let all politicians hang from the meccano set lights
Let Australia be White

GAS THE JEWS

>>512343251
why

all you need is milk,orange juice, bread meat and bit of veg and coffee and chips and cigs and coke and a few pies

>>512343251
Why is it good for men in particular? Ease red pill me, all might masuta

>>512344002
bring back garage bands no more raves and nigger music

>>512344008
Not saying that cocoa is a necessity. It's just really good for blokes.
You could live the rest of your life without ever having a chocolate based product and be fine. Gives you a boost in muscle building.
btw, I hope you're not paying extra taxes or funding the muzzies to get your cigs. That would be very unaustralian if you were.

>>512344052
There's a flavinoid in cocoa that reduces myostatin. That's the biological limiter of muscle growth.
They did studies in 40 y/o men testing results of the flavinoid and people with it experienced more muscle growth.
Cocoa powder happens to be the most concentrated. I forget the name of the specific flavinoid, but some bullshit scholar pubmed faggot website probably has the nerd shit on hand.

>>512344240
ill stick with my roids

>>512344137
Not me, i fund the local white biker gang.

>>512341864
>more alcohol tax
Fuck it I'm brewing my own, growing my own shit and trying to become as self reliant as I can.

>>512344547
Make sure you're not brewing ethanol and you should be able to wagmi

>>512344137
probably funding based triads
not my fault its latte lefty women that done it

seems like all the mobs mostly work peacefully together it's only the dumb sand niggers that cant not make things difficult

>>512344720
I mean methanol. Whoops. Ethanol is the good one.

>>512324665 (OP)
does Australia have enough Whitey's left to throw these bums out?

>>512344240
*deep bows you*

>>512343105
Last night was a full tub of peanut butter ice cream, lemon cheesecake, one pack of ridge cut chicken flavoured chips, and choccy milk. And that was after dinner, get on my level fatty

>>512343105
I think you’re a fat cunt.
I buy one of these max once a month and eat it over a few days.
Grown men shouldn’t have a sweet tooth.

How do I accelerate recovery of these muscles?

>>512346406
Get on MY level

https://www.aldi.com.au/product/belmont-biscuit-co-dark-chocolate-digestives-300g-000000000000368373

>>512331770
that was mostly the skatepark pedo bumping his own thread.
he gets really upset that no one thinks he is cool and hardcore
you should have just complimented his skateboard, huh chud?

>>512346798
>gluten
Lmao no thanks enjoy your cancer

Burka bitch getting a pass
>A Middle Eastern immigrant driver who crashed into a Melbourne primary school and killed an 11-year-old boy is set to avoid jail when her case is heard in court.
>Shaymaa Oun Ghazi Zuhaira, 40, veered off the road and through the fence of Auburn South Primary School in her Toyota SUV on October 29 last year, fatally striking Jack Davey, 11, and seriously injuring four other children aged 10 and 11 who were sitting on a bench.

>>512346798
>Digestives
wtf is that kind of name for a confectionary product?
i thought it was a laxative

>>512346956
>Burka bitch getting a pass
To be fair vehicles of peace is their culture.

You niggers worrying about diet when I binge eat junk food multiple times a day and all I have to do is exercise and smoke weed to keep the weight at bay and my muscles strong

>>512346798
>While our biscuits are a tasty treat between meals or after meals, our ingredients will not improve your digestion.

Huh, I wonder if that's just the Aldi knock offs. I thought the original Digestive biscuits were oldies laxative biscuits. Or was it bullshit marketing this entire time?

>>512347367
>original Digestive biscuits
I thought they were a holdover brand from the 60s where you could make any retarded claim and boomers would literally eat it up.
Didn’t know Aldi got the trademark or whatever.

>>512347607
I'm guessing the name "Digestives" is generic enough that anyone can use it or the original company just isn't super jewish about suing people.

The originals are still around. Maybe they're just a really high fiber biscuit, but yeah i've always thought of them as oldies laxative biscuits so avoided them, might give those aldi knock offs a try though.

https://www.coles.com.au/product/mcvities-digestives-biscuits-plain-355g-6066602?uztq=46abcbb7e16253b0cdc3e6c5bbe6a3f0&gQT=1

>>512347093
>To be fair vehicles of peace is their culture.
that was probably unironically the defense

>>512347881
Just 1800s bro-science

Your culture is cringe
90% of your women are so disgusting that most of you find love overseas
Australia has no meaningful future outside of being Brazil 2.0

>>512348225
>let me just ask GAI
kys. if you need to google anything you need to be shot.
using an AI is just reatarded
filtering the rubbish from here for the best opinion is far better an option.
hell, just imagining what you think sounds right is better than fucking AI

>>512348225
Kek, what a fucking amazing era to be a doctor.

>>512348761
That’s Wikipedia you stupid nigger

>>512349026
>Wikipedia is choice brah!
kys again. but make it messy this time

>>512349157
You were wrong. Rat shit you stupid faggot.
And I was pretty much right in my first assumption. Swap 60s retarded commercialism for authentic 1800s retardation.

>>512347122
>dies at 40
Meanwhile I just ate a bacon cheeseburger I made, two scoops of whey and a sugar free monshta. It was good.

>>512349157
Mate it's a discussion about choccy biscuits, not a dissertation for a doctorate.

>>512338727
>Politically speaking, Seppo

Guide to using cenno to pay hte mortgage.
>Work full time, get enough for deposit, get home loan approval.
>Get house, live in it
>Apply for hardship on your loan, saying u cant pay back the amount so they reduce monthly payments for mortgage
>Quit job, get on cenno
>NEET max and eat crumbs to survive.

>>512349911
>eat crumbs
gook

>>512349988
No gooks eat dogs and cats, not crumbs.

>>512349267
>monshta
Why would anyone want to be on the level of a poofter like this?

>>512350139
>monshta
Real men drink ovaltine.

>>512350139
Based sneedy lookin feedy when I needy a monshta

>>512349570
>dissertation for a doctorate.
i treat all subjects in this way, do do less defeats the purpose of discussion
if you want to be a faggot talking shit for it's own sake, go back to rebbit
i can google and wikipedia shit myself if i want to, i would like to hear what anons and actual schizos have to say over fucking wikipedia. jfc

>>512349267
Fuck sugar free

>>512350354
there. see?
an actual opinion without the input from fucking poogle and wikipenis
i have never gone sugar free, never will.
artificial sweetener sends you blind.
give me diabetus all day every day, thanks.

>>512350443
It was actually proven that sugar free is more likely to give you diabetes.

>>512350443
It's either sugar or sugar free as in literally no sugar or artificial sweeteners for me. And I'm healthy as a fucking jap.

>>512350443
>>512350519
The only negative about sugar is that it will fuck your teeth.

>>512350472
would not be suprised. probably something to do with the body *expecting* sugar, but getting none. probably.
>>512350519
good man, wiht the caveat that >>512350553 raises.
moderation is the way of the contemplative white man.

Free
Free
Free Palestine!

>>512350864
Kingdom of Jerusalem*

>>512350312
Congratulations. Your presence here has lowered the IQ of this thread by 10 points.
I’ll now take my leave and lower it by another few points.

>>512351148
kek. did you look that up on wikipedia?

>>512350925
Palestine.
Free them.

>>512342268
>they can trace it back to individual apartments
Yeah, like they could find one drop of chink flu in the entire sewage system in shitney.
What other fairy stories have you got.

just mogged some niggers

>>512350354
I love energy drinks but monster tastes like some weird chemical sugary bullshit, get better taste cunt

>512352216
>just mogged some niggers
Things that never happened. The post.

>>512352258
Was that truly necessary being so rude? What do you drink?

>>512324665 (OP)
>Inman-grant presses Apple about child safety
Will imessage be classed as social media as far as age verification shit is concerned. Not sure what else it could be. Imessage is encrypted, guess this is an issue for our oversears

>>512352400
yep. just like all his posts
who is he trying to fool?
he is just on 5' tall and apparently 12 years old and not old enough to post ehre

>>512352463
Coffee now but when I was a wagie I got hooked on the punch monsters for a bit

>>512352466
That cunt is an unelected public servant.
Why don't they all just tell her to go fuck herself.
Kiwi Farms did and it worked a treat.

>>512352619
>apparently 12 years old
Not apparantly. He is.
His mum owns a lighthouse fr

youtube is fucked again
now trying to penny pinch with "faster videos"
jesus fucking christ.
just gonna use grayjay from now on, fuck it.

Need drugs in sunny coast can any cunt help us out

>Woman, 56, assaulted by carjacker after returning from preschool drop off in Victoria

>Police are searching for a man after a woman was assaulted and carjacked after she dropped her daughter at preschool care in Victoria.
The unknown offender approached a woman's Mazda CX5 in the carpark of Lara Primary School in Lara, around 16km west of Geelong, about 7.05am, according to police.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/primary-school-carpark-carjacking-lara-victoria/950d9f65-a11b-4839-aefe-4e36a766584c

>>512352652
Are you a woman?

>>512352652
Grow some fucking balls

>>512352652
>poofta pink punch
faggot

>>512347001
Digestives meant high-fibre as they are mainly oat-bran so help your bowels work by 'digesting' your food better, not an actual laxative to make you shit.
Then cunts put choccy on them to make them fancier.

>>512352652
Raging homosexual detected

>>512353039
Shitting is good for your boicci.

>>512353103
>boicci
sounds like a kind of pasta

>>512350864
Yeahnah, sorry Leftycunts.
Your chanting told Bibi that Gaza was free, so now the kikecunt will take it all.
>(((Kikes))) will take anything if its for free

>>512324665 (OP)
REDUCE.
REDUCE.
FALSE NUMBERS OF QUALITY AND PURPOSELY HIDDEN INFORMATION FROM NON EQUIVALENT OFFICE HOLDERS.

>>512353191
Indeed and when they do and it settles down, no one will give a shit, free palestine? What palestine? It don't exist no more, its just part of greter israel now goy!

>>512353039
yeah yeah
but if i was starving, and thats the only food i could find for some reason. i would probably wait a whole day longer to scoff them compared to some chocky wheat biscuits like westons or other generic brand

>>512353246
>digestives
says to me
>dont fucking eat this shit, its only for really old people mate

>>512324665 (OP)
The higher this foreign student number goes, the lower the employment number goes, the lower the innovation goes, the lower the quality of education, the higher amount of complex societal issues, the higher amount of poverty.

These people DO NOT interact with any economic system. They scab free stuff.
DO NOT INCREASE THE FOREIGN STUDENT CAP.

>>512353313
But it will increase, the government said they aim to keep houses prices high through constant migration to keep hte economy pumping!

>>512353217
Yeah, it'll happen and idgaf.
IDF can go ahead flatten Gaza and depopulate it, but in the long run they're running out of conscripts and wasting so much Seppo ammo and missiles doing it, while the Goatfuckers everywhere else are breeding up to swamp them in a final zergrush.
>With Shitskins-v-Kikes the only correct answer is DEUS VULT and cleanse the Holy Land of both.

>>512352652
Good flavour, gay presentation.

>>512353400
Nah unlikely, all the gulf arab nations are friendly with Israel and will refuse to attack em, as for the others, they're too unstable to even pose a threat now. You see anon, it was all planned perfectly to lead to this. Yemen is gone, Syria is gone, Iraq is a shithole, Iran is still standing but last time I checked news there, they already have terrorist attacks so maybe they too will have a coup.

>>512352751

>>512353003
>>512353013
>>512353037
>>512353065
It's carbonated juice you insecure poofters.

>>512353359
This actually angers me.

>>512353529
Trvke

>>512353529
>Pipeline Punch
sucking that punch out of the pipe, eh faggot?

>>512353532
Anon that is the way things are, we're propped up by housing at this point. The government rakes in MORE money the more houses prices increase due to rates being higher tied to hte value of the house and stamp duty.

>>512352730
I FUCKING HATE YOUTUBE I FUCKING HATE YOUTUBE I FUCKING HATE YOUTUBE JUST DELETES MY POSTS AND HIDES MY POSTS SO I CAN ONLY SEE THEM
THE INTERNET IS JUST BOTS GLOWIES AND FUCKING REEEEEEEEETARDS NOW
FUCK YOU ALL

>>512352751
haven't seen Heroin Harry here for months

>>512352751
too far away cunt
>>512352954
>woman 56
>dropped her daughter at preschool care
er, wait, what.
she should be a grandma at that age not still a mum with one in preschool

>>512353700
Don't start that shit again cunt.
You milked that for every pun a d fedpost possible.
Fucking 'Heroin Harry'

REMINDER

>>512353786
Can't keep her eggs down anon!

>>512353308

>>512353904
>Sydney
Good.

>>512333436
oh no no no… the irish & the scots are legit gonna boogaloo

fuck me dead, cunt, the cunts in charge are crazy

>>512324665 (OP)
早上好朋友

>>512354092
>>512354092
Don't EVER post that SHIT again you fucking hear me cunt!?!?!?!?!

Fuck yeah

Drinking Jim Bean double serve right now. Feels good man.

>Woolworths, Coles and McDonald’s say they will not import US beef
lol
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/no-plans-aussie-supermarkets-fastfood-giants-reject-us-beef/news-story/3cd4cab42a5b19a7c4627c685f954a35?amp

>>512354945
Don't shop at Coles, they're Palantir cocksuckers

Fuck is this gronks problem?
>call no confidence
>have election
>no one gets in
>incumbent takes over (as is constitution)
>whiney cunt calls another no confidence
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-06/fresh-no-confidence-motion-to-be-moved-in-rockliff-government/105620106

Am I missing something. Is the cunt stupid and tone deaf? Is someone from his party going to tell him
>m8, we didn't win.Get over it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HanL52rIJNU

>>512354945
Our farmers sell all their best shit overseas and give us the absolute worst shit they can.
Businesses like woolies know this and instead of caring about their bottom dollar by importing cheaper and likely higher quality meat for us at a healthy profit for themselves they tell us to get fucked.
The only conclusion to make is that they hate us more than they love money.

>>512354945
Do Americans add weird shit to their steaks like they do with their chocolate?

What do you think on Trump threatening 100% tariffs on India for supporting Russia's invasion? Will this lead to more jeets coming to Australia?

>>512355180
Not the case any more but I've seen yank tourists say our maccas and KFC is way better over here if that means anything

if you cum in all three holes in a row you can control her mind

>>512355220
best kfc i ever had was in costa rica

>>512354945
>>512355141
>>512355086
All I know is ON Whey gives me rancid protein farts but whey from Australian farms/cows I don't get protein farts

>>512355086
most of the bacon/deli ham at woolies is imported
>20% australian ingredients (water)

>>512355141
mainly hormones/grain
US beef was banned due to cattle eating the lips and assholes of other cows ground up into their feed and getting prion disease

>>512355463
You probably should get diarhea when eating lots of protein. I remember when i used to have steak for dinner, sardines for lunch and chicken/twiggy kabana for breakfast, I was having some pretty loose stools if not straight out liquid. I was surprised I was shitting every day with the amount of meat I was eating.

>>512355463
Aye, I've noticed that too. Bulknutrients powder is good quality.

>>512342877
i can assure you, not only is it possible, they most certainly do it. You would be very surprised what the waste pipes & effluent of a property can reveal.

> t. plumber

>>512355547
Are you cunts able to tell which vtuber I lost gallons of semen to?

international student here. please send me back. I hate it here.

>>512355642
Yes.

>>512355677
From where did you father spurt you out from

notice how they'll seethe about those schoolboys ranking the sluts in their year from most to least likely to get an std but they won't say that the cunts are wrong

>>512353313
>DO NOT INCREASE THE FOREIGN STUDENT CAP.
They will, the pajeet flood will probably last till the end of the decade.

>>512354945
It probably doesn't have boaver in it and coles and woolworths love poisoning their food.

>>512356514
>he thinks the flood will stop
anon I..............

>>512355253
>if you cum in all three holes in a row you can control her mind
is this real?

FREE FREE FREE PALESTEIN

>>512356792
Do u walk around town with one of those gay cunt activist shirt?

>>512356864
Proudly

how long ago did coles and woolies move the pork meat section well away from the other meat? only just realised the other day.

>>512356906
What are the demographics of your suburb?

>>512356979
last census was 96% aussie/english

>>512356979
>>512357011
Lucky, mine is 99 percent pajeet and afghan.

what is the biggest (You) or anyone (You) know has won on any lottery game ?

>>512357270
I wont $20 once from a 2 dollar scratch off. And 10 bucks or so from tattslotto.

im home bitches. why havent you saved australia from albo or endless immo yet. Also, where's the payback for all the covid vax bs i put up with? i cant sort out everything me self you know

>>512357300
You don't do shit.

>>512357075
I doubt it is 96% now
my street is still 100% though
i bought here because it was cheap and although prices have doubled in the last 10 years no cunt really sells because even with a 600k sale you are looking at almost double that in the nicer suburbs

>>512334149
Saaaaaaaaaaaaar you must be cognizance!

>>512343149
Infinity streetshitters, you voted for it.

>>512357380
Das right, I keep getting pajeet mail from previous occupants. One was a debt letter from ATO, another debt letter for child support.

I should open up more of these letters, it's like an insight to how a pajeet operates.

>>512356631
it'll stop once this shithole is reduced to the same standard of living as jeetland

>>512346956
Fucking disgusting but expected. Imagine being killed by some useless subhuman sandnigger. Fuck this gay nation.

>>512357527
M8 see >>512353953

>>512356792
Go immolate yourself then, shitskin.

>>512353400

>>512353039
You've got to be shitting me

>>512357342
it's not my job. i keep doing nothing to improve the cuntry and it keeps getting worse. when are you guys gunna get your shit together?

>>512357470
>you voted for it.

>>512357725
Well its not my job either. I'm a fence sitter!

>>512357270
Won $160 on Powerball once, worked with a guy whose best friends mum won $20 mill on one of the lottos (some "best" friend if his mate still has to wagie)

So how about those frigates huh

>>512357932
look if you're fully abled you should be saving the cuntry for me.

>>512358044
HMAS ARMADILDO?

>>512357270
I felt like I won the lottery when a family of sudos moved in next door.

>>512358003
did the best friend get anything?

>>512358110
I am not fully abled, I have back pain from waging, also I lack those abilities.

>>512353313
Don't forget the house owning part of the electorate that will do anything to keep prices up.

>>512357553
i'm talking the whole continent
of course capital cities are shit now
and because of that they'll seep out even faster and slowly erode the inland with their filth

>>512358195
So bogan methhead junkies in rural areas is better?

>>512358166
back pain, you need hydration, traction machine + physio exercises, most back surgery doesnt work. i'll give you six months to sort yourself out then you have to save the cuntry

>>512358166
>back pain from waging
Serves you right

TEHDYDHE

>might go and run for parliament while being balls deep in young boi pucci later, idk.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-06/gareth-ward-lawyers-argue-expulsion/105619816

>>512358240
yes
they're less filthy than jeets by a lot

>>512358116
HHAHA FUNNY JEWISH SEXUAL DEVIANT HUMOUR!

armadildo
a dildo that is giant, it straps to your arm and is more brutal than fisting a chick.
That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.
by malibu biff August 15, 2008

armadildo
A lesbian extremist who finds compensation in the destruction of men's naughty bits.
Dude, that armadildo found compensation in the destruction of my naughty bits!
by What-What June 21, 2008

Armadildo
When a male puts his whole arm into a female genitalia.
Damn! This dude gave Courtney an armadildo!
by steammustachio August 14, 2019

>>512358251
Nah I'd rather abandon this place and let the JEETs have it, Gotta do what the boomers do and have a "FUCK YOU I GOT MINE" mentality to survive this shit. What did Australia ever do for me? Why should I Save this place? I hate this cuntry LMAO! Even fellow whites here are dog shit compared to euro ones or even ones from America.

>>512358322
well you learn something new every day
>>512357966

>>512358126
Dunno he never said, you'd think he'd at least get a new phone out of it.

>>512358324
listen here. i didnt choose to be born in a cuntry full of good for nuthins that wont even save the place for me, now fix your back in 6 months then get to work. the fun is in the journey.

>>512358324
well you have been conquered
I do not blame you though
it is classic divide and conquer on steroids

we are being divided
economically
culturally
racially
and religiously

>>512358523
at least a car imo
>>512358664
+ generation-ly

>>512358685
i forgot politically also

>>512358664
You have as well, I'm in my 30's anon, all that life has taught me is that fellow whites here will turn on you if it benefits themselves. Look at the covid lockdowns, look at the useful whites that pushed and pushed for multiculturism, the whites pushing leftism in schools to kids. Fuck it.

late night skateboarding hits different

>>512358785
>You have as well
not mentally, not yet.
although it has been very a trying decade

he's so fucking lame, holy fuck. i am think it might end up killing me
why do the mods allow this?

>just did aa skateboard
DIE DIE DIE PLEASE. JUST FUCKING DIE OF TULPA AIDS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CAUGHT FROM /X/

>>512358843
Not to mention these new digital ID laws, the fucking attacking of masculinity. As another anon said in a thread not so long ago, Australia is an economic zone, and we are the economic animals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeQ3OXEk0P4

T

>just smelt a girl on my skateboard, brown bread, super coolguy
ugh...i....i...can't do it...anymore
i can't feeel m

>>512358402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OObV5DTf3Uc
My name is Anon and I have autism and aids because I'm a retarded faggot.
VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD, YAY!

>>512358685
With that kind of stupid money, a Brabham for each of the boys

>>512354945
Nocunt wants Seppo shitmeat.
Even Seppo MickyDs imports Straya Angus - well, the arseholes minced up anyway - as it's better than their localshit and still cheaper after shipping.
>Trump had all the seppo cowboys crying coz nobody buys their shitmeat.
Part of the problem is they sneak in even shittier Mexican cows undocumented and without health checks into seppo meatworks.
>Keks that Donny should build a Wall to keep spic mysterymeat out

>>512359162
>Gets instantly destroyed on aussie roads because roads are shit quality and full of potholes/

Anon I....

>>512358937
So what if it's an economic zone? That's the realpolitik for this place. There isn't the manpower to tax neighbouring countries or the regional stability to do it long enough to matter long term.

>>512359195
That's on you for taking a track car onto bitty roads

>>512359256
Economic zone means infiinty jeets. Also tards like below

>A teenage boy has died in hospital after accidentally shooting himself while playing with a homemade gun at a Seaford property last week.

>>512359162
>>512359195
>gets taxed to hell upon purchase
>fined as soon as the engine starts because you didn't have the correct license and it was somehow modified with illegal parts without your knowledge.

>>512358324
My thoughts exactly, everyday is an insult living here, the illusion of freedom, the scam of house ownership, Im ready to give up on the west, Id give the US a go but that seems to e dying as well.
>Move to SEA and watch it burn down from afar, jungle gook on my dick and a cheap beer in my hand

>>512355028
Thats the beauty, nocunt wins.
Lib&Lab are both in minority with a clusterfuck crossbench of Greentards and Randos, so neither cunt can get 51%.
The fucked Tazzy vooting system makes it easier to do, but this is the aus/pol/ VootEVERYcunt plan coming to fruition.
Fill the crossbench with so many Randos and Tards so it all collapses.

>>512359341
That seems like a SA issue.

>>512359356
>Move to SEA and watch it burn down from afar, jungle gook on my dick and a cheap beer in my hand

It's the only way now, U.S is cheaper to live and they do have actual freedoms but they are getting JEETed as well.

>>512359370
we are the worst country on earth for car fun in relation to law enforcement

>>512352751
Meet me at 9 Langura St, Noosa Heads bruh

>>512359429
>law enforcement
laws*

>>512359341
>and it was somehow modified with illegal parts
kek
you think police these days know whats legal and what is not on a car

if you are not doing anything obviously wrong on the road and their little computer doesn't flag your plates they are not even giving you a second look.

>>512359429
>>512359478
Maybe for modifying things yes, but that only really is an issue with ricers anyway, if you have the money to buy a lambo which runs circles around a beefed up ricer then nobody cares.

>>512359358
>Thats the beauty, nocunt wins.
>Lib&Lab are both in minority with a clusterfuck crossbench of Greentards and Randos, so neither cunt can get 51%.
That's literally the scenario right now AFTER the election. Why go for round 2? At this point it just looks like he's salty because he didn't win.
Literally the only reason Rockliffe is back in (for what it's worth with no majority and no balance of power with randos) is that he's incumbent.

>>512359500
>you think police these days know whats legal and what is not on a car
they still seem to be defecting a lot over nothingburgers

>>512359370
Guarantee it'll eventually spread across the country as other state and territory governments pick up on it. Same as the machete ban in Victoria, the retarded faggotry around e-scooters and bikes in Queensland, etc.
>>512359429
We are the worst country on Earth for fun period.
>>512359500
See >>512359551

>>512359522
>ricers
that term comes from rice burner/rice rocket meaning jap car
modified cars are a cool hobby Cindy its just ruined by excessive laws

>>512359598
Nobody does it anymore anyway anon, the only people I see doing this are arabs or jeets.

>>512359544
Because they are so trapped in the Lib-Lab duopoly mindset like its still Menzies-v-Whitlam, so they have no Plan B except constant rotating elections and party restackings hoping to fluke a 50.1% 'victory'.
Even the GayEC still trys to make vooting counts into 2PP as they both drop below 30% each and the Idgaf voot climbs to over 40%.
Whereas with further fuckedup cycles, its more likely even more normies will get sick of their shit and splinter towards vooting for Randos.
>Even Shooters&Rooters got a pro-gunz cunt vooted in this time to fuck PortArfur and get gunz back

>>512359669
>Nobody does it anymore anyway anon,
yeah they do
>the only people I see doing this are arabs or jeets.
more likely arabs and asians.
modifying cars was a part of australian kulcha before they turned up

>>512359767
*Cultcha and that was only with falcodores and the odd r33 skyline. Both of which is overpriced as fuck now so no youngsters can afford them, well if they even get a license at all these days, many zoomers do not and are scared to drive.

im straight up just doing sidequests at this point

>>512359830
stfu retard im talking about the 60's and even earlier
you dont know what youre talking about you know nothing about DA KULCHA you slut

>>512359429
Yeah, its NSSH here, even compared to poofter Eurocunts.
In Euro cunts can road-ride quadbikes and SxSs just like motorbikes, even on the autobahns.
They also burn down and spraypaint all fixed speed cameras.
Nofucksgiven.

>>512359914
>60's or even earlier
I'm not that old and probably neither are you anon, and also why are you bringing up that timeline you dumb faggot when you were complaining about the modern day.

>>512359992
yeah a lot of their modification regulations are more relaxed than ours too
>>512360013
BECAUSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HISTORY WHICH YOU STARTED
FUCKWIT
muh """beefed up ricer""" you sound like a literal woman stop talking about shit you dont know about to defend ZOG regulations
FAGGOT

>mfw I see a wog that commits a hundred sins a day wearing a gaudy gold cross necklace

Why none of you pussies go punch those collective shout hags?

>>512360103
There are no ZOG regulations. You're complaining about some gay bullshit that doesn't exist. MUH CARBURATED RUST BUCKETS MUH FALCODORE CULTCHA!

>>512360126
Lebs too and jeets do it as well, dey love dat der gold.

>>512360178
YOU'RE NOT WHITE OR MALE

>>512360168
mate, they wont even punch the faggot pedo on a skateboard that plagues every aus/pol/ thread for years
they have Bradley's fucking full address. Bradley is still alive and well, bleeding from his aris and pretending he is a botanist.
aus/pol/ will NEVER fight back against anything. ever.

>>512360202
And you can't afford even an XB falcon. So Stfu.

>>512360295
>rook how i whii and manry i sound i search car name !!
stop talking about shit you dont know about to defend ZOG regulations thanks slut

>>512360388
And what do you know?

>>512360295
when i purchased my first car XB/XC's were a dime a dozen (fucking american-ism) and i did not like there shape/interior and wanted something more modern so i got an XF
hahahahahaha fuck

>>512360446
>wants to slap fight
no thanks
already exposed you as not white or male

>>512360277
>pedo
Is it a real pedo, or just yet another "pedo" who makes retards seethe about him fucking some horny teen?

>>512360449
So it goes. FGX falcons now cost more than what they sold for brand new now if you want a v8 model, might as well buy a mustang at the prices these fuckers are asking.

Applied for a job yesterday. No response yet.
Waiting sucks so bad.

>>512360523
>Knows nothing.
Okay mr P Plater. P is for poofter.

>>512360542
oh i know
i fucked up there too

>>512360529
pretty sure he is a real pedo
had a big rant about fucking toddlers when he went overseas on holiday
he is always calling himself a 'pedochad' or whatever the fuck

>>512360568
>me so fuhnni me soun so manry on internet
kys

>>512360202
I'M A WHITE WHALE!

>>512360572
As we all did, I was thinking of getting a VZ v8 a while ago, seems to be a cheaper option these days.

>>512360648
>I was thinking of getting a VZ v8 a while ago
you just spent the last 15 minutes shitting on stuff like this
kys

>>512360698
No I didn't. I was shitting on old fucking rust buckets with carburators from the 60's.

>>512360736
no you were shitting on "falcodores" and pretending there are no bullshit regulations
kys

>>512360736
>I was shitting on old fucking rust buckets with carburators from the 60's.
you have no idea what you are talking about if you are shitting on that

>>512360812
I said that back in my day people were modifying them, and if you were old enough to comprehend that time you would know I was reffering to the v6 and inline 6 models of those cars and not the v8 models, which were for good reason deemed not appropriate to give to P platers such as yourself. It means lots of them are not clapped out shitboxes.

>>512349988
got it in one, impressive.
>>512360900
retard it was power to weight around the time you're LARPing to know
you could have some 8's and even turbos
kys

>>512361006
Fucking lol. In VICTORIA of all places they did the power to ratio thing in 2014. The ban on P platers driving v8's started in 2005.

>>512361102
no mid 00's in vic and nsw
when people would have had r33s
you said r33s

>>512361006
>>512361102
Also MUH REGULATIONS but also MUH LACK OF REGULATIONS

Fucking cognitive dissonance.

>>512361179
im not saying they are good im telling you when they when one regulation was put in place for p platers
retard

It's a shame Hyundai didn't continue the Tiburon in Australia. They're available to year 2016 overseas with 2l 4cyl turbo 275hp or 3.8l v6 350 hp

>>512361027
>>512361027
>>512361027

>>512361172
Your average r33 was not a fast car anon. 0-100 was like 6.5 seconds on those, something a 2004 bmw 5 series with a 3 litre engine could do.

>>512361244
How about no?

>>512361247
>moving the goalposts this hard
I accept your concession R E T A R D

who's baking?

why the fuck is our government run by drooling fuckwits?
how the bloody fuck is constant surveillance and proof of age going to help protect children from the internet?

>>512361278
I'm not, I said people modified em, which they did by adding turbos, which were illegal at the time. Heaps of victorian HWP pulled these over. What is your point?

>>512361333
It's to protect the elite from revolution.

>>512361333
checked and kek
how the fuck was masks and social distancing and the vaxx supposed to protect grandma??
same shit, they will keep dipping now they got away with covid
becasue no one will do shit

>>512361247
would smoke them off the line (until i changed into 3rd gear) in a stock EBII S XR6

>>512361355
and they still do.
youre the one that brought up p plate laws because its the only type of law you know in regards to cars

>>512361408
they did change the power to weight ration thing in 2014 but im not sure if that was just all of australia coming to line in each state.

>>512361408
>they still do
Fucking where? I haven't seen a skyline since the 2010's. Even falcons and commos are rare as fuck outside of rural areas.

>>512361455
It was first introduced in Victoria, then other states i think followed. Either way it means nothing today because every car on the road is some Inline 4 shitbox.

>>512361457
>Fucking where?
all over the country
if you had any interst in cars you would know by watching car stuff or talking to people outside
stop talking about shit you dont know about to defend ZOG regulations

Should round up a couple of thousand abos and march them into pine gap
always was always will be and all that

>>512361514
What zog regulations? I ask again. I have a my full license, a truck license, boat and jet ski license and forklift license. I am not restricted to any engine size or how fast a car can go. Certain models of Teslas can reach 100km/h in 3 seconds and those aren't banned. WTF are you complaining about?

>>512361589
shit like needing a certificate for certain modifications and other tedious things they can pull you up on

>>512361243
I want a Hyundai IONIQ 5 N

>>512333920
Most Government jobs ads are fake they already have someone selected especially if its a Jeet department they just want to give Stacy in HR something to do I guess. Inb4 unqualified. I have no problem with private sector jobs its just Government ones seem to waste my time especially with bullshit cover letters.

>>512361682
It's redundant today, you can buy stock cars that will run circles around any old modified car these days.

The only modifications I've seen being picked on are ones 4x4 drivers put on their vehicles like beaded tires or lifting their patrols or landcruisers so high they scrape the roof of underground carparks.

>>512361748
>It's redundant today
no its not and im not just referring to performance mods
>muh ev does 0-60 in
idgaf

>>512361731
I've only had 1 government job anon and it was the shittiest job I ever had, public sector is outdated tech and procedures which make little sense. Pay is also dog shit.

>>512361792
And what laws are affecting you personally?

>>512361731
Imagine instead of blackface you do pooface? Like, you go to the sephora shop and get the roastie whore to coat you in a cardboard brown so you can at least pass as a high caste and go into a job interview with an Apu lite accent and have a headset on the whole time speaking jibberish while wating for the interview and tell the roastie due to hardships and racism, your papers got lost in the mail. Boom, get the job and pretend you send your pay packet to remittance but instead flash the money around the strippers and trick one of them to fuck you under pretense that you're going to pay them and make for the runner to end all runners

>>512361819

>>512361879
Nah tell me what you want to do and what laws stop you from doing it.

>>512352652
The punch is fucking amazing I don't care how gay the can is

>>512361819
oh dear...

>>512362001
This one is also alright, I've had some of the American ones as well like C4 which are okay.

muh energy drinks
pre workouts prior to 2012 were awesome though
2 scoops and away you go

You cunts are gay. The best monster energy is aussie lemonade. It somehow mogs every other lemon flavored drink on the market.

>>512362222
You can only find that in chink supermarkets. I think that one is japanese too.

>>512362262
What state you in? They sell it everywhere in qld

>>512362289
Vic, I also saw it a lot when I was in Japan, its pretty good but the cans are always small.

>>512362222
checked

>>512362327
If 500ml of a energy softdrink is small for you, you're going to be diabetic before you turn 30

>>512362451
I'm older than 30 anon. I'm 31 or 32, I cant remember anymore, birthdays seem to blur after 30.

>>512362451
also that can you posted is not 500ml, I think its 250ml. Normal energy drink can is 500ml.

>>512362451
fr, i used to smash them after skate seshes for months until i got my blood tested and they said i had prediabetes

>>512362360
Mango is fucking noice. The sugar free version blows though

>>512361244
Fuck me.
You're such a try-hard it's embarrassing.

>ooooooh look at me skateboard sesh smash fr fr
FUCKING KILLLLL LYOURSEEEEELLLVVEEEE

>>512362677
totally, sugar substitutes are fucking disgusting

>>512362679
what
>>512362728
prediabetes is no joke

>>512362222
>Aussie Lemonade
It's called Solo

>he doesn't realize that he's the fucking joke.

>>512362679
the resemblance to the skatepark pedo is striking
if he was wearing his gay surfer watch i would have mistaken it entirely

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>>512363424
>1 post by this failure of a faggot id

>>512363374
skatepark pedo will throw a fit and start spamming threads like always

>>512363460
it's skatepark pedo