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Anonymous (ID: fjEkH46k) United Kingdom No.512331269 >>512331512
brit/pol - Traveller Edition
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crkzxexpddro
>Pikey horse fair tradition must be kept alive

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0j9zn553q4o
>Rwanda will take 250 migrants from America

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14973609/Small-boat-migrants-lodge-human-rights-claims-DODGE-removal-France-Labours-new-scheme.html
>A new loophole to avoid being deported

https://news.sky.com/story/delay-biometric-visa-checks-for-80-gaza-students-dozens-of-mps-urge-uk-government-13407459
>Delay biometric visa checks for 80 Gaza students

https://www.itv.com/news/2025-08-05/pm-announces-88-million-for-youth-services-to-tackle-isolation-in-children
>PM announces £88 million for youth services

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/tourist-uk-drown-daughter-in-law-florida-b2802516.html
>British tourist arrested and accused of trying to drown daughter-in-law

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/rat-infestation-mapped-councils-worst-areas-b2802239.html
>Worst areas for rat infestations in the UK

https://www.mylondon.news/news/north-london-news/rat-infested-mouldy-north-london-32196088
>Rat infested and mouldy North London council home branded 'uninhabitable for humans'
Anonymous (ID: g2/Qa3AP) United Kingdom No.512331387
rBlocko is a paki rapist
Anonymous (ID: HMwYTY58) United Kingdom No.512331397 >>512331430
bogus bogdan samefagging again after getting done by jocklad
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512331423 >>512331462
Heavy Goods Vehicle (HGV) tyres are a critical component in the safe and efficient operation of commercial transport vehicles. They serve the fundamental purpose of supporting vehicle load, providing traction, absorbing road surface irregularities, and contributing to braking efficiency under various environmental and operational conditions. HGV tyres are typically categorized by size, ply rating, tread pattern, and load index, with specifications determined according to the gross vehicle weight (GVW), axle configuration, and intended operational environment of the vehicle.
Anonymous (ID: g2/Qa3AP) United Kingdom No.512331430
>>512331397
This you?
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512331462
>>512331423
Standard HGV tyre diameters range from 17.5 inches to 24 inches, with load capacities that correspond to axle ratings commonly found on rigid trucks, tractor units, and trailers. Tyre construction is predominantly radial, featuring steel belts to enhance durability and load distribution. Tread patterns vary between steering, drive, and trailer positions, with ribbed patterns favored for steering axles to optimize directional stability, block patterns for drive axles to improve traction, and low‑rolling‑resistance designs for trailer axles to maximize fuel economy. In certain regional or off‑road applications, mixed‑service or lug‑type tread patterns are employed to manage higher abrasion or uneven terrain conditions.

Regulatory requirements stipulate minimum tread depths, often 1 mm across three‑quarters of the width in secondary positions and 1.6 mm for steering axles in the UK, though these figures vary by jurisdiction. Tyre pressures must be maintained in strict alignment with manufacturer recommendations to ensure load compliance and mitigate the risk of uneven wear or catastrophic failure. Fleet managers frequently implement tyre rotation schedules and periodic inspections to monitor for cuts, bulges, or foreign object penetration. Tyre wear is influenced by variables including load distribution, alignment accuracy, braking behavior, and road surface conditions.

Retreading is widely used in the HGV sector to extend tyre life, with casings subjected to inspection, buffing, and application of new tread material under controlled curing processes. Seasonal considerations, such as winter tyre use in colder climates or the application of snow chains where mandated, further illustrate the functional variability of HGV tyres. Overall, HGV tyre management constitutes a routine but essential aspect of commercial vehicle operation, contributing to cost efficiency, regulatory compliance, and overall transport reliability.
Elmer !!xuW2b4B5S3D (ID: W4Dc9wgv) United Kingdom No.512331512
>>512331269 (OP)
> I could wash her
Anonymous (ID: /UD2wcPR) United Kingdom No.512331586 >>512331670 >>512332051
>>512331429
I do this too
>Buyded
>Eated it
>Driveded
It's normal cutesy shit that annoys the fuck out of tweenage kids.
Argentine monkey doesn't interact with anyone outside 4chan so don't expect him to understand.
Anonymous (ID: g2ifeK8w) United Kingdom No.512331588
what happened to drill music
Anonymous (ID: g2/Qa3AP) United Kingdom No.512331670
>>512331586
You're a virgin though.
You don't even have sex, much less children.
Anonymous (ID: 8i6iDcbg) United Kingdom No.512331763
Imagine unironically larping as having 'kids' while arguing with online fictional enemies on britpol at midnight lmao.
Anonymous (ID: LVBgZwcV) United Kingdom No.512331810
Picked this one up the other day. 1960s by Peter Nelson and Robert Holmes for Conelight.
Made in England.
75 years old. Just needs a wipe. I'll get £150 for it. Bought for £30.
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512331827 >>512331860
Eco‑driving in the United Kingdom refers to a series of driving practices and vehicle operation techniques designed to reduce fuel consumption, limit wear on mechanical components, and minimize greenhouse gas emissions in accordance with national and international environmental objectives. It is applicable to private motorists, fleet operators, and commercial vehicle drivers, including those managing heavy goods vehicles (HGVs), light goods vehicles (LGVs), and passenger cars.

The foundational principle of eco‑driving is the optimization of energy efficiency through moderate and anticipatory driving behavior. Core practices include gradual acceleration, maintenance of steady cruising speeds, early upshifting in manual transmissions, and minimizing unnecessary engine idling. The Department for Transport (DfT) and the Energy Saving Trust in the UK provide guidance that aligns with European eco‑driving standards, emphasizing speed regulation, anticipatory braking to avoid abrupt deceleration, and appropriate use of engine braking where feasible.

Fuel management is central to eco‑driving. Regular vehicle maintenance, such as ensuring correct tyre pressure, timely oil changes, and air filter replacements, contributes to the reduction of rolling resistance and optimal engine performance. Aerodynamic drag is addressed through removal of non‑essential roof racks and by maintaining closed windows at higher speeds to reduce turbulence. For commercial operators, load distribution and avoidance of overloading are additionally significant in maintaining fuel‑efficient operation.

Eco‑driving also incorporates trip planning. Consolidating journeys, selecting off‑peak travel times to minimize congestion, and using navigation tools to avoid frequent stop‑start traffic can result in lower fuel consumption and reduced emissions.
Anonymous (ID: S7c6JbZF) United Kingdom No.512331828 >>512331902
>>512331700
https://files.catbox.moe/ihbbbg.mp4
Anonymous (ID: W0FCeMgS) United Kingdom No.512331832 >>512334226
>One such tactic would aim at gradually making these boards less interesting for their users.
>One way to achieve this would be to regularly post content that looks genuine (using the right language, imagery, etc.) yet is meaningless – this would dilute the message of these boards and make their threads uninteresting, thereby reducing their attractiveness and sense of community.
>Recent developments in artificial intelligence enabling researchers to automatically generate credible extremist sentences make such a tactic cheap and easy to implement.
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512331860
>>512331827
Emerging telematics solutions used by UK fleets allow drivers and managers to monitor idling times, harsh acceleration events, and average fuel efficiency, supporting structured eco‑driving training programs.

Overall, eco‑driving in the UK represents an incremental yet practical approach to lowering operational costs, extending vehicle longevity, and supporting statutory environmental commitments, while remaining a routine and predictable aspect of responsible vehicle operation.
Anonymous (ID: S7c6JbZF) United Kingdom No.512331902 >>512331977
>>512331828
Jew's religious program is to destroy "amalek" and "edom" which they define as western christian white civilization.

They also believe from the old testament that the story of jacob stealing the birth right of esau is a parable that instructs jews to steal the birth right of europeans, which they downstream from that interpret as a command from god to give the land of white westerners to foreigners by promoting immigration.
Anonymous (ID: LVBgZwcV) United Kingdom No.512331938 >>512331980
Got this for £20. Architects lamp. Made in England. About 90yo. Paid £20. Will sell for £100.
Anonymous (ID: S7c6JbZF) United Kingdom No.512331977
>>512331902
Jewish Rabbis talk about their plan of “cultural genocide” against Europe and America. They engineered the migrant crisis.
https://files.catbox.moe/wtzd46.mp4

Jewish NGO Immigration
https://files.catbox.moe/s82buw.jpg

Here's a video of a rabbi admitting that many NGO and refugee organizations are ran by jews
https://files.catbox.moe/40kkb2.mp4

Who created the conditions for low birthrates in the West?
https://files.catbox.moe/vv60xo.mp4
Anonymous (ID: g2/Qa3AP) United Kingdom No.512331980 >>512332391
>>512331938
No one cares, not your personal blog, british politics, go tell your kids. 50yo loser.
Anonymous (ID: LVBgZwcV) United Kingdom No.512332051 >>512332125 >>512332459
>>512331586
I mostly use
>sended
After they ask for money
>Donded
When they need some kind of help
Sometimes
>Love you
Something he will never know.
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512332125 >>512333197
>>512332051
>Something he will never know.
Didn't you get dumped by all your girlfriends and your teenage son is gay or something? KEK
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512332151
Puns are the most frequently encountered format. Examples include wordplay involving lorries, trailers, or load types, such as “Why do HGVs make bad comedians? Because their timing is always articulated,” or “What do you call a lorry carrying crisps? A snack truck.” While these jokes provide mild amusement within professional circles, their comedic impact is generally considered limited and context‑dependent.

Observational humor typically references the day‑to‑day realities of HGV operation, including lengthy driving hours, congested motorways, and mandatory rest breaks. A commonly cited form involves noting the experience of queueing on the M25 or encountering variable speed limits, e.g., “You know you’re an HGV driver when you’ve spent more quality time parked on the M1 than in your own living room.” This humor relies on recognition rather than wit.

Situational jokes sometimes involve fictional anecdotes about loading bays, weighbridges, or roadside inspections. One example is the narrative where a driver arrives at a distribution center only to be told the paperwork is incomplete, necessitating a three‑hour wait. The humor derives from repetition of real‑life inconveniences rather than comedic escalation.

Knock‑knock or short‑form jokes exist but are infrequent. A representative sample might be:
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Lorry.”
“Lorry who?”
“Lorry you glad I didn’t say forklift?”

Overall, UK HGV jokes can be described as mild, occupationally specific, and primarily circulated in a self‑referential manner. Their primary function appears to be the maintenance of morale during otherwise routine transport operations rather than generating significant comedic impact
Cauldron (ID: MuaApar5) United Kingdom No.512332182 >>512332208 >>512332445 >>512332536 >>512332916
Doing some rice if anyone wants some
need to get my fucking shit together
thought i'd had a quiet drink last night but i went mental when i was blacked out and broke the clothes dryer and was being really insulting and nasty
don't remember it at all, can't keep doing shit like this it's not fair
Anonymous (ID: YndizuDx) United Kingdom No.512332208 >>512332442
>>512332182
Drink moar
Anonymous (ID: YndizuDx) United Kingdom No.512332268
Oh I forgot.
Jockwog is a legit domestic abuser.
KEK
Anonymous (ID: LVBgZwcV) United Kingdom No.512332391 >>512332524
>>512331980
I'm going to bet my dick still gets harder than yours you soft shite.
I was here LONG before you.
I'm going to bet the fact I've got 3 children, a house, a self made career and a fuck load of money negates your 'loser' description.
How's your life going lad?
Just here for the daily spacker fight? Frightened by a bit of culture and success?
Maybe try Snapchat if you're not happy here you ne'er done well cunt.
Anonymous (ID: g2ifeK8w) United Kingdom No.512332409
saving money by only eating porridge
Cauldron (ID: MuaApar5) United Kingdom No.512332442
>>512332208
yeah maybe it's like 'the girl on the train' where i think it's me but i'm just being gaslit and i'm secretly the hero all along
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512332445
>>512332182
Along the M6 where lorries crawl,
Past Birmingham’s endless concrete sprawl,
A driver sighs in the slow‑lane queue,
Fifteen hours logged, with a few left due.

The tacho ticks with its steady hand,
A digital judge across the land,
Warning of breaks and violations near,
While the night shift hums in the cab so clear.

At motorway services, a weary park,
Under sodium lamps, the lot is dark.
A bolt lies waiting, sharp and sly,
A psycho’s gift for the next passer‑by.

Tyre hisses soft in the damp night air,
As I wonder which driver left it there.
The spare is fitted with patient grace,
A roadside ritual in a lonely place.

Eddie Stobart’s colors pass me by,
Green and white under the Midlands sky.
The work is long, the reward is slight,
Fifteen‑hour shifts bleed into the night.

A flask of tea, a service‑station pie,
The soundtrack hum of lorries rolling by.
Another night out in the cab I keep,
A metal hotel where I try to sleep.

From Penrith north to Dover’s gate,
The same old schedules, the same old freight.
Eco‑driving dreams and deadlines tight,
Chasing the dawn with the dashboard light.

Yet still I drive, as I always will,
Through rain‑slick roads and misted hill.
For though the M6 makes my patience bend,
The road’s my foe, my bed, my friend.
Anonymous (ID: /UD2wcPR) United Kingdom No.512332459 >>512333457
>>512332051
My kids think I have a list of all the things I buy them so they can pay me back when they get their first jobs. Kek
Anonymous (ID: YndizuDx) United Kingdom No.512332524 >>512333502
>>512332391
You're a bald lonely old divorced man with a domestic abuse conviction also on government benefits, your children are all dysgenic fucks and you're shitposting offtopic shite on a politics forum.
How's that success?
Kek
Anonymous (ID: 51CpHlpA) United Kingdom No.512332536
>>512332182
Sounds like you have a serious drinking problem just like anons have been telling you every day for years and years
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512332737
At dawn I rolled to the warehouse gate,
A lorry of crisps, twelve pallets in freight.
The floor manager waved with a knowing grin,
I reversed to the bay and slowly edged in.

The shutter rose, and the work began,
Each pallet of crisps by my weary hand.
A pump truck creaked on the cold concrete,
Ninety long minutes on aching feet.

I stacked them neatly, one by one,
Rows of salted and cheese & onion done.
I wiped my brow, my back was sore,
Thinking of rest stops and miles more.

Then he appeared, clipboard in hand,
The floor manager, smug as the day was bland.
With a little laugh and a shrug so light,
He said, “Half of this load isn’t right.”

My heart sank deep, my blood ran cold,
Half the crisps must be re‑controlled.
Back in the trailer they now must go,
Like a crisp‑flavored punishment show.

I raged inside but I bit my lip,
Shoved pallets hard with a sudden grip.
A 90‑minute job undone in ten,
Dreaming of slapping that man there and then.

But rules and logs and tacho time,
Keep my fury within the line.
The M6 waits and the day crawls on,
Fifteen hours till this shift is done.

And as I left that Midlands bay,
I thought of crisps in their endless way.
A lorryman’s life is a quiet grind,
With pallets and paperwork intertwined.
Anonymous (ID: HMwYTY58) United Kingdom No.512332916 >>512333100
>>512332182
she made it up to manipulate you, the only solution is to suplex her every morning
Anonymous (ID: r5EpZRM4) United Kingdom No.512332927 >>512333453
corrr
Cauldron (ID: MuaApar5) United Kingdom No.512333054 >>512333158
Could do some sadboy reflective feels posting, but it's just vanity, i don't feel sad or contrite
i just know i should feel that way, in reality i'm indifferent
maybe tism
Anonymous (ID: /UD2wcPR) United Kingdom No.512333100
>>512332916
Kiniku buster.
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512333158 >>512333200
>>512333054
From the A14 I climb to the M1 north,
Grey morning, drizzle drifting forth.
Indicators flash, my merge is planned,
Steady and slow with both hands manned.

Then in my mirror, a sight of dread,
An artic surges, chrome cab ahead.
He cuts the lane with no regard,
Overtaking where the merge is hard.

I weigh the choice in a heartbeat’s span:
Hold my lane like a steady man,
And force his trailer to edge in fast,
Into middle‑lane traffic rolling past.

Or swerve aside to the hard shoulder grim,
Risking punctures, debris, or worse for him.
Tyres hiss on the rumble strip,
As I let that reckless driver slip.

His tail lights fade at fifty‑six,
A speed my limiter will never fix.
Calibrated slightly above my own,
His distance grows and I’m alone.

In my cab the anger brews,
A thousand choice words I’ll never use.
How I’d have liked to grab his hand,
And teach him the rules of this weary land.

But tachos tick and traffic flows,
And the life of a lorry driver goes.
From lane to lane, with patience thin,
Where others cut and think they win.

By Watford Gap he’s long away,
While I count the miles in a measured way.
A quiet rage I’ll never spend,
On the M1 north that will never end.
Anonymous (ID: LVBgZwcV) United Kingdom No.512333197 >>512333375 >>512333511
>>512332125
No. My life is pretty modern. First wife took the 4 bed house on 1/3rd of an acre, plus the car and my classic Volvo and bmw. She tried to take two kids too but failed.
2nd took a two bed semi and a greenhouse. Plus a child who is lost to me.
My son is not gay. I'm currently paying his driving lessons which helped him pull a (apparently) trad goth girl. (She does white face)
I'm now a self made man with only two more years paying child support for my 16yo daughter who is doing great and is going to run my business social media marketing.
My son is doing his driving test so he can help me drive and lift furniture.
My business. Started by me. Now employing my 2 kids. The ex lost the house within 5 years.
Tell me lad.
How is your life going?
I'm doing Marcus Aurelius levels of man.
And I started life in a river of shit you couldn't imagine.
Enjoy a picture of 2 pendant lights I bought yesterday. For £15.
Mid century danish. I'll sell for £300.
Come back and criticise me when you've seen a bit of life lad.
Otherwise.
Whatevererer.
Anonymous (ID: grLMvhTt) United Kingdom No.512333200 >>512333496
>>512333158
Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512333375 >>512334294
>>512333197
>Plus a child who is lost to me
You're a failure
Anonymous (ID: /UD2wcPR) United Kingdom No.512333398 >>512333491 >>512333517 >>512334318
Boggy couldn't do a domestic violence because most women can kick the shit out of him anyway.
Not that he'd find one to enter his microhovel house (flat)
Anonymous (ID: Dt6L6yCz) United Kingdom No.512333453 >>512333574
>>512332927
You will never have a real gf lol
Sad goblin
Can't get a woman or tie his shoelaces
Women think men who are 40 and still cannot tie shoelaces are icky.
Anonymous (ID: LVBgZwcV) United Kingdom No.512333457
>>512332459
Mine think I'm taking them to Alton towers in September but I'm taking them to phantasialand in Germany, then directly from there to lisnegard in Gothenburg Sweden.
It's cost me £3k but they are only young for a few years more.
Anonymous (ID: r5EpZRM4) United Kingdom No.512333491 >>512333574
>>512333398
KEK
#flushed
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512333496
>>512333200
At last I caught you by Leicester’s lane,
Your trailer swayed in the drizzle rain.
I parked behind in the services bay,
With a week’s worth of rage to finally say:

You ask for sources as if life’s a thread,
A forum debate running through your head.
You sneer at inferences, shrug at the real,
Yet your lane‑cut antics were there to feel.

The tacho knows, it logs my time,
It watched you swerve without a sign.
My camera rolled, my mirror shook,
That’s primary data—take a look.

“Source?” you ask, with a smirk so proud,
Like a Redditor king above the crowd.
“Correlation is not causation,” you hum,
While your reckless merge left my heart numb.

No degree have I in traffic law,
But I’ve 15 hours logged, a sore back, and more.
I know what a truck does when pushed too tight,
When a maniac swerves on a rainy night.

I don’t need a peer‑reviewed page,
To state you’re a hazard, a rolling rage.
My source is the rumble strip I kissed,
The bolt I dodged, the sleep I missed.

So keep your citations, your 308‑page hunt,
Your smug philosophy, your online stunt.
Out here on the M1’s endless grey,
The road is the journal where we publish our day.

If correlation isn’t causation, that’s fine,
But cause met effect in your reckless line.
And though my limiter kept me slow,
I caught you at last, and I let you know.
Anonymous (ID: LVBgZwcV) United Kingdom No.512333502 >>512333910
>>512332524
Yawns in in response to life's failures.
Anonymous (ID: OpNoyTWS) United Kingdom No.512333511
>>512333197
How would one get started in the lamp restoration trade? What is the process?
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512333517
>>512333398
Reckon bogzy could easily kick the shit out of you though
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512333574
>>512333491
>>512333453
Anonymous (ID: FK22sPSy) Poland No.512333910
>>512333502
Must've missed the bit where you were coming to poland to get your sorry loser ass kicked
Kek
Anonymous (ID: 9mmtYEHC) No.512334004
Hope Starmer declares a Racism Emergency and imposes martial law this year.
Anonymous (ID: 9mmtYEHC) No.512334190
Funny how you'd need to sign an NDA to clean Achmed's hotel room
Anonymous (ID: jwGn7ls2) United Kingdom No.512334226 >>512334320
>>512331832
Generated posts tend to be really long so I just ignore them.
If it takes longer than 5 seconds to read your post, I'm not reading it.
Anonymous (ID: r5EpZRM4) United Kingdom No.512334262 >>512334562
boggy lad you do understand that if you were just normal, people would get on with you, right?
Anonymous (ID: pt21llTr) United Kingdom No.512334285
Decided i am going to turn my life around and start fresh. First i am going to delete my facebook timeline and state my intention to change my life, then just repost all the same stuff i erased and behave exactly like before. This is because i am mentally unwell because me mum broke me heart.
Anonymous (ID: LVBgZwcV) United Kingdom No.512334294 >>512334424
>>512333375
She was an anorexic bpd with a grippy fanny who after 3 years of me using it turned up pregnant.
She refused the DNA test and then tried to accuse me of domestic violence to secure her 'rights'.
Funnily enough she phoned me after 5 years just last week asking me to take her back.
Hence why I'm here drinking.
She was something special but deadly.
Already killed one child. Oliver. Buried in Renfrew 2 months before I met her and she was running from the police who wanted to question her for murder. I met her on the M11 bus she was living on. London-glasgow.
I was just renewing my passport while my car was SORN.
Proper 10/10. Rode like a champion and gripped like a Goodyear.
Pretty too.
Yet dangerous.
Proper life in jail or will stab you to death dangerous.
I stuck my dick in that crazy.
I can't even try going near that child or she would try sexual abuse allegations etc.
When we were together she already smashed beer bottles over her own face, cut her wrists, cut her own throat from ear to ear, slashed my tires....
Made rape allegations against strangers.
I don't take criticism from anyone.
I'm a dad. It's much easier without women.
Fucking nutters.
Anonymous (ID: HMwYTY58) United Kingdom No.512334318
>>512333398
lmfao
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512334320
>>512334226
Filtered, bot post
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512334424
>>512334294
Too long, this is a bot post, filtered. Tldr
Anonymous (ID: /UD2wcPR) United Kingdom No.512334466 >>512335185
Boggy reminds me of this jeet I knew at uni.
He was so useless at pulling that he'd drink loads of vodka for Dutch courage and end up going missing and getting thrown out by the Nigerian bouncers. Then he'd lie about hooking up with women while he was actually just sitting outside on the floor in a puddle of his own sick and piss.
Anonymous (ID: ltxmO0eZ) No.512334562 >>512335137
>>512334262
Gobby lad do you realise if you just act normal you still couldn't get a gf or friends or tie shoelaces or install ram or fit a pull up bar
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512334606
Josh and Boggy stood by the dual carriageway,
Thumbs out, raincoat hoods drawn against the grey.
Neither could drive, though both had tried,
Dyspraxia made gear shifts a hopeless ride.

A lorry slowed, a horn gave a call,
Two truckers waved from their high cab tall.
“Hop in lads, we’re northbound bound,”
And so the journey on tarmac ground.

The cab smelled of coffee and diesel strong,
CB chatter crackled its endless song.
Josh stared out at the hedgerow line,
While Boggy dozed to the engine’s whine.

They stopped at services, junction nine,
To queue for tea and the meal‑deal line.
Rest breaks logged by the tacho’s will,
The law of the road, bureaucratic and still.

On the M6 the rain returned,
Spray from trailers, wipers churned.
A brief delay near Birmingham town,
Congestion held the convoy down.

At night they parked at a windswept bay,
Sodium lamps kept the dark at bay.
Josh in the bunk, Boggy on the floor,
Listening to lorries through the night roar.

By dawn they’d crossed to Scotland’s green,
Endless miles in a metal machine.
The truckers laughed at their patient ride,
Two landlocked souls with no skills to drive.

Through bolts and bumps, through mist and fog,
They learned the road’s slow, endless slog.
For those who can’t steer or change a gear,
The HGV life is steady and clear.
Anonymous (ID: UFu+FZtD) Ireland No.512334816 >>512334903 >>512334934
Tshirt relevant
Anonymous (ID: noz5zIo9) United Kingdom No.512334903
>>512334816
Every night on the road, parked at some quiet bay,
Bogboy and Joshylad talked the hours away.
In the dim cab light, with the engine off,
Their words began with a snarl or scoff.

“You drive like a donkey,” Joshylad said,
“Good thing I’m here or we’d both be dead.”
Bogboy snorted, “Your map skills are dire,
I’ve seen sat‑navs with more desire.”

They threw barbs back and forth with ease,
Arguments drifting like diesel in the breeze.
“You’re slower than an artic on a winter hill.”
“And you’ve the charm of a broken till.”

Yet when the insults finally waned,
A quiet warmth in the cab remained.
Neither spoke it, neither confessed,
But their laughter lingered in the darkness pressed.

Through service‑station pies and long M6 nights,
Through tacho beeps and motorway lights,
They shared small silences, nods, and grins,
A rhythm of teasing the other always wins.

“Bogboy, you’re hopeless,” Josh would sigh.
“Joshylad, you’re a fool,” came the reply.
But between the lines of their nightly game,
The road felt shorter, the miles less lame.

For love can hide in a trucker’s way,
Beneath insults swapped at the end of day.
And every night as the engines cooled,
They bickered softly, as the world fueled.
>t. in the know (ID: ehoLASLm) No.512334934
>>512334816
cease posting
Anonymous (ID: FK22sPSy) Poland No.512335137
>>512334562
LMFAO
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512335185
>>512334466
>this jeet I knew at uni.
He your cousin?
Cauldron (ID: MuaApar5) United Kingdom No.512335773
https://x.com/Mr_Scott_Cheggs/status/1952807113304228326
blokk (ID: wE8wf0ql) United Kingdom No.512336553 >>512336737 >>512336835
no lie my auntie once saw me skinny dipping in france with my cousin and she said "he has a yellow man's willy doesn't he" to my mum
Anonymous (ID: YndizuDx) United Kingdom No.512336737
>>512336553
You have a small penis? Explains a lot really
Anonymous (ID: HMwYTY58) United Kingdom No.512336835 >>512336965
>>512336553
boggy set pube's willy as his phone wallpaper
Anonymous (ID: FK22sPSy) Poland No.512336965 >>512337539
>>512336835
Your homosexual projection truly explains your choice of LGBT ice cream ngl
Anonymous (ID: r5EpZRM4) United Kingdom No.512337030 >>512337191 >>512337283
bogdan is a rootless neopolitan icecream
Anonymous (ID: BPEx5Cp6) No.512337191 >>512337621
>>512337030
You are as good at comedy as you are at tying your shoelaces and getting a gf
Anonymous (ID: PtkdqDHr) United Kingdom No.512337245 >>512337283
Jocklad my best pal
Anonymous (ID: HMwYTY58) United Kingdom No.512337283 >>512337377
>>512337030
built like a choc ice too
>>512337245
lmfao
Anonymous (ID: 51CpHlpA) United Kingdom No.512337326 >>512337527
Who is this "boggy" character and why do multiple anons obsess over him?
Anonymous (ID: r5EpZRM4) United Kingdom No.512337377
>>512337283
LMFAO
Anonymous (ID: S7c6JbZF) United Kingdom No.512337410
BBC journalist hands £900 of licence fee payers' money to migrant smuggler for absolutely no reason
Video: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cwy57p22nl3o
Anonymous (ID: r5EpZRM4) United Kingdom No.512337423 >>512337777
hey pube I'm playing lickarse jocklad
Anonymous (ID: /UD2wcPR) United Kingdom No.512337458
https://youtu.be/Zd68AthoNIw
Anonymous (ID: ONN6AhH/) United Kingdom No.512337527 >>512338160
>>512337326
Some made up character that goblin obsesses at.
He's really that much of a loser.
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512337539
>>512336965
LMFAO
Anonymous (ID: 8i6iDcbg) United Kingdom No.512337621
>>512337191
Deeply unfunny jewish humour, a timeless classic.
Anonymous (ID: rvKs8uA2) No.512337777 >>512337814
>>512337423
You busy saving up to buy yourself birthday and christmas gifts yet?
Can't imagine what it would be like to have no family and friends and be totally alone in life.
Anonymous (ID: ONN6AhH/) United Kingdom No.512337814
>>512337777
He's a kike. He doesn't care about christmas kek.
Anonymous (ID: HMwYTY58) United Kingdom No.512337907 >>512337986
>malpa no mates accusing others of being lonely while he blatantly talks to himself
Anonymous (ID: keSliln0) United Kingdom No.512337936 >>512337986 >>512338191
Bogdan preps his lunchtime buffet by blocking the public toilets.
Anonymous (ID: NDZZJ6ad) United Kingdom No.512337959 >>512338019
It's actually funny that gobbo is COMPLETELY alone. Absolutely alone. His entire family is dead so he has not a single blood relative, and of course he has no friends, acquaintances or a girlfriend.
Anonymous (ID: S7c6JbZF) United Kingdom No.512337973 >>512338186
Lads, have you ever visited /brit/ in /int/?
We're quite active even at this time of night
It would be nice to see some of you guys there
Anonymous (ID: r5EpZRM4) United Kingdom No.512337986
>>512337907
>>512337936
KEK
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512338019 >>512338064
>>512337959
>girlfriend
Boyfriend would be more accurate considering his sexual preferences lmfao.
Anonymous (ID: NDZZJ6ad) United Kingdom No.512338064
>>512338019
KEK. true
Anonymous (ID: NDZZJ6ad) United Kingdom No.512338123
Josh's last living relative was his mum that never loved him anyway and died 2 years ago?

So he's completely alone. Absolutely that no one cares about him. Kek.
Anonymous (ID: 51CpHlpA) United Kingdom No.512338160
>>512337527
Just another schizo fantasy?, nah, surely not. The way he gets posted about daily reeks if petty vengance, like "boggy" really upset at least two posters and they are being eaten up inside with seethe over it and are constantly lashing out.
Anonymous (ID: keSliln0) United Kingdom No.512338186
>>512337973
Good idea I'm coming over and larping as an Indian.
Anonymous (ID: PtkdqDHr) United Kingdom No.512338191 >>512338249 >>512338304
>>512337936
Flat full of 'Out of Order' signs so nobody disturbs his fluorescent light lit dinner on the public bog
Anonymous (ID: r5EpZRM4) United Kingdom No.512338228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDstOkt5ibo
Anonymous (ID: keSliln0) United Kingdom No.512338249 >>512338304
>>512338191
Fishing floaters out with a slotted spoon and cracking some black pepper on.
Anonymous (ID: NDZZJ6ad) United Kingdom No.512338304 >>512338381
>>512338191
>>512338249
Lad, if you're gonna samefag at least try to not immediately reply to yourself.
It's far too obvious.
KEK.
Anonymous (ID: ngwSXhhm) United Kingdom No.512338324
tired of all this absolute mental retardation
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512338381
>>512338304
That jewish + indian mix doesn't help his blatant fecal fixation imo.
Anonymous (ID: NDZZJ6ad) United Kingdom No.512338489 >>512338572
Josh is a jew with the IQ of a jeet.
Anonymous (ID: keSliln0) United Kingdom No.512338528
Boggy is a jeet with the IQ of a potato.
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512338572 >>512338658
>>512338489
Lmfao, hilarious how the indian retard immediately tried to 'no u'd this post.
Anonymous (ID: S7c6JbZF) United Kingdom No.512338634
The lads on /brit/ int want to know who this Boggy person is
Anonymous (ID: NDZZJ6ad) United Kingdom No.512338658
>>512338572
>indian
Just gobbo desu. He's 55 IQ though so almost indistinguishable.
Anonymous (ID: Rq2wM7Qq) United Kingdom No.512339036 >>512339412
Anonymous (ID: HMwYTY58) United Kingdom No.512339412
>>512339036
Anonymous (ID: ONN6AhH/) United Kingdom No.512339796 >>512340971
>>>/int/213520628
lmfao
Anonymous (ID: 2XeDEMU2) United States No.512340378 >>512340890
Look at the absolute hyperborean aura of Scotland. It is a dire mark of shame on England that you allow coons to live in a place this Aryan
Anonymous (ID: waUiqQmf) No.512340890
>>512340378
There's a reason the Romans abandoned their conquest of Scotland.


It's a shit hole.
Anonymous (ID: 51CpHlpA) United Kingdom No.512340971
>>512339796
KEK
Anonymous (ID: 51CpHlpA) United Kingdom No.512341583
Looks like the Runcorn paedo and the Bogdan character have decided to ruin /int/ for those posters.
Anonymous (ID: 8WmWTh6a) United Kingdom No.512343257 >>512343773
Feeling bored. Might kill boggy.
Anonymous (ID: HXHmlGo+) No.512343773
>>512343257
Even better, kill yourself.
Anonymous (ID: N5/LxC3/) United States No.512345719
nigel luvs some girlcock
Anonymous (ID: Wf33KfQe) United Kingdom No.512346254
YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS
Anonymous (ID: UYWOw2Dn) United Kingdom No.512346345
Goblin having another manic episode out of stir craziness
Anonymous (ID: yO3GsnV+) United Kingdom No.512347605
Morning lads.
Anonymous (ID: g2ifeK8w) United Kingdom No.512349567 >>512349737
sosij roll for brekky
Anonymous (ID: yO3GsnV+) United Kingdom No.512349737
>>512349567
>...Big Lad?
Anonymous (ID: 4Kv4/sUv) United Kingdom No.512350192
New

>>512349406
>>512349406
>>512349406
Anonymous (ID: g2ifeK8w) United Kingdom No.512351923 >>512351962
anyone else like a little morning jog? keeps the blood pumping
Anonymous (ID: tvo4Fx1S) United Kingdom No.512351962
>>512351923
What the fuck? Why did he do that if he can barely stand up? Whats his name again? I dont follow brotish politics anynore. Too depressing.