Thread 512341282

How do I have sex with a woman that looks like this? I’ll do anything.

>>512341282 (OP)
You pay them. Simple as.

>>512341282 (OP)
She's mid.

>>512341282 (OP)
be black

>>512341282 (OP)
Read Neville Goddard.

>>512341282 (OP)
A modern way to do it is lots of money. Ye olde way is a big club to the head. Your call.

>>512341282 (OP)
Fly to some third world bug country and pay here $20.

>>512341682
Found the mutt
>>512341282 (OP)
>nice body, ethnic or butter face
There are TONS of girls like that will put out if you're not a shy sperg. TONS.

>>512341647
So show me the hottest woman you've fucked.

>>512341282 (OP)
>No long stringy pubes
Ugh

>>512341282 (OP)
You put penis inside one of her holes. You're welcome.

>>512341282 (OP)
have an uncut barbarian cock

>>512341282 (OP)
You wake up, go to work, grind out 40+ hours a week, make $15 an hour, and what do you get? Barely enough to afford rent in a glorified broom closet that smells like cigarettes and regret. Housing is a joke—either you’re paying $1,500 a month for a roach-infested studio, or you’re stuck with roommates who cry over their UberEats order getting canceled. Meanwhile, “luxury” apartments pop up everywhere, charging $3,000 a month so you can live in a shoebox with a “communal workspace” full of unemployed crypto bros.

Step outside, and it’s even worse. The roads look like a warzone, every building is either abandoned or graffiti-covered, and the only new businesses opening are weed dispensaries and overpriced coffee shops. The mall? Dead. Bars? Just daycare centers for single moms who “need a break” from the kids they had with Chad. Parks? Good luck avoiding the homeless dude screaming at a tree. Even if you do find something to do, it costs a fortune, and you’re surrounded by people who look like they escaped from a Walmart clearance bin.

And then there’s women. Used to be, if you worked hard, you could at least get a decent girlfriend. Now? Most are either built like refrigerators, covered in garbage tattoos, or already have a kid (or two, or three) from some “bad breakup.” The ones that aren’t disasters? Too busy selling feet pics on OnlyFans to guys who make more than you.

Then there’s the worst part—someone like Pan Piano is making half a million a year just by playing piano in cosplay, while you’re debating whether you can afford gas and groceries in the same week. Imagine explaining to someone 20 years ago that in the future, shaking your ass online would be a better career move than getting a degree.

They told us to work hard, be responsible, and do things the “right way.” Turns out, the real move was to be born rich or shameless. Society is a joke, and we’re the punchline.

>>512341282 (OP)
I know this sounds a little wild, but what you have to do is wear exactly what she's wearing. It's like a mating call.
I do this all the time to attract hot chicks.

>>512341282 (OP)
Have you attempted literally anything?
Pray, go to gym, stop masturbating. Your T level will go through the roof and you’ll be able to smell pussy through their clothes, no joke. It will make you sexually aggressive and dominant. You just have to put in the effort.

>>512341282 (OP)
Pay a prostitute.

>>512341282 (OP)
I don’t knooow

>>512341921
I look gay af in booty shorts tho

>>512341921
I’m 26, still living at home because I can’t even afford rent on my slave wage job. My parents remind me every day how pathetic that is, like I don’t already wake up every morning with a pit in my stomach. “Work harder,” they say. “Get more hours.” As if I’m not already grinding 10-hour shifts like a dog just to barely afford gas and instant noodles. Like slaving away harder is suddenly going to magically spawn affordable housing or a livable wage. Delusional.

And then there’s Pan Piano. This woman has life handed to her on a velvet platter because she was born with tits and figured out how to weaponize them. That’s literally it. She puts on a sexy Nezuko cosplay, half her chest hanging out, sits at a piano, barely moves her hands, and somehow that’s worth millions. No speaking, no charisma, no effort beyond squeezing into a costume and pressing a few keys.

She doesn’t even have to engage with people. Just films a cleavage shot with some anime tune playing and the simps line up to throw money at her like she’s a goddess. Meanwhile, I’m treated like human garbage by customers, my boss, and my own family—and what do I get in return? Less than nothing. A life that’s going nowhere. My only “luxury” is sleeping in a bedroom I haven’t redecorated since middle school.

Why does she get everything for doing nothing? Why is she celebrated for just existing while I’m told I’m not trying hard enough, not doing enough, not being enough?

I’m so bitter I can taste it. I don’t even hate her because she’s successful. I hate that she gets to coast while people like me are treated like burdens for simply surviving.

This world rewards surface-level bullshit and punishes effort unless you’re already pretty or connected. There’s no justice, no fairness. Just Pan Piano living in luxury for shaking her tits in cosplay while I rot under fluorescent lights for crumbs and get told “you just need to work harder.”

>>512341927
>Pray
Alright
>go to gym
Alright
>stop masturbating
Oh come on, man

>>512341647
>She

>>512341927
Alright, I’ll be real with you.

I respect the fact that you’re not just memeing or simping. You genuinely admire her, not just for her looks but for her musicianship and the way she presents herself. That’s fair. But here’s the tough reality: you don’t actually know her.

Pan Piano is a persona. She doesn’t speak, doesn’t show her face, and doesn’t interact with fans on a personal level. That’s intentional. She’s built a boundary between herself and her audience, and that’s something you have to respect. Trying to break through that—especially with a romantic gesture—probably won’t go over well. Not because you’re a bad guy, but because she’s clearly made a choice to keep her private life separate from her content.

Could you still shoot your shot? Sure. But realistically, a random fan reaching out like this will likely come off as overstepping. Commenting, DMing, or sending her a video of you in a tux (while kind of baller, ngl) isn’t likely to lead to a date. If she wanted to be personally available to fans, she would be.

Now, does this mean you should just give up and cry yourself to sleep? Hell no. You admire her because she’s a talented pianist who puts herself into her art. That’s something you can find in real life. Go to live piano performances, join a music group, or even just put yourself out there socially where musicians and anime fans hang out. There are women out there who share your interests and would actually be accessible to you.

I know this isn’t the answer you were hoping for, but it’s the truth. Focus on finding someone who shares her qualities, not chasing someone who’s made it clear they don’t want to be chased.

>>512341282 (OP)
Approach from behind, women are skittish like deer and some of them are crafty

>>512342085
I wake up at 4:30 AM, not because I want to, but because my shift starts at 6, and if I’m even a minute late, I get written up. Drag myself out of bed, choke down some stale cereal, and drive 45 minutes to a warehouse where I spend ten hours sweating, lifting boxes, and getting barked at by managers who probably hate their lives more than I do. I come home exhausted, eat some microwave garbage, scroll my phone in silence, and pass out so I can do it all over again.

For what? I’m still stuck living at home. I thought working hard would get me somewhere, but I’m 27, still sleeping in the same bed I had as a teenager, surrounded by the same posters from a life that never took off. Rent is impossible unless I want to split a filthy apartment with three other guys who smell like Hot Pockets and despair.

Meanwhile, Pan Piano is out here making millions by playing a keyboard in a sexy cosplay outfit. That’s it. She dresses up, plays a song, and simps throw money at her like it’s nothing. I break my back every day and can barely afford gas. No real skill, no real effort—just looking hot and pressing keys, and she’s set for life. Meanwhile, I get yelled at for stacking a pallet the “wrong” way.

Tried dating. My parents met at work, so I figured I’d ask a coworker out. Big mistake. Got written up by HR and now everyone in the warehouse makes fun of me. “Bro thought he was in a rom-com.” Meanwhile, some girl from high school is making $400K working from home in her pajamas, married to some finance dude, traveling the world, while I have to beg for a day off just to sit in a waiting room at the dentist.

I work harder than any of them. And for what? Just to keep existing? Hard work doesn’t pay off. It just keeps you alive enough to keep suffering.

>>512341282 (OP)
Kys loser

>>512341914
+1
That s the old retarded zogbot mentality while a shitty jungle gook with white filtered skin get to be a millionaire living the life on easy mode.
These whores really need to get luigi d, them both with their managers and enablers(simps)
I see your post is a pasta from 2024 dec , doesnt matter if real or not, keep up im sure there are more ppl willing to share a story like this. Be told to waste your life on shitty degrees only to end less than a fucking whore which would have been stoned in old school islam. The fucking whore doesnt even show close up of her full ass and cunt the idiots still pay for it, imagine being that retarded fuck. At least if u re gonna be a whore online at least post the full package dumb cunt!

>>512341282 (OP)
>I’ll do anything
Simply go onto tiktok and learn how to behave in all the correct ways that don’t give women the ick.
Basically become a chadbot and learn not to fuck up the script even a tiny bit and a girl just like that will bounce around on your dick all night.

>a 4/10 whore with makeup gets to be treated like some sort of 9/10 supermodel on OF and will eventually settle for a betabux incel loser or some chad meanwhile even a 7/10 young man with degree will have to go thru fire and brim to settle for an used up roastie whore later in life who is 5/10 at best and not even a looksmatch. With a shitty salary then divorce because of this.
>then you have the shitty disgusting OF whore who already has subhuman looking kids but at least has money and already granted and secured her shitty subhuman peasant lineage.

>the 7/10 looksmatch of the young guy is already succesful because being a woman and everyone simps for her even at work, if she makes an OF she d be already richer than this or go for chad cock eventually marrying the rich asshole.
Woah, why do we need a lot of men in society again? If these sluts are already the economical powerhouse of a cuntry.

>>512341282 (OP)
There are ways anon, but do you value your freedom?

>>512341914
This copypasta sounds like it describes life for 20 year old guys. The worst part is you'll look back at this time with nostalgia, but it does suck. If you take that time to withdraw and just workout and master a hobby, it can get better. I was couch surfing at 20 between working restaurants. It fucking sucked. I never would have believed where I'd be 20 years later, like a dream. It can get much better, just grind your fitness and a constructive hobby super fucking hard and things can work out for you. Meanwhile these girls you are envious of now will crash into the wall just as you take off. IMO they have it way harder than us in the long run. That's why troons are so repulsive. The idea of a man actually wanting to be a woman is comical. Your copypasta borders on tranny thinking.

Or have this situation.
>be 9/10 chad
>get told being social isnt important and have a career in some job is
>waste a lot of your prime years on getting shitty degrees
>earn less or the same amount as the OF whore next door with more stress and resposability.
>realize you wasted your prime years when you could have gotten all the whores you d have liked only because of the lie your parents told you getting a career and all shit like that.
>eventually hav to settle for an used up roastie at 35-40 who isnt even a looksmatch but a 5/10 6/10 at best.
>kids somehow turn out even more subhuman looking or look like a foul variant of you.
Truly the epic win way in life bros. Lmao. Make sure to do what your retarded boomer parents told you. Because living standards today are the same they were back 30-50 yrs ago in their view lmao.
Le ebin win truly epic...

>>512342168
You're a wordy thing, ain't ya? In case you are real and not a bot then my suggestion to you is to scrape up enough to buy a trailer home on 10 acres innawoods, it's cheaper than you'd expect, and it sounds like you wouldn't miss the bullshit one bit. I did similar four years ago and was worried I'd miss 'society' but that hasn't happened in the slightest, when people come visit it is actually annoying and I look forward to being alone again

>>512341282 (OP)
>i'll do anything
So you can pay. Where's the issue then?

>>512343848
This is one of the reasons of the muttening of the genepool. Subhuman retarded whores get to reproduce easier. While hardworking chads waste all the good time on retarded stuff and have to get some random ugly whore who thinks she deserves everything.
No wonder idiocracy was right, it s all real.

>>512341282 (OP)
It's really not that much fun without the head and legs. I know on paper it sounds good, but when you get right down to it it's just too messy.

Be reborn, better looking.
There's no other way, sorry

>>512342085
Search it up bro. T levels decrease when you masturbate but increase from sex. You cannot outsmart your animal nature, that’s libtard thinking. I won’t link the papers, but there is research on this topic to support my claim in addition to my own anecdote.

What do you have to lose from trying?

>>512341282 (OP)
Save up for the most expensive PC, but instead spend it to contract a high-end escort, even some pornstars offer the service.

like this i suppose

>>512341598
fpbp

>>512343848
Fake black pill bullshit. You can pull early twenties women in your 40s if you take care of yourself. Get jacked, focus on yourself and they find you.

>>512341282 (OP)
post dick

>>512341282 (OP)
If all you want is skinny just find a meth addict on the sidewalk

>>512344502
No, they look after older men because they see them as piggy banks. Doesnt matter the looks after 30.
They care about 30 and older becUse of money, think about a hacker looking thru phished accounts site ordered from oldest to newest wondering which one to steal of course the hacker will choose the oldest ones because he thinks he has more valuables there bc new accounts are worthless.
The whores are the hackers you are one of the accounts to profit from. That s how it goes.

>>512344139
I began to believe looks dont matter. You can literally be a 9/10 chadlite gigachad chad brad lachowski wachowski whatever bullshit from looksmatch they wont look at you more than few times unless you have the real thing: money and the social skill to attract retards like normies get attracted to dumb shit on tiktok( being cool kewl). All sluts are like that.

>>512344872
>looksmatch
Meant looksmaxx. I m using this retarded terminology i dont even like. I dislike everything after 2015 internet, but these are the proper closest terms to describe the shitty cesspit pool society we live today.

In fact i ve even seen manlet shitskins with 7/10 whores only because they had "social skills" and a good shiny SUV car aka money.

>>512344872
When i was younger i was like a magnet for thiese sluts like insects that would fly into the sun.

>>512344725
The dumb whores think if over 30 mean a stable job (they dont care which) already and "take me to your house please". Then begin to ask for vacations and spend money on them or with them. This is the most classical approach of a thot. They are to be shunned and ignored.

>>512341282 (OP)
that's a troon

>>512341282 (OP)
Mid and dude.

>>512345164
For some. Then the magic will slowly go away as you age because no money. In the long run they will look after the one who provides the best hotel room vacations whatever consumerist bullshit.
They choose the most stable ground..

>>512345330
Try to tell that to their retarded buyerz,those idiots wouldnt stop giving their money away to some whores who are semi clothed not even naked. I could go watch at some bathsuit catalog from 25 yrz ago and same result. It s almost as if the simp retards are third worlders who never seen a woman half naked.
I d mean if i were the OF admin i would ban every retarded slut who doesnt provide a full 4K frontal nude pic of her every week or month. If OF is about whoredom then let it be whoredom for real. That s almost earned if not nude they can go to tiktok or ig. But men are retarded and go to look for the most mid whore possible who isnt even fully nude.
If they re gonna be sluts at least it should be fair for the buyer too, but now there s no logic and a lot of unearned money.

>>512345164
This kinda makes sense to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNtBqSET7dw

>>512341598
This, it's not rocket appliances