Thread 512351135

What's the biggest animal you think you could kill?
For me I think the giraffe
There's a few smaller animals that would beat me but the giraffe neck is a weak point

>>512351135 (OP)
I'm an Jewish Indian, Just came to canada 9 months ago, and destroy the poop.

>>512351135 (OP)
I can kill any animal because I’m a man with the knowledge of tools

>>512351183
Tools aren't allowed
Just you and the animal
I would have put elephant but it's too much of a 50/50

>>512351214
Who’s gonna stop me? I have a gun

>>512351234
God mediates the fight and makes guns stop existing

>>512351135 (OP)
Maybe a big aggressive dog. Pretty sure a wolf or a bear would fuck me up and anything larger than that would fuck me up worse.

>>512351135 (OP)
>What's the biggest animal you think you could kill?
your mom

>>512351256
Well then the only being that can beat me is god. Does that answer your question?

>bait a whale onto beach while tide is receding
I win

>>512351135 (OP)
I could kill any large animal by taking away its food

>>512351135 (OP)
I think I could MAYBE beat a Grizzly bear if headlock it from behind and hang on for dear life but that's about it.

>>512351135 (OP)
A giraffe is known for its kick. There are vids of giraffes kicking lions and lionesses fatally

>>512351135 (OP)
your mom

>>512351214
>Tools aren't allowed
>Just you and the animal
In that case an Infant Macaque, its the only moral answer.

>>512351135 (OP)
I cant kill anything. I sit indoors 23 and a half hours a day and dont do any ohysical exertion so im very weak and unfit. Maybe a fly or a pigeon if i had a pellet gun.

>>512351433
you can take a black bear but you have zero shot against a grizzly

polar bear

>>512351506
You just have to dodge the kick and then it's smooth sailing
You'll be too close to take any damage
Afterwords you climb the body and strangle the neck

>>512351135 (OP)
for me it's the nigger

>>512351135 (OP)
I killed a mule deer with a rock by accident one time.
It was snorting and doing these stupid bluff charges at me and my dog so I picked up a sizeable rock and threw it at it. Intended to hit it in the side and scare it into more civil behaviour in the future. Bad aim. Hit directly in the head.
Deer dropped and started tweaking/seizuring.
>Haha, whoops. I’ll just carry on.
Walk the same trail the next day. Deer is lying there dead.

>>512351557
You have no chance. 4chan users are mostly shut in faggots. At least ive been out living for the past 30 years and o ky been a neet for 5. I know thibgs anons dont and killing animals isnt as easy as you think. Most anons would get fuckdd up by a large cat. I mean a large pet cat not a big cat like a lynx etc.

>>512351582
She had the same idea

>>512351596
>a rock the size of a fist hit a deers skull and killed it at 200lbs of force
I hate lying cunts