Thread 512356742

Big Balls from Musk's DOGE team lost a fight to two 15 year old black teenagers (one of them a girl) when they attempted to car jack him. Trump now wants to federalize the DC police because of this. For some reason they are claiming Big Balls was defending a woman, but the police reports don't mention any woman and says he was the only victim of the two kids.

Something doesn't add up here /pol/. Would you have lost a fight to two 15 year olds, one of them being a girl?

One of Elon’s nerd employees can’t fight ? How do you get car jacked just lock the doors and drive way like lmao

>>512357154
Yes.

>>512356742 (OP)
depends. When I was 15 I was 5'10' 200 lbs and had a bunch of buddies that were larger that played football, rugby, and wrestled.

>>512356742 (OP)
>armed career criminal violent niggers victimize random innocent people
>/pol/'s resident obese middle age mexican tranny makes a dozen bait threads about it, desperately seeking attention
like pottery

>>512356742 (OP)
Russians can’t fight see Ukraine

>>512356742 (OP)
Agreed OP… what a coincidence it happened to be someone notorious already, an ally of trump, and trump has a response ready. The response? That this would be a good justification for something hes long wanted (DC takeover)

>>512356742 (OP)
>https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/05/trump-administration-staffer-known-as-big-balls-assaulted-in-dc-00494990
"A 19-year-old man known as “Big Balls” who played a key role in the DOGE initiative to shrink the size of government was assaulted over the weekend in Washington, according to city police.

Edward Coristine, who still works for the government, was assaulted by approximately 10 juveniles near Dupont Circle about 3 a.m. Sunday, according to a police report obtained by POLITICO.

Police arrested two 15-year olds as they attempted to flee the scene. A black iPhone 16 valued at $1,000 was also reported stolen during the incident, according to the report."

tl;dr OP is a liar, and probably a shitskin aswell

>>512359672
A group of niggers assaulting someone isn't exactly unheard of, and not grounds for a conspiracy theory.

>>512359672
Do you have any idea how many cars get jacked every day, why would they report random carjackings on someone who wasn't notorious?

Why wouldn't he amplify that if he had the thing he has been wanting, this would be easier for him to deal with?

>>512357154
That is what we are all wondering. All of the news stories say that he ran to save a girl from being carjacked, but the police report doesn't mention anything about him rescuing any women. It also mentions that he got beat up by a 15 year old girl and boy. I don't understand how he wasn't able to fight back and got beaten so bad.

On Sunday, August 3, 2025, at approximately 3:00 a.m., the suspects approached the victims, who were standing next to their vehicle, in the 1400 block of Swann Street, Northwest. The suspects demanded the victim’s vehicle and then assaulted one of the victims. During the assault, an MPD cruiser pulled into the block causing the suspects to flee. Two of the suspects were apprehended by the on-scene officers. One of the victims was treated on scene by DC Fire and EMS for injuries sustained in the assault.

A 15-year-old juvenile male and a 15-year-old juvenile female, of Hyattsville, MD, were arrested and charged with Unarmed Carjacking.

>>512359695
Wrong. This has been debunked by the police report already. >>512360363

Another distraction from Trump....release the epstein files

>>512360363
>>512360479
Why do you keep lying?

""A 19-year-old man known as “Big Balls” who played a key role in the DOGE initiative to shrink the size of government was assaulted over the weekend in Washington, according to city police.

Edward Coristine, who still works for the government, was assaulted by approximately 10 juveniles near Dupont Circle about 3 a.m. Sunday, according to a police report obtained by POLITICO.

Police arrested two 15-year olds as they attempted to flee the scene. A black iPhone 16 valued at $1,000 was also reported stolen during the incident, according to the report.""

>This has been debunked by the police report already
The report says that he was assaulted by a group of 10 niggers. Once again you lie. "People" like you are trash.

>>512360565
Wrong, read the police report. He didn't rush to save any damsel in distress. He got his butt kicked by two little kids, one of them being a girl. Sad.

>>512360363
>Two of the suspects
Nigger, learn to read. That doesn’t mean there were only two suspects.

>>512360634
You keep lying, subhuman. The report says that he was assaulted by 10 niggers, of which 2 were arrested.

>>512356742 (OP)
every white family needs their daughter raped by a nigger and their son beaten by a nigger for them to finally wake up

>>512360732
Wrong. The news reports say he ran to save a woman being carjacked, and it turned out to not be true.They also say it was a bunch of people, and it turns out he couldn't fight off two 15 year old kids.

>>512361168
Or they could just go to the gym and not get their ass kicked by a 15 year old girl like Big Puss over here.

>>512356742 (OP)
Its a kike so ofc it can not figth.

>>512359585
I wonder what kind of a pile of shit you grew up to be, 300pounds of mcdonalds grease

reminder that this kid hosted the com's cp

>>512359672
i wonder if they yelled "this is maga country" like they did to jussie smollett

>>512362449
What do you mean? He did what?

>>512356742 (OP)
depends on what kind of girth they were packing

>>512356742 (OP)

NIGGERS are a fucking plague to America!

>>512356742 (OP)
He identified 2. He was jumped by 10 you stupid fucking nigger.

>>512362915
he wanted to be le edgy hacker man and make some money off it so he hung around in the com for a while and offered hosting that unsurprisingly got used for cp because the com is full of pedos and sociopathic child blackmailers