Thread 512366157

The reason why English is so popular:
1. It is very simple and primitive, easy to learn.
2. Picrel.

I'm sure mongolia could be included by proxy

I don't think we were ever invaded by Britain.

>>512366157 (OP)
Every country that wasnt invaded, is a complete shit hole, thats why we never bothered. Its pretty funny as as well, these countries wish they were colonised by Britain, because the French, Dutch, Portuguese, Spanish ruined them; they speak languages nobody gives a fuck about. The phrase "The sun never sets on the English empire" rings true, hence why English became the default global language

>>512366455
>Yes, British forces invaded Bulgaria during World War I

lmao nice try, theres no escape, we cucked the world at some point or other

>>512366157 (OP)
Yes, the great British invasion of Greenland. We all remember that. Also, the devastating British invasion of Mexico. This picture is absolute bullshit.

>>512366157 (OP)
It's one of the hardest languages to learn actually.

>>512366157 (OP)
Bongs invaded Romania? They had an unsuccessful bombing campaign with the mutts.

>>512366554
You might have forgotten mexico and greenland, but I'm sure you've not forgotten we sent all our criminals to Australia, you were our penal colony, unless youre a mutt / newfag immigrant or abo

>>512366542
We fought with you but we werent invaded, we actually held our ground for that matter.

>>512366157 (OP)
English is preferred because it's an efficient language

Ah yes the famous Briish incursion into Kazakhstan. Truly a turning point for the uh... Finno-Korean hyperwar I guess?

>>512366685
We entered your country (well it was russias and arguably still is), by force. Thats the very definition of invasion

>brazil invaded by britain
is this some power trip by bongs to larp as world conquerors?

>>512366889
We did conquer the world. But you were conquered by Portugal, hence why you're still a shit hole 500 years later.

>>512366542
>The ever-present Great British need to be anywhere but home.

>>512367161
Holland? Invaded. Next. Roll up, roll up

>>512366984
so it is, indeed, a bong larp huh?
i appreciate you blaming portugal by the inferiority of this country(which is somewhat true, see pic) but the problem of this country is democracy. the best we ever had was in monarchy but army faggots couped the emperor and started this piss ass republic. now its over forever.

>>512367507
You are a brown monkeys, that's why you are inferior to anyone.

>>512367287
Literally saw a Youtube short of a brit doing the same thing you're doing.
"Canada? They are our allies and being our ally is basically losing to us"

What's happening? You are happy about the fact that your ancestors invaded other countries, but your country is being invaded by jeets and arabs at this moment and nothing is being done. lol

>>512367287
>Invades you back
Niks persoonlijk

>>512366984
You do realize that everything you touched turned to shit right?

>>512366157 (OP)
have they really invaded us? I know the french did, but the british? when?

>>512367779
He's counting any time NATO did any action in a country, too.

>>512366455
because we weren't. This shit is counting every time a british soldier has been 10 meters into your country. Or "supporting forces". Like a british cook gave a serbian a sandwich and the serbian shot a bulgarian, therefore "British invasion".

We should hate the British, but not for their glorious gigachad invade everyone past. We should hate the British for being the biggest cucks on the planet in the present.

>finland
lol

>>512366157 (OP)
If by invaded you mean economic and political refugees from the island showing up here, then yes.
Otherwise: Bullshit.

>>512368003
It's a 1pbti Russian. Of course it is.

>>512366676

When britain invaded México, i don't remember that bong invasión, mutts are not bongs right

>>512366794
Yeah, you are right.

>>512367873
I mean invasion does mean if troops walk into the country and start fighting us so by definition it is. But INVASION often sounds like Occupation at least that's how is perceived.

>>512366157 (OP)
>very simple and primitive
You mean efficient, as opposite of Chinese, Korean, and Japanese? Yes, we can agree on that.

>>512366157 (OP)
Based.

>>512368093
>Gets invaded by France instead

>Britain invading Romania
huh?

>>512368887
I'm presuming it happened during the Crimean war.

It's not because it's easy to learn, it's because it is a very forgiving language
You can speak broken english and still be relatively understandable, good luck doing that in mandarin

English is a retard language. Bongs take pride in it without realizing their actual language was Gaelic in origin and it got muttized by Big Saxon Cock.

>>512366157 (OP)
Who cares, post more hot slags.

>>512366157 (OP)
i`m told it`s easy to learn but difficult to master on account of all the optional nuance, complexity, and slang. i like it better than french because i will never understand why a mailbox is gendered.

>>512369364
Retard, Brythonic and Gaelic are two different language families we're not Irish and modern English takes about as much from Brythonic language as it does Germanic.

>>512367873
I bet that spook hasn't a clue what any of that shit is about.

>>512366157 (OP)
You're sort of oversimplifying it a bit.
>Spread of the Latin script.
>Colonisation, mainly by the British Empire, thereby making English into the language with the most countries recognizing it as an official language.
>The widespread teaching of English as a second or foreign language.
>The mutual intelligibility of dialects of English.
>Spread of Christianity via Christian missions and Christianization.
>The development of the American research university, which enabled the United States to be one of the leaders of the world in the academic development of science, engineering, arts, and humanities.
>Americanization and American manufacturing and exporting might.
>Consumption and influence of core Anglosphere entertainment industries, including film, music and literature.
>American military and political hegemony over Western Europe due to the American and British victory in World War II, followed by the spread of English to many parts of Eastern Europe and former Eastern Bloc countries after the Revolutions of 1989 and the dissolution of the Soviet Union, with the subsequent enlargement of the European Union encouraging said spread of English.
>The primarily American-British invention of the Internet, its initial widespread adoption in the United States and core Anglosphere, thus English becoming the most used language on the Internet. The chinese firewall keeping chinese speaking internet contained further secured this pseudo-monopoly of English on the internet.

>>512366157 (OP)
WUT IT DU? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>512369364
Poor bait or extreme retardation

>>512366157 (OP)
Its simplicity in casus makes it flexible. Makes it perfect for poetry and song.
On the other end something like German or even more structured and rigid, Latin, can express ideas with solid precision.
These things also influence the mind, the way we think. It is well to know a language like Latin for that reason

Complete and total bullshit map. Is this OP being a retard or more low quality russian disinfo?

>>512367905
>https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolannin_sota
>https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liinahamarin_ja_Kirkkoniemen_pommitukset_1941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3T8WmibAck

>>512366157 (OP)
>1. It is very simple and primitive, easy to learn
We need to communicate with subsaharan niggers sometimes. Do you expect them to learn tonal Chinese or create some ebonics out of classical latin somehow? Do you think braindead pajeets could learn german or greek when they already make the simplest language sound like diarrhea?
Of course we'd use the most simple language available. Even mutts can understand some of it, what else do you need?

>>512366157 (OP)
chinese would be the only language that has enough speakers to compete with english for lingua franca, except for the fact that it's not spoken much use outside of china.

>>512366157 (OP)
I was 101% sure it was a russian flag before opening the thread
Speaking 2nd rate Bulgarian must be your greatest pride
German and Latin are the only real human languages, rest is shit or shit derivatives

>>512366157 (OP)
Also Romania was never invaded by England (or the United States)

>>512367696
And burns the English fleet and towing the remaining ships back to Amsterdam

>>512369033
No, uk and romania were allies during the Crimean war.
That war started because russians were meddling in Romanian affairs.
Thanks for stomping the ruskies for us John Invadesya!

>>512366157 (OP)
>>512370040
>>512371488

It’s important to remember that it isn’t just English, but specifically American- English. Yes, our mutt colonies full of European rejects and shit skins had to simplify things because “queue” is too abstract for sub-100 iqs to visualize but a “line” is. However, that also means British English teachers in Japan get yelled at by their Japanese bosses to keep their pronunciation “American”.

>>512366157 (OP)
Britain invaded themselves? How do you invade your own country?

>>512370040

Thats a country ass bullshit cope, since You are getting replaced by your own former colonies pajeet paki's

>>512368887
>>512369033
>>512372397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Allied_campaign_in_Romania
>>512372563
civil war, they had several

It's not easy to learn.
Slough or slough?
Set or set or set?

>>512372430
Americans are barely literate or coherent. From my experience a received English accent is highly desirable among foreigners. It puts them in another league.

>>512372563
Glorious revolution (jew take over)

>>512372718
What invasion is that when no ground troops ever entered the country?
Flying overhead and getting blown to smithereens doesn't count as an invasion

>>512373208
You're welcome