Thread 512371358

>cruise up to Bongland in inflatable duck
>oi mate, you must be a bit fashed
>hurried into waiting van
>new phone, clothes, money, ####Hotel >laugh with akbar about people with signs
>get to hotel, mad protester I spit on
>they call me "dirty", get arrested, lmao akbar!
>get to room
>gang raped 12 year old girl
>akbars turn
>go to hotel window, mock bongs

How do I welcome them without looking mad?

>>512371358 (OP)
Just leave the country. I’m moving to the japanese countryside to farm and make fresh Italian food for the locals