Thread 512372863

>>512372863 (OP)
i use a spoon

dude i remember we had a class where we were tested on where all the forks go and which fork is used for which thing and all this shit. it was a basic public school class in a pretty podunk town
it was like a middle school course for 12 year olds or whatever

>>512372863 (OP)
Just us a spoon!

>>512372863 (OP)
this nigga eatin peas

>>512373081
What a waste of time and resources that was...

>>512372863 (OP)
Just use the mashed potatoes next door as a glue-car for them peas to sit in. Back of the fork, get some mashed taters first, then use the knife to get some peas on-board.

>>512372863 (OP)
>>512373081
proper table etiquette is fine, but what the fuck just stab the peas bruh, it's peas they're not even that good to begin with

did he get dressed up fancy like just to tell me how to eat dem peas?

>>512372863 (OP)
Just bring the plate up to your mouth and shovel them in.

>>512372863 (OP)
well, its called etiquette, some people are born with it, some are not.
Japanese like slurp soup, making those weird noises
Tibetans think its cool to munch their with their mouth wide open and burp
Indians think its ok to eat with their hands, burp and not to shower
Niggas think is cool to be loud when they eat

>>512373073
fpbp

>>512372863 (OP)
He was holding his fork like a toddler lifting up those peas, aren’t you supposed to hold it like a pencil in your right hand? Stupid brittards no wonder we revolted

>>512372863 (OP)
is this AI? the peas look weird.

>>512372863 (OP)
Dis nigga eatin peas

>>512372863 (OP)
So you agree the more etiquettes you have the more faggy you are.

>>512372863 (OP)
you should have posted him eating rice. I still think he's taking the piss with that video

The problem is peas are gross. Nothing delicious has peas.

>>512372863 (OP)
Seems like good advice.

>>512372863 (OP)
Lmao I also took business etiquette in college I suspect these classes are a total waste in today's world

>>512372863 (OP)
He looks like a nice guy.

>>512373073
based pea spooner

>>512372863 (OP)

I eat my peas with honey; I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.

taste the peaness

>>512373701
this nigga never had maltese pastizzi

>>512372863 (OP)
my god just fucking use a spoon

>>512372863 (OP)
I use a spoon for peas

>>512372863 (OP)
I just pick the plate up and let them roll into my mouth and bounce off my face

>>512372863 (OP)
Good idea honestly.

>>512373073
>>512373139
I use my hand.

>>512373701
they're full of protein, and give me an excuse to use the word "legume"

>>512372863 (OP)
I use my own metal sporks. People are retarded what else is new.

>>512374015
Irish people are this ugly???

>>512373081
I actually paid attention to that, so now the civilized people that run stuff actually like me and I get to boss over the plebs that eat with the fork in the right hand in public.

>>512372863 (OP)
>I'D RATHER GIVE IT TO ISRAEL

>>512372863 (OP)
He looks like my cousin but a bit less zesty

>>512373081
we were taught this shit by our nanny/mistress growing up. bitch was harder than most niggers in san quintin but looked and sounded just like that fugly ass bong singer that was on the competitions, forget her name

>>512373139
This I just spoon them, I don’t care what elite pedophiles say

>>512373238
bruh, peas w/butter garlic smoked paprika and some balsamic vinegar go fucking hard...step yo seasonin game up faggot

>>512373081
Cotillion? I had to do that shit in 8th grade, it was so fucking pointless I still don’t get why so many people I know had to do it.

>>512373517
naah nigga thats how you are supposed to hold a fork when stabbing shit and bringing it to your mouth...a fork is an eating utensil, not a shovel as i used to be told before getting whacked with a fly swatter or ruler for holding a fork wrong

>>512374997
because it's part of your fucking heritage you fucking troglodyte. you may not sit down for a coursed meal often, but when you do it's best to know how not to look like an jew (have almost as bad of table manners as jeets)

>>512374997
i was born in 1984 and this was middle school but i forget what my age was. we had to use sewing machines and shit. it was called "home economics"
we got tested about where all the utensils go and how to eat properly. we had to sew a teddy bear and it was a year-long trial and everyone would store the teddy bears in a locker in the classroom
i stole a teddy bear made by some girl and passed it off as my own because you could just switch the teddy bears left over after class
fuck all of this shit i would have been better off in prison

>>512372863 (OP)
I just eat ass

>>512375313
did you make the pillows and boxer shorts? i made a burger

>>512374951
>peas with [MASSIVE AMOUNT OF SEASONING] tastes good bro

>>512375464
hahaha i do think i made a pillow

>>512373073
I hate peas so I use a spoon to fling them at people.

>>512375490
garlic butter paprika and vinegar is not a massive amount of seasoning you fucking nigger

>>512375618
haha nice, still have mine somewhere, is not picrel

>>512372863 (OP)
I guess that's a good tip. But I don't really make a habit of eating peas alone. They're usually mixed in with rice or mashed potatoes or something.

>>512373073
This. My friend used to eat peas like cereal. A giant fucking bowl of them that he would microwave with some butter then eat with a spoon. Everyone called him Mowgli because he was brown all he ate was fruits and vegetables.

>>512375490
Didnt know 4 seasonings was a massive amount. Enjoy your boiled chicken breast.

>>512375778
did he grow up poor? the kids i knew whos moms were on wic and food stamps would eat like that cuz their parents would sell their foodstamps for drugs and booze

William, I humbly request that you show me the proper etiquette for receiving a maple syrup footjob under the table

>>512372863 (OP)
i'm a faggot and i watch this

>>512375897
elbows off the table, soup spoon on the far left

>>512376004
how does being a fag work in an almost 70% mohammedan country like malaysia? isn't that the country that canes your ass if you litter?

>>512373388
Niggas think it’s cool to eat shellfish and lobster on a plane.
White people think it’s cool to cook shellfish in a airplane bathroom

>>512376085
far left? dude spoons always go next to knives (depending on if soup is first course or not determines whether on left or right) and salad forks are always the furthest left utensil

>>512373073
I just suck them all up like a vacuum cleaner SLUUUUURP

what kind of souless britbong faggot eats that many pees?

>>512372863 (OP)
You're one of those zoomers that makes fun of men lifting weights. You're literally gay.

>>512375858
literally no one mentioned "boiled chicken breast" except (You), this kind of conclusion-jumping ASSuming argument is always transparently bullshit
what kind of point are you even trying to fucking make by jumping into someone else's reply chain just to say some stupid bullshit? is it specifically to get a (You)? congrats

>>512372863 (OP)
lol

>>512373139
Gross.

>>512372863 (OP)
Okay but I don't want people to think I'm a faggot so I'm not going to do that.

>>512375313
>i was born in 1984


Noice, how does 40+ feel?

>>512372863 (OP)
>Knowing something makes you gay.
>Smart people are actually stupid.
Every thread in this board is designed to get zoomers to become homosexual morons. This entire board is a psyop to turn you into a loser and naysayer.

>>512376435
nice deflection faggot, now go back to r/eddit

>>512376611
Notice how easy it is to brainwash a zoomer.

>>512372863 (OP)
Is that a tablet under the plate

>>512376611
you kikes have atrocious table manners anyway so no one will judge your eating habits when they have such a plethora of other social and physical peculiarities to hate you for

>>512376628
it's fine. feels the same. more anger and depression, if i'm being honest. but i still feel quick and spry and im not losing any strength in the gym and still morning wood every time

>>512372863 (OP)
>Not just eating out of a paper plate/bowl and bending it into a funnel and dumping the peas into your mouth
Retard alert

>>512376870
it's called a charger plate...they are normally round
>Charger plates serve as decorative bases for plates in formal table settings, enhancing the visual appeal of the table while also protecting the tablecloth and catching crumbs and spills. They are not intended for serving food directly.

>>512373595
Bloody benchod

>>512372863 (OP)
All those manners and still your country is getting fucked by immigrants

>>512372863 (OP)
I just changed my opinion on white genocide

>>512373073
I usually mix em with my mashed taters and gravy, then eat that by scooping it with my fork. Same for corn, but not lima beans I eat those individually by stickinf them with the fork. I much prefer green beans, either sxrambled with egg ir juat seasoned with salt and pepper.

>>512375083
That’s ridiculous. I know it’s a fork and not a shovel. How do you eat mashed potatoes or rice? Isn’t a spoon an eating utensil? Do you eat soup with the back of the spoon or is that okay to shovel with? Can’t believe you got hit with a fly swatter at dinner time, didnt it launch crusty fly gut dust all over your food?

>>512377109
There’s a short on YouTube or Facebook where a lady eats off of the charger plate and her fancy family can’t stop laughing hysterically. The comments are gold, nobody knows why it’s funny.

>>512376264
Based whitey

>>512374523
You should get tested for autism

>>512372863 (OP)
The E V R O P E A N Reviewbrah is WILD frfr mah niggas.

>>512372863 (OP)
Zesty, but im still not sure if that faggot is 100% serious or at least somewhat aware how ridiculous he is.

>>512374015
>actual turds in her food

>>512376348
Based

>>512372863 (OP)
Eww. This thread is fool of primates.

>>512375232
>heritage
Kek what? My heritage isn’t sucking peas with pedophile elites

>>512377919
Hell yeah anon I do the same

>>512377919
man i kept reading corn as cum and couldnt figure out why the fuck you were comparing using a fork to eat cum to using a fork to eat lima beans

>>512378796
You put it on the back of the fork. Here is a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhWTLik23XQ

>>512372863 (OP)
He is very zesty.

>>512373139
Spoons are banned in bongland. The fag in the OP webm actually filmed in dublin

>>512372863 (OP)
Chopsticks are more civilized but I use wood

instead of metal like some soldier in the wilderness

>>512376348
People might have laughed at you in school, but i would of kicked their ass.

>>512373264
>basic bitch black suit jacket with basic bitch white long sleeve collared shirt with a basic bitch neck tie
>fancy
The dude's a faggot on his way to open doors at a funeral home.

>>512373701
This nigga don't even eat split pea soup, jannies arrest this man.

>>512374177
>>512374015
>ladies n gentlemen, we got em.

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