Thread 512388596

*taps sign*

>ads are.... LE GOOD
What the actual fuck is this mindset? /pol/ used to be anti-globohomo, now you faggots cheer for it

The devil laughs at this world.

Sign tapping makes no sense in this context. Who sees Ronald McFucking Donald and thinks "omg im gonna enlist!"

>>512388933
FPBP. I block the ads for a reason you niggers

>>512388933
Ronald is the shit

That clown creeps me out.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhSGQXmVHuQ&pp

>>512389648
I do

>>512388933
Who are you responding to?

>>512389648
ronald mcdonald is the uncle sam pointing of our time. He represents american values.

>>512388596 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU

You fucks are so retarded. Explain this to me without claiming I'm a kike because I'm just asking to understand something;

>I saw a commercial with Ronald McDonald in it! I'M JOINING THE US MILITARY NOW!!!!

How is this something you think is real?

>>512390228
He’s also not a fat black woman yet.

>>512389648
Quick...someone post the pic of the national guard posted at mcds

>>512390328
It’s all “ Americana “ meant to make white idiots think back to a time when America wasn’t completely shit and this make them feel patriotic

>>512389648
>Sign tapping makes no sense in this context.
Its about giving you the illusion of a return to the days before 11S so you feel like you should enlist to defend this new "born again" country and MIGA

>>512390228
Trvke

>>512389648
You don't get it. A 25 year old zoomer will see "that weird af clown from those japanese memes in the meme compilations" and suddenly realize they have to enlist in the marines.

>>512388933
America loves corporate superheroes pretty weird lol

Clown bros we are SO BACK

>>512388933
Are you too fucking stupid to understand the point OP is making?
They are trying to give us "cultural wins" so we are less likely to rebel against the state and join the nations effort in upcoming WWIII
This is a lame attempt to pacify us. And OP is criticizing it.
Fuck you are dumb.

What if they took his makeup off and it was the fat guy from ICP?

>>512388596 (OP)
Good, he’s a lot better than that guy with the retarded voiceover on all the commercials for what feels like the past 15 years
>my oh my, look at that juicy, voluptuous Big Mac… doesn’t it just make you want to goon? Bah da bah da bah…

>>512388596 (OP)
What happened to the thief and some other characters? The anthropomorphic happy meal's were very retarded.

>>512390328
Kek.
Oh no they aren't advertising with a morbidly obese black lesbian...fucking jooooos!

>>512390328
It's not that this one thing will cause millions of people to join the army. It's about the cumulative effect all of these small concessions will end up having. You have <85 IQ.

>>512389818
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXeHnvImcMk
Everything that appears in you TV is scripted by them

>>512389951
lmao

>>512389648
Someone has to defend the McEthnoState™

>>512388596 (OP)
This creepy clown is part of why I refuse to eat McDonalds

>>512390493
>>512390504
Most zoomers don't even know what the fuck ronald is or care. Who are they trying to convince - out of shape fat loser 38 year olds who were the last generation to grow up in "the old days"? And even then, patriotism just leads to nationalism which leads to a lack of wanting to be involved in foreign wars and xenophobia - if the jew wants us fighting for israel and accepting immigrants bringing us back to the old days works against them. It didn't work in the past why would it work now? Yes, they got people to enlist during WWI and WWII, but purely out of war effort when a war already existed and was wiping out staunch allies and after we were attacked. Almost everything you see relating to how people were enlisted and convinced to join back in WWI/II era is based on propaganda pushed AFTER joining the war.

Mcdonalds adverts have never gotten someone to sign up for service.

Remember when McDonald's had soul? Before it became a bland, minimalist, shell of its former self?

>>512390651
This. They must bring back the Hamburglar!

>>512388596 (OP)
Didn't they have grimace shakes a few years ago

>>512388596 (OP)
Predictable.

>>512390535
Nigger a 25-year-old zoomer would have been fourteen eleven years ago. They know Ronald McDonald from McDonalds not just the Touhou video.

lol lmao

>>512388933
Ads are actually highly sophisticated propaganda tools, and should be analyzed as such.

>>512391059
Damn they even had nopan cunny running around

>>512391001
>>512390535
Nigga I'm a zoomer and I know who he is. I didn't even know they stopped using him

>>512391156
>>512390651
He was literally in the commercial just now, idiots

>>512391426
11 years ago most people weren't watching cable television already and ads weren't really for fast food online much at all aside radio style (primarily just voice over with some semi-still image of a food item). Hell, even ads on television 11 years ago for mcdonalds didn't have ronald much at all. Where is this 14 year old seeing or caring about ronald mcdonald? I'm nearly 40 and I don't give a shit about ronald and he was super prominent growing up even being on the news and shit as a guest during the morning. Not about to sign up for the military because "OMG ITS THAT CLOWN WHO SELLS CHEESEBURGERS!". This still doesn't tie into joining the military either way, a call to past times would make people want to avoid war and avoid the military, the only times citizens actually willfully joined en masse in recent history was after 9/11 and that was not due to commercials but due to a fake terrorist attack. Unless the hamburgler is blowing shit up I don't see the correlation.

>>512391629
>I didn't even know they stopped using him

Exactly, it's irrelevant and so is Ronald McDonald or else you would have known that 11 fucking years went by without him.

I miss Ollie Oak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIiIwme7i4k

>>512388596 (OP)
but the blonde girl is back in a jeans commercial as well?!

Kinda sad for actual clowns how the word clown has increasingly became a generic low-ball insult.

>>512390615
>clowns in ads are a cultural win
LMFAOOOOO

>>512388596 (OP)
>Groypers think Ronald Mcdonald is going to send me to war.
Braindead.

>>512388933
Jews managed to trick Zoomers into thinking that sucking Israel and Corpo cock is Based

>>512391844
Juggalos live a tough life.

>>512389648
Literally me. You lost tranny.

>>512388596 (OP)
but war with Iran didn't happen

now what signtapper bros?

>>512392041
Not enough coca cola ads with white people in them to get them to enlist, apparently.

>>512388933
>>512389648
>>512390328

LoL cower lil glowies and be afraid. We don't want the good(ol) days we want the (new)bad days ahead but bad for whomst you ask. haaahahaahahaaaaa

>>512391863
the narrative is an attempt at making young men think that society is returning to conservative values. ronald mcdonald is just a small cog in the operation. you will have people like charlie kirk etc. shilling for war with iran while at the same time shilling kosher conservatism and supporting people that want you and your children dead. they even think its funny.

You now remember the abomination that was the Sundae puppet from the Ronald Mcdonald Adventures vhs series. This is a result of turning the disgusting Klasky Csupo (Eastern European jewish) animation into a physical puppet.

https://youtu.be/v8syib2lf7I?si=_lFCyX7JZQbvi7Qt

>>512391851
You are deeply fucking retarded. America runs on nostalgia, so a return to the "normalcy" of the 80's and 90's, even the 2000's, is pure emotional manipulation for millennials and even some old zoomers at this point.
When did /pol/ get so fucking stupid?

>>512388596 (OP)
who the fuck eats at mcnigger
their burgers are pure trash and their cola is like 40% cola 60% tap water
the only thing you can eat there is their ice cream

>>512392229
>ads are a cultural win
LMAO DUDE PLEASE KEEP GOING

>>512391664
Hell yeah!

>>512392161
We would annihilate Iran overnight. If the big bad was China or Russia, maybe groypers would have a point.

In either case, they're all brown retards falling for propaganda.

>>512388596 (OP)
Holy shit so based!!! The golden age of America is here!!! I'm enlisting tomorrow to fight for our greatest ally and to beat back the Chicoms!!!

>>512388596 (OP)
How long until Japan released the McDonald's fighting game Happy Set?

>>512392277
Yeah I can "KEEP GOING DUDE" because you are a fucking retard and have no idea how culture and social conditioning work in a society. I'm not going to continue spoonfeeding you, retard. Learn, lurk, or kill yourself.

>>512391732
>11 years ago most people weren't watching cable television already
Bullshit, that was when Netflix first started getting popular but most still watched cable. And since zoomers were fourteen when they stopped using Ronald, they would have had their whole childhood of several years before 11 years ago to learn of him anyway. Ronald statues were at the restaurants too. Even if they somehow don't have the nostalgia, zoomers yearn for a time before they were born. It's why they're obsessed with fast food cooked in beef tallow and voted for Trump, and it's how they'll get zoomers to enlist. "If we just win this war against those pesky mudslimes and chinks who are keeping America from prosperity, we'll functionally return to a time like the 80s-90s." Zoomers hate the 2020s and they want to go back. Ronald sets the tone.

RON RON RUUUUU

>>512392161
So for ronald mcdonald to get you to join the military you have to already be a retard who listens and obsesses over "muh influencers" who tell you what to think? It's not ronald telling you to join the military, it's you having no thoughts of your own - how do you know who the fuck "charlie kirk" is or what his views are? You shouldn't be listening to someone else to tell you what to think or do with your life, it's pathetic and is exactly what kikes want you to do - but you're upset because a fucking clown sells french fries on cable TV watched by 68 year old retirees..

>>512392229
>If people are nostalgic they'd join the military even though this has never been something that lead to joining the military
>If people are nostalgic they'll feel patriotic which will make them join the military even though in the entire history of the US the only time "patriotism" has gotten us to join the military was during the revolution, during the middle of wars we were already in (we aren't in any), and after we were attacked in our own nation.

>>512390228
>american values

>>512388596 (OP)
good job spreading the word

>>512388596 (OP)
*tap*
*tap*

>>512388596 (OP)
>why so white?

>>512388596 (OP)
what does ronald mcdonald have to do with dying for israel? meds

>>512392342
>reddit spacing
>We would annihilate Iran overnight.
and how would this make the world a better place? i dont want millions of iranian "asylum seekers" invading my country. because that is what is going to happen, and what has been happening for decades. israel leverages usa, wich in turn leverages a coalition that fucks over some random sandnigger country wich in turn sends hordes of swarthy subhumans to europe and america.

>>512392496
>So for ronald mcdonald to get you to join the military you have to already be a retard who listens and obsesses over "muh influencers" who tell you what to think?
That's what most people are.

>>512392476
You're a zoomer who is making up history, you're the same type who goes on about muh blockbuster being something people went to regularly and all this gay bullshit and shit like that. I'm not interested in debating your dishonest timeline. 2015 was definitely not "when netflix started getting popular" and netflix was not the start of watching things on a computer.

11 years ago people were already watching Roku and other streaming options on televisions, watching online streaming from a million different options, etc. Netflix got big after ~2009 for streaming (not just dvd service) and was far from the first or "only" popular one by any means. You were either fucking 10 years old or unbelievably poor and stupid.

>>512392496
>live in an echo chamber
>DO NOT KNOW YOUR ENEMY
its in everyones interest to have a balanced view of the world. as i said before, ronald mcdonald is a small cog, but normie conservatives see shit like white girl in jeans commercial and ronald mcdonald as winning the culture war wich in turn makes them believe the state wants the best for them.

>>512392745
based im still torrenting everything lol

>>512392745
Maybe the dementia is setting in for you but what you said was "11 years ago most people weren't watching cable television already," which just isn't true. And you aren't considering that zoomers didn't spawn into the world 11 years ago.

>>512392894
I might accept what you're saying here, but I just don't believe that ties into joining the military at all. Yes, normie cuckservatives will see this as a cultural victory and see corpo/govt as "on their side again" but that doesn't lead to people enlisting. You need a war with a positive message for joining it, if Ronald started telling people to join to protect your children's freedom or something that's one thing, but not "buy a quarter pounder" during peacetime.

>>512392662
You don't even know what reddit spacing is you fucking retard. And you're the one waving those asylum seekers into your country.

>>512388596 (OP)
Donald McClown is back

rgnj8

>>512388596 (OP)
>80s are coming back
>this time we must not let go

>>512393059
>You don't even know what reddit spacing is you fucking retard.
you where literally feddit spacing. kys retarded ipad baby chinktok feddit faggot

>>512388596 (OP)
gay

>>512389648
I would KILL FOR RONALD

>>512393319
lel my rotting unc brain posted the captcha

>>512391851
If you lived through the 80s and 90s, especially as a child, you understand the power of good quality advertising. Americans are a deeply retarded people and in the 80s and 90s, commercials were cultural touchstones, because everyone watched TV and not just watched TV in general, but like 90% of viewership was on only a dozen or so channels. So, yes, an old clown being in an ad is a cultural win to naive people.

Returning to this era with commercials is one prong of a multifaceted initiative to keep America from unraveling and get buy-in from people who were checked out or on the verge of checking out of the overall system, especially White disenfranchisement that presents a potential threat to continued system stability.

It appears that America and its European vassals are all-in on eventually going to war with Russia or China (or both) in a WW3 scenario, probably to address the financial problems created in the wake of 2008 in most of the Western/liberal world, just like WW2 was used to address the financial problems of the 1930s. It also will have the nice touch of massively culling the dwindling population of White men under age 40 and eliminating resistance to brown immigration and the permanent shift of Whites to a minority population in Europe and North America.

>>512393043
i hope you are right, but fear you are not. i dont think most people have the ability to distinguish right from wrong, especially regarding geopolitics and culture war. just look at ukraine vs russia, wich is an absolute shitshow.

>>512389648
>obsessed with draft narrative when the overall message is disowning the relevancy of culture war bullshit because it’s intended purpose is to give both sides of a false dichotomy a methodology of oppressing each other as both sides uniformly work toward the same goal of making a globalistic autocratic government.

Yeah I’m sure we’ll need to enlist when the whole point of using it as a detraction was the same shit as red deer.
Just say it’s what ever thing you can guarantee won’t happen to disparage the core premise of the message which is the actual threat. You know, both sides being fake, because this virtually disarms occult niggerdom by making everyone fully aware that their government and all of the media cycle shit is not only fake, but designed to justify enslaving you by providing you with controlled enemies.

They’re using the Hegel model to subvert the country using a two party system that occult niggers DESIGNED this countries government to eventually produce that guarantees the occult total control over everyone in the west. Masons/kikes/satanists/jesuits/illuminsharty all have slap fights to make you think they’re literally all not the same thing. They totally completely are. Stop falling for it.

9/11 was evidence
King nigger was evidence
OWS was evidence
GG was evidence

You are without excuse. They use minorities they don’t give a shit about and then create more of them to demoralize their control group in order to get them to tolerate all the benign evil shit they cartoonishly want. It’s fucking pedantic.

Stop being retards.
Sign tappers are pointing out that there is an undeniable pattern to this crap and it’s played out before in history just before world war 2. They did the same shit with feminism and other cancer. It’s always been there. It has always consistently been getting worse regardless of tech and time period.
They are doing this deliberately to prepare you for the antichrist.

>>512388596 (OP)
He was gone?

>>512388596 (OP)
I work next to a Ronald McDonald house on a daily basis.

>>512388596 (OP)
>mutts got their burger mascot back
>MIGA military enrollment has increased by 100%
They just have to change back the mcslops to their original colorful red roof designs

>>512390504
>11S

OwO wuts dis

This isn't about sign tapping.
McDonalds as a company is failing due to greed and tone-deafness. Bring back tranny clowns isn't going to save them.

I don't watch ads. Was Ronald really just wiped from all their marketing? Has McDonald's just been making "Burgers?" ads for the last decade?

Ronald coming back is nice but until the locations bring back the golden arches who gives a shit.
I don't expect the toys to come back due to a combination of insurance liability and being a pain to clean but the building should go back at least.

>>512394431
the ship has sailed. fuck mcdonalds and fuck the establishment.

bring McTonight again instead of that creepy faggot clown.

>>512388596 (OP)
THANKBYOU PREISENT TRUMP

>>512388596 (OP)
I didn't know he was gone. Who the fuck watches commercials? Or has anything but contempt for goyslop?

>>512388596 (OP)
I havent seen an actual commercial in 10 years.

>>512392277
How much are you paid to act like a complete fucking retard on here? You should be fired from your garbage shill farm job and blacklisted from ever getting one again.

>>512390908
I'd McFuck the shit out of her clussy.

>>512389648
I just did

>>512388596 (OP)
Yeah, everything is returning except low prices. Go fuck yourselves, kikes.

>>512393550
>They are doing this deliberately to prepare you for the antichrist.

>>512391775
i hate these fake ass "old" new videos. this shit is so fucking annoying.

>>512388933
We have a bunch of lemmings in our midst.

>>512390535
No, zoomers are thinking about hanging boomer homeowners for a place to stay.

>>512389648
You're a retard if you think sign tapping is just about not enlisting.

>>512389648
Me. I'll see you in Iran buddy

>>512390328
listen, i'd follow Col. McDonald through the gates of hell, i would

>>512394736

This/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng

>>512388596 (OP)
Now that the all retarded parents are done having kids we can let the next generation of parents take their kids out for occasional fun at a McDonald’s play place. Turns out it’s not the advertising that’s the problem it was the parents raising the kids.

>>512389648
>He doesn't have a great Norwegian icon to be proud of

>>512392522
None of that happened under Ronald's watch

>>512388596 (OP)
not gonna make me pay 15 bucks for a bigmac combo.

>>512388596 (OP)
RAN RAN RUUU

>>512389648
It’s just the latest “I posted it again!” on /pol/. It will be replaced by some other faggy psyop of a “psyop” in a few weeks.

>>512389951
the chinks were right to mock that creepy nigger

>>512388933
>sign tapping means cheering for ads
you are the retarded one

>>512389648
Its trying to prove that americana is still there and this country still has things you care for
member mcdonald
member childhood
america still good
please go fight in a war now
you have to understand this is only going to be compounded
they are rolling all this out as prework until the real hard hitter propaganda is coming out

Too late. They fucked around too long thinking they were embedded in culture and didn't need to care about future customers. The current generation is too poor and didn't grow up on McDonalds. They couldn't give less of a fuck when they can't afford food from the grocery store.
McDonalds will die with boomers as will most restaurants

>>512391059
>>512394431
SOVL

>>512391851
>using shit that used to work on the cattle goyim
Not a cultural win but definitely a retracement on the globohomo we have been subjected to over the last 15 years

>>512392496
>If people are nostalgic they'd join the military even though this has never been something that lead to joining the military
WRONG
>during the middle of wars we were already in (we aren't in any)
YET

>>512388596 (OP)
bring back MacTonight (moonman) and I'll eat there for the first time in 20 years

>>512392539
>oh shit, that looks like a cool schizo rabbit hole series to watch
>50$
Yeah fuck that.

>>512388596 (OP)
Ran
Ran
Ruu

>>512388596 (OP)
What? How will Ronald McDonald returning make me want to die for israel? I didn’t even know he went away.

>>512398304
And a girugamesh to you too.

>>512388596 (OP)
McDonald's is strange when it comes to their advertising. They retired their McDonaldland characters, but they, out of the blue, brought back Hamburglar for a campaign, as well as the "Grimace's Birthday" promotion for a new drink (and kids don't even know who Grimace is due to no commercials).

McDonald's is overpriced dogshit anyway.

>>512398533
Get the fuck out of my restaurant you fucking weeb

>>512392745
>muh blockbuster being something people went to regularly
Xoomer here
WE DID BITCH

>>512398399
see
>>512397878
And that retracement can brainwash the goyim into AGAIN
>young men wageslaving away
>marriages - leading to children to keep the pyramid scheme going
>patriotism - leading to recruitment numbers going up (dumb goyim never think they'll actually die in war when they "serve")

>>512398562
I saw Ronald McDonald in a commercial today. The mere sight of a reflection of myself on the TV made me feel overcome with patriotic fervor and the irresistible urge to dive head first into the meat grinder even though I’ve known not to enlist for 20 years. This time was different though: I was prepared to march straight down to my local recruitment office and give my life for our greatest ally. But when I shared my experience on /pol/, a brave anon tapped the sign for me and I suddenly remembered my 20 years worth of redpilling and decided not to go.

If it weren’t for the brave signtappers I clearly would’ve blacked out and woken up missing limbs on a battlefield in some shithole country somewhere (not sure where, because the country keeps changing) when WWIII inevitably happens in two weeks.

>>512399153
TAP TAP TAP

Bringing back the clown isn't meant for people like us.
It's meant for the dumb goyim who can't remember past 2 weeks

>>512388596 (OP)
>*appeals to nostalgia*
yeah guys y'all going to be drafted

>>512389648
Indeed. Its retarded shit.

They should bring back the Original Ronald McDonald

>>512399364
Most here are saying they didn’t even realize Ronald McDonald went away. If anything I think they’re trying to improve sales by bowing to the memes showing how sterilized and utilitarian McDonalds locations have become. No one is going to die for israel because McDonalds is nostalgia pandering.

>>512388596 (OP)
he was gone?

>>512389648
It’s called nostalgia, you fucking moron, they purposely rolling shit back. Think 90s lead up to dying for Israel in the start of the 2000s. It’s really not that hard to spot.

>>512388596 (OP)
Ran ran ruuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj7wnlV3er4

>>512388596 (OP)
thank god. the world is healing. now we need to genocide all nonwhites

>>512390908
I’d serve her some McSplooge

>>512399509
>please goyim buy our shitty cancer food again
Merely a lower level in the overall scheme that sign-tappers have been warning about

>>512388596 (OP)
more importantly, is Ronald McDonald Irish?

>>512388933
>now you faggots cheer for it
You are responding to a 1pbtid, twitter screencaping, no link providing, fed meme pushing, SHILL. YOU FUCKING RETARD.
Not that I'm surprised, you are also a 1pbitd faggot shill too, so by this point this whole board is just shills and bots replying to shills and bots
Fucking this stupid gay ass internet

Die for Israel, goy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-X-r_02ZEU

>>512399617
They are shills/bots/trannie-jannies being disingenuous as always

Meanwhile in some other thread about trans getting kicked out of somewhere - pic related

McDonalds hasn't employed whites in 2 decades here.

>>512399509
yeah dude just park anywhere or go to the drive-thru

>>512391001
>Who are they trying to convince - out of shape fat loser 38 year olds who were the last generation to grow up in "the old days"?
Correct. At this age you have either already had kids or definitely aren't going to, and are becoming dangerously disillusioned with society but you are still fit soak up a drone bomb.

>>512399760
All clowns are jews

>>512399698
So if [x] (x being literally anything at all), then tap da sign?

>>512400037
>All clowns are jews
Big, if true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-6O8gGbdz0&list=RDk-6O8gGbdz0

>>512390908
Ronaldina?!?!?!

>>512388596 (OP)
>In the coming months... more than 2 years ago
>2 more weeks!

>>512400037
the creators of Ronald are jewish.
but why does he have Mc prefix?

Ronald Weisenthal just doesnt sound the same does it?

cultural appropriation of Irish culture...

>>512388596 (OP)
I hope they bring back the Big Mac! I love McDonald’s meal.

>>512400610
>Ronald Weisenthal just doesnt sound the same does it?
This is why Moon Man is superior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDgLOd5L8As&list=RDvDgLOd5L8As

>>512400683
wtf is this post

>>512400610
kek

>>512389648
idk, seeing this makes me want to join ISIS

>>512389648
americans bro
you seriously underestimate those retards

hE'S RETURNED TO PUT AN END TO THE DEMOGRAPHIC SITUATION
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

>>512388596 (OP)
Well thats it. I’m ready to die for Israel now.

>>512390504

So... anything good that potentially could happen in Spain is because there's a secret master plan to send YOU to Ukraine or something? Give it a rest, conspiratard.

>>512394007

ESL 9/11.

>>512388596 (OP)
>>512388596 (OP)
>>512388596 (OP)

WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES, RONALD??!

>>512396420
My family started making smashburgers all the time during summer and I'm fiendishly working on finding the best copycat Animal sauce and Mac sauce.

>>512399488
>those digits
Any fast food chain that leans heavy on showing off niggers or gives rappers special little meals has been dead to me for a long time. Fast food is literally pig-trough slop.