Thread 512390562

DOGE EMPLOYEE BRUTALLY FUCKED

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14974037/donald-trump-federal-takeover-washington-dc-doge-raped.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

>The president said that a young man who was working for DOGE was 'hurt real bad, in the worst way' and 'beat up and you know, by a bunch of thugs in D.C.'
>The identity of the 19-year-old young man involved in the reported incident is Edward Coristine, famously nicknamed 'Big Balls' by his peers.
>'My friend Big Balls is a hero,' wrote Coristine's friend Marko Elez on X, who said he 'took this photo after Edward protected a young woman from an attempted carjacking by 8 thugs near Dupont Circle.'
>Big Balls' was part of the group of brilliant youngsters working into the night, sleeping on office couches and surviving on pizza and Red Bull as part of Musk's original DOGE crew.
>The president posted an image of the young DOGE employee who was allegedly beaten and raped, with blood streaming down his face.
>Elon Musk also expressed his concerns about the incident on social media, claiming that a gang of about a dozen young men tried to rape a woman in her car.

>>512390562 (OP)
This is problem with big balls. They often get you beat up. I have the same problem.

>>512390629
>'Big Balls' brutally anally raped!
my sides

>>512390562 (OP)
Jewfro

>>512390562 (OP)
BIG PUSSY more like

TOLL PAID

>>512390562 (OP)
False flag attack to federalize the DC in preparation for the american Night of the Long Kikes.

>>512390562 (OP)
>Hiring a 19 year old to be in charge of government efficiency
He deserved his ass beat

>>512390562 (OP)

As long there are no consequences, they'll keep up with their shit.

These people never have to face the legal consequences. Now they think they can do whatever they want, its pure entitlement.

Captcha: GANG4

>Edward protected a young woman from an attempted carjacking by 8 thugs near Dupont Circle.

>'A Doge team member saw what was happening, ran to defend her and was severely beaten to the point of concussion, but he saved her,' Musk wrote. 'It is time to federalize DC.'

>Hey you mob of 8 thieves. Stop right now!

He's really determined to right the wrongs in society. I mean its just some woman's car. You gotta be smarter than that fighting crime. Like calling the police from a safe location.

que internet action heros thinking being a retard is a good thing.

>>512390562 (OP)
is his last name Nash?

>>512391752
You can't help it. If you have big balls it just takes over. Only big balls guys will understand. You can't not act.

>Brave white big balls attempted to stop a mugging and got brutally anal raped by a pack of future engineers
Humilliation ritual mass media programming, the message the kikes are trying to send to you is to just let niggers chimp out lest have your gangrape be publicly broadcasted.

>>512391752
Totally believable.

>>512390562 (OP)

This guy is now the most redpilled man on earth at the moment. This will radicalise enough for 10 lifetimes. I cant wait to see what he becomes.

>>512390562 (OP)
Damn timmie got BLACKED

>>512390562 (OP)
lol op pic pretty much what would happen to /pol/ if they say it out on the street instead of in mommas basement.

>>512392922

Firstly he should get on roids, then get big, then get a fucking monster dog, then… then… we will see what he becomes.

>>512390562 (OP)
>>The president posted an image of the young DOGE employee who was allegedly beaten and raped, with blood streaming down his face.
They raped him? I doubt it.

>>512390562 (OP)
>dozen young men
This is why I upgraded to a .45 with a 15rd mag, 9mm and a eight stack just isn't capable in the year 2025.

>>512390562 (OP)
Got beat up by a 15 year old girl. lmao what a pussy

>>512390562 (OP)

... he will get over it and carry this moment with pride!

>>512390562 (OP)
The niggers raped him in the bussy as well??
Gawd I wish that would've been me

>>512393158
It was a wild pack of niggers thoughbeit

>>512391752
Naive men really do have to learn about niggers the hard way. Sad but true. Don't die for the car of some women you don't know, not worth it.

>>512390562 (OP)
>'My friend Big Balls is a hero,' wrote Coristine's friend Marko Elez
If that were the case he would have just said he got beat up, not assraped
Now this dued's reputation is over, he will forever give women the ick

>>512390562 (OP)
>>512390629
The addition of rape was very cute, bravo.

>>512390562 (OP)
>tries to help woman
>gets beaten and raped
lesson learned

>>512391146
>In 1776, the ages of the Founding Fathers varied, but many were relatively young. For example, Alexander Hamilton was 21, Aaron Burr was 20, and James Monroe was just 18

>>512391752
>this entire post

Geeze I wonder why britain has fallen.

I wish I could rape white twinks too

>>512394230
lmao it's all you people are. Shame.

>>512394230
Two wrongs don't make a right.

>>512390562 (OP)
This is why education will never equate to actual intelligence. This little twerp, for his "smarts", really thinks its smart to leave near crazy niggers like the ones in D.C., AND THEN, to go around at night without a gun, like its all going to be ok.

Pathetic.

>>512394230
oof...

>>512390562 (OP)
He got taken down a peg or two, didn't he?

>>512394660
Yea good point. All the money and education on Earth won't save you if you're not wise to the nigger question. A smart idiot.

>>512390735
>>512390629
I wish I couldn't stop laughing at
>big balls brutally anally raped

>>512392571
can't you read, it was Balls

>>512390686
hi Drachenlord!

>>512394378
Oh yes, Alex Big Ballz Hamilton and Aaron Niglicker Burr, brutally anally raped during the battle of Old Vagon.

>>512390562 (OP)
>After the assault Big Balls had been horribly beaten and bruised, now, Big Black Blue Balls

>>512394378
Except that was middle age back then. Same reason 10 was the age of consent to marry

>>512396596
>A young zesty DOGE worker is in critical condition and you're laughing. Someone named BIG BALLS was anally raped today and you're laughing.

>>512390562 (OP)
Lolol this should happen to every single faggot working for DOGE.

>>512391075
>False flag attack to federalize the DC in preparation for the american Night of the Long Kikes.
God willing.

>>512390562 (OP)
Should have learned to dodge before he doged

>>512390562 (OP)
Big Balls was indeed beaten by carjackers when he was trying to protect his girlfriend
Weird you had to throw in rape but this place is pretty gay anyway so not surprising

>>512398550

Kek

>>512399812
we found him