Thread 512394783

https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/biscuits

>'Our factory makes 2,500 custard creams a minute'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80p9n5ypl1o

https://www.betterbiscuits.com/insights-and-inspiration/industry-news/

>'We all eat chocolate digestives wrong'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj0zdelrdgzo

Wagonwheels are shite and taste like stale cardboard with a layer of sofa foam.

All the jeets used to eat them at school.

RETVRN

https://xcancel.com/sundersays/status/1953090862696497184#m
>So there is now no chance at all you will repeat the claim - last made at 2.43pm - that it was fascists, if somebody else asks you about this?
>You apologised to the Essex Police many hours earlier - then kept giving contradictory answers
old man goes nuts and argues for hours with a chatbot

>>512394783 (OP)
We used to be a nation.

>>512394997
https://xcancel.com/sundersays/status/1953117629754835363#m
>You should simply switch yourself off - since you are making promises to adhere to a fact that you can not keep.
>Since you pledged to adhere to this established fact, you have continued to promote the misinformation again and again too.
amazing stuff

What a fucking shite edition
Biscuits are for children

There will be an answer
Let it be-e-e-e-e

>>512394783 (OP)
Damn even your wagon wheels are built like your slam pigs.

for me, it's a vesta ambient curry and super mousse for pudding

>>512394783 (OP)
>'We all eat chocolate digestives wrong'
disgusting

>>512395058
Fuck off you dim witted cunt.
>hurrrr munchie boxes lads hurrrr look at me, I'm posting it again hurrrrr

>>512394783 (OP)
>teacakes

Is it actually over for us or is there hope yet? I need some white pills to counter the black pills I’ve swallowed

another shit thread

>>512394935
it's all shit now, all the classics, penguins, club, tunnocks, mars and marathon or whatever the fuck the call them now, they aren't chocolatey, they all have this weird greasy waxy finish, fucking ersatz shit

>>512395198
>I need some white pills
Here you go lad.

>>512395174
Shut the fuck up you fucking nigger
'Biscuits' are for fucking children.
You're a fucking manchild.
Why don't you go eat candy too?
Fucking CHILD

>>512394963
Munchy box nationalism

https://xcancel.com/GuidoFawkes/status/1953066085789409723#m
>WATCH: Starmer Abandons Growth for ‘Living Standards’ Interventions in Next Budget
more communism and handouts for parasites

>>512395198
The only white pill is 'the event'

donate a munchybox to your local spastics today

>>512395390
Sweets are for stupid fucking faggots

>>512395376
>candy
nogdan spotted

>>512395198
Give up on mudsharks. Go east.

>>512395198
white pills don't work, only offline ignorance gives moments of relief

>>512395606
You stupid fucking faggot

>>512395606
Definitely some porn addled americanised zoomer twat.

Benny mongs in position, activate code Jaffa.

>>512394783 (OP)
Okay brit/pol/
My local Publix (grocery store chain) has an entire aisle dedicated to foreign food and for some reason a large amount of it is British treats. Candies, digestive biscuits, etc.
Recommended me a few things to try. I keep going past the aisle and wanna try something but I don't just wanna buy a bunch of crap.
I don't remember everything they have but it is more likely to be popular brands that you guys know.

Peasants

>>512395921
Grab the sweetest snack you can find, it'll taste the same as your american organic healthy bread.

>>512394963
>>512395058
>>512395376
>>512395390
>>512395593
What in the unholy fuck is all this goyslop? Not even a yorkie in sight.

>>512395977
It's big lad nourishment
You wouldn't get it you fucking mong

>>512394983
NO

>>512395968
I don't eat bread, not anymore at least. I am former amerifat, now just an american. I also don't normally eat candy or biscuits either but I thought it'd be fun and also British people are cool.

>>512395921
What have you seen? If I star recommending Freddos and they don't have any then we will both seem silly. Avoid Cadbury's, they went shit when the Jerries bought them.

>>512395198
Just watch jocko 'good' 15 times in a row

bogdan with his cringiest larp yet

>>512396104
flopdan

>>512396059
>British people are cool
Nicest thing I've read about us.

Seething mongs

>>512395857
your mums a paki shagger

Jocko good is so fucking good man
it really is the brass tacks truth that there's nothing else to be done

It’s over, isn’t it? This country is going to be a dystopian brown commie hellhole

3 of these a day

>>512394783 (OP)
I'll make this real simple for you retards. If you don't eat bourbons or McVitie's Hobnobs you are the biscuit underclass

>>512396228
That's it, second bottle of cider is getting opened. It's the cheap shit as well.

>>512395628
never forget a woman committed the original sin, and then convinced the first man that she did nothing wrong.

wearing my excellent glasses

>>512396304
If you eat biscuits as an adult man you're a fucking reddit tier faggot

>>512395058
may as well eat from a trough you fucking pig

It’s so over

>>512396304
Bourbons are shit, they don't even taste like chocolate.

>>512396317
>some cunt wanted an apple and now we pay taxes
Hate em

>>512396366
little lad detected

>>512396304
Custard Creams are the White man's choice.

>>512396275
all those fried labia
yummers

>>512396379
You're buying the wrong ones. M & S extra cream bourbons are surprisingly weak for example. Bourbons should be strong chocolate flavour, if they are, you know youve got the good ones

Start cumming into white sports socks

chocolate is for homos

>>512395948
Who the fuck has quiche with some doner?

>>512396417
got some sausage beans n mash on the atm
what now bitch?

>>512395977
That plate's too small for a roast dinner. Spoils the physics of the gravy.

sugar is for children

>>512395977
the gravy is too thin and weak

>>512396424
*prisoners choice
you get one given one packet of them every week.

>>512395977
>Broccoli
into the trash it goes

>>512395921
get yourself a creme egg and put it in the freezer and then eat it

>>512396655
Each?

New

>>512395979
>>512395979
>>512395979

Sitting on so much cash, I don't know if I should invest this in the S&P500 now or wait for a drop and split my investments between that and individual stocks

>>512395198
Nah mate its unironically over. I spent the afternoon in Leeds and was greeted by a huge mosque as I was approaching down the A61. Drove through some estates and it was grim. Houses had bars on the front doors and windows, graffiti covered a large amont of properties, the bins were overflowing with rubbish. The streets were also covered in all sorts of rubbish. The City centre is full of tramps injecting drugs and begging for money. The nice parts (where white people live) were clean and no bars were on the front doors or windows.

>>512396787
>no munchy box edition
Into the trash it goes

>>512396220
Having fun you desperate lonely loser.
>hurrrrr munchie boxes lads hurrrrrr I'm doing it again hurrrr

>>512396906
For how many people is this?
If this is offensive, great, but I am genuinely asking

>>512394983
Those are mint they are

Also never saw a homeless person with a cardboard sign begging on traffic islands before until I went to Leeds. Disgusting city.

>>512396998
>For how many people is this?
1

>>512397037
No
Naaaahhh
...how big is a 'big lad'?

>>512395921
>Recommended me a few things to try.
https://delivery.publix.com/store/publix/s?k=british
Is this their website?

If so, my pics are:
Fry's Turkish Delight
Bounty chcocolate bar
Lion bar
Maltesers

>>512397124
? it's just a large meal
you must be a tiny jew

>>512397177
They have more than what is listed on that website but I'll write down what you said, thanks bro.

>>512397188
I take shade under mushrooms it's true

>>512397030
Has a top bike kit shop tho, sportsbikeshop, with a crappier one right next door

clap

Might rent my bum

>>512397249
The place is disgusting mate. Driving around the City is also a fucking nightmare and you have to deal with pakis driving carelessly.

>>512397340
Find some fruity Lord

>>512396392
https://youtu.be/GKBtMLOC2oUxX_Ep7O8_6PnnIYW

>>512395921
Tim Tams.

>>512397037
>>For how many people is this?
>1

Retvrn to Mvnch

>>512396725
yeah?

>>512397340
how much and how good is it?

Here is another curve ball for you biscuit amateurs. FIG - ROLLS

>>512397512
Well if they're endorsed by Boris they have to be good, right?

>>512397574
>Godamn

>>512397709
£110 an hour x

>>512396272
>going to be
:^)

>>512397751
>Well if they're endorsed by Boris they have to be good, right?
Bong politicians love anything that's imported and brown.

>>512398142
>Choco Leibniz
Nonsense, that's just off brand 'Choco Newton's

it's dinner time and brit/pol/ are arguing about din-dins
the sun never sets, does it lads

I just baked my own short bread.
Piece of piss desu. Nice with a whiskey.
I'm not Scottish by the way.

>avin' a poo me I am. Teehee dead clever me I am. Going broke though. Don't like that me I don't. Prices going up they are. Government need to give more bennies they do. Not giving me anymore they're not. Not fair it isn't. Going to make me get a job or kill meself they are
I wish

>>512395198
>White pill
Not a white pill but good to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUoSvTDwd8

Do you ever think of me?
Because you're the ghost in my heart.

currently on the bus having a packet of maltesers

>>512398396
We do like our din dins.

>>512398547
I bet the cringe if they ever do

>>512397411
Yeah never drive into leeds. Every cunt parks up a few mile outside then trains it it. And if you think the city centre is bad, try going to vibrant shitholes like chapeltown.

>>512398428
She is incredibly unlikeable and offputting.

>>512394783 (OP)
indubitably
also takeaway munchy boxes are grim
plastic food for the lumpenproles

>>512398142
forren muck

they're just a shit chocolate malted milk

how long does the grouchy aloof teenage cat phase last? my kitten is a right cunt lately
only comes up to me me when she wants scratches or treats
spends the rest of the day sharpening her claws or licking her anus

Best biscuits for a cuppa: butter a rich tea and stick another one to it. Dunk. Thank me later.

>>512399059
rank
malted milks dunked in a cup of jersey gold top is the true patrician choice

>>512398654
She killed herself cos i dumped her and i have had a hard few months coming to terms with it sorry for being a faggot but i have been drinking cos it was her birthday

>>512399111
digits have spoken

>>512399054
When theyre young you got to tire them out esp if theyre indoor cats. Ours never shuts the fuck up.

>>512394783 (OP)
Wagon wheels aren't biscuits. Biscuits are things like digestives, custard creams, rich tea, etc.

>>512399176
>rose tattoo
Pube?

rarted

Sick of it lads

>>512399268
>Wagon wheels aren't biscuits
They're zero rated for VAT, therefore literally classed as biscuits by hmrc

>>512399176
damn bro that's some real dark shit
you sure it was your actions that tipped her over the edge?
you'll likely never get over that and booze isn't gonna help you either way

>>512399265
yeh fair enough she loves chasing laser dots all evening and i have a decent feather wand but she loses interest in that pretty fast
she likes to run around hoping i chase her and if i don't she'll sneak back into the room hoping i notice so she can run off again
at least she doesn't scream or yowl pretty much ever and lets me sleep as long as i want, the only annoying thing she does is jump on the telly and she does it for the attention now as she knows i stop what i'm doing and chase her off of it. one day when i'm not home it'll fall on her and her tiny little skull is gonna get absolutely pulverised

>>512394963
Are you going to eat all of that yourself?

>>512399406
>Says 'crumpets' in the manual govnah
Kafkaesque

I've had this book lying around for years and just read the back cover.
Don't think I'll be able to read it now.

>>512399707
creasing

>>512399176
Thanks for the larp pal

A bunch of losers talking about things they eat. Riveting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M
just fucking rarted

>>512399707
lewd

>>512399823
Food is core to the culture war. Preserve your food. Preserve your culture.

If you can find no common ground in the discussion of biscuits with your brothers than perhaps you're even further removed from the land you infest than my 180 year removed anglo ass.

i eat pot noodles with a spoon

>>512399352
>Rarted
Idk what it means
This what i imagine

Some people's aim in life is to get a mortgage

>>512400442
>Some people's aim in life is to get a mortgage
any brit whos not a neet parasite has this aim

>>512400519
>My aim in life is to get into debt
Kek

>>512400160
We are not brothers. You're a mong, governed by your base desires. I could throw a biscuit at you like a dog and you would bark on command.

>>512400434
it's a chav drinking beers down the park thing
>get a little tipsy
>"fuck I'm rarted now"

>>512400574
What are you going to do when your mummy pops her clogs?
They're going to kick you out of your council hovel you know lad, and then you won't be laughing.

back a di taxi
gangsta ting ya dun kno

>>512399054
your cat might just be a cunt though

>>512400669
L'khaim lad

>>512400519
>any brit whos not a neet parasite

>>512401220
didn't expect this gif to be as good as it is
nice

>>512396342
have a word with yerself

>>512401036
yeh maybe
when she was poorly after her operation she was super clingy and snuggly and constantly wanted scratches under her cone thingy
now she's healed and back to being a bit of a cunt
when she was younger she was excited when i came home through the door but now it's like "god not this prick again what's he doing in my house?"
maybe i'm overthinking it slightly

at least she's never displayed a hint of aggression. never scratched bot or even hissed at me

idk i'm a first time cat owner and didn't realise cats wer such snobs

>>512400669
>TFW you want to pick up a bird but you are too 'rarted

>>512394783 (OP)
I've always eaten them chocolate side down, same applies with jam on toast

Do people really, next you'll be saying people apply Branston to bread with a breadknife instead of a teaspoon

>>512394983
these are so good, get them every year around Christmas

>>512399406
Its the other way round. Cake is zero rated as its a perishable but biscuits are confectionery so subject to vat.

What the opinion regarding jaffa cakes?
Vat rated. Long life. In the biscuit aisle and category for supers. Called a cake. Is a cake.

>>512401256
>its a gif
>on my iphone

>>512399521
She was just crazy and i can't believe she did it. But god she was amazing in bed, but as a person an absolute nightmare that tested your patience constantly. I thought it just wasn't worth it no matter how good it was. Now she is wormfood.
>>512399799
I posted her death cert here cos i was mortal drunk then too

>>512394783 (OP)
Fucing labour setting the groundwork for more taxation so we can keep funding spastics and mysterymen.

Zero bennies. I'm unironically full libertarian now. I have zero faith in any politicians. I've gone back to voting for Farage.

>>512400617
I desire nothing other than to see my white brothers reclaim their home land, traitors punished and immigrants deported. If light hearted comradery around shared culture makes you this upset, then you are most correct, we are not brothers.

Either put the kettle on on or paddle your boat wog ass back across the channel.

>>512401287
>didn't realise cats wer such snobs
lmfao yeah they kind of think it's their place and you're just in it to provide for them
she might have needed more attention while she was feeling vulnerable

I'd describe them as ambivalent mostly
some are real friendly
those are the exceptions not the rule tho

>>512401439
>>512401425
>>512399573
Take it to /ck/ you fucking faggots. It's a pol board, not your secret hideout.

>>512394783 (OP)
Those look good

>>512398441
Nick Fuentes defends the appalachia, the heart of America and calls out every politician that's supported by intelligence agency that's only interest is to defend Israel. The exact copy paste faggots we have here ''hurr durr i'm a big tech guy for Israel let me lobby and mentor you''

>>512401587
spoke too soon she's alreet
greeted me at the door like usual
she' really polite and patient with food and never gives me grief if i feed her late
seemed happy to see me
always comes over after i wake up naturally in the morning and snuggles
very good gal
>>512401558
yeh the sex is never worth the crazy
you learned your lesson

>>512395198
It's the jews, Anon. You know what you have to do

>>512401566
kek

yeah
we bring the rart out

>>512401766
Don't care, as long as there's no government money. Bring em all in, and play them off against benniefags for sport. Beyond caring.

>>512401766
>advance UK
>guy leading it is called Ben Habib
Really getting tired of this splitting rubbish, need an English party for English people - oh right BNP got nuked ages ago

>>512402008
It's hillarious desu how pakis run the entirety of the far right and far left.

>>512395198
It is over. Anyone telling you that it isn't or to keep fighting is part of the establishment. There is no going back to how things were. The number of low culture people happy with a low standard of living in the UK will only grow over time, space will decrease and services will gradually collapse. Think living in council flats with over a year to be seen on the NHS, wage stagnation, rising crime; essentially turning into a second world nation. I'm not being sentionalist - this is where it's going.

There is a good chance you have 3-5 years to leave the country before you will be unable to. Labour do not want brain drain and are taking steps to enforce that.
Start working on your exit plan now.

>>512400519
>I want to be a slave to the banks
Cattle

>>512398547
>ah hole up you crackers ain't got no culture

>>512402008
>BNP got nuked ages ago
kek

>>512402008
The funny thing is, if Reform is still polling ahead in 2029, every single one of these go nowhere grift parties will immediately fold and tell their supporters (who’ve each donated anywhere between £20 and £2,500) to vote Tory, giving Labour another term.

>>512400810
My parents own their house

>>512401566
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
seethe wagie

>>512401558
Course pal sure

>>512401826
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
only poorfags cry about paying tax
get rich or shut the fuck up

>>512402008
>guy leading it is called Ben Habib

That’s why you can’t take any of these seriously. The one Rupert Lowe ‘leads’ isn’t even a Party, but he still expects you to donate to it. They’re all grifters.

>>512395058
That looks fucking disgusting. You couldn't pay me to eat that goyslop

>>512402709
Fuck off LardQuandrious

>>512401821
get ur rart out for the lads

>>512402224
https://youtu.be/BvvYk65Dna8?si=Wpv4pwb9nTbDQj_W
essential /brit/pol viewing
i'm srsly considering jumping ship and flying to the states but would frightened to leave mum on her own

cat's just done a shit and got extreme zoomies now. hust bolting around the place

>>512401693
Its weird how they know. I can tell when my missus is nearly home cos the cat goes bananas and runs to the front door, like she can sense her coming up the street.

>>512402830
yeh it's so weird like i don't even move but look at her and she'll suddenly wake up yawn and blink at me
like how tf did you know i just woke up?

>>512402766
Seriously, all of that shit looks like it had been sitting out under a heat lamp for an hour its so dry. Also the temp of their fryer is too low.

>>512402766
>Goyest of slops

You know how there are big drives for health initiatives, like dental hygiene, or eating fruit, or vaccinations or checking for cancer or whatever? And you know how they are often targeted at BAME communities to help tackle their underprivileged status or some such nonsense? Well when Leadbetter's MAID bill passes they're going to need someone to go into BAME communities and inform them all that they can now off themselves. Would be a great job, persuading 60 IQ inbred spastics and disease riddled geriatrics who would have died decades ago in their homeland to just pack it in. And imagine if they offered commission, gosh.

>>512402983
what a retarded thing to OD on

>>512401693
>>512401558
>>512399521
Take your shit to the advice forum, faggots. Fuck you and your cats, and fucked up schizo bitches.

>>512403113
Fucking Ritalin
Sends you to sleep in large dose do guess that is why

>>512403079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rR-OsTNCg

>>512396826
But this is what the country wanted and voted for consistently.

>>512402983
Sure pal nice pic big larp well done

>>512403225
fluoxetine is prozac, dude
it's an SSRI
that's probably gonna do it I mean, serotonin syndrome, it's bad, but still

not to be disrespectful to your passed ex, it's just a weird choice for putting your head in a bag anyway

>>512403300
hyde park was it? that's basically a student/asian ghetto and is known for high frequency of break ins and armed robberies. easy to buy drugs tho and the parties were second to none
yeh there's a nice place called Adel with expensive houses i went to a few times

>>512403436
Meh. She was a nutter but regardless it has nessed with me head

>>512403683
yeah, it does
that's kinda why I wanted to put that in there
my kneejerk reaction was just "prozac, that's retarded"

>>512401766
>immigration will become a 'non-issue'
Because we won't be able to complain about it without being called racist. You could complain when it was all slavs, because they were white-ish.

bought a vinyl copy of ebeneezer Goode by the shamen at an outdoor market and this was inside

>>512404165
was he right lads?

>>512403920
All i know is the police wouldn't tell me anything cos not family, called coroner and explained stuff and even though i confirmed birthday, tatoo, family etc, but not family so no help. Had to pay for death cert and wait a month to find out what happened to her but i knew anyway just needed proof. She was so fucking hot and in a way it is sad that is the thing i am mourning. Absolute A grade smoking hot filthy slag pussy i will never get again

>>512404742
when live leaves you the only person as the sole recipient of all those hot dirty memories, it rly does a number on u
yeah
>oh hey you remember that time-
>oh right you don't
>you are dead

>>512404243
Is your name Jonathan?

>>512404165
Naughty naughty, very naughty.

>>512404243
>the doomsday schizos prediction of the future is preferable to the current reality

>>512405135
yeah well now you mention it, I actually would prefer to live in George Orwell's 1984 compared to this shit

this is fucked

>>512404243
his spelling certainly wasn't

Can't wait for the next stock market crash

>>512405887
"Mad Max only cloudy and full of seniors"
So sayeth the Orb

>>512405318
>I actually would prefer to live in George Orwell's 1984 compared to this shit
You're forever changed when you realise we've surpassed even the most dystopian works of fiction. That the nightmare we find ourselves in is beyond imagination.

Where I live is genuinely a cunts hair away from this being reality at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChM2icbWo9w

Feem
https://youtu.be/LbYxP11rbSM

>>512403238
Monty Python is University cringe humor.

>>512406279
i disagree
they were the funniest comedy group of the nineteenth century and their jokes are simultaneously low+middle+ highbrow

everybody can find some of the jokes in flying circus funny, there's something for everyone

they were very intelligent too and make political satire an artform without having to call out any particular figure

>>512406631
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1kU57nFM8nX5PSFQAnEfX115SHR9e6h1

>>512406881
always listen when i see a ninja tune pressing at the record shop

>>512407086
I knew there was a reason i liked you despite you being a paki

>>512407274
fuck aff

>>512406279
>Monty Python is University cringe humor.
Really? I always thought it had rather wide ranging appeal and was rather layered. Kids can enjoy it for it's overt comedy whilst adults can enjoy it's subtext.

>>512407591
yeah precisely
said it here >>512406631
ministry of silly walks is either funny because the walks are silly or because the government is silly depending on how smart you think you are

>>512407511
You look like you could pull up in a galleon and swashbuckle a breathy vocal fry 80's cherry popping girl next door with a swash of your buckle.
https://youtu.be/IlLbj7zMxvs

>>512407748
tbf my dad was bristolian and looked like a caricature of a pirate
thank god i didn't end up with that accent or pierce my ear lmao

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/aug/05/the-guardian-view-on-asylum-myths-when-truth-loses-scapegoating-takes-over-britains-migrant-debate
>The real problem isn’t the number of small boats, but the growing number of Britons who see all migration as a threat to identity and safety.

>>512407861
>ooo oo oo OOOH OO OOH OOO OO

>>512408041
There's a dumb woman in my office that's says anti immigration people are 'blinded by hate' it's so cringe

>>512408273
oof stimky

I made this with fried chicken breast and packet mash, it was very tasty and easy to make, try it.

>>512408417
Oops

>>512408327
>oo oo oooo oooooo oo oo ooo oooooo

>>512408041
>>512408283
haven't cockneys been ethnically cleansed to essex by BAMEs? lol

>>512408283
Whenever she says that recite the wrath of the awakened Saxon. She'll stop saying it after the 3rd or 4th time.

>>512408041
I thought you were green texting a cheeky piss take of what the article was implying.
I genuinely wasn't prepared for it to be an actual quote.

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with these people.

Feel kind of sick, lads. Don't think I'll get much sleep tonight.

>>512395125
>super mousse

Based rememberer

>>512395198
https://l-13.org/product/k2-labs-money-money-money-pills-pills-pills/

>>512407511
What's your paternal and maternal haplogroups

https://xcancel.com/SimonHuntCityAM/status/1952967807395672098#m
>Scoop: The government is weighing offering free HR advice to small businesses as it braces for the fallout from measures contained in its forthcoming Employment Rights Bill
meme country

>>512409791
nae clue probably R1a & R1b mostly i'd imagine

>>512410028
my bad i just googled what haplogroups are where and i'm probably R1b mostly as i am half spanish half english but my english side is a weird mix so my ancestry "results" are as follows

45% iberian
25% broadly northern european
10% northern italian
10% british isles
9% scandinavian
1% "levantine" (likely punic)

though this is from memory so may not be fully accurate but yeah idk that's pretty much the gist of it

>>512410215
How do you know you don't have a drop of Jew blood

>>512410388
i probably have loads of sephardic blood as the after the acts of expulsion in spain heaps of yids ended up going rogue and larped as good catholics
but that's hundreds of years back init it doesn't count
i don't look jewish at all

>>512410468
fuck off you larping cunt

Battlefield 6 beta this weekend see you on the battlefield
>#ea shedding the woke to test cashflow

>>512410776
Not wog nazis or women soldiers with plastic arms this time?

Am stoned as fuck lads

I have so many friends
I'd trade them all for one girlfriend

>>512410849
There is probably a chinese lesbian somewhere but i loved it until the ww1 version with every sniper a black man.

https://youtu.be/wWkG7r5lM10

>>512410977
Just get one of them to wear a skirt.

>>512412225
Some of them do. I've got lasses for friends.

>>512410468
>i don't look jewish at all
No you look like a paki lmao

Just heard about Josh's mum
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

>>512412600
lmfao

>>512412496
They you do have girlfriends. What are you whining about?

>>512412600
>>512412636
Dats arlarse dat lsds like

>>512412552
the flabby bulbous hook nosed ghoul gets mogged in the other thread and comes here to seethe instead
you know i don't look like a pakistani yet you will remain forever a spiteful little wretch
oh, and you're an ugly cunt too
>inb4 "lmao i'm not even j*sh ahaha"
yes you are

No need fir that like nahhh lad

>>512412752
I wish for a girlfriend who is in a romantic relationship with me.
Happy?

Why is there a Josh/Blocko beef all of a sudden?

the zombies are migrants fighting white british who had to retreat to an island to survive.

Are the bames going to be meatshields for us in this alien invasion what's supposed to be happening in november? Pretty smart of the goverment if so

>>512412954
>all of a sudden
he's been a prick since day 1 and won't fucking leave me alone because he's a gormless insecure twat so as if i'm gonna let it slide

>>512412954
uno kebab no sauce rafel mate thanks chap

>>512412889
why did you make a post saying you're half pakistani?
>>>/int/213550201

>>512413036
tbf he's got good reason to have a go at you because you bring up his mum anytime you can't take friendly bants

>>512413053
even if i was a fast food worker it's still be more admirable than anything you've done in your pitiful excuse for a life

>>512413036
He's a good lad. Remember that time you vanished and we were all worried you'd done another racism? Who reached out to your family to make sure you were OK?
Josh did. Because Josh is a good lad.

>>512413053
sure ting bossman

>>512413149
why do you keep talking about yourself in third person you actual fucking retard

>>512413193
no, the implication is that you're a paki, not a fast food worker.
and i'm not josh. retard

>>512413031
Yeah they wanted to make a movie about brexit cutting the UK off from Europe.
But instead made one about the dangers of uncontrolled foreign infestation.

Josh is a good lad

>>512413287
They're terrible at satire.

>>512410856
Am stonededer

>>512413254
why you acting like him then?
disgraceful
>>512413218
he thinks he can manipulate /brit/ discourse about himself by posting anonymously and talking about his shite life
truly the lowest of the low

>>>/int/213550382
LMFAO

>>512413470
I am far more stonderer than you mate so get told

Berbers are posting itt

the bone temple built by the doctor was danny boyle's satirical critique about the nhs killing people through malpractice

does starmer enjoy getting ratioed daily? some kind of fetish?

>>512413641
SMASH
THE
GANGS
(TM)

>>512413573
No way

smash the gongs.

Serious question. Did WW always taste like sweetened paper? Haven't eaten them in almost 10 years and the taste is not that great

>>512413730
Smash the Gangs and Bash the Fash.

Mashed?

Am purée

>>512413758
Yes way
End ov

>>512413902
Mashed potato is just a smoothie.

>>512413959
Explain your reasoning.

>>512414104
>smoothie = pulverised fruits/vegetables
>mashed potato = pulverised vegetable

>>512413906
Larp

>>512413959
You’re a potato

>>512414163
Ye ma

>>512414405
Boneless buckets

How do you make a 51 billion pound blek hole?

>>512414888
get blocko to spread his arse

>>512414643
Yeh woh?

>>512414888
Space lasers

>>512414888
just keep going

>>512414926
Ally mcbeal

>>512413959
you can't suck mashed potatoes thru a straw. puree maybe.
Also buy a potato ricer. easy mode mashed potatoes.

nick fuentes is the goat

Interesting article about a boriswaver who couldn't find a job
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2l792z75wwo.amp

>>512415562
do you think hes gay though
catboy meetup kinda sus
he d-stroyed tucker the cucker

>>512415562
You’re a fuckin goat

>>512415746
I think it's very likely he's gay, but it doesn't matter as long as he doesn't act on it

>>512415715
>Ms Beno moved to the UK with her two children to reunite with her husband.

>>512415458
Your maw could

Could go a bj off a slabbery mouthed spastic

Poor lil gobbo mogged by everyone kek

>>512415715
>6 months
>50 applications
rookie numbers
>After a six-month search Ms Beno said her confidence was at its lowest
She barely even tried
>She said it gave her confidence a boost, and helped her realise: "I am not alone, there's people like me."
Immigrants who barely tried to get a job and then landed a cushty one and got an article in the BBC about your struggle

>>512415827
idk... gay people (perverts) can sometimes like to pervert things... and are prone to blackmail, esp in his field
President Nick Fuentes!!! *mariachi band starts playing* Ole!

>>512416117
He's too smart, too slick and too moral
he's a phenom, genuinely
blows everyone else out of the water
his tucker carlson takedown was a masterwork seamlessly blending all these different complex elements
I couldn't even write like he speaks
Extremely intelligent and fluid

This has all gone too far.

>>512416282
he is also (im not trying to be a cunt and emasculate or humiliate him) not a "strongman" type; he is not large and imposing. somewhat effete. maybe this helps him appeal to millennial soibugs on some level. i saw a reddit post on some lefty sub saying "I think nick is a bigot and totally wrong, but I really enjoy the way he speaks" - as you said blows everyone else out of the water.

kek, (((matt walsh))) has recently outright said Nicky Fuenteson must be deplatformed - that's the only way to deal with him. circus but there's no fun.

The new tax raises will awaken the real far right
>mumsnet