Thread 512395407

Only Dale would disagree with this.

>>512395407 (OP)
Hank is now the liberal version of Mr. Birchum

>>512395409
>burly man
>working wood all day
>has multiple gay scenes
What were they trying to tell us?

I look like this and say this

>>512395407 (OP)
Go back

>>512395407 (OP)
Bait is bait . You didn’t even hook the line you just tossed the fucking rod in the river

Hank believed in global warming in Season 1!

>>512395414
and also in seasons 5 and 13

>>512395408
Cause he’s based, trannyfag

>>512395416
He didn’t say that

why the fuck was there an entire fucking andrew tate episode
that's like the fucking futurama covid episode

>>512395410
Is making fun of gays considered progressive now?

>>149730542
>>can't discuss koth without brainrotten troons yapping about orange man, vaccines and nigger dicks
Other way around, it's people who complain KotH has become too "woke" or whatever who are a nuisance, there.

>>512395419
The futurama covid episode wasn't bad, actually.

>>149730542
>yesterday's conservative boomer is just today's useful idiot
Who could have seen this coming?

>>512395421
>no u
The revival isn’t woke, I don’t know why you felt the need to do this. It criticizes both people bitching about cultural appropriation and enm shit.

>>512395419
>>512395422
I would not be surprised if Futurama ends up tackling the Hawk Tuah episode with Amy Wong making up her catchphrase and becoming viral famous and she and Kif end up being influencers because of this (just a shitty, unfunny word-for-word ripoff of a classic Simpsons episode Bart Gets Famous but for a zoomer crowd and with Futurama characters). Shit, you know what, why not hire me in the industry Hulu/Disney? I should write for the episodes

>>512395424
>>no u
I have yet to see leftists or whatever actually complain about the new episodes. You have effectively made it up, there >>149730542

>The revival isn’t woke
No, it isn't, indeed but OP outright demonstrate that it won't stop people from still complaining that it is.

>>512395407 (OP)
Hank would calmly follow the masking and distance rules because he's a stickler for order and regulation. He would think people who made a big deal about not touching anything and wearing layers of masks are overreacting, but I don't think he'd really get frustrated until the boosters came out, but he'd still probably get the first one begrudgingly.
I mean the guy trusts car salesmen.

>>512395419
Andrew Tate is a comical individual. GH growing up without a father and the general exploration of father and son relationships makes it a perfect subject, same as how the original seasons would explore things like self-help courses and cults. Stuff that targets people looking for answers.

>>149730542
KOTH is a show for reasonable people.
Reasonable people aren’t generally found on the political fringes of either side.
Just ignore them.

>>512395429
>KOTH is a show for reasonable people
KOTH is a pressure release valve for two-digit IQ white normalfags.

>>512395407 (OP)
Hank Hill is a conservative from before conservatives went insane

>>512395425
Sorry anon, you need a master's degree and 15 years of experience to write fart jokes.

>>512395407 (OP)
>anti mask not just for cobid but everything
>Hurr, why would a guy who is anal about workplace safety be against protective masks?
There's being dumb, and then there's knowing you're dumb but acting smart.

And then there's you OP. How do you remember to breathe?

>>512395430
Cope

>>512395419
>are y'all with the cult
>Nah bro, we're a collective of alpha males focused on self-improvement so we can spread our genes to as many partners as possible
>Yup, this is it.

>>512395431
You preferred the conservatives that wanted to carpet bomb the entire Middle East over the ones that want to remove petroleum based food dyes and industrial byproducts from snack foods?

>>512395436
the second group of conservatives still want to do the former, they just tricked you into thinking they didn't with populist rhetoric

>>512395436
>we want to make food healthier
>we also want to deregulate everything
I wonder who'll win that little debate

>>512395430
>proving the point in one post

>>512395433
Are you having an episode, trannyfag?

>>512395437
Nah, a growing number of people on the right are moving against Israel and wants to leave that region alone

>>512395436
They're both slaves to the military industrial complex and AIPAC, we bombed Iran not even two months ago. Honestly I don't give a shit about the culture war or anything idpol related, I just think KOTH is a good show because Hank always represented the average American conservative, and a show about the modern pentacostal paleoconservative types wouldn't be nearly as funny as the sorta prudish methodists that Hank represents.

>>512395441
and are any of those alleged people in the government right now? Did any of those people even hint at withdrawing support from the guy they voted for after he continued bombing the Middle East?

>Still seething and crying over having to wear a piece of cloth on your face 5 years ago
At this point it's just embarrassing. I'm going to start bitching and moaning about having to do homework when the first KotH run was still on because I am for some reason still mad at shit that happened years ago.

>>512395440
>projecting this hard
Why do you hate cis men?

>>512395444
you'd be shocked to learn how many people still think school is bad and should be destroyed because they had to do homework in 8th grade

>>512395442
Hank would be all in on supporting Israel's regime change war, It's the mainstream evangelical position that scripture commands we fight for Israel
That's the argument that they're making now because there isn't any logical secular reason for our country to be doing it so it's "a matter of faith"
The america first conservatives don't want this

>>512395443
This is the battle happening inside Maga as we speak
People don't seem to understand Maga isn't a monolith it's a coalition, there's tons of infighting and always has been

>>512395447
what fucking battle, you all still bend over and beg for it regardless of what Trump says or does.

>>512395448
If you repeat that enough and refuse any new information, it'll come true.

>>512395448
Nah

>>512395449
>>512395450
we can all see how you retards have been rolling over for this Epstein shit, get a clue

>>512395444
It's fun to remind libsharts of how insane they acted during that time.

>>512395446
Same reason a lot of people are "atheist" nowadays too. They're just mad their parents made them wake up on Sunday to go to church.

>>512395407 (OP)
The Covid episode would be Hank being a stickler and actually appreciating the masks and 6 feet rules only to get more and more annoyed with the ridiculousness of it all.

There would be a B plot where Dale is at first against the VAXX and then goes full MAXXVAXX only to get hospitalized as he believes he is gaining super human powers.

>>512395452
I miss Covid. It really exposed how fucking wacky people really are.

>>512395447
Dude be realistic, if the Dems can still be ridiculously pro Israel despite their base being overwhelmingly against sending our money to them, then the Republicans have even less of a chance of this happening, the AIPAC funding and Epstein blackmail runs far too deep. Also Hank is a high church protestant (Methodist), not an Evangelical, they don't do that whole bless Israel schtick (at least not universally).
https://files.catbox.moe/0fov6d.mp4

>>512395444
If you're not fully boosted, don't ever post again, antivaxxer.

>>512395451
Nope, you're the one being silly thinking the government would ever willingly disclose the high power assets they have by releasing names and evidence against them for no reason

>>512395458
>Trump lies to your face
>instead of a massive outcry and disavowing of him, MAGAts say "nah this is fine actually"
punk
ass
bitches

>>512395426
You’re literally trying to poison the well as we speak.

>>512395459
You seem like an even tempered and logical individual willing to have a good faith discussion
I can tell you're a well reasoned truth seeker and not someone looking to have an argument everywhere you go

>>512395416
Hank is canonically low T so this is in character

>>512395459
Yes because Biden didn’t lie to us for 4 years. In fact name a president in your lifetime that didn’t lie? Trump was the lesser of 3 evils this election it’s why he won.

>>512395407 (OP)
Didn’t happen

>>512395420
> Making fun of gays

Being gay isn't making fun, that's just being gay

>>512395461
I have zero patience for retards like you who will still go to the mat for a lying liar who lies, to your face, constantly. And not even subtle, believable lies, that would at least be pitiable, but blatant, open, bald-faced, poorly-constructed lies that a literal child could see through.

But no, it's fine, Orange Man Good.

>>512395407 (OP)
>admits he likes soccer
Disgusting. Hank would never had said that.

>>512395463
You know what Democrats did when Kamala decided to abandon the left and try to chase "moderate" Republicans? They told her to go screw and she lost the election.

You know what MAGAts did when Trump promised he would release the Epstein files, then said the files didn't exist, and if they did exist, he definitely wasn't on them, and if he was on them, Obama? Say "that darn Obama again!" and bend over to take it short and soft, once again.

NUCLEAR REACTOR ON THE MOON

>>512395468
>epstein list was authored under the Obama DOJ
>wasn't released under either Obama or Biden
Either everyone is on that list or it's complete bullshit, no in between.

>>512395467
Must be a Saudi agent

>>512395470
see, there you go. Wouldn't let the list go when it first came to light, or for years afterwards, but the minute Trump tells you it's fake, oh never mind it's no big deal.

>>512395407 (OP)
let me guess the writers for the reboot are lib women and "women"

>>512395468
The Dems are using Epstein to cover for their golden cow Obama. Sure trump is holding it back or doing some 4d chess move with it but he ain't on it because if he was the Dems would of realized during the election with all but his name crossed out. Remember the dems used their whole media apparatus to try to convince the American people trump was working with the Russians.

>>512395472
Maybe next time #yourguy gets in line, they'll release it then. Doubt it because either EVERYONE is on it or its fake

>>512395474
if he wasn't on it, he'd just release it, not vehemently deny there was a list or that he even knew Epstein. You are being played for an absolute fool and you can't stop harping on the Democrats, because you're an idiot.

>>512395475
I don't think you actually believe the possibility that "everyone" is on it, because if you did, you'd still be clamoring for it to be released. Not rolling over and saying "ahhhh, it was probably fake anyway."

>>512395474
Didn’t Trump say Obama manufactured the list?

>>512395463
>deflection
Release the list pedo

>>512395476
The Dems had the list for 2 whole presidencys and didn't release it and Trump was their main political opponent and you don't have think of trump was on it they wouldn't have at least release pieces of it? Im not saying i understand why trump is doing it but it trump was on it the Dems would of released it to smear him.

>>512395423
Why did you post that?
...it's cute.

>>512395480
>a whole lot of "not my fucking problem"

>>512395452
I want to go back...
I miss everyone being as much as a sperg as me...

>>512395480
The upper echelons of the Democratic Party were probably protecting the Clintons, and they cared about that more than they cared about fucking over Trump (and let's be real, MAGAts would almost certainly call it fake anyway if it came from the Biden administration, because you're idiots).

Who or what could Trump possibly be protecting by denying the list even exists, or by making the blatantly, laughably false claim that he barely even knew Epstein? And why are you so willing to just forget about it because he told you to?

>>512395477
If you trust anything put out under Pam Bondi then you're as much a fool as any Trump supporter.

>>512395480
>release pieces of it?
If they don't release the whole thing, people assume the worst case scenario is the actual reason they are witholding anything.

>>512395484
Also, the Clinton’s are friends with Trump

>>512395485
I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her, but the entire circus is just abject proof of just how spineless Trump supporters are.

>>512395484
I'm not forgetting about it I think Trump will waiting to release it later and if he doesn't I'm not gonna trust him anymore. The last updates we have is the DOJ is thinking of giving Maxwell a deal to reveal the names. So if trump does release names from Maxwell will the Dems be happy or still ask trump releases the list? I'm not saying trump ain't playing dirty pool here but politics are messy. I'm not yetting it go because I been told too I'm not holding my breath when Obama need to jailed for election interference. I trust my candidates do you liberal?

>>512395452
JFC how have I never seen this webm before?

>>512395489
>THIS is the line
>oh you crossed that line...well THIS is the line
>oh you crossed that one too...well you better not cross THIS line

>>512395454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKukzCe_P8I

holy shit guys I found Epstein's list

>>512395489
>giving the child trafficker desperate to get out of prison a pardon so she'll say what you want
oh yeah very believable, pedo

>>512395491
Idk man trump plays 4d chess remember he bombed iran and they wanted peace the next day? I didn't agree with the bombing but I was wrong. My man trump has done more then Obama or Biden combined so far so I trust him. If he doesn't release the list I. His presidency I won't anymore. It's simple I know politics take time. this is a ploy to get trump supporters to denounce him and I'm not falling for it. In a year the list isn't released sure. Till then fuck off.

>>512395495
I remember when Trump bombed Iran and said their nuclear program was crippled then it turned out their nuclear program was actually fine.

And I remember all the other times he's lied straight to your dumb fucking face and you've just rolled over and said "yes daddy"

>>512395407 (OP)
Why is the voice acting so bad in this reboot? Aren't they the same voice actors? It's like they're reading directly off the script and using the first take.

>>512395496
List of media hoaxes (incomplete):

1. Suckers & Losers Hoax
2. Russian collusion Hoax
3. Mischaracterizing Trump's "very fine people" comment after Charlottesville as praise for neo-Nazis Hoax
4. 51 Intelligence Agents Hoax
5. 16 Economists say Trump will create an Inflation problem Hoax
6. Drink Bleach Hoax
7. Trump has Dementia Hoax
7.5. Biden is sharp and doesn't have Dementia Hoax
8. COVID-19 lab leak theory as a conspiracy when it was initially suggested by Trump and Republicans Hoax
9. J6 Committee Coverup & destroying evidence Hoax
10. Ivermectin / HCQ doesn't work & is dangerous Hoax
11. Claiming Hunter Biden's laptop was "Russian disinformation" Hoax
12. Accusing Trump of inciting violence on January 6th, despite his calls for peaceful protest Hoax
13. Russian bounties on American troops, which lacked strong intelligence backing Hoax
14. Portraying Trump's response to COVID-19 as completely dismissive, when he took some early actions like travel restrictions Hoax
15. KC Chiefs' child fan with face painted is racist for half red half black face paint Hoax
16. Covington teen kid is racist after Indian man got in his face beating drum Hoax
17. 2020 election was MOST secure in American history, mail in ballots and machines had no problems - 81 Million Votes for Biden Hoax
18. Covid Vax protects against infection Hoax
19. Jussie Smollet "This is MAGA Country" Hoax
20. Bubba Wallace Garage Pull Hoax
21. Governor Whitmer FBI Kidnapping Hoax
22. Chinese weather Ballon loose over America Hoax
23. Steele Dossier Hoax
24. Russia bombed their own pipeline Hoax
25. Border Patrol agents whipped migrants Hoax
26. Trump put kids in Obama's cages Hoax
27. Trump had nuclear secrets at Miralago Hoax
28. "Muslim" Travel Ban Hoax
29. Cuomo performed best leadership during Covid Hoax
30. Ghost of Kyiv Hoax
31. "Al-Bagdhadi was an "austere religious scholar" Hoax
32. Trump overfed Koi fish in Japan Hoax

>>512395886
33. Trump tax cuts only benefits wealthy Hoax
34. Trump mocked a reporter's disability Hoax
35. J6 protesters killed a police officer Hoax
36. Putin inflation price hike Hoax
37. Trump overpowered Secret Service to grab wheel of "The Beast" from back seat Hoax
38. Masks prevent Covid Hoax
39. BLM / Antifa were "mostly peaceful protesters" Hoax
40. Trump used teargas to clear peaceful protests for Bible photo op Hoax
41. Kavanaugh gang rape train Hoax
41. Democrats must "Protect Demcracy" by keeping Political opponent off the ballots by lawfare and jail.
42. Rape charges from a woman who didn’t know when it happened (also accused 12 other of rape), and best friend said it never happened Hoax.
43. New York changed statute of limitations on NDA FEC election interference Hoax
44. Ukraine can win war with enough money & weapons from US Hoax
45. Putin will invade Europe next Hoax
46. Climate Change (Global Warning rebranded) is the most existential threat to humanity Hoax
47. Trump wants a third term hoax

>>512395407 (OP)
>People really thought Trump getting elected would stop woke and everything being political
>The exact opposite happened

Lol

>>512395876
its been like 15 years since it got cancelled, most of the voice actors have probably forgotten how to voice their characters
not KOTH related but Ewan McGregor said he had to go back and watch his old movies to remember how to do the obi-wan voice

>>512395416
SPOILER ALERT, YOU SON OF A BENCHOD

>>512395926
48. Trump didn't rape kids hoax

Get this garbage off of /pol/

>>512395419
>nnnnnooooooooo you're only supposed to own the libs you can't make fun of the ridiculous faggots on my side

>>512395407 (OP)
>oh nooo not the horror of wearing a mask for 10 minutes while buying groceries, and god forbid working from home instead of wasting 1.5 hours a day in traffic just to sit in an office pretending to be busy for 8, instead of finishing in 3. classic dystopia. we were so free before.

>>512397546
The horror of sharing air with slave cucks like you is the real issue. There was no point for the masks or fakeccines

>>512397814
you haven't addressed any of my points, bean wrangler.