https://x.com/uk_rept/status/1953182758135877835

>>512397905 (OP)
tune in to find out

>>512397905 (OP)
48 hours is too soon, 336 hours is more realistic

>>512397905 (OP)
Well??? They are asking a question

>>512397905 (OP)
Remind me again, do Turks have nukes?

Yeah no
Yaaaaaaaaaaawn
Not happening

>>512397905 (OP)
2 more days

>>512397905 (OP)
If they do not get me new shroom footage in stunning 4k UHD HDR, I will not ever forgive them.

>>512397905 (OP)
What happens in 48 hours? Trump puts out mean tweets? More tariffs on a country they're not trading with already? How is this going to cause nukes?

>>512397947
>Soon
Oh fuck oh shit, quick give me a song about how it's all gonna be ok!
>Seems like everythings gonna be fine, one day too late, I'm in hell
ACK!

>>512397905 (OP)
!Remindme 24 hours

>>512397905 (OP)
No. They're doing just fine boiling everyone slowly. Red lines move faster than light.

My journalism professor in college said
>Any headline that ends with a question can be safely answered with "No"

Oh my God, a turkroach TV station said that?! Everyone panic!

>>512397905 (OP)
Starting the clock now, if there is no nuclear war on 8/8/2025 at 4:02 pm OP will be fake and gay. If there is nuclear way he will just be gay.

Can a Turk tell us if the station has a habit of fucking around? They should be sued for this.

>>512397905 (OP)
Nothing
Ever
Happens

>>512397905 (OP)
is 48 hours the new two more weeks?

>>512397905 (OP)
I'm only for nuclear war if every nuclear power simultaneously unloads ICBMs on africa.

>mfw I live 10 miles from a Naval Airbase
It's been a pleasure shitposting with you.

happening fags never learn

>>512397905 (OP)
48 hours isn't long enough to prepare, can we have two weeks?

>>512398333
Therefore, the answer to the thread is yes.

>>512397905 (OP)
Nukes are a jewish hoax.

Earth is flat with a dome.
God exists.

Aliens don't exist.
Space isn't real.
Never went to the moon.
Nukes don't exist.
Evolution is a lie.
Dinosaurs never existed.
Germ Theory is a lie.

The world is ruled by secret societies that worship Satan. Jews/Jesuits/Freemasons/Illuminati are Gnostics and Kabbalists. Masters at deception. One satanic philosophy is inverting reality.

They make you think you live on a spinning ball.
They make you think you're just an animal.
They make you think there's a deadly virus out there.

Luciferians are behind liberalism, feminism, socialism, marxism, communism, multiculturalism, egalitarianism, social decay and degradation.

They despise, and want to destroy:
- Religion, specifically Christianity
- Family
- Nation
- Property

Hence these civilizational concepts are under relentless assault to make way for their satanic New World Order led by the Antichrist after a fake alien invasion known as project Blue Beam.

ALL of these conspiracies hinge on the original, mother of all psyops and hoaxes: Earth being a ball floating in nothing, revolving around the sun (remember, the satanic cabal are pagan sun worshippers..)

Christ is King.

https://youtu.be/ax6ytIWlIY4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuKwz0MEawI [Open]

>>512398333

>>512399533
Witnessed

Hey look. It's that thing that always happens.
Oh right, it's just nothing.

>>512398155
>nothing ever happens
>yfw you don't think it be like it is but it do

>>512399167
Please record the shroom in your last moments, That way once your fossilized you will have top notch Legacy

nothing habbens

Death to all shitskins, jews, chinks, and niggers.

>>512397947
Does Bruno Mars is gay?

NUKE WAR NOW

>>512397905 (OP)
Fake news, my dad works at MI5 and he says we have 336 hours before shit goes down

>>512399077
Accelerate!

>>512401514
TWO MAND-A-RINS

>>512397905 (OP)

>>512397905 (OP)
nukes are fake and MI6 are fags

>>512397905 (OP)
I sure fucking hope so.
Can you give me a hesds up tho so i dont spend too much time on my homework

>>512397905 (OP)
If only something ever happened

>>512399077
Yup last 48 hours.

>>512397905 (OP)
NOTHING

>>512408349
EVER

>>512408390
HAPPENS

>>512397905 (OP)

>>512398075
western subjects wont need to tune in for that...

>>512397905 (OP)
You heard it here folks. Some literal who news outlet from a third world shit hole wrote a purely speculative clickbait headline about nuclear war, therefore it must be happening!

>>512397905 (OP)
Why did we let Turkey get nukes

>>512397905 (OP)
>turkish
its probably that turkish anon who always posts happenings

>>512398275
they tried once, but the US cucked out of the deal after the soviet union put their own on cuba. kek.

yes. thats the actual story. US-tards usually only the second half of it.. called "the totally unprovoked and only confined to cuba cuban missile crisis". kek

because everything outside the US borders is evil and therefor the US-of-farce is always and evermore only defending itself 24/7.