LUIGI IS A PATSY
The official timeline for the UHC CEO assassin is that;
Luigi took a bus from Atlanta --> NYC, shot the CEO, dropped off a backpack filled with Monopoly money in Central Park, transferred all of the incriminating evidence to a similar but different backpack, wandered around NYC for hours on a bike with a fused spine that caused him so much pain that he couldn't have sex but good enough to ride a bike for hours, changed into slightly different but similar clothing, grew a unibrow, lost a few inches in height, changed skin color, randomly decided to flirt with a secretary at a hostel revealing his entire face for the first time, took a bus from NYC --> Atlanta which was later changed to a train from NYC --> Philadelphia, then walked around for 5 days straight aimlessly with; a signed confession, the murder weapon, a silencer, 10 grand in cash, his real passport, a bunch of fake IDs including the one he used at the hostel, a manifesto which first line reads "I support the feds", and the clothes he wore the morning of the murder - Until 5 days later a McDonalds unpaid "volunteer" who is 85 years old, lives in a Nursing Home, has cataracts but also batman vision managed to ID Luigi from across the McDonalds in Altoona, PA.
Finally after being arrested the first words out of Luigis mouth that he screamed to reporters as he was being dragged into a detention center from a squad car:
>"This is clearly an abduction and an insult to the intelligence of the American people!"
PIC RELATED: The 85 year old "volunteer" Nancy Parker from McDonalds who ID'd Luigi.
>Your pic is AI
Yeah, that's the fucking point retard. Nancy Parker doesn't exist!
Luigi took a bus from Atlanta --> NYC, shot the CEO, dropped off a backpack filled with Monopoly money in Central Park, transferred all of the incriminating evidence to a similar but different backpack, wandered around NYC for hours on a bike with a fused spine that caused him so much pain that he couldn't have sex but good enough to ride a bike for hours, changed into slightly different but similar clothing, grew a unibrow, lost a few inches in height, changed skin color, randomly decided to flirt with a secretary at a hostel revealing his entire face for the first time, took a bus from NYC --> Atlanta which was later changed to a train from NYC --> Philadelphia, then walked around for 5 days straight aimlessly with; a signed confession, the murder weapon, a silencer, 10 grand in cash, his real passport, a bunch of fake IDs including the one he used at the hostel, a manifesto which first line reads "I support the feds", and the clothes he wore the morning of the murder - Until 5 days later a McDonalds unpaid "volunteer" who is 85 years old, lives in a Nursing Home, has cataracts but also batman vision managed to ID Luigi from across the McDonalds in Altoona, PA.
Finally after being arrested the first words out of Luigis mouth that he screamed to reporters as he was being dragged into a detention center from a squad car:
>"This is clearly an abduction and an insult to the intelligence of the American people!"
PIC RELATED: The 85 year old "volunteer" Nancy Parker from McDonalds who ID'd Luigi.
>Your pic is AI
Yeah, that's the fucking point retard. Nancy Parker doesn't exist!
