Thread 512404755

Tap, tap

>>512404755 (OP)
They want to cull more than 8 000 000 000 people. They got to start somewhere.

>make good money deporting browns from your country
>Yuros seethe
Like clockwork

>>512404755 (OP)
this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen
https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/Results?a=HSBB
there are only 72 jobs
the whole first page is just nurses
and all of them are
>salary starting at $1
What kind of humiliation ritual is this?

>>512404755 (OP)
Man I wish I could join ICE.

>>512404755 (OP)
>kraven "the patriot"
>lock in, patriot
top kek

>>512408896
we need an ICE Foreign Legion

it seems they need a lot of attorneys and supervisors
everything listed isn't entry level

>>512404755 (OP)
I want to join ICE and hunt Canadians illegally living in America then go back to Canada every night to live.

>>512410731
Citizenship through service, I am in.

>>512406101
You obviously don't know how federal recruitment works. Each of those is for a specific role. There are way more than 72 jobs they are hiring, but when they are hiring multiple people on for the same role its all under the same posting. Its not starting at $1. The $1 entries are just a dumb thing because there is no base pay and its entirely based on locality, experience, etc. At any rate OPs recruiter was almost certainly mainly recruiting for this one https://www.usajobs.gov/job/838081000
Which is on the general scale and as such does have base pay.

>>512408896
>>512410731
>>512411810
Sorry anons

>>512404755 (OP)
MIGA

>>512414954
>Deporting alien invaders is for the jews
Fuck off kike

Why is the OP and all the bot replies pretending like ICE is the military? Is /pol/ a real board anymore?

>no goy don’t join the agency that deports browns that’s what the Jews want!

>>512414782
Bank account required? Can they pay cash?

>>512404755 (OP)
enforcers for palantir's social credit system?

>>512404755 (OP)
>the government is trying to get you to die overseas by giving you jobs not overseas
Signtrannies get more deranged every day that WWIII doesn't happen. Sorry you didn't get the war you wanted.

>>512414782
>drug test
Welp I'm out

>>512414782
Annex us and then there wont be a problem lol

>>512415167
>all the bot replies pretending like ICE is the military? Is /pol/ a real board

Of course they aren’t… the military is trained and soldiers abide by a code. ICE is just plain ol’ jackbooted thugs who represent power (aka Jews) and will do whatever they are told.

Don’t tell me I owe something to a 50-year-old boomer who wants to make $150K a year riding around with a dozen other useless dogs.

We have cops already. We have one form of storm trooper that gets better compensated than 99% of jobs. Don’t need another.

And if they come into my neighborhood then they can enjoy getting their skulls crushed. Would be an oldschool lesson on federal overreach.

>>512415775
>And if they come into my neighborhood then they can enjoy getting their skulls crushed. Would be an oldschool lesson on federal overreach.

>>512415189
No idea but I doubt it. That's a salaried role, not an hourly one.

>>512408316
I wish it worked like that. If you don’t own land, didn’t serve in the military or perform a year of community service, you don’t vote. Ever. Women would be too lazy and illegals get tossed.

>>512415775
You obviously didn't bother reading the posting. Theyre making $50-90,000.

>>512416107
>Own land
With just that the vote would be overwhelmingly women.

>>512414782
Lmao sucks I can't join. I'm 28, but I'm not in Selective Service due to Schizophrenia. I tried to join the Navy as a Naval Astronomer but when they asked if I had any mental illness, they hang up on me right after I told them. Sucks to suck bros.

>>512413990
>Trust determination process - Suitability/Fitness
>Physical Abilities Assessment: All applicants must pass the PAA prior to graduation from FLETC. The PAA consists of two parts: Criterion Task Test (CTT) and a 1.5 mile run. The CTT consists of a timed obstacle course that involves a vehicle exit, barrier surmount, low crawl, window egress, stair climb, repeat crawl, pre-cuffing position, 175 lbs. dummy drag, repeat barrier surmount, and a sprint. The CTT is then followed by a 1.5 mile run in 14 minutes and 30 seconds or less.

well, that eliminates 90% of male anons

>>512408316
Just like he Civil War where they sent the Irish to die and the remains got citizenship.

Which war do you think the US-Indian immigrants will be sent?

>>512416300
Old ones.

>>512404755 (OP)
>the last jew on earth
>digging his gay little hole to bury himself in the tophet
>all butthurt
>"f-f-fuck you GOY!"
>*sniff*
>"tap.. t-tap"
>*jumps in hole*

>>512404755 (OP)
So if I were a little league coach how likely would it be I could talk them into letting me put together a little child soldier deal?

>>512416717
There would be lots of older women, yes. There would also be a lot of single mothers that won the home in the divorce rape.

>>512416765
JESUS CHRIST

>>512404755 (OP)
This really is a big opportunity due to the huge budget ICE just got. Imagine if a million people signed up

>>512416510
At least we're still eligible for the ATF

>>512417907
I don't weigh enough. They only take fat fucks, but I follow the lanklet school of 4chan stereotypes.

>>512418921
Well, you now have an opportunity to sleep all goddamn day and microwave Häagen-Dazs.