Thread 512404828

Can you chuds stop harassing women?

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>>512404828 (OP)
jokes on them, i'll just bring it in my asshole

>>512404828 (OP)
why are they doing this? was a player caught with one by her locker or something? or just because it's wnba and they want to annoy them

>>512404923
It's just fucking funny, I think.

>>512404828 (OP)
>dildo-throwers
This Age of the Empires units are getting crazy.

>>512404828 (OP)
Embracing this is the only way they might get some views

>>512405025
kek, k. just wondering why it wasn't done previously in women's sports. doesn't help that most of them are insufferable cunts, that's probably it

>>512405165
This. Make all the players wear strapons and maybe I'll even watch.

what's stopping some degenerate from betting big on yes and doing it himself

>>512404828 (OP)
Now someone would really do it
There are more way to sneak it than bags

>>512405358
Having to watch WNBA or just be there

>>512404828 (OP)
>still sneaking it in disguised as your erect monster cock

>>512404828 (OP)
this is great, you can hide the dildos in your ass to get past security

>>512404922
This. Someone will bet on dildo and pay some faggot to smuggle one in and throw. Easy money.

>>512404923
At first it was just a dumb prank but the WNBA have gotten so fucking assmad over this that it's hilarious now.
Keep in mind they bitch about not getting paid as much as NBA stars despite their lady league not making any money and the NBA has to support the WNBA financially.

>After the game, Los Angeles Sparks coach Lynne Roberts emphasized safety concerns when speaking to reporters, per CNN. “I think it’s ridiculous, it’s dumb, it’s stupid,” she said. “It’s also dangerous and players’ safety is number one. Respecting the game. All those things. I think it’s really stupid.” Neither Roberts nor Cunningham mentioned the other obvious fact staring us all in the face: Nobody is throwing dildos on the court at men’s basketball games.

>>512404894
Makes sense. More people are watching highlights for the dildos too.

>>512406143
>Nobody is throwing dildos on the court at men’s basketball games.
maybe they'll get some pocket pussies thrown at 'em when the season starts back up. not as funny as a dildo tbf

>>512406748
>>512404894
>>512404877
why are they stupid? no one pays to watch them play, people pay to watch them fight, and now throwing dildos at lesbians.

>>512404828 (OP)
Purses banned?

>>512404828 (OP)
WHY IS IT GREEN? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH BROWN???

>>512404828 (OP)
>a website made to bet on anything
we are not a serious country

fuck, now people are gonna wanna go to their games. i take a few gigs a month going to televised sports events that dont get ticket sales. i get paid occasionally to watch and cheer soccer and womens basketball/softball. quit making the games interesting

>>512404828 (OP)
this is done by the WNBA themselves to attract viewers. such fake bullshit.

>>512404923
Right before they started doing this a player lost her wig on the court and ran into the locker room in embarrassment and they stopped play. I guess if the WNBA is going to act like they're a joke people are gonna start treating it like one.

This restores my faith in humanity

>>512404828 (OP)
>dildo throwers
>apparantly this happened on more than one occasion
are you kidding me thats fucking hilarious

>>512404828 (OP)
You could just bet big and then throw the dildo yourself

>>512411081
>throwers
That’s just a cover story. The dildos fell out.

>>512404828 (OP)
They were all big green weenies.

Could be a statement on the WNBA contract issues.

>>512404828 (OP)
Get back to the kitchen and we will talk about it

>>512411174
kek

>>512404828 (OP)
Can? Yes. Will? No.

>>512404894
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>512404828 (OP)
H-how are they going to sneak the dildos in?

>>512404828 (OP)
Thanks doc

>>512406037
Oh shit good point. It’s just too fucking easy to rig, it basically has to happen.

Polymarket might become too powerful.

Imagine if someone launched a dildo at the back board and it got stuck to it.

>>512411523
anon has a solution: >>512404922

>>512404828 (OP)
When you stop calling me an incel.

>>512404894
I think people should just let women play the game and enjoy the sport in peace, but I must admit that this is hilarious.

So should I buy some electronics while visiting here since they’re gonna soon be unaffordable back home?

>>512411818
Dildo launchers have been around for decades. They're going to have to put up netting or even plexiglass

>>512404894
>bet massive sum dildo will be thrown
>attend game and throw dildo

>>512404828 (OP)
They're stupid for trying to stop it. I bet more people are watching than ever before.

Am I seriously supposed to believe they never caught anyone doing this? Isn't the whole thing recorded?

>>512404828 (OP)
>demand equal pay
>here's a dildo, go fuck yourself

Them hos's are getting what they asked for.

>>512404828 (OP)
>bet life’s savings on poly market
>go to wnba game with dildo
…
>profit

>>512407669
just throw dillys most of them are fags

>>512404828 (OP)
I haven't seen a woman in years though.

>>512412439
You aren't going to see any watching the wnba either

>>512412596
Figures

>>512412439
That’s genuinely impressive

>>512404828 (OP)
>no bag policy
People are gonna get creative, it's a dildo after all :^)

>>512412930
Announcer "A dildo covered in chocolate just hit the court"

>>512404828 (OP)
>no bags
They arent checking asses, are they? I can still get one in to throw.

>>512404894
What's the market on someone throwing a fleshlight at some NBA game?

>>512406143
>Nobody is throwing dildos on the court at men’s basketball games.
You'd think it would be easier to do at a men's game because you can hide in the crowd.

>>512413508
Lower than people should be throwing dildos at NBA games as well.

>>512413600
Bet someone throws a 25 lb silicone half torso fuck doll out there.

>>512413600
Cause you know, we all saw diddy homossexual behavior towards Justin Bieber and we all saw Lebron dressed as a maid but for some reason dildos are being thrown at WNBA. C'mon.

>>512404828 (OP)
stop playing basketball on our dildo range

>>512413508
The males who play NBA would get so offended by that it would be unreal, the same Porno BBC types that think of themselves as above sex toys.

meanwhile, if you throw a dildo at an NFL game, everyone just laughs.

>>512404894
>>512404828 (OP)
this seems like a bad bet, how do you even know if you won or lost? you just have to take their word

>>512413508
only $200k volume this is just a hype piece.

but i do want prank markets to gain legitimacy for the lulz

>>512404828 (OP)
>No bag policy
What stops someone storing the dildo inside themselves?

>>512413655
You don't get it, pal. People throws dildos at WNBA as a way to provoke women cause straight men are getting hard to find, throwing fuck dolls at a NBA game is the same as throwing cabbages to a lion.

>>512413963
Actually they all jump on it in a massive dogpile.

>>512404828 (OP)
This board is simply indian and Asian incel losers at this point.

>>512404828 (OP)
They should embrace it.
It's a new sports tradition.

>>512412096
Seems like an orchestrated publicity stunt.
That's the only time people talk about women's ball is when there's drama

>>512404922
You could put it in your crotch or a pocket. They probably aren't going to be frisking people. I don't think you have to go straight to boofing it.

>>512404828 (OP)
no its the only reason to attend women's sports

>>512406143
>“You’re going to hurt one of us”
They’ve all got larger ones at home.

>>512404828 (OP)
Seems like such a safe and easy bet just put your life savings on yes it will happen, get some dirtcheap WNBA tickets, and throw the dildo yourself??

>>512404828 (OP)
They can't say anything about wearing my favorite hat to a WNBA game, can they?

>>512404894
>CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GAMBLERS MADE A WEIRD BET
>join fan draft kings today!

Swear this board gets dumber by the day… and this is coming off a massive pay op campaign involving Caitlin Clark to make the wnba popular

Is that spotemgottem?

>>512404828 (OP)
Sounds like a scandal fabricated by the people running the league to hopefully get some more viewers and actually make some money for once

>>512404828 (OP)
I mean, they should be happy. These dykes are getting a bunch of free dildos. I'm sure it get expensive constantly buying new ones

>>512416405
Why is it white, that upsets me greatly. spotemgottem buck broken status?

>>512413508
Quite literally zero.

>>512416405
spottemgotem and poopusha linked up. Sneed it or feed it?

>>512404828 (OP)
>>512404894
Is this real chat? How is there a bet on something that a random person can just make happen

>>512404828 (OP)
I can guarantee I would never throw a florescent green dildo at a wnba game because I would never attend a wnba game.

>>512404828 (OP)
Please tell me there's a pic of a player getting hit in the face with a dildo

>>512404828 (OP)
just smuggle it in your ass

>>512413508
memecoins.
pumpfun, one of the biggest launchpads for solanameme coins is guess what color? and everytime a dick gets thrown memecoins are made about it.

>>512409254
The special edition Shrek dildo.

>>512418382
>How is there a bet on something that a random person can just make happen
We're making it out of poverty by the 3rd quarter!.. you could cheat the bookies by betting on a dildo landing on Cunninghams head in the 2nd quarter, then throw a dildo at the cunt yourself.. there easy money.

i can think of a way to sneak a dildo im without a bag.

>>512404894
Ahahahah ahahahah hahaha

>>512404828 (OP)
I know a way to sneak one in.

>>512404894
Black lesbiansisters…not like this…

>>512404828 (OP)
Wow imagine betting big on yes and then being the guy throwing the dildo 100% win

>>512404828 (OP)
Someone could make a lot of money by betting his entire net worth and then just doing it himself.

Would you be willing to risk misdemeanor prosecution and a lifetime WNBA ban to double your net worth, /pol/?

>>512404828 (OP)
The season ticket holder starter pack. This might actually sell more tickets

>>512415933
>get some dirtcheap WNBA tickets
WNBA courtside seats are around $450. Compare this to the LA Lakers, which start at $5K and can go up to $20K.

>>512413526
Sensible chuckle

>>512412292
>someone else does it too
>you bet on 1 dildo but now there's 2
>you lose

>>512419665
Just sneak it in 2 days before the game

>>512410258
>a player lost her wig on the court and ran into the locker room in embarrassment and they stopped play.
top kek

>>512404923
its an answer to the pay us what were worth thing
heres what ur worth cunts, make yourselves useful

>>512422726
you can always sneak it in on game day

>>512409574
>muh faggoty parasite 'gig'

>>512404828 (OP)
DO IT
OH GOD PLEASE DO IT

>>512404894
LOOOOOOOOOL

>>512404828 (OP)
>green dildo
Thanks doc

>>512404828 (OP)
https://voca.ro/17cb6IQwUdCW

>>512404828 (OP)
Throw a knotted one, that would be even funnier

>>512404923
Sports women are all human trafficked whores

lol is this real

>>512423058
I bet a gofundme for this would make them go on the field with those low fines

>>512404922
Yes.
Place condom on it.
Secure internally with some pegging straps.

> (Optional)
Buy or bring in a large water bottle and travel soap.
Disassemble in bathroom stale.
Flush condom.
Wash it off with the water and soap.
Dry on towel or shirt.
Repocket.


Toss when timing is right.
>>512415601
I could, but I wont.

>>512404894
KEK

>>512423419
>Flush condom.
Reaching unprecedented levels of nmp.

>>512404894
kek

>>512404894
Amazing.

>>512423419
Why do people auto assume sticking it in your ass to smuggle? You're a man just wear some tight underwear and stick that shit in the front, no one said it had to be a big dildo. Why's everyone assuming to stick it in your ass, that's gay man