Thread 512405756

My tendies delivery man died

>>512405756 (OP)
Be sure to leave a tip for his funeral bills

You can still pick up your order though!

>>512405756 (OP)
>0.3 away
Quick, go rob him!

Go to the wreckage and retrieve the tendies

>>512405756 (OP)

Thet guy eating your pizza right now and waiting even flowers from you.

>>512405756 (OP)
>Mission Retrieve tendies unlocked

Send flowers to your dashers hospital room is crazy lmao. Do they use another door dasher to do this? What if they also crashed on the way there. Imagine getting sent into a sympathy loop.

Imagine being the Door Dash Indian customer support guy and the driver calls in and says "can you still make the delivery?".

>>512405756 (OP)
I've never use this goy trap, sending flower shit can't be real right?

>>512405756 (OP)
>You can still pick up your order, but contents might be damaged.
lmao

>>512406614
Imagine having sympathy for some dirty Jeet.

lel, i wanna believe it's real. the app tells you when the delivery guy crashes? someone confirm, this shit is surreal

>>512405756 (OP)
This can't be real

>>512405756 (OP)
Sounds like a sham to sell flowers.

>>512405756 (OP)
>send flowers to your dashers hospital room
that they thought to put this in the app is fucking beyond weird this is fake aint it

>>512405756 (OP)
That's Ohio yo! Be sure to tip or his ghost will come back to haunt you for all time.

>>512405756 (OP)
>Send flowers to your dasher’s hospital room

>>512405756 (OP)
Pick it up wagie

>>512405756 (OP)
It literally happened because of you

>>512406977
Was the one with the Dasher requesting to have some of your fries fake?

>>512407482
What is proximate causation?

>>512405756 (OP)
This is fake but it's funny to think about it being true.

>>512405756 (OP)
>Send flowers
This is satire, right?

>>512407354
>haunt you
Why is Ohio like this?

>>512405756 (OP)
Do they send a backup driver to pick up the food in this case? Never seen this before. I would be soooo pissed, especially if I paid for direct delivery

>>512405756 (OP)
Classic Republican territory.

>>512405756 (OP)
Go lay a funeral flower bouquet at the scene with a picture of chicken tenders.

>>512407697
I assume no, because there is no reason to tell you about the crash in the first place.

>>512405756 (OP)
Go and pick up your order from the wreckage and leave him to die.

>>512405756 (OP)
>0.3 miles
walk it

>>512405756 (OP)
You have to go get it and it's going to be cold and squished... The life choices you fags make are too much

>>512405756 (OP)
What are you waiting for? Go grab your brain-splatted and charred nuggies from the crispy clutches of dikdeep's corpse

>>512407763
If my order was significantly delayed in this fashion, I would HOPE they would let me know. It's going to get cold if it sits out on the pavement.

>>512407683
obviously. how would they even detect a collision and even if they could why would they care enough to tell you

>>512405756 (OP)
KEK

>>512405756 (OP)
did they reimburse you?

>>512405756 (OP)
According to to the polls Midwest and New England hates you.

>>512405756 (OP)
Who cares about the subwagie are your tendies okay?

>>512405756 (OP)
Fake but the mental image of some fatass running up to the scene of the crash and looting his tendies from the jeet dasher’s charred corpse is hilarious

No matter, send in another driver. I will sacrifice as many door dashers as needed to get my tendies.

>>512405756 (OP)
See if you can get another driver to take your tendies the rest of the way. Don't let them make you walk.

I bet the Jews did this.

>>512407824
In Southern AZ, they cook on the pavement.

>>512407824
They could just say
>your order has been delayed and the(/a new) driver is en route
This is more like
>it’s not coming, deal with it.

I deliver food for Uber Eats and my car is totally infested with ants

Nobody ever notices, I only have 6 negative ratings out of 100 and continue to deliver food that’s infested with ants

Be sure to leave a tip. Faggot.

>>512405756 (OP)
BUT HE CROSSED STATE LINES WITH ILLEGAL CHICKEN TENDERS

>>512407583
>not donate money to charity in lieu of flowers
Why not donate to your local synagogue instead?

Ohio is so fucking cursed man

>>512405756 (OP)
he was going to be late anyways. how would he drive to india?

>>512406797
It's not

>>512405756 (OP)
kek. go get ur nuggets fag

>>512405756 (OP)
Go get them tendies faggot

>>512405756 (OP)
>Leave customer feedback
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>512405756 (OP)
are the tendies safe?

>>512407756
That's actually very good. I like you, anon.

>>512406797
Isreal!

Look at the strength of these Hyundai windows in this viral marketing material

>>512405756 (OP)

..he who controls the tendies controls the universe..

>>512405756 (OP)
>excuse me paramedics. this man has my tendies, I'm just going to collect them if that's alright.

>>512405756 (OP)
Lmfao, is this real?

>>512405756 (OP)

>send flowers to your dasher’s hospital room

This is like a built in “pay to troll” button.

Imagine paying to send flowers with attached notes to your dash jeet and knowing that he will get them, while laid up after crashing with your stuff….
>flowers to cover up your stench, you street shitting jeet

> lrn 2 drv fgt

>WHERE’S MY TENDIES

It’s like a private trolling opportunity for the wastefully wealthy or liquid…

I hope it landed in proper hands

>>512405756 (OP)
Lmaooo

>>512405756 (OP)
>Send flowers to your Dasher's hospital room
LMAO fuck off

>>512405756 (OP)
why the fuck are people fine with other people picking up and touching your food while paying a exorbitant amount of just having it delivered compared to just picking it up yourself?

>>512405756 (OP)
What a piece of shit that driver is crashing and fucking up your order like that. They have the audacity to ask you to send him flowers? The other day I ordered Taco Bell and the son of a bitch forgot one of my 6$ burritos. I was pissed I called to try to get him fired I hate door dash drivers so much it’s unreal.

>>512405756 (OP)
lmfao is this real? What a wonderful society we live in

>>512409995
Can't speak for everyone, but personally I'm lazy and I don't have a car

>>512409623
Nightmare fuel. I'm surprised he couldn't get the door open so early on from the water pressing against it. If that happens to me I guess try and force the door open the fucking instant you can.

>>512410114
Never went for the sunroof outside of clicking it

>>512409623
>not once though about opening the sun roof or rolling window down
bugmen were never the brightest in the bunch, no wonder they multiply like insects.

>>512409276
for now...

>>512410073
>don't have car
>can pay for food delivery
How do I learn your ways?

>>512409623
Yeah smashing the windows in certainly doesnt help.

>>512410270
>>512410233
My car doesn't even have one. Also maybe the electrical just went out instantly

>>512405756 (OP)
>YOU CAN STILL PICK UP YOUR ORDER

>>512405756 (OP)
>My GIGGER died


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

>>512405756 (OP)
>you can still pick up your order but contents may be damaged
>send flowers to his hospital room

This is why you must do all you can to escape the wagie cage

>>512405756 (OP)
its ok fren
tendies smashed to pieces become nuggies

>>512410357
from what I saw in the vid he didn't even attempt to try to break the window until it was too late. the pressure from the water is what keeps the windows from break unless you have a glass breaker with you. I always carry my multitool with me, which has a glass breaker bead on it. you never know what the world will throw at you at any moment.

>>512405756 (OP)
Uh, no one's going to ask if the driver is OK?

>>512405756 (OP)
F

>>512410270
It looks like he tried the open the sun roof but with the battery submerged there was no power to it. The problem here is chink legs and chink brain. Could have gone out by punching through the backseat into the trunk.

>>512405756 (OP)
HE

CROSSED

STATE

LINES

>>512405756 (OP)
He who lives by the car dies by the car

>>512405756 (OP)
always wondered what would happen in that situation. thanks OP

>>512405756 (OP)
HE CROSSED STATE LINES!!

>>512405756 (OP)
Please let this be real.

>>512405756 (OP)
>You can still pick up your order, but contents might be damaged

>>512405756 (OP)
I just moved here. Took a walk to the Ohio River yesterday. I love it here.

>>512405756 (OP)
Did you send some flowers?

>>512406695

This happened to me for real. Delivered cat food to a pervert who opened the door with no pants on, jerking his little brown pecker, saying, “come in. You wanna’ come in?”
I turn around and leave and the little brown pervert man chases me through his apartment complex, “come in. You wanna’ come in?” I assume jerking it the whole time, but I avoided making eye contact.
I get in my car and book out of there.
Call DoorDash to report the fuck and they have the balls to say, “did you complete the order?”

>>512405756 (OP)
Save those tendies. No tendie left behind op.

>>512405756 (OP)
they expect some tendies in the wreckage

>>512405756 (OP)
>You can still pick up your order, but contents might be damaged
Go get your tendies anon.

OP got stuck with either an asian or black female driver. RIP

>>512405756 (OP)
F

So the incel therapist thread got deleted but this one stays up?

>>512405756 (OP)
Back before /pol/ got completely cucked, OP would have started a live stream and took a trip there to see what happened.

>>512408721
Just spray them with a vinegar and soap solution. Got the ants to fuck off.

>>512408100
Some pancaked jeet with the one arm sticking up at a 45 degree angle still clutching the bag

>>512405756 (OP)
ANCAP door dash

>>512408380
Poke a pinhole in the top of the eggshell and put it on the asphalt in Tucson, it cooks pretty fast

>>512405756 (OP)
Hmmm your area is light red on my best neighborhood politic section.

>>512410114
You have to wait for the car to fill with water and then opening the door should be relatively easy

>>512405756 (OP)

>ordering GoyDash ever

Though it's pretty hilarious they're telling you you can still go get your food. Hearty kek

>>512409623
Honestly wtf do you do in this situation?

>>512405756 (OP)
He crossed state lines.

>>512405756 (OP)
May he achieve Theosis.

>>512406022
And it even comes with a free side of brains and blood sauce.

>>512413475
Roll down the window or sunroof and climb out, or break them. That phone probably could have done the job, but he was too busy trying to protect it from water lmao

>>512406614
This is the most techno despotic thing i have read in a while.

>your delivery drivers score went down and his gf left him. Press "y" to send him a gif of rob sneider saying you can do it"

>>512405756 (OP)
Anyone live near South Shore, Ohio?
Think you can work out OP’s location?

>aieee i commissioned courier-based work just like anyone else would have done throughout the entirety of human history but i did it on my smartphone this is heckin dystopian isnt it?
why are people so twisted up about food delivery I simply don't get it.

>>512405756 (OP)
>come pick up your tendies!
sounds like a great way to get robbed

>>512407849
New phones can actually detect collision.

>>512413475
Keep a glass breaker on you

>>512406022
Yea, just dig it out of the wreckage. be sure to tell the fireman to grab your tendies before cutting out the driver.

>>512405756 (OP)
>0.3?
3 meters?

if there is any legit proof we live in simulation this is it

>>512413475
Just take your .44 out of the glovebox and shoot the windshield out.