Thread 512407434

When the Mormon-Amish civil war breaks out next year whose side will you be on?

Amish, why the fuck would I ever support Mormons?

>>512407627
I mean wouldnt you want to join the side thats allowes to use guns? Seems like this war would be over pretty quick

>>512407434 (OP)
My long-term money's on the Amish if they win.

Mormons are anorexic women and obese men who can't do much besides work for government agencies like the FBI or CIA, whereas the Amish have all the important life skills (farming, construction, sewing, cooking). and water.

Mormons will starve when their admittedly impressive food reserves run out. Their inbreeding will get worse, they'll have to import more 3rd world wives from the countries where they have missionaries in order to keep reproducing.

I would imagine the Mormons are better armed but much less durable than the Amish. So if it comes to field & guerilla warfare, the Amish will utterly eat them alive.

>>512407434 (OP)
the mormon birhrate is a giant nonexistant meme
amish have 7 children on average

>>512407434 (OP)
mormons are just crypto-jews i'm with the amish.

>>512407434 (OP)
Mormons, why the fuck would I ever support Amish?

Amish harm horses so I can't support them. Go vegan.

>>512407903
Washington County, Utah is probably at least 4 per woman . but yes amish have higher birth rates

>>512407434 (OP)
Mormons have unique culture including their architecture and chosen people narrative but the amish are of better stock so they will win eventually

>>512408136
The Amish are quasi-jews. You should see how they cheat their own rules

Amish have better stats
https://youtu.be/-wlwtpH1ldM

I see the jews are already planning the next brother war to kill even more white people.

>>512407434 (OP)
Neither side, I will be selling pitchforks and torches to whoever wants them, and popcorn lots & lots of popcorn

>>512408436
>probably
>at least
mormons on average have barely 2 per woman

>>512407434 (OP)
Mormons are skullfucking the amish here i think, but i've only got data through 2010 for the amish

>>512409738
gdi

>>512409738
>>512409773

Mormons:
Pros:
>Universal religion meaning they can recruit people from outside the faith meaning more manpower.
>Strong sense of community.
>Extremely well educated. At least a significant % work in governmental positions in tech/defence/intelligence.

Cons:
>Allowed access to technology meaning more degeneracy and subversion.
>Way lower birthrate compared to Amish but still significant.
>Forbidden from coffee(wtf?)

Amish:
Pros:
>Highest Birthrate in America.
>Extremely strong sense of community.
>Strong work ethic.
>Extremely self reliant, self sustaining communities.

Cons:
>No power outside their communities.
>Uneducated.
>No tech

Now that you guys have this info, who would you pick?

>inb4 your biased
I lived in idaho next to mormons and the amish for years. I hate them both, I assure you.

>>512409773
>>512409806
>>512409829
the mormon birthrate is a joke

Neither because they're both Freemason-aligned organizations with ties to covering up Tartarian Mudflood history.

>>512409878
Read my post, I did say that.

>>512409955
Fuck off.

>>512407627
first post best post and thread

>>512409878
So? No ones joining the Amish, do note that the Amish map tops out at 5% of county population vs Mormons going all the way up to 90-99% and actually having a county in that bracket.

>>512409955
Icke-tier well poisoning. Tartaria was a real empire and mud floods did happen but what you just said is not correct.

>>512410103
doesnt matter since amish double every 20 years anyways. even if some leave a county, the birth rate is high enough that their population in the county still continues to increase anyways

>>512407434 (OP)
Mormons have all the American defence contractors on their side so realistically they'd win any conflict. But the idea of an Amish shotte-and-pike formation supplied with covered wagons is cooler in an aesthetic sense.

>>512410482
Sure.... but doubling from 20 to 40 to 80 to 160 to 320 to 640 is going to take them a solid century. And unlike the Amish people are actually somewhat likely to marry in

>>512410607
they're already at over 400k. and that's excluding the amish that left the church but are still amish culturally

>>512407434 (OP)
LDS church has been cucked since they went anti-racist in the 1970s. The Amish remain based as ever.

>>512409064
Prosperity without progress. That's the Amish goal. They're not Jews. They charge a lot of money, but they provide good quality products.

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish at least they work, the mormons are fucking cultist parasites

>>512410878
you got a lot of both in chichuaua

>>512407434 (OP)
freemasons made a glove out of mormons
amish would make more sense to side with
I just wish they embraced sensible transhumanism so that they are not eventually defeated by the literal satanists

>>512407434 (OP)
mormons racemix and do missions/adopt yellow, black, and brown children. amish don't even like "english." let alone non-whites.
>>512408421
mormons literally love trophy hunting for sport.

Everything i know about Mormons comes from a sherlock holmes novel. Do they really have a shadow cabal thay rules salt lake city?

>>512411014
they have a lot of high-level job positions. and jewish-tier nepotism connections within those things. so probably.

>>512407829
Not if they're Diet Freemasonry.

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish, because they never attack and massacred a wagon train full of Americans with their prairie nigger fuckbois like the Moremens.

>>512407434 (OP)
I watched an amish kid step back about 35 feet and run head first into a soda machine, the soda machine lost. LDS dont stand a chance

>>512411324
kek

>>512407627
fpbp

>>512407434 (OP)
Mormons have become addicted to virtue signaling. They're now majority brown worldwide and trying to import them all to Utah. Meanwhile Mormon birthrates in the US are crashing (notice OP's image is from 2000). American born men outside of Utah are fleeing the Mormon church in huge numbers.
The church is fucked. It's going to be a bunch of Pacific Islanders stealing from each other in the mountains and high desert.

Are Amish not very popular out west?

Anabaptists were into soldiers and militarism back in Europe.
They only adopted pacifism after being heavily defeated by Catholics and Lutherans.

>>512407890
>>512409829
The Amish "no violence" and "no modern tech" (when it comes to violence) rules are basically just propaganda. They hoard guns, there's even an Amish gunsmith that does nothing but make wood furnitured AR 15s. You ask them why they need ten rifles and they'll say "pest control" and mumble something in their language to each other about you being a faggot. They have modern communication devices, or live close enough to those who do, for use in emergencies, and have shown an ability to quickly organize masses of men far faster than any other non military group in America.
What people are also underestimating is how the Amish are not really just the Amish, but are actually surrounded by allied outsiders and "culturally" semi-amish people. They, sometimes openly, sometimes surreptitiously, maintain contact with related groups for news and support both political and economic. The Mennonites, the ex Amish, the partially Amish, different orders that they don't even get along with, and a large number of the "English" they deal with long term would kill you in a heart beat in a conflict against their Amish "neighbors".

>>512411718
Utah was the most Republican state in the nation for decades. Now it's not even in the top 10. Lol!

>>512411835
21st Century Munster Rebellion when?

>>512407434 (OP)
Damn I just noticed the Amish have a strategic positioning Indiana, basically anyone coming from michigigan to Indiana or Chicago has to go through their area and they can sell their stuff
also anyone coming from the north east through ohio

>>512411884
english lies

>>512410927
>just wish they embraced sensible transhumanism so that they are not eventually defeated by the literal satanists
The Amish will (have) ally with those that use technology, it's just for them Ally doesn't mean "we're all the same welcome to the family come live in my village here's my daughter"

>>512411957
The internet really fucked them over. They had their own semi-isolated hermit kingdom in the mountains but once their kids could access the degeneracy of globohomo, they had no defense against it.

>>512412042
There's a subtle irony to this post.

the amish disguise their martial arts similarly to Capoeira. why do you think they play so much baseball? they're practicing their swing for when niggers cross over into the wrong side of town.

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish are STRICT nonviolence

>>512407829
The Amish use iPhones and YouTube now

>>512407434 (OP)
Both are pretty cool, but Mormons are more “normal”

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish I don’t need Mormons and their biblical fanfiction.

>>512411504
You many not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>512411504
> breastfed till age 8 phenotype

>>512411504
The phenotype carried the US

>>512407434 (OP)
QRD on the Mormons? They tried converting me with their youtube ads with cute asian girls so i at least know their scouting game is on point. Of course its kind of stupid to try to convert a catholic so they gave up eventualy but good effort for trying with my one weakness.

>>512407434 (OP)
amish

>>512412579
They're good people. My uncle converted to the LDS church to marry his cradle Mormon wife. Good people homeschool their kids, etc. But their actuall religious founding and historical theology is fucked

>>512407434 (OP)
why is there a trench

>>512412579
they're just rich people who use faith to build large group connections to get even richer.

>>512412579
They were going to bait and switch you. They send Sister Honeycutt to your house and once you join, you get Sister Bertha as your assigned wife.

>>512407434 (OP)
my money is on the amish
i bet they would guerrilla warfare the fuck out of the Mormons

>>512412288
I was personally witness to a fistfight that became a fucking thirty man brawl between Amish Lads because someone ate all of someone else's Jam.

They get a lecture and shunned for like a week then it's all forgotten. Pacifists, lmao.

>>512412705
Let's see sister Bertha

>>512412305
>Mormons are more “normal”
I hope you meant that as a slur.

>>512412833
No shit really?
There's the one story about that Amish dude whose whole family was murdered by injuns because he refused to fight back so I figured the standard was pretty high

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish cause I live on the east

>>512412705
Have the pic of the girl.
Shes called Faria wich to english translates to Would wich is kind of funny.

>>512407434 (OP)
Both are based and won't fight each other.
Christ is King.

>>512412974
nobody fights with amish so nobody knows if they are really pacifists. I'd wager self-defense is allowed because it's not considered outright violence. who the fuck is gonna start a fight with amish when there are a dozen other amish fuckers standing right there mean mugging? even if they don't fight back, they could just outrun you anyways.

Way to go Utah!
>2020 Census - Utah
>Race and ethnicity:
>White alone 61.6%
>Black alone 12.4%
>Hispanic 18.7%
>Asian alone 6%
>Some Other Race alone 8.4%
>Two or More Races 10.2%
Most diverse racial makeup in state history!

>>512407434 (OP)
Interesting rivalry I never knew about

>>512407434 (OP)
any side that allows multiple wives

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish. Mormons worship Satan in their Great Salt Lake temple according to multiple sources. Never trust devil dick suckers

>>512412705
This. Even the Evangelicals do this, minus the old fashioned clothing. Had similar bullshit when I lived in Lassen. They’re even resorting to using egirls now.

>>512412579
heretical luciferian mystery babylon cult, basically freemasonry rebranded as a religion with a smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkR3iANDA78
Mormonism discussed in 2nd half

also this: guy sees Joseph Smith being tormented in Hell during an NDE despite not knowing who he was at the time, riveting story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94InzLM_qk

>>512412210
The thing that makes this picture extra funny is black people didn't even have souls untill 1983 church cannon, though modern day 'scholars' will argue that's a lie.

>>512412301
amish are pacifists

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish birth exponential growth won’t last, their weak religion of christcuckery makes them susceptible to subversion. All it takes is one generation of theirs to fail like how the boomers failed us and they are forever fucked.

>>512413389
Yes, the church is making up for lost time when it comes to pandering to darkies.

>>512407434 (OP)
LDS took the clot shot. Amish did not. That's all you have to know.

>>512407434 (OP)
The Aimishes killed my pops. I got me a blood oath against them fellers

>>512412974
I mean, I'm sure it varies, there's pussy peacenicks who will literally watch their children murdered in every group on earth. I've seen enough rekt threads to know some people will really just stand there and wait for death.

>>512412836
>Let's see sister Bertha
Yes, I don't mind plain girls if they can cook and are nice to be around

>>512411884
Fancy Dutch here, can confirm.

>later day saints
>1pbtid
>30 replies
Anyone not saging this retarded thread needs to take a trip down to the Rope store and the Rickety Stool store.

There arent that many of these people and there are more Mormons than Amish. Also this chart is counting Mennonites as Amish which they aren't, they're just Barney Fife but as an entire community. The Mormons will win because they are an actual gang but again this map doesn't mean shit because both are an irrelevant percentage of the population.

>>512413541
>their weak religion of christcuckery
What is your organized religion and when was your last communal ritual?

>>512413711
Combat personnel are also an "irrelevant fraction of the population" lmao.

The next 1000 years belongs to wherever there are the most white breeders.

>>512407434 (OP)
I'm so scared for the Amish, bros. They don't allow themselves to fight or defend themselves. What happens when the government finally gets pissed at them for being too Christian and White?

How do we protect these gentle German coelacanths? I've been buying their pickled eggs, what else can I do to help?

>>512407434 (OP)
Why are mormon men so fucking creepy?

>>512413592
tell me about yer Amish blood oath, anon

>>512413197
nice

>>512413691
It’s not like that. You get the reformed alcoholic at age 38. She looked hot in her 20s but now looks weathered.

Amish are actual white people, mormons pimp their blonde daughters out to 'based' mormon mexicans far more than any other protestant niggerlover sect.

Though TO BE FAIR there are black amish people now due to rumspringa sluts genestealing from nigger males and the halfbreed kid being raised in amish society, so it's not a perfect setup.

>>512407627
take the mormonpill

>>512413909
anyone who acts too nice just seems fake. like they're trying to seduce/groom you for buttsex. lots of non-mormon pastors and catholic clergy are the same way. makes your gaydar go off.

>>512413817
"Combat personnel" have only been used to bully third world retards for 100 years and lost every single time. Soldiers come home from shooting kids and make tik toks crying about how the VA doesn't care about them. You are a welfare queen faggot and thankfully all of your friends that got killed in a foreign country died before they could become life long welfare queen faggots like your faggot self. Now go transition and campaign about how as a military veteran we need to ban guns, you dumb nigger.

>>512407434 (OP)
Mormons.

>>512414034
I've never seen a niggeramish. that's some fake internet bullshit or some fake amish larpers.

>>512407627
They’re based, in a way
https://www.timesofisrael.com/despite-jewish-backlash-mormon-leaders-still-encourage-baptisms-for-the-dead/amp/

>>512407434 (OP)
I, as a white person, should hope they both die

>>512407434 (OP)
Mormons
>>512407627
Jack Mormons can be alright
Amish are inbred and break the law as they see fit (this applies to Mennonites in general).

>>512407890
Bro the mormons are absolutely willing and able to give you a gf if you join.

If it wasn’t for that darn book, they almost got me.
Literally sent 2 different sets of qt. 3.14’s half my age to my house to invite me to church.

Say what you will about mormon bros but they are winning on all front right now.

And I am not that great a catch anymore but I would have gotten a wife even as a convert.

And they take care of each other and do a better job of many things than other Christian denominations.

They do not play.
Ever read up on Brigham Young?

Plus I like that they are Centrists in a lot of ways and don’t force their members to worship Trump although most mormons I met did vote for him and still support him.

You cannot cookie cutter the mormons tho. There is a lot of nuance in that faith.

At least they are preparing for the Apocalypse too.
In fact, since no one else has offered me anything I may end up with them if they cut me a down low pass on declaring the Book of Mormon as equal to the Bible.

At some point, it may come down to common ground with Christians of different denominations.

Another deal breaker is cigarettes and coffee.

TLDR i respect Mormons and the Amish but Amish don’t recruit actively. You are born into it or you are always an outsider. Your kids will be fully accepted but not you.

>>512414131
That has nothing to do with what he said which is that 600k amish having 20 kids each fuck you and your mother.

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish because fuck Mormons

>>512414937
You’re a fag.

>>512414937
They're not though. How can a community have men with several wives? Think about it. The ratio of men to women is 1 to 1. If one guy has 5 wives that means 4 guys don't have wives.

You're not getting a wife from them. You're a paypig.

>>512407434 (OP)
West Coast/East Coast beef sure got lame since the '90s.

>>512414131
Fighting age men are literally the only demographic that matters you gay nigger, the point went completely over your head and you had a melty about how many memes you can regurgitate abut the US military.

>>512413851
>They don't allow themselves to fight or defend themselves. What happens when the government finally gets pissed at them for being too Christian and White?
They'll use the ten antipersonnel rifles they have per man.

>>512407434 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEanWVg-DTE

>>512415407
they aren't having 20 kids, that is absurd. At the max they might have 9, more likely 4 or 5, and they don't all stay amish. If you sincerely think the amish are going to become a significant majority of the country you are a genuine retard. They aren't bacteria
>>512416075
men with guns and resources are the only thing that matter, you aren't a "fighting age man", you lost your war, you are a retarded welfare queen who outsourced his thinking and identity to the tranny zognited states government.

>>512411504
oblivion character creator ass niggas

>>512417103
Lmao this faggot keeps going on about the US military which has nothing to do with what we're talking about what a fucking retard.

>>512409773
>my oklahoma county is 2-5% mormon
i have never met a mormon irl in my 20+ years of living here

>>512410838
>they provide good quality products.
yeah that's definitely not a jewish trait.

>>512413197
ive been to utah and its not 12% black LMAO

here is the read data

>>512414523
Good. Fuck the law.

>>512407434 (OP)
Which side will let me keep war brides?

>>512407434 (OP)
I'm Mormon and will always side with the restored Church of Jesus Christ.
And there won't be any war with the Amish; we get along quite well.

Obligatory

There's a tiny town in the Northwest mountains full of Mormons. It was like driving into a time machine. They were all very nice and social but it felt weird like i didnt belong there even though they made me feel welcome. I'd say the name of the town but I fear the jews would destroy it.

>>512407434 (OP)
I've heard of Amish living in Alaska, but not Mormons.

I also side with Amish because Mormons have literal Demonic cults within
Jesus is no way shape or form a Brother to the Devil or any fucking retarded demiurge subversion, light and darkness are separate dualities not one one being

>>512407434 (OP)
Based on this map, the Frontline dead zone. Honestly fighting for my state to kick all the soakingfaggots and 1880larpingfaggots out.

>>512407434 (OP)
Would be a pro-mormon mercenary in the lamanite auxiliary battalions if they let me marry and race mix with their qt women desu

>>512419948
The outdoor boys guy on youtube is moron

>>512421202
I was unironically trying to type Mormon not moron. Devine intervention maybe?

I drive out into the country and see Amish people all the time. It's pretty cool to see them. They seem nice

>>512411884
>wood furnitured AR 15s
neat.jpg
Too bad I live in a fascist state now.

>>512412833
Sometimes you have to smack around each other over jam.

>>512421202
What’s that coat? I want one.

>>512407434 (OP)
Amish obviously. They’re medieval Germanics and will wipe the floor with Mormons.
Mormonism is a cult based around boomer sex politics.
>I need all the women in my harem because uh macaroni told me in a dream I need more sex
These people deserve to die.
The Amish at the very least at the absolute least do not cuck themselves. They ensure their sons and daughters are married off.
Mormons cuck 90% of their men.
Mormons also literally believe they can eat chocolate in their underwear at midnight to trick God.
Mormons are retarded.

Neither because i have my own opinions and am not a cattle brained NPC. Good luck to both groups. Fuck the jews

>>512407890
This too. The Amish have the necessary skills and industrial capacity to shift to a full wartime economy.
They are capable of producing genius they just waste it on their silly way of life.
But if needed they could mass produce drones, mass produce artillery, mass produce missiles. Their education level is low but their ability to field a colossal industry can not be understated.
Where do the Mormon nerds even get the resources for mass production of advanced arms?
Amish shock troops could penetrate Mormon front via bypassing their strongpoints and inflict serious damage on their infrastructure.
Mormons don’t have the numbers to field enough divisions to cover the entire front. They don’t have the resources to make heavy industry.
The Amish can move fast and secure the US arsenals in the East. The Mormons can’t.
Though the Mormons have infiltrated the US government much more heavily they’d still be surrounded by Amish divisions.
Germans are better fighters overall than Anglos.

>>512409179
>QSVjewnF
>jew

>>512418538
Mormo-Amish hyperwar soon.

>>512409829
Amish have the racial quality and the WILL to power to act and fight.
Mormons are Anglos who will ultimately cuck.
Amish have much more potential especially in a wartime scenario. They will drop their rules and start developing modern weapons immediately when fighting breaks out. Their only true weakness is they’re going to assume goodwill they give will be returned. People take advantage of Germans easily because they are a people with genuinely good hearts and they don’t have that cynical cutthroat Anglo pirate mentality that makes Anglos very good at sabotage and subterfuge.

>>512410530
The Amish would need to move fast and organize spontaneously to strike at the logistical networks. If they can hit the Mormons hard and fast and shock their command structure they can negate most of their early tech advantage.
The Amish would have the manpower and industrial capacity to generate a first rate war economy. The Mormons don’t have the work ethic, they’d need to use trade or credit.

Mormons are a big shitpost

>>512417530
you're talking about a legal gang that is hand in hand with globohomo and a handful of LARPing faggots who are basically orthodox jews. You are a moron.

>>512407627
/thread

Looks like a strict marriage culture really is the answer to high birthrates

>>512422920
this is one of the dumbest posts ever written on 4chan. There are functionally no amish, at all. They are a statistical anomaly.
>germans are better fighters overall than anglos
they lost two back to back wars and the empires speak for themselves

>>512409829
Both of these options suck.

Mormons actively excommunicate their friends and family who don't partake in the community. Ex-mormons are basically dead to their family and relatives and the families go from "I love our three kids!" to "I love our two kids!" as if the third just didn't fucking exist anymore. Mormon abuse cases on women and children get more numerous on a daily basis as the religion grows. Their entire structure is based around being a cult. They can't even drink tea or coffee and apparently just having birthday cake is a sure fire way to get excommunicated.

Then you have Amish. Why the hell would you want to be in a community that is so invested in luddism that they have no connection to the outside world and barely know what the concept of ibuprofen is? Do y'all just enjoy dying to easily preventable diseases and working like slaves on a daily basis?

Seriously, what the fuck is even in your minds here? What is the actual appeal? Is it just some contrarian-programmed directive or do you somehow actually believe this horseshit?

>>512407434 (OP)
The Amish are the last oasis from Jewish trickery in the west. How are they immune to it, bros?

>>512424021
calm down anon, this is just a fun mind exercise.

>>512423581
>Embarrassed he had no idea what we were talking about
The Amish don't drink penis blood.

>>512424021
>Do y'all just enjoy dying to easily preventable diseases
Lmao you actually have zero idea of the health statistics of the Amish huh.

>>512407890
>Mormons will starve when their admittedly impressive food reserves run out. Their inbreeding will get worse, they'll have to import more 3rd world wives from the countries where they have missionaries in order to keep reproducing.
Thats literally what the Amish are facing. They have massive inbreeding problems now

>>512407434 (OP)
I love how the mormons somehow took over mexico too

>>512407434 (OP)
I have a secret weapon against mormons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw
just cut off their supply line and they will crumble

>>512407434 (OP)
The Amish are objectively better, but the Mormons have magic underwear. You don't want to be on their bad side when they win.

>>512424021
Seething kike

>>512425354
>he doesnt remember when the cartel murdered a bunch of Mormons

Site sucks fucking newfags

>>512407434 (OP)

Nah, it'll be a Mormon/Amish alliance. Unlike most churches, Mormonism has (surprisingly, even over fucking Catholics) preserved the word of God against homofaggotry which has infected basically all other churches. I was not expecting that but here we are.

>>512429008
They're lizard worshiping fire cultists.

>>512407434 (OP)
Gonna need more green on the left side of that map. The Amish would roll all over the Mormons.

>>512407434 (OP)
Their doctrines don't support handling weapons and killing. At least Mormons. True story, long time Mormon followers are assigned to noncombat roles if drafted

>>512407434 (OP)
you're fucking stupid. AI shill thread. There are a fuckload of Amish in Montana so your map and thread are fabricated bullshit