Two Dads Household
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So God is up in heaven, and the first thing he decides to do, before he decides to make a wife for himself to hang out with, is to make a younger man companion for himself to hang out with forever, who also doesn't have a wife? So you go to Heaven, and you get there, amd now you just have two heavenly fathers, Father Yahweh, and Father Jesus? And Jesus calls Yahweh Father, but not vice versa? Doesn't that seem a little suspicious to anyone else? The Divine Family of Christinaity has two dads? And they specifically establish that having sex with chicks does not make you cool, and it's actually a sin. I knew a kid who was a giant pussy once at summer camp, everyone was like wtf why is this kid such a pussy, and when we all got picked up, he mentioned he was getting picked up by his moms, plural, and we all looked at each other like no way, this kids faggy lesbian moms raised him to be a giant pussy.
So I'm sitting here looking at Christians, and I'm like no way holy shit, they have two dad's, that's why they're so weird. The only woman in the divine family isn't even arrived to God and her only super power is giving the Two Dad's baby without needing to have sex with either of them. Holy shit this was a religion made by gay dudes LMAO.
So I'm sitting here looking at Christians, and I'm like no way holy shit, they have two dad's, that's why they're so weird. The only woman in the divine family isn't even arrived to God and her only super power is giving the Two Dad's baby without needing to have sex with either of them. Holy shit this was a religion made by gay dudes LMAO.