Thread 512410407

Signed up for a government program which essentially pays you to do nothing for 6 months. Some WTF remote bullshit where all you have to do is keep the pc open and counts as work. Lmao. Playing video games all day and having enough money to go for drinks and vacations.

Boomers call NEETs lazy but if you overcome this ad hominem attack, there's a whole life ahead of you

>>512410407 (OP)
wagies don't deserve human rights

The key is to burn out of video goymes so you never have the urge to touch that shit again

How do I control my NEETBUX spending fellow NEETs? I'm fine dining out everyday while wagie barely can afford potatoes to cook for himself.

>>512410407 (OP)
Which government program? I want to neet so fucking bad

>>512410407 (OP)
Don’t forget to show up at wagie’s place of work and just mill about for an hour every so often in the middle of the week. It helps to boost his morale.

agree
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>>512410664
I have mixed berries and oats for breakfast
easy soup of chicken with onions potatoes and cabbage
whatever for dinner

we are modern day monks

>>512410407 (OP)
>>512410543
>>512410664
do NEETs challenge themselves or try to grow in any way?
not in the conventional sense but more like learning new hobby or something else of interest?
or is it a sedentary online lifestyle?
i would think they would follow their own self interests if they had any but idk

Back to work

>>512412597
Most I speak to revert to child like state vidya and goon

>>512412597
yes i just built a very fast moped. 15.000 rpm and 100km/t it was a very satisfying experience plus 2 stroke go BRAAAP

>>512412893
i want to get a van to live in for the neet life

I’m doing this right now. It’s hell for me because I have a brain disease that makes me want to be ambitious.

You're in Greece so it works

Here in Jewsa You're fucked

>>512413186
sounds a bit nippy pal, how much is petrol in the uk ?

>>512410407 (OP)
NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS SO YOU CAN PAY TAXES TO PEDOPHILES

>>512413285

learn to resell nostalgia to /v/fags for a profit it's that simple.

>>512413518
No idea i can't even currently drive but they are changing regulations on driving tests because non whites can't find an instructor to pass them so it's getting removed

>>512410407 (OP)
>im going to save the white race by staying cooped up in my room avoiding women and playing video games
Your life has no purpose

>>512410407 (OP)
How to get fake job that pays me to do nothing? I hear this all the time yet I never seem to be able to get one

>>512410407 (OP)
>government
Retard

>>512412540
>mixed berries and oats
Try this with Greek yogurt as well

>>512413800
i use 50g of skyr sort of the same thing

>>512410407 (OP)
How do i get this job?

>>512413715
kek

>>512413843
Nice, we have that here as well but I haven’t tried it, I do berries with oats about 3x a week as well

>>512413715
Grim

>>512412597
>being a neet affords me time to pursue my hobbies
>my hobbies are gooning to tranime and posting bbc threads.

>>512410407 (OP)
>Hay and a barn for 2 legged cattle.
Wow, being a ward of the state sounds awesome!
>>512413894
>How do i get this job?
I think you need to be black or some other mud race and just show up to your city hall and hold out the begging bowl.

>>512414114
It's great i do also add cocoa powder when i mix it before putting in the microwave tastes of shitty chocolate but still pretty nice with strawberries

>>512414197
It is just more dumb niggers on the road

>>512414218
ok but for people who aren't going to have kids, there's almost nothing out there that's fundamentally different.

>>512414779
Plenty of jobless people reproduce

>>512410407 (OP)
Go for disability anon, thats neet heaven

>>512414811
Yes but i'm saying, if you aren't going to reproduce, what is supposed to be your motivation to go to work?

>>512414959
I agree with you unless it only serves you community is dead

Why do /pol/tards vote for political parties that reduce gibs if they're NEETs?
Does the average retard here really go against their economic interests because a tiny insignificant amount of trannies exist and other idpol bullshit?

NEETS always bragging but never disclose where the money is coming from because they are really doing other criminal shit

>>512410407 (OP)
My shitty factory job in flyover nowhere has paid me about $2 million dollars since 1994. I saved/invested half of it. But yeah you're probably right be a bum.

>>512415208
No they just don't want to overshare to most likely weird scizos

>>512415180
you can't buy me you stupid commie fucker
you will taste my revenge

>>512410407 (OP)
based

6am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.
7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. Thats probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes
8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !
1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life
3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours
5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again
6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.
7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others
8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flys when you're having fun and its
10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now i've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.
11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep
6am: Alarm goes off

NEETs are larger than life; that is to say, a wagie will spend his entire life struggling to climb to the top of a mountain, whereas the NEET has already arrived. To be NEET is to know instant victory, time standing still at the peak of true greatness, to BE the mountain a wagie only dreams of climbing one day. New heights aren't required for the survival of the NEET, truly; any further effort derives from the absolute joy of embarking on adventures a wagie will never embark on, and, in addition, tasting delicacies a wagie will never taste. Yes, you had better clock in a few minutes early tomorrow, wagie; I will watch you toil up the mountain while I stand at the summit, unveiling the world's greatest mysteries with my fellow NEETgods.

>>512414779
>ok but for people who aren't going to have kids,
Shitlibs manage, neets are choosing the lazy option.

>>512416758
>becoming a slave to a government that hates you is empowering

>>512410407 (OP)
anon how did you find such a powerful gig? I've been NEETing with VA Disability and this sounds like a great opportunity to double-dip.

>>512412597
I have been developing as a dancer, actor and singer and spend most of time getting paid to perform. I have total freedom over what projects I work on and when and my singing ability has grown such that I use to impress women at any bar with a karaoke night.

I'm learning piano right now and began writing scripts and a novella. I also do photography and shoot head shots for a few extra bucks here and there.

This also gives me time to go to the gym to lift 4x a week, the pool to swim laps 2x a week, and to cook 2x a day.

>>512410577
This anon is 100% correct. Burn out on video games is how I started getting into dance which led to theatre which led to singing which led to film.

Give up the gayming slop. become NEET. Realize your full potential. Because it's not in Microsoft Excel.

>>512415180
NEETs are more resistant than cockroaches, there is not a single party that can stop them.

>>512415657
if you're not having fun do something else

>>512418022
Kind of makes me want to Yandex search borzoi vs pitbull fights. But i've seen enough pitbull gore after the boar ripped a pitbulls intestines out and the pitbull just runs around with it's guts spilling out.

>>512414779
>there's almost nothing out there
literally everything is out there
learn to sk8, draw, play guitar, use AI (like comfy workflows), make a homelab, learn to soldier or whatever interests you
NEETs have all the time in the world to do something with themselves and get ahead of the working plebs

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>>512418309
very nice, impressive

>>512415657
jesus

>>512420615
If that's true, then he got a pretty good deal.