Thread 512415878

What advice would you give on the construction of a lanyard or sling for my battle axe? I will be denied entry into Valhalla if I do not die with a weapon in hand. So, I am trying to keep my battle axe on my person at all times. It can get a little awkward keeping a battle axe under my coat at all times, so I am stringing together a lanyard to simplify things. My main worry is what to do if I have to travel by airplane. Naturally, I can't bring a battle axe onto a plane. But what if I tuck away a plastic knife and spork on my person? Will that still count in Valhalla?

You need to be killed. It doesn't matter if you're holding your weapon or not. As long as you're murdered you're fine

>>512415878 (OP)
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough. Same thing with weapons.

>>512415878 (OP)
How is your body not a weapon?

>>512415984

Being murdered is very honourable.

>>512415878 (OP)
I hear that jew scalps make for the best material, but you need like 1000 of them so that they can be melted down and refined into a more malleable substance.

>>512415878 (OP)
you can die with your bushwacker in hand as well, it doesn't have to be an axe

>pagan
>is a Norse cuck EVERY time
We get it, you like marvel

True paganism is realizing the sun will burn the wicked.

>>512417124

Woah, that's deep.

>>512417416
Literally. There's a reason sun worship is the oldest religion. The stars are the source of life. Life is sacred. Those who worship rot, chaos and death belong to the serpent - death. They are demons and must be annihilated.

I guess when the ATF raid my house and I die by cop I will enter Valhalla

>>512416623
Cuckoldry is not seen as bad in Norse mythology. Odin's wife Frigg could see the future and when Odin was away she told everyone that Odin had died then she fucked Odin's brothers and gave away all of Odin's stuff. And then when he came back he wasn't angry.