Thread 512416418

in the application they ask what your stance on israel is.

>>512416418 (OP)
Too busy filming teenagers throating my cock for my porn site

I applied 9 months ago, the ball is in their court.

>>512416418 (OP)
I have a high paying job that is nearly 4x an ice agents salary with zero risk. I also work from home. Why the FUCK would I join the based force? I report all h1bs at my workplace

>>512416418 (OP)
Do they take cripples?

IT'S YOUR GODDAMN DUTY AS AN AMERICAN TO DEPORT SPICS

>>512416727
cum in them and deport them

>>512416418 (OP)
none these jobs are open to neet bro.
fuck trump.

>>512416418 (OP)
Not me. It’s a job for niggers.

>>512416727
It’s anti whites. High turnover and being doxxed and on. That’s why it’s better to let niggers apply for the job they are naturally good at it.

>>512416418 (OP)
I can't pass a polygraph

>>512417826
Skip a night of sleep before and answer another question your mind makes up before you answer their question

>>512416418 (OP)
because most posters on /pol/ aren’t american

>>512416418 (OP)
I actually did go to the ICE website and I considered signing up. I've had a lot of different jobs and while I excel at anything I do, I never found any of those jobs fulfilling. They never seemed to be accomplishing more than enriching a few jewish men at the top of some arbitrary hierarchy. But then I saw that ICE was going to be arresting the illegal aliens and deporting them by force and that really appealed to me. And then I saw them in their tactical gear and balaclava's concealing their identities and I said to myself, finally, a secret police force where I can inflict real physical damage on my enemies directly. I've dreamed of this for a long time. This is it lads. Lets join ICE and crack some skulls. Nothing could be more American than oppressing a foreign minority.

>>512416418 (OP)
Back in 2018 I made small talk with a HSI guy who came out of an unmarked building they were leasing but sharing with a trucking warehouse, he said there are so many vacancies and that I would fit right in. It was tempting but I do not want to do a polygraph, I hear they are doing away with those soon so I might join up if it's simple interview questions and none of the psuedo science bs.

I speak Russian and Ukrainian so I might be of value. You know what? I will look further into it, I am motivated now and having a fed badge to flash around is the most enticing. I would look badass in a vest and mask

>>512416418 (OP)
What's the qualifications

>>512418541
Passing the Palantir smell test.

>>512416418 (OP)
>clearance requirement
>drug test
>degree requirements
Nah, someone else can get stabbed by Hancho until the next fuckup president lets Hancho come back with additional gibs for the trouble.

>>512416418 (OP)
>>512416514
>>512416543
80,000 applied for 10,000 Jobs
good luck, burger bros

>>512416418 (OP)
I qualify for the GS-9 (B.S. degree with 3.0 or greater average)

The job would be fun, however i'm 35, the pay sucks, and i'm about to start a family and doing that on not much money and likely having to travel/be away from home a lot doesn't work

If i was younger and didnt give a fuck i would have already applied

>>512416418 (OP)
I'm just getting in shape for the first time in my life, I want to get laid, not go to Texas.

>>512418706
well antifa,
not gona be that easy for your shitty stoner ass to infiltrate ICE

>>512416476
kek no way.

>>512416418 (OP)
Because I pay my bills and don’t owe anyone for my degree.

>>512416418 (OP)
Americans literaly have dream jobs.
Im still waiting for the day they call me to Frontex take out the boats crossing the Med.

>>512416476
Southpaw

>>512416418 (OP)
i already have a job.

I think the drug test is the hardest part. I can pass most kind of tests with straight A's but for some reason when I have all the correct answers for various drugs in my system they call that a failure. Weird. I just want to smoke weed while cracking skulls. Don't harsh my buzz with your anachronistic drug policy man.

>>512416476
this

>>512416476
"FULLY CONSISTENT WITH RIGHT WING BELIEFS"

ZIONISTS CAUSE SO MUCH LEFTOID SEETHING ITS AMAZING

CLEARLY THE MOST BASED POSITION ON PLANET EARTH
THE PROOFS IS IN THE SEETHING

>>512419082
>still too early for my dream of being a space Marine in a suit filled with combat drug, nicotine, and thc smoke while I wheeze like Darth Vader in between blasting xenos

>>512419231
>i suck kike dick to pwn the wibs

>>512419685
WHATS WRONG WITH ZIONISM
OR WHITE COLONIZING

CRUSADES WERE FOUGHT OVER ZION
THE BRITISH EMPIRE BEAT THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE
THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE

THE AMERICAN EMBASSY IS NOW IN JERUSALEM
ISLAM LOST

>>512420025
Zionism has colonized our country.... Via blackmail. you retarded.

>>512419082
pot heads get the bullet

>>512421052
>NOOOO, YOU CAN'T USE GOD'S CREATION LIKE THAT

>>512420778
ISRAHELL IS A STRATEGIC TERRITORY OF AMERICA

SIMILAR TO JAPAN IN THE PACIFIC REGION

ITS ANOTHER AMERICAN MILITARY
THEY ARE CONSTANTLY TESTING AMERICAN WEAPONS IN COMBAT
FIRST KILLS OF THE F15 F16 F35 WERE ALL ISRAELI OPERATED

>>512419010
>Americans literaly have dream jobs.
Not only that, they get paid exceptionally well also.

>>512417826
Clench your butthole Everytime you hear a question and answer. (Saw it on TV most likely bs)

>falling for the government meme because you fell for the college meme
kek

>>512421220
Imagine if the UK created ICE jobs on 30k a year, and actually welcomed applications from white men. They'd get hundreds of thousands of applications. Rachels 50 billion black hole would probably reduce as a result

>>512416418 (OP)
I work for a better agency than ICE and make more money

>>512416727
>IT'S YOUR GODDAMN DUTY AS AN AMERICAN TO DEPORT SPICS
are they antisemitic

Sorry I'm not dying for Israel. Fuck Israel. ICE raids are theater. They will bury whites in Indians after the fake vibe shift is over. Total death and destruction to Israel

Bomb Israel

>>512416418 (OP)
I already did my turn in the barrel.
It’s someone else’s turn.

>>512421052
I don't need to get the bullet I already stocked up and I'm locked and loaded and ready to defend myself. In fact I'm looking forward to defending myself. I keep a loaded self defense waiting to defend me by self defensing somebodies face off defensively. Get defended repeatedly and then I'll reload and defend myself again. Legally. Under god.

>>512422031
>Glownigs 'r' us

>>512416418 (OP)
trump solving student loan crisis

>>512416418 (OP)
What does it pay???

>>512416482
How much to you pay the twinks?

>>512416476
No they don’t.

>>512417826
I'm a 20 foot tall purple platypus bear.

>>512422950
>trump solving student loan crisis
They better get money up front, Trump is legendary for stiffing people.

>>512416418 (OP)
I’m applying tomorrow

>>512416476
proofs?

>>512419231
>>512420025
>>512421205
>IDF bot
TKD will be humanity's greatest moral achievement.

>>512418463
I would probably think joining was worth something if the uniform didn't require a facemask.

As it stands, you can just DIY and you may as well be ICE.

>>512418492
>having a fed badge to flash around is the most enticing.

Get that shit at walmart?