Thread 512424509

We smell like so bad naturally. We shoot a fucking weird white fluid out of our cocks all the time (even when we sleep). We shit and piss every day. We fart and burp and its just fucking ridiculous. I wish I didnt have to exist in this fucking gross body.

>>512424509 (OP)
take a shower faggot.

>>512424509 (OP)
Whatever you may feel, at least you’re not Indian.

>>512424509 (OP)
you might have gender dysphoria anon

>>512424509 (OP)
The human body was great for its time.

>>512424509 (OP)
What else did you expect from a meat prison? This is entirely on purpose.

>>512424509 (OP)
personally, i get high off sniffing girls
they just smell so good

>>512424509 (OP)
would you rather be a tree or something

>>512424509 (OP)
I think it's perfection. You get out of it what you put into it

>>512424509 (OP)
I feel the same way anon, its fucking wierd being trapped in this oxidizing meat puppet. I am pretty much over it but cult Mechanicus doesnt exist yet so I am boned

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>>512424795
simp

>We smell like so bad naturally.
It's a defense mechanism retard.

>>512424795

>>512423706

Ask a tranny.

>>512424509 (OP)
Women's pussies are so god damn gross. Guys assholes are so much cleaner. There has to be seriously something fucked up in your head not to be gay.

>>512424591
based

>>512424603
I have body dysphoria

>>512425047
proof?

>>512424603
Well, I would rather be an anime girl than some organic being.
Even if the deal is I only live 1 year or something and then disintegrate into sprinkles.

>>512425137
Least gay user on /pol/.

>>512425137
you are gay. I have had anal sex with real biological women and anal sex is gross.

>>512424509 (OP)
>We shit every day
we do?
is that normal?

unironically stop using poison products and your pits will attract women

Nope because im in the shower right now getting clean

>>512425361
Probably never going to so can you summarize the experience and its not because I have a thing for it just actually curious

>>512425060
kek knew what that redirect was

>>512425403
I shit at least 3 times a day and they're all normal shots. Once after morning coffee, once after lunch, and one in kind of the later afternoon.

>>512424509 (OP)
Yes. It is humbling, or even humiliating. Every lofty pretension, all aesthetic considerations, all feelings of peace or bliss or enlightenment go right out the fucking window when I get the urge to shit, and then I sit there wondering how I could ever be so retarded as to think I am capable of being more than some disgusting, rotting hunk of fat, gristle and juices. One among billions.

>>512424509 (OP)
Stop living amongst indians and gamers who don't shower or wash their clothes regularly

>>512424509 (OP)
>We smell like so bad naturally. We shoot a fucking weird white fluid out of our cocks all the time (even when we sleep). We shit and piss every day. We fart and burp and its just fucking ridiculous
and it's beautiful

>>512424509 (OP)
Yes agreed, I don't really care about this world anymore, I just think about heaven and Jesus Christ.

>>512425730
>>>512424509 (OP) (OP)
>Yes. It is humbling, or even humiliating
Indeed, Christians teach that it was sin that made this world gross and disgusting, but I'm starting to think that Jesus intentionally designed it that way. Probably to keep us humble. I mean, the digestive system should be enough to get that point across, who's going to say that it's glorious and wonderful, kek.

>>512424703
go and sign contract if you existence so much

>>512424509 (OP)
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

>>512425730
What a disgusting form of nihilism

>>512424509 (OP)
Do a flip, faggot

>>512424509 (OP)
yeah it's pretty gross. we only want to have sex when we're horny - otherwise it's just gross to think about. it turns off the "gross" part of it for some reason.

>>512425923
I'm not a nihilist but I agree with them, this existence is quite humiliating if one thinks about it...

>>512425648
i shit once a week

>>512424509 (OP)
Same, I'm not a gnostic but I'm definitely drawn towards the idea of not belonging in this fucked up material world trapped in ape flesh. I'm starting to believe that consciousness pervades everything but normally can't "sense" itself because of lack of sensory organs, but because this organic material we call life evolved sensory organs and an organic computer brain to process the senses we are the universal consciousness briefly able to experience the material world through these senses.

>>512425648
Shitting 3 times a day is not normal. Stop eating slop and eat real food. Shit is just waste that your body couldn't consume, you're eating too much garbage

>>512424509 (OP)
Could be worse, you could have hidridinitus or some other skin condition that causes endless open wounds that leak disgusting fluid all day

>>512426008
Im of the opposite camp
Every chemical reaction generally produces waste products
Humans eat, stars consume helium, hydrogen or xyz then produce waste products. Slpitting the atom also produces waste.
That swed is corporeal enough to feel social shame about bodily functions imposed on him socially due to hygenic reasons because if he ignores that it could cause bodily harm to others ignoring the standards of hygiene

Puke, burp, cum, pee it is just simply a reaction on our mammalian level except we are apex and thats something to respect and enjoy

>>512425923
Maybe. Well, I only call myself nihilistic in jest. "An unwilling nihilist", I say, in reference to wanting greater purpose and meaning but not having found it. And yeah, I already said it's disgusting, but I don't think my perspective on the body is necessarily nihilistic. It just means that meaning has to come from outside and beyond ourselves (and by extension the world), like >>512425875 seems to feel/think/believe.

>>512426532
Understandable
I personally do not find disgust im the human body outside of objective racial beliefs but in my personal opinion i cannot be disgusted with the body i was born in and everything i experienced together

>>512424509 (OP)

Yes.

> In all your travels, have you ever seen a star go supernova? I have. I saw a star explode and send out the building blocks of the Universe. Other stars, other planets and eventually other life. A supernova! Creation itself! I was there. I wanted to see it and be part of the moment. And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air. ...

> I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!”

>>512424509 (OP)
And people think God designed us in his perfect image.

You have to shove food into the hole in your face or you die. Weird species. Imagine how cheap shelter would be if you didn't have to bother with food or poop.

>>512426877
The more you realize how disgusting humans are the more you embrace this ugliness and start to actually admire it

At least that's my story

It's the single most perfect device that has ever been created, pretty fascinating.

I have always thought it was pretty gay and stupid to put our GI tract in the same hole as our airway though, this alone causes so many problems when we get old

>>512424509 (OP)
>We smell like so bad naturally.
Eat vegetarian at home, occasional meat but only when offered it as a guest, take showers but with no soap. Smells almost completely gone.

>We shoot a fucking weird white fluid out of our cocks all the time (even when we sleep).
Almost never happens. Roughly every 2-6 weeks. About age times days inbetween wet dreams.

>We shit and piss every day.
You shit everyday? You should probably start eating the correct amount of food and you'll be shitting far less.

>We fart and burp and its just fucking ridiculous.
Eat good food, and you almost never fart and never burp.

Seems like this is a YOU problem. Live a clean life, have a clean body. Jesus be with you.

>>512424603
The human body being a disgusting sack of meat is not a gendered issue, NIGGER.

>>512427261
>>512426877
well we werent supposed to be trapped in our meat prisons:
"So when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree desirable to make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate."

>saw that it was good for food

i always found that part interesting

>>512424509 (OP)
no. all perfect in function and execution. i was wondering when the 'I hate the human experience' demo fags would show up/the shill campaign would be launched. NO, I like pc's as an external device I don't want to become one. I very much like being a human with all it's flaws, I love my Brothers and Sister's even the misguided ones

>>512426227
It's my metabolism
I can't gain weight, either
If it was garbage then my shit would be runny or liquid, but these are solid, healthy shits that I pass

>>512424509 (OP)
>retard still identifies with his body
many such cases
also take a shower mate, and wash your asscrack

>>512424509 (OP)
One word: PARASITES

>>512424603
Women stink bad, faggot.
I'll never forget the smell of the girls locker room at school, sweat, piss, Pantene, ass and blood. Revolting.

>>512424509 (OP)
I don't know what caused it, but your brain is in an advanced rotten state. This is mental asylum tier shit. Too bad you don't have those anymore and now you're running free out there talking retarded shit.

>>512425533
It smells. The lube mixes with residual shit particles and when you pump back an forth it wafts. Its fucking gross. You dont get shit on your dick but it still smells.

>>512424509 (OP)
the brain is a way worse piece of shit held together with spit and string
you should really take your time and appreciate how cognitively impaired you are and always will be

>>512424799
If I have to come back as something else I would really hope for coyote or tiger. Those two are kinda equally badasses but it sucks they get hunted so hopefully spawn away from the dickheads that shoot at em

>>512424509 (OP)
Neanderthal DNA made us grosser than a pure Cromagnon. For example, I have anomalous DNA results. I am 0% neanderthal 0% jewish 60% british 40% german. almost no european is 0% neanderthal that's the anomaly. i am pure cromagnon. here's my stats:
>almost never sweat but get tons of exercise
>poop every 3-4 days
>am not very hairy
>but am 6'4

>>512426827
holy söy that text
>I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays!
imagine being capable of that
>always see complete white thanks to sun
>constant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA of the universe throughout your whole life
thank god for my filters man

>>512425875
> who's going to say that it's glorious and wonderful
I will. It’s glorious and wonderful and the only reason you notice any of its “flaws” is because of death and the decaying effects of sin. There is no other way that you could build a human stomach for it to function so perfectly. Nothing on our bodies is pointless, or without thought. Every time you stop and think you might have some better way, you have to correct yourself and realise there probably is no other way for our biology to manifest.

>>512427402
gee i wonder how nature took care of that shit
>evolution
>all the weak ones die
>meanwhile humans invent medicine
>let's make everything normal - midgets, fat sacks of shite, cripples, you name it
>they all breed
>zero filter
people wonder why everything is gay and retarded, meanwhile humanity is on the jew's reverse eugenics plan for at least 2000 years thanks to money being the sole deciding factor of success in life.
Thanks, women.

>>512433342
>60% british
>no neanderthal DNA
>no jewish DNA

this is bait

>>512430571
You can quite easily get shit on your dick actually. Did it once, that happened, didn’t tell the girl because I didn’t want to embarrass her. Not even sure what the fuck I was thinking because only porn gives you the idea to do it anyway.