Thread 512424933

whats up. all the glowie scientists have been sayings it a comet. Now their is a strange silence as it turns out the object is blood red, has no offgassing and has a front facing aura or field of some sort.

>>512424933 (OP)
I'm finally coming home

>>512424933 (OP)
Project BlueBeam

>Scientists are not sure about certain details that are difficult to measure or estimate
>IT'S ALIENS

>>512425057
There is alot more than that to this situation.

we are sure of alot of things now but everyday that goes by we are becoming more sure it isnt a comet.

>>512424933 (OP)
>its red, that means its aliens

really old and really cold things are sometimes red, for various reasons

they talked weeks ago about atlas being one of the oldest objects we have ever observed based on its flight path, and they mentioned it was red due to interaction with interstellar mediums for over 8 billion years

the universe is one hell of a place

>>512424933 (OP)
it's Jesus coming on the white horse

>>512425002
won't work

every normie npc retard on tiktok knows what that is now

so just another nothingburger distraction attempt

>>512424933 (OP)
>what is this thing
fake anon....its fake

its coincidentally popular right when the current western governments and israel are facing multiple crises.

>>512425141
its a nothingburger anon, nothing space related has been a real leap or important moment in a long time.

everything we "learn" is comprised of either speculation or useless information that gets us nowhere because real space travel is not worth it to the guys in charge.

>>512425485
He comes like a thief in the night. The Bible doesn’t say “Jesus comes like a baseball thrown from very far away that gets closer and closer every day.”

>>512425782
>He comes like a thief in the night
only if you are sleeping

1 thessalonians 5:4-5
>My dear friends, you don't live in darkness, and so that day won't surprise you like a thief. You belong to the light and live in the day. We don't live in the night or belong to the dark.

>>512425880
Yes, surprise you “like a thief”. It’s still going to be a “surprise”, no one knows the date or time and nobody can say when. A thief will be revealed to be a thief in that moment and a believer will be revealed to be a believer. It’s not about knowing when He returns.

>>512424933 (OP)
Its actually a copy of the epstein files

>>512425782
>>512425952
>Jesus comes like a baseball thrown from very far away that gets closer and closer every day.

matthew 24:8
>All these are but the beginning of the birth pains.

john 16:1
>When a woman is giving birth, she has sorrow because her hour has come, but when she has delivered the baby, she no longer remembers the anguish, for joy that a human being has been born into the world.

would you say a woman knows she is about to give birth even before the baby is born? jesus said there would be a generation that sees the signs he gave, and he said "they will know the end is near"

matthew 24:33-34
>So also, when you see all these things, you know that he is near, at the very gates. Truly, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place.

speaking of the signs he states earlier
ie the wars, rumors of was etc.

>>512424933 (OP)
Shouldn't have closed USAID.

>it's not acting like a comet
so? why does it have to be a comet and not just a big rock? there must be more chunks of planets floating around than comets.

>>512424933 (OP)
Spanish space science is fake and gay.

>>512426226
If that were true it wouldn't be getting closer.

>>512424933 (OP)
>and has a front facing aura or field of some sort
A comet's tail doesn't doesn't face away from the direction it's traveling.

>>512426377
water is light and stayed far away from the sun

the heaver elements are found closer to the sun

it's clickbait

>>512424933 (OP)
It's the Hitler record being returned to us with a tomb full of fan art.

>>512424933 (OP)
You can literally see the tail in the images. that is what a tail looks like head-on. Bunch of desperate clickbait assholes jumping on this bandwagon. The only thing interesting about it is its speed. The fact that shit like that is zipping through galaxies at 150k mph is probably the great filter. No planet can avoid being hit by one of these for long enough to develop an interstellar intelligent species.

>>512425530
people go to magic shows knowing its all an act, and still get fooled anon. now imagine the biggest act, that everyone knows about, but doesn't fully know when.

>>512425002
>deep state puts 10 mile wide spaceship in the sky just to distract us because..uhh...>Insert current bad thing<

um ok. have you ever truly used more than 2 braincells to think about this? You can legit see this with your telescope.

>>512426377
what sort of crazy as event would sling a rock like that to the orbit that its traveling along the planetary plane?

>>512427080
why is the fact that it's traveling along the planetary plane be that special? couldn't be just a coincidence?

>>512427080
you mean the galactic plane?

our planetary plane is 60 degrees to the galactic

>>512427173
>couldn't be just a coincidence?
yes, but there are a few coincidences now which is why its interesting.

>>512427080
>>512427312
>The orbit of 3I/ATLAS is retrograde, meaning it orbits the Sun in the opposite direction to most of the planets. Its inclination is reported as 175 degrees relative to the Earth's orbital plane

im pretty sure its coming in from the galactic plane but i could be wrong

>>512425141
no there is not a lot more, tabloid gossip is not a source a retarded professor from harvard who claimed the last meteor was aliens and got i wrong isnt a good source this time either

>>512424933 (OP)
A nice distraction.
Now where's Jeffs list?

>>512424933 (OP)
Space is fake

>>512424933 (OP)
fuck off esl nigger

>>512424933 (OP)
RED COLORS?????????

>>512427173
It's not just that. The planetary plane it's traveling is an extremely efficient use of the gravity for the path it's on. Thats why the prof thinks it's Alien because the chances of that happening by chance are are trillions up on trillions to one. It's traveling like it's on a programmed path.

>>512428185
space is fake, 0 of this story is real, you have been tricked by a jew

>>512428331
Do you also suffer from TDS?

>>512428387
I suffer from ibs

>>512425782
The Bible is bullshit made up by the followers of the Demiurge

>>512425444
What if it was just a dead alien ship wreck drifting through space?

>>512428677
I bet your farts smell amazing if your that addicted to them

>>512428680
what if it's the universe's dead nigger storage?

>>512428680
that would be kinda cool...

Amazing how anything (((space))) related is CGI garbage LMAO, STAR WARS and related bullshit is and was all indoc for their fairytales.

>>512427080
Probably directly caused by some insane hippy festival that was just too good for there not to be something else to balance it out

>>512424933 (OP)
It's a Hyper Filipino Hiveship, a remnant of the Finngolian-Taiwanese-Filipino HyperWar of -50000 BC, a ceasefire was signed in -43291 BC but the Filipinos broke the treaty by bombing a Finngolian Hyperport on Jupiter via a super hydrogen bomb.

>It's a UFO!
It's a comet
>B-but it has red color
It's a comet
>But our research!
it's. a. comet.

>>512427044
You don’t even know what blue beans are or you’re the most retarded glownigger who ever disappointed their parents — and there’s a lot

>>512425001
If you were going to give ayys a gift basket, what few items would you give from your country? I'd give them a jar of Australian honey

>>512428483
Eliminate foods that ferment in your stomach for a while like garlic and onion. Go low FODMAP for a little bit

>>512427419
It’s saying it’s 5 degrees off our orbital plane but going the opposite way around the sun

>>512424933 (OP)
It does have a tail though, I was just watching videos from my science guy and it has a tail albeit very small, 110,000KM, and a coma (dust shroud) around it

>>512424933 (OP)
Space is fake and gay.

>>512429055
This. God did it

>>512429689
I happily suffer from ibs is what I meant. any tips on increasing my stool output?

>>512424933 (OP)
Please kill us all, please kill us all

>>512424933 (OP)
I made a post about this almost two weeks ago.

The jist of it is this:

>Is unusually large,
>On a rare and tactically optimal orbit,
>With suspicious proximity to multiple planets,
>Is called a comet, but is too dark on the spectrum to be a comet, which are usually made of volatiles,
>The albedo suggests it is made of something far more dense,
>Showing no expected thermal/cometary behavior,
>The behaviour that it does show, a "tail" is somehow in the opposite direction it should be,
>The behaviour is actually more consistent with retrograde engines,
>Has shown signs of changes in velocity,
>And now there is unexplained "reddish colours" which speak to that same conclusion,
>It is going to be passing right by mars at the optimal point to allow it to change course,
>And going behind the Sun at its moment of greatest dynamic energy,
>Which is the point where an object with propulsion would change direction dramatically to perform a Solar Oberth maneuver,
>That would hide its course correction until it was heading straight at us,
>And this is right at the time that humanity is about to crack problems (AGI/ASI, Cold Fusion) that will make our technological curve go truly exponential,
>Suddenly things are starting to fall apart internationally in ways that would have seemed absurd two years ago,
>The rich and powerful are acting like they will never have to face the consequences of their actions,
>They are all building bunkers.

I'm not even trying to sell anyone on this, because it won't fucking matter either way if its true. These kind of coincidences don't just happen all together though.

Oumuamua was a scout. This is a 400km bullet coming at us out of the dark forest of space. That's just the right size, and going just the right speed, to ensure there is absolutely no chance of human civilization surviving in any form, but without completely destroying the biosphere or compromising the planets structural integrity.

It's the model spaceships I was making from bamboo sticks when I was a kid. Powered by spherical fusion reactors.

>>512430048
K see you when nothing happens because its all fake and gay, kys faggot

>>512429578
Smallpox blankets

>>512430487
I would just give them a nigger and then that nigger would rape them and give them aids

It's Project Bluebeaner

>>512428185
Hold on, do you really believe that we are traveling through space? Oh goy.

>>512424933 (OP)
¿Official sources?

>>512430048
Also anyone who talks about "alien invaders" is too low IQ for this subject. We have nothing on Earth that is rare on interstellar scales, nobody would bother invading us. This is just a rock with thrusters attached.

I mean, if its anything at all. Its just a thought experiment. No subtext at all.

>>512424933 (OP)
Are we not following the science now? Fucking pick a lane already.

>>512430048
>>512430893
a few counternotions
>wouldn't a fictional alleged hard sci-fi doomsday kinetic kill weapon be a great way for bunker builder elites to make everyone kill each other while they sit back and relax, even if it doesn't actually exist and would never collide with observatories not in on the scam closing like the one that was rumored to be bouncing Epstein files around?
>if real, does rarity of raw materials or a kinetic kill weapon being a technically non-total kill of a biosphere necessarily matter to a theoretical exopolitical force that wants a 100% intact biosphere and habitable planet to use as an easy staging point for further direct colonization, valuable local asteroid mining and general imperial expansion more than they want to snipe a nascent species in what may be some kind of galactic warcrime if the Dark Forest is not in effect?
>this in mind, what's to stop the bullet from being a generation ship instead, one which might be full of civilians or military, or enable easy follow on FTL travel by other vessels that would not be able to arrive here efficiently en masse without this object getting here the slow way first, like a warp gate or beacon principal? A blindered space terrain masked fuel saving gravity assisted approach is still valuable to preempt interception even if the intent isn't to slam head on into Earth
>how do we actually know that the entire galaxy is operating on Dark Forest absolute zero sum omnicidal preemptive self-preservation principles when as far as Earth goes it's only Jews and their shabbos that definitively act like that on a genetic level, even accounting for the generally amoral hominids ala jeets or abos?

>>512428794
>immediately appeals to poopy butt farts
Jew

>>512430893
>Dark Forest resolution.
>Lame Chinese pseudo intellectual bullshit
It's more likely, that, sure, there could be intelligent civilisations out there, but it would likely take them millennia of travel to reach us... that's why we haven't encountered any. And, if they did send a space craft to us, it would more likely be an autonomous probe, not some sort of mothership invasion craft.

>>512425001
Tail anon, is that you?

>>512432508
You're making two blind assumptions:
1. They haven't already been observing us with probes
2. Wormhole technology doesn't exist

>>512424933 (OP)
STOP LYING IT HAS A TAIL

>>512424933 (OP)
I looked the paper up on arXiv.
This is what you need to know:
>it was written by avi loeb
>loeb is an israeli jew
>loeb has a history of writing papers that claim that random celestial objects are alien spaceships
That's all anyone needs to know about this gay story.

>>512430048
what will you do when this doesn't happen? will you re-evaluate any of your other positions to see if any of them are also this retarded?

>>512432607
>wormholes
Sure, but assuming that causality can't be violated isn't really a blind assumption.

>>512433156
was he also the one saying that the (((Galactic Federation))) was in contact with the US and Israel? The crankery doesn't make him wrong. It just means any ayys he's shilling are space kikes, or enemies of kikes he's an alarmist about, or Blue Beam fiction designed to benefit kikes.

Literally a Jewish trick. The author of the paper is Jewish. Him and his coauthors are ayyylien grifters. It's a comet or nothing burger as it always is. This isn't the first time they made this claim. The last interstellar object was hyped by them and they sold ayylien books based on it.
Keep in mind they non-stop tell you about aliens having wormhole technology and moving in ways not known to physics... yet when it comes to them coming from the outer solar system... all of a sudden they follow our slow physics. Fuck Jews.

Maybe the grandchildren of HIGHJUMP are returning to save us from the jews!

>>512430810
>Using niggers as a biological weapon to fight ayy lmaos
Brilliant

>>512424933 (OP)
It seems to have a lot of unusual properties. That's for sure.

>>512432143
>wouldn't a fictional alleged hard sci-fi doomsday kinetic kill weapon be a great way for bunker builder elites to make everyone kill each other
there are a lot better ways to create that kind of chaos than fabricating a threat that half the population is too stupid to even understand
>some kind of galactic warcrime if the Dark Forest is not in effect?
aliens don't need anything from us or our planet, an empire would be a pointless waste of resources
there is no such thing as the dark forest being in effect, or galactic warcrimes. that's what subliterates don't understand, its just logic following some pretty plausible premises:
survival is the highest priority of all civilizations
resources are finite over long enough timescales
you can't know the true intentions of other civilizations
technological development is not symmetrical
pre-emptive elimination is safer than risk
that's all you need.
>this in mind, what's to stop the bullet from being a generation ship instead
once again, they don't need anything from us, so why would they send anyone here
>how do we actually know
logic.
which one of those five premises do you think are wrong?

>>512433278
nothing, its a thought experiment, i'm just smarter than you so patterns are interesting to me
what is it with zoomer halfwits and thinking posting about something means you're existentially committed to it being true

>>512424933 (OP)
> What the fuck is this thing?
A psyop. Thanks for playing.

>>512429578
Yeah, right. Cause if you gave them Vegemite, it would lead to our immediate extermination

>>512424933 (OP)
THE FILES
RELEASE THE FILES

Fake glowie ayy lmao hoax incoming

Planet X. It's doing a rotation and willl come close which will cause another reset like 300 years ago (we are actually in 1300 something), they added 700 years of fake history. What exactly will happen is the question. Maybe it will bring 1000s of small comets and sling towards Earth. Maybe it will cause earthquakes > volcanoes erupting > floods. Etc etc

>>512425141
Is the Urr?
Are those skinning motherfuckrers already on their way?

>>512432508
the probes that actually get sent out are just receivers to open worm holes back to where ever they are transiting from, usually a home system.
the time it takes to get here is irreverent as wormholes bridge space and time anyway.
from their point of view, the wormhole opens before they actually send the probe off to its destination.
this is also part of the reason why we don't see many signals being emitted when we look at the stars.

>>512434300
pic or your full of shit

>>512433788
when has doing things a better way ever been the priority of stupid globohomo kike niggers who only really get away with anything, usually done the worst way, due to mass apathy about a game they aren't aware globohomo kike niggers are even playing?

why do non-kike aliens have to NEED something perfectly logical and zero-sum from us (from the standpoint of omnicidal neurosis at least) when they could be easily motivated by more familiar brands of sentimentality instead?

why do you operate under the assumption that if I can question the premises of the Dark Forest as being infallible or guiding that not only other aliens but leaders and controlling powers among aliens can't, including the kind that can authoritatively fingerwag at those who don't question these principles?

again why do they NEED something zero-sum when they can WANT something else in a fashion that is not strictly logical or operating on an entirely different set of logic, one which may be more correct and lean on a universe that doesn't happen to operate on true heat death or scarcity but those in power would like us to think does?

if the logic doesn't hold as ironclad because it isn't actually universally believed in by those who hear it but is actually the domain of neurotic highwitted midwits easily caught in this and other totally deranging mental trap hypotheticals like for example Roko's Basilisk, is it in fact logical at all?

why do you eat cow poop?

>>512424933 (OP)
Panspermia probe.
It's over.
GIGACOVID WILL FALL FROM THE SKIES!

>>512430048
>Gurren Lagan is real and we don't even have retained the magic Mecha tech from the past cycles
It's over

>>512424933 (OP)
they are releasing space fungus spores that will kill us all

source: it was revealed to me in a dream

>>512427980
Visual and Spatial IQ of a peanut. lmao.

>>512425134
i like the cut of this lady's jib

>>512426965
the fact that it's almost perfectly aligned with the plane of our solar system, and its path takes it extremely close to two planets and pretty close to our own, is interesting too

what i'm looking out for is if its trajectory shows artificial acceleration, deceleration or steering though

>>512433605
Its a relic from the finno-korean hyperwar

>>512433540
god damn it i wish id read this before sending them $500

>>512424933 (OP)
>What the fuck is this thing?
A pretty lame attempt at distracting us from the Epstein files.

>>512424933 (OP)
Even if its aliens they wont do shit. If they wanted to destroy earth they wouldve done it already

>>512427419
that's phrased weird. it's only 5% different from the plane earth orbits around the sun. which is different from the plane the solar system orbits around the galactic center.

it would actually make more sense for this ATLAS object to be coming from the galactic plane, and be off the earth's orbital plane by 45 degrees or more. but instead, it's almost perfectly lined up with the plane earth, mars, jupiter, venus etc are on. the odds of which are correspondingly much lower, something like .05% chance iirc from Avi Loeb's article (idk if his math is accurate though because i'm a layman)

one thing i don't hear mentioned enough is that if bluebeam happens, it would make way more sense for it to be "real" (aka something like a real alien invasion, but set up under false pretenses by a breakaway human faction) than it to be "fake" (aka using holograms or 5G zombie mind control or whatever)

>>512424933 (OP)
I'm sorry the Hulkster missed out on what happens next

>>512424933 (OP)
Ask your local Jewish pizzaria owner he probably has the inside info.

>>512424933 (OP)

That's a comet you fucking oaf

>>512427312
My Big White Cock is, too.

>>512427556
Highly based

>>512429578
Chiko roll, cheeese sausage and a banana milk.

>>512428832
you mean like the ancient ship on the moon that the Apollo 20 joint US-Russian secret space mission visited? that coincidentally looked almost identical to oumouamoua?

>>512424933 (OP)
i promise you nothing will happen

>>512424933 (OP)
Just tell me if its still going to hit india or not

>>512428680
It;s just the Aniara coming back home after visiting the Lyr constellation

>>512435884
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG48EGyinKBoaCj9x7K8DzF0XTK_8Ry3t

>>512433788
what if we are an intergalactic farm that they seeded and we are now ready for harvest?
again....

>>512424933 (OP)
Guys, this is it. Forget about Epstein, forget about Israel because THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

>>512436034
maybe there's a connection

>>512432143
If the ayys are anything like historical European empires, then they'll knock over our ruling class and then try to impose their way of life on us as some kind of vanity project.

>>512425782
Are you expecting it to be Jesus? No? Okay then.

>>512426965
The tail is going the wrong way.

>>512428680
If it was, let say, and it passes just by and leaves the solar system, do you think our countries would try to catch up to it and examine it?

Its me coming into space

>>512429578
Spotted dick, Toad in the hole, jellied eels, marmite and beans on toast.

>>512436233
>You can literally see the tail in the images. that is what a tail looks like head-on.
are we looking at it head on?

is it slowing at all?

>>512436233
Which way is it going?

>>512428680
That’s one of the best parts of the 3 body problem series. They find a wormhole type thing into the 4th dimension which is decaying and dying and communicate with a ship

>>512427980
Australia doesn't see the north star.
Try again. And explain the tides while you're at it

possible 0/10 no tail? Has anyone seen the Ruskies take on this?

>>512424933 (OP)
Trump must release the X-Files!

>>512433605
>Hitler's great grandson returns to save Earth

>>512436233
checked and fair point

>>512436505
I mean, it's coming towards us. It can't be the tail.

>>512436582
Well, it's not going away from us lmao

>>512424933 (OP)
Von Däniken was right, Enoch is coming back

>>512438021
Enki entourage you mean
not Enli, Enki

>>512424933 (OP)
>Look goy we need more money to investigate this comet, it could be ayy lmaos

that will be about $1 billion dollars

these people are a pathetic waste of space

>>512438147
Are you saying we shouldnt study the cosmos?

>>512425444
>or over 8 billion years
So you mean to tell me this thing has been out there since even before the fucking sun existed, and in all that time it hasn't crashed into anything or vice-versa?
Sounds weirder than if it was just ayy lmaos, honestly.

>>512424933 (OP)
Why would an asteroid have a tail? They're not made out of ice and dust.

JWST took measurements today but will not release them until December 6th...

https://www.stsci.edu/jwst/science-execution/program-information?id=5094

>>512438326
Kek, that's helpful.

>>512437833
A comet's tail faces away from the sun, not in the opposite direction of the comet.

is it normal to name these things after the Asteroid Terrestrial-impact Last Alert System?

>>512438634
There have only ever been two other

>>512428185
>It's not just that. The planetary plane it's traveling is an extremely efficient use of the gravity for the path it's on. Thats why the prof thinks it's Alien because the chances of that happening by chance are are trillions up on trillions to one. It's traveling like it's on a programmed path.
There is only one coincidence that matters and it is whether this little space nigga is slowing down or not. Is it?

Here's my thinking.

The reason it's doing a fly by of Mars and Jupiter is because whenever this thing was launched, Mars and Jupiter's moons were the most likely candidates to have life from the viewpoint of an alien species

>>512435496
itwas all flat after all, just not in the way we thought

>>512424933 (OP)
cmon, jew, wheres the epstein files?

>>512424933 (OP)
that's cool but did those Officials questioned why trump protects pedophiles from epstein list so hard?

>>512430048
>humanity is about to crack problems (AGI/ASI, Cold Fusion) that will make our technological curve go truly exponential
So this rock maybe a control device, a switch, for the scenario where our ASI go mad or evil or whatever threat it may pose. In that case the rock will nullify Earth

cant stop the rock

>>512428185
Odds are not realities. Every week multiple people win a lottery on 1:however many billion odds somewhere in the US. We're talking about the vastness of the universe. While that scope does make specific events at specific times and places vanishingly rate, at the same time those impossible happenstances are occurring an untold number of times every single day.

>>512439508
every mexican family is an epstein file

>>512435984
like the ra materials
or maybe it's the annunaki coming back to whip the degenerate faction of rebellious angels running the satanic pedophile rulers into shape, and we're about to see the beginning of the kingdom of God on earth? like in Childhood's End written by Arthur C Clarke who was 100% totally a spook plugged in with the Royal Society and also coincidentally wrote a book about this exact scenario called Rendesvous with Rama?

which means...according to my calculations...that as of about November 5, all my problems will be solved by alien gods, and I don't need to do anything to fix my smouldering wreckage of a life. i can totally avoid accountability for my many failures and disappointments! thanks aliens...this is great. boy 4chan is a fun place, i can work through all my problems in public, just little old anonymous me, and all my other anonymous friends, and my posts which aren't tied to my IP address or real-world identity at all. this is great

captcha: KYS, LSR

>>512436195
maybe the aliens are the ones who built all those weird pyramids and who are written about in all the old stories and myths that every culture has where they talk about alien gods

>>512436489
That's one way of ensuring they'd never want to return.

>>512441617
either way
there is nothing to fear

>>512441777
kek confirms, british food is the strongest weapon in the universe

>>512436134
like epstein's favorite school harvard run by his best bud Larry Summers is the same one whose astrophysics department head, Israeli intelligence asset Avi Loeb, is claiming that this interstellar object might be a hostile alien civilization's probe?

>>512426306
That sounds kinda scary lol
Is that supposed to make people feel safer? Kek

>>512424933 (OP)
is this gonna be another alien space station with comms running?

>>512429877
That was your takeaway from my post? Lol

>>512430048
>400km
it's 10-20 km long. if it's a kinetic weapon that's enough to Bomb us back to the Jurassic period. and there is nothing we can do about it.

>>512430048
You're silly, at the speed it's moving this thing would have been launched before humans even started civilization, think about that, and ask yourself why? Also, even for light speed communication that scout wouldn't have been able to relay a message to anywhere far at all... So from these here points, I will let you figure out the rest for yourself, probably not doom, sorry

>>512435496
It has an inclination of five degrees. If that counts as "perfectly aligned", this has a chance of 1/18=5.5% of occurring, nothing special.

We now have the technology to detect km-scale objects passing through the inner solar system. This is the third object of this type observed since 2017. The normie media went off the rails about aliens already with the one in 2017 (remember "ʻOumuamua"?)
It is all so tiresome. This is a combination of journalist hacks trying to generate clicks and their ideological handlers trying to distract people from clownworld collapsing under its own weight.

>>512433980
Not at all, just throw it in the reactor for a healthy boost

>>512424933 (OP)
>Alienniggers
>Too pussies to face us face to face and just act like being a comet

Expected ayylmao behavior to be honest. Until they man up, stop paying them and their ufos attention.

>>512434325
They use uhhh magic worm hole tech which would require orders of technology such that they use all of that to fuck with a more primitive species.... Right lol

That would be pretty interesting agenda for such an advanced species one would think

>>512435943
Oh that's not spooky at all lol

>>512430821
>negromonger

>>512424933 (OP)
>arXiv preprint
Everybody can publish his "research" there.

It's a psyop and a fundraiser

>>512443009
>You keep what you steal

>>512430893
This, entropic arguments are the answer to every ayyy question. We are utterly irrelevant at the galactic scale, let alone the universe scale.
If it's alien tech travelling a sub luminal speed it came from a very close star, statistically it would mean there's life in millions of solar systems in our galaxy, it's exciting on its own but has no practical implications.

>>512424933 (OP)
>object is blood red, has no offgassing and has a front facing aura or field of some sort.

Oh thank fucking God...

Also the "aura" is how you stop micrometeorites from tearing you apart at high speeds. Also this means the object will likely be invulnerable to all conventional and nuclear munitions.

>>512424933 (OP)
I’m scared bros

>>512424933 (OP)
It's Lavos

>>512425444
T H O L I N S
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>>512443367
Read the history of Hawaii on Wikipedia and then brainstorm it on the thread level.

And the Hawaiian islands don't make any sense either, but since the time of James Cook, navigators haven't been lazy to spend years of their lives sailing back and forth.

>>512430810
if Aliens ever discovered Earth they would wipe us all out to never have niggers and pajeets spread across the stars.

The entire universe is constantly ripping itself apart and trying to destroy itself in every logical manner and if we were to base our decisions on empathy with setting back progress for redundant self destructive shit like women's rights and feeding parasites like niggers and kikes aliens would just wipe us the fuck out. The simplest thought of trying to impose humanities 6 thousand years or so of written history repeating it's errors then applying that to the stars would be the single biggest threat to other life forms. in no space faring culture would they allow a life form so sympathetic and ruled by parasites like niggers and women and kikes. And i wouldn't blame the aliens at this point. We've failed for 6,000 years to curb parasites.

>>512429578
a ten strip of some acid and an absolute monster shard of meth but only if they brought the beer

I have a buddy who works in space research. He said he studied this object and he's perplexed. He told me. "It isn't what they say it is".

>>512435884
You mean to tell me there is a ship the size of NY on moon which has been explored by ~10 people and they even found a body there no less, only to forgive all about it and move on?
To explore something like this you need a fuckton of time and people

Has Elon Musk talked about it?

>>512444970
>Russian guy references NY
How long have you been in NY and how long have you been selling drugs for the Russkiy mob mafiosos

I have a buddy who works in space research. He said he studied this object and he's perplexed. He told me. "It isn't what they say it is".

>>512443496
Anon if this actually is an alien craft we’d have zero chance in a war against them. Any species capable of interstellar travel would be so advanced we’d be cavemen to them. Or ants.

>>512425141
>we are sure of alot of things
I am sure it should be spelled "a lot".

I pledge allegiance to the alien visitors, please take me away from this gay earth so I can fuck hot interstellar bitches

>>512442201
>Image posted by my friend who was killed for it
>Actually it's my image

>>512425057
>IT'S ALIENS
>normoids click on article
>media gets rich
>interest funds actual research
and the world goes its merry way. oldest trick in the book, just exploit goyim niggercattle

>>512428832
>>512428680
I want this to be Aliens, but something lame and useless like just a discarded fuel tank or something.
Just enough to know aliens are/were there, nothing left to actually reverse-engineer or make deduction about their civilization and full tech.

>>512443690
Welp, time to send Crono, Marle and Magus to save us all.

Yeah, I trust in it.

Now.
Show.
Us.
Epstein.
List.

>>512425530
>Gigavaxxed
kek

>>512426359
But it was fun.
>t. Bio-warfare Tom

>>512424933 (OP)
What if they side with us against the niggers and the Jews etc? I'd be willing to work with them. Maybe give them some water or something.

>>512425141
Last week you people were saying we would know for sure if it was ayys by the 5th. Let me guess, two more weeks?ysayj

>>512442543
wormholes arent complex, they just chew through a bunch of power to maintain.
if you can run a collider you can run a wormhole

>>512448091
I fucked your mom.

>>512427980
I am going to fucking torture people like you one day

I swear to God if they end up being a bunch of alien rapefugees that have come here for gibs I am going to lose it

>>512448091
>you people
Are these "you people" in the room with us right now?

>>512448760
"Despite making up only 0.0001% of the population, aliens..."

>>512430048
this leaf knows
the more you research this thing the worse it looks for us
probably nothing but it's not insignificant

dumb ass niggers, tails are only produced when it gets (x) distance from the sun. normally around jupiter, has the cunt gotten to jupiter yet? no it hasn't, so there will be no tail until then...fucking faggots. Also everything is red in outer fucking space you god damn idiots

>Comets begin to develop tails when they are close enough to the Sun to experience significant heating and sublimation of their icy components, typically within the orbit of Jupiter (around 5 AU from the Sun). The closer a comet gets to the Sun, the more pronounced its tail becomes.

>Reddening in astronomy, also known as interstellar reddening, is when light from distant objects, such as stars or comets, appears shifted toward longer, redder wavelengths as it travels through space.

>>512442396
we have no way of knowing exactly when it showed up though, meaning a sufficiently advanced civilization could have put it there recently
its age means nothing
you're making a lot of assumptions about limitations on human technology which might not apply here

>>512449359
6,700 years for the object to go 1ly at it's current speed. there is nothing "sufficiently advanced" within 1 ly of us so no you are wrong buddy. if you want to play around with magical realism move to mexico or colombia, shit's state religion there

>>512424933 (OP)
>Twitter tweet in mexican
Kill yourself

>>512430048
>I was right! I predicted this! Me! Me!
Okay, you can make first contact with the aliens, good luck

>>512433295
>The crankery doesn't make him wrong

>>512433605
Man, it was such a letdown when I found out Robert Sepher was a Jew. I wanted to believe in this so bad. It's my secret irrational fantasy I never tell anyone because I know it's just a fool's dream. But it would be so great. Everything that has happened in the last 80 years would have almost been worth it.

>>512438202
>I have a typical human conception of the scale of the cosmos, which is to say, I don't understand at all how vanishingly miniscule I am compared to the universe and my conception is completely wrong

It's far, far more remarkable than we can even see this thing, anon.

>>512430048
>but muh albedo
>not acting comety
>other r/eddit tier catchphrases
refer to >>512449301 and you have to go back fucking predditor. you can spout off about albedo and shit but have no idea wtf interstellar reddening is? ffs

nah its jews

>>512430048
Nothing's going to happen. But sometimes I wish it would. Just for a change. Life's so boring...

>>512442201
FitBit watches accidentally revealed the Antarctica base. Mining station, science, lab, or military base, who knows?

>>512424933 (OP)
They're going to tell us all it's an alien spaceship trying to take over Earth as an excuse to launder the hidden tech they've been keeping from us and to convert the world to space communism.

>>512425134
Her final 3 "laws" she commands us at the end, one of them is

>respect the free will of others so long as it does no harm

Who can possibly be the judge of such things?

>>512426226
Kek

>>512451893
Like all things communism, it sounds good on paper.

>>512425530
It supposed to trick boomers into giving up what generational wealth they have left so their kids get nothing. Oh wait.

>>512424933 (OP)
I been thinking about them beanz

>>512451657
Obligatory

>>512424933 (OP)
Its just a distraction from the Epstein files!

>>512452292
fuck off flog

>>512425002
This will finally be the project blue beam false flag. This time for sure.

>>512424933 (OP)
>has no offgassing

It's a rock, radiating IR
A fucking rock.

(((who))) started this debate?

>>512425782
The people who wrote the bible where low IQ sand cultists, compared to what we know now, they didnt have telescopes, they didnt know what even a fucking meteor was, why do you spect to find that In the fucking bible?

>>512425002
As long as bluebeam also has bluetits I'm fine with it.

>>512424933 (OP)
project blue beam is a go I repeat project blue beam is a go.

>>512425444
checked, they've found red shit all over the place including fucking pluto, this is a giant ass nothing

>>512424933 (OP)
Intergalactic messenger coming to tell the elites, "Release the files."

>>512433540
>Loeb
Yeah that’s all I needed to read. They’ll hype this to take the heat off of Israel and the cascading noticing of the jew.

>>512424933 (OP)
it's a fucking COMET lmao holy shit shut up about this thing

>>512452730
Pizzagate?

You jews realize if you choose to blow up the planet instead because you need to hide the Epstein client lists, then there won't be any kids left to diddle right ? Might want to rethink your strategy

>>512453917
Presumably they have stolen enough children DNA that they can clone infinite sex slaves. Even crispr-cas9 them to make them never leave the juvenile stage.

We honestly need AI to take over and minecraft the people raping kids.

>>512452104
Based blue beans poster

>>512424933 (OP)
it will be nothing
those fags jut need headlines

>>512424933 (OP)
Comet ping pong, inter dimensional kiddy fiddlers

>>512424933 (OP)
there are some recent UFO sightings posted online today

>>512424933 (OP)
Pablito despacito may I wrap my dick in your mom's taco and give her only white comets filled with aliens in mouth all night long until she ends up to the indian sciencists to study the aliens with their dick in her hairy brown pussy and asshole until she shits 2 weeks long all the beans she ate so you can save some money without having to mown the lawn of the local pedophile that fooled you he is giving you chuppa chups but instead he gave you chuppa cock turning you later on in life a faggot that not even Satan in hell wants you there by what sins have you commited with your ass and mouth

>>512452403
To be literate whatsoever during the time of the Bible’s authorship was an extreme privilege gifted to only the most astute.

it is my love
it is my desire
it is my wish

>>512459322
rando legionarries were writing ribald verse on the walls they had just shat on lol

>>512424933 (OP)
>Wait a fucking minute. It's red, blue and has a S in front of it.

>>512424933 (OP)
>>512425001
>>512425002
>>512425057
Why would it have a tail that fucking far out

It's moving slow as fuck, it's not aliens, unless they literally just live in the void
This fucking thing has been in our solar system since before human civilization

And no, they didn't just slam in the brakes

>>512452644
Do not try to get them to release the file listing all of epstein's clients. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no list, no clients, and no files.

>>512449820
These photos are fucking annoying, but this one is amazing.

>>512438202
>in all that time it hasn't crashed into anything or vice-versa?
space is vast an empty. the probability of any two objects colliding is really fucking small.

>>512452104
Based.
>>512452149
Do you have the actual full sized maps of the fitbit heatmaps, they're on my massive hard drive in my attic and i don't wanna go up and install it.

>>512424933 (OP)
It's a big fat nothing burger like always you mfs always fall for this kind of bullshit every single god damn time.

>>512424933 (OP)
>Spanish
Discarded

>>512424933 (OP)
It's my sides that went to orbit. Finally returning.

>>512425485
Not that kike, warriors ride horses, rabbis don't.

>>512424933 (OP)
KIKES RAPE KIDS, ARE TRYING TO DISTRACT US FROM TRUMP BEING INVOLVED WITH EPSTEIN, AGENT OF MOSSAD.

IF THIS FAILS, THEN A FALSE FLAG TARGETTING THE INTERNET INFRAESTRUCTURE IS IN THEIR CONSIDERATION.

>>512429578
Brettljause, Glock 17, Red Bull branded helmet so they stay safe when crashing once again kek

>>512425002
>How anons can tell you are a flatard christcuck without you telling anyone that you're a flatard christcuck

>>512425057
this is actually the academia position, retard.
you're literally agreeing with picrel fags.

>>512428794
Nah, he's right. Explains all the cognitive dissonance the followers of the abrahamic religions develop. Worship a psychotic schizo, become one.

>>512424933 (OP)
Its literally a comet. It has an 110,000 km tail which is really short. It has a coma like every comet. Its just a really really old comet probably.

>>512425141
stfu you dont know what you are talking about. Its A FUCKING COMET.

>>512461620
can you show me this tail?

QUICK /pol/! I COME FROM THE FUTURE!!!
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT THE ASTEROID BEFORE I GET SUCKED BACK INTO TIME PARADOX!

THE ASTEROID ISN'T WHAT IT SEEMS!
IT'S AS THE TABLETS HAVE FORETOLD!
THE HIDDEN SECRET HAS TO BE REVEALED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
THE ASTERIOD IS REALLY NOT HOW IT LOOKS!!!

>>512433156
>nooo, you can only take the other normie science serious
>nooooo, only the kikes that agree with the normies in science are le based, not this one kike
nigger.

>>512426484
>Epstein was only arrested because good old fashioned police officers weren't suicided

>>512427980
Why use flat earth to troll? Does it work? I feel like its so stupid most people would
Ignore it.

>>512428677
>fuck you dad

>>512424933 (OP)
This is a psyop. This story is being hyperbolized and pushed to distract you from what the government's doing. I thought /pol/ was better than this.

>>512439392
>The reason it's doing a fly by of Mars and Jupiter is because whenever this thing was launched, Mars and Jupiter's moons were the most likely candidates to have life from the viewpoint of an alien species
supposedly the earth was formed 4 billion years ago, this would be 8, then the earth hadnt formed then.

This would mean an extremely old maybe progenitor if not prospecting species trying to map and scout this solar system in order of colonization or making small industrial or commercial outposts.

>>512430877
Why wouldnt we be?

>>512430048
Nothing will happen.

I came out of sleep to say. Worm wood has arrived.

Stock water for 3 years.

as an aside it kinda blows how boring /sci/ is

>>512438326
I swear they do this shit on purpose to rile up retards and to filter normies.
Anyways, looks like we've got a few more months to make peace before this thing smashes into Mars and ruins our chances of space colonization harder than welfare and usury ever could.

>>512449301
Ah yes the famous redshift that occours when objects accellerate towards us.
Tell us more about this new phenomenon you have discovered the is the complete opposite of reality.

YOU ABJECT FUCKING JEW. DIE!

It's amazing how this board accepts every crackpot conspiracy but not that NASA is full of shit and space is real because of muh Star Trek and about 5,000 Jew produced Sci-Fi films in "space".

>>512427997
Don't worry about it. It's the color of friendship. We're going to be BEST FRIENDS. (I'm going to fucking eat you.)

:)

>>512464532
I fucked your mom, anally, while your dad watched.

The reason Western European women are the most beautiful in the world is because Western European men were rapists.
We go around raping all the best looking women in the world and bring them back to our homes, concentrating beauty in our local population.
Then, because we're very successful in war and business, our local population expands greatly, creating an exponential increase in beauty.
The beautiful women have to be possessed by the best men or they go to waste and their beauty doesn't multiply through their many successful descendants.

Rape is an essential mechanism in sexual selection for propagating novel recessive traits, allowing the population to quickly adapt to changing circumstances.
This is the biggest reason why Europeans are so dominant in the world, and also part of the reason why jews were able to subvert us; they strategically rape the target population to imbue half kike mongrels with beneficial traits from other races.
Rape is the way of the world, if you don't do it some one else will.

We can use this principle today to rape beautiful leftist women, conquering the birthing vessels for our own use, forcing the otherwise selfish, retarded whores that will only reluctantly or not at all have white children, to contribute to the race.
We have to start gangs/militias/tribes to enforce our will, it's the only way to save ourselves.
Women will come along easily under a little social pressure.

But these gangs/militias/tribes will be nothing like a criminal organization.
Criminal retards just destroy themselves by lack of discipline.
This will be an authentic return to organic white tribalism.
These organizations must be more like a military unit, but also be concerned with promoting authentic culture from the time before jewish dominance.
No pop/jewish culture. No excessive drinking, no drugs at all.
Physical discipline, authentic culture appreciation, philosophy.
The only way to save the white race.

>>512466920
RAPE

>>512428680
rip ayy lmao

>>512427080
Its cool how no one gave you an answer because i too would like to know what slings a rock through space for billions of years

>>512427997
in the heatmep graph
-_-

>>512449552
Or an advanced craft just outside our observation may have grabbed a random asteroid and launched it at us. The easiest way for aliens to eliminate humanity, and we would never even know there were any aliens to begin with.

>>512433788
>zoomers zoomers zoomers
Ah shit, and here I was thinking your first post was interesting. I guess nothing ever truly happens.

>>512442329
>and there is nothing we can do about it.
Yes there is
You can cheer it on!