>Woody Allen's letter to Epstein leaked
>Reads like Pizzagate/Hot Dog tier shit but Eyes Wide Shut cannibalism
Uhm...Guys, I think that picture of the chicken at Epstein's Island wasn't a chicken...

>>512424975 (OP)
Whats the sauce? Otherwise you wrote it.

>>512424975 (OP)
>that shouldve been the first clue
what did he mean by this

>>512424975 (OP)
Lazy bastard

Sure — here’s the full text transcribed from the image:


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Being neighbors, my wife Soon-Yi and I have been invited for dinner many times. Always accept, always interesting. Wide variety of interesting people at every dinner just about. Politicians, scientists, teachers, magicians, comedians, intellectuals, journalists, an entymologist, a concert pianist. Anyhow, it's always interesting and the food is sumptuous and abundant. Lots of dishes, plenty of choices, numerous desserts, well served. I say well served – often it's by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women reminding one of Castle Dracula where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place. Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him sleeping xxx in damp earth. But back to the food. Dependably a fine dinner but this was not always the case. In fact, the first time we came over it was a very different story. We were invited with a list of accomplished types, men and women in journalism, in TV, even royalty. We were ushered up to the living room where everyone sat around prior to dinner being served and chatted. No drinks were served. You could get one if you asked for one. That should have been the first clue. When the meal was put out downstairs it was meagre. So meagre my wife the ones sitting next to her kept mumbling, is this it? Is this all we’re getting? After I leave I may have to go to a restaurant. We didn’t want to say anything when we came the next time but my wife did say in that tactful way she has,

there is going to be more food, isn’t there? Under her badgering the situation gradually improved and subsequent dinners offered buckets of Chinese food ordered from a local restaurant and placed out on a buffet where one could get in line and help one’s self. It all seemed odd for a man of substance who entertained many illustrious guests often. Under continued badgering by my wife arrangements were made for food to be cooked at home and served. She had to explain the order in which things come out. Not the main course and then the appetizer but the other way around. In time she bullied him into putting a few flowers in the middle of the table to make it look mildly warm and inviting. This took time and a number of corrections but his meals have been tweaked into some sense of normal, civil, dining. The large phone and computer at his right hand does take some of the relaxed home-cooking atmosphere out of it but but one can't have everything – not at Castle Dracula.

[signed]
Woody


---

Do you want me to also clean this up into a more readable modern format (without the typos, spacing errors, and the censored bit), or keep it exactly as-is?

>>512424975 (OP)
>establishing that Allen is a scumbag
You’re about 40 years too late with this breaking news.

>>512425174
>>512425209
Yeah why don't you clean it up, since you transcribed it all the first time anon.

>>512425220
You knew Woody Allan was a potential cannibal 40 years ago?

Did you just?

>>512424975 (OP)
>through my wife's badgering the food got good
..ok.
what the fuck is this some coded pedo shit or is it him trying to take credit for epstein's dinner parties. why does he call it count dracula? is this a friendly letter? was this addressed to epstein? I am so confused

>>512425336
Yeah, a very meager meal.
Spooky stuff.

>>512424975 (OP)

>jeffrey lives in a vast house alone

based

>>512425220
No. We're establishing that jews are scumbags.
And so is Trump

>letter to Epstein
>refers to him in the third person

what is this abo talking about?

Most interesting part for me is when he leaves out what his wife (also step daughter for those that don’t know) was about to say

>>512424975 (OP)
This is either an extremely normal and mundane letter or extremely fucked up.
I'm inclined to believe it's the first, even monsters must be boring sometimes.

>>512424975 (OP)
Trump is supporting a non-white serial rapist of white children.

Epstein is connected to Israel, this is why Trump is covering it up. He doesn't want to risk the political fallout for Israel when people realize all of Epstein's clients were blackmailed and used as Israeli assets.

"The most concrete link is his relationship with former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak. Epstein and Barak met numerous times between 2013 and 2017, with Barak visiting Epstein’s properties in Florida and New York approximately 30 times, including a 2014 private flight in Florida. Barak received $2.3 million from an Epstein-associated foundation between 2004 and 2006, and Epstein invested $1 million in a limited partnership established by Barak in 2015.

Another connection stems from Epstein’s ties to Ghislaine Maxwell, whose father, Robert Maxwell, was a British media mogul alleged to have had links to the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad. Some sources, including former Israeli intelligence officer Ari Ben-Menashe, have claimed Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell ran a “honey-trap” operation for Mossad to blackmail influential figures. A lawsuit by a woman identified as Jane Doe 200 alleged Epstein boasted of being a Mossad agent.

Epstein was also associated with the Wexner Foundation, which supports Jewish leadership and has ties to Israel. His financial backer, Leslie Wexner, was a member of the “Mega Group,” a collection of Jewish philanthropists, which some, like former NSA counterspy John Schindler, have speculated was linked to Israeli intelligence operations. Epstein reportedly invested in an Israeli startup, Reporty Homeland Security (later rebranded as Carbyne), connected to Israel’s defense industry, further fueling speculation."

https://x.com/TCNetwork/status/1929574983421792437

Epstein is a jew who raped white girls and got other guys to rape white girls so he could blackmail them and use them as Israeli assets.

Trump is supporting the modern day Leo Frank.

>>512424975 (OP)
doesn't seem like a letter at all
it's more like a page of a memoir
its entirely impersonal
right off the bat, using "my wife" lets you know he isn't friends with the recipient

>>512426286
>Signs a single page of a memoir with his name
>"Deep analysis shows that the letter was impersonal"
>Completely ignores the "several young women reminding one of Castle Dracula"
>Completely ignores the "sleeping xxx in damp earth"
>Completely ignores the obvious hur hur, are you picking up what I'm putting down: "No drinks were served. You could get one if you asked for one. That should have been the first clue."
We have another thread up as well about it, better go find it ;)

>>512424975 (OP)
Meh, very boring stuff about Epstein being a stingy jew who wouldn't even feed his guests.

>>512426574
>we
You mean the seething discord pajeets?

>>512424975 (OP)

lol old man still uses a mechanical typewriter.

>>512426574
Hi I'm an idiot, could you explain the subtext?

>>512425567
It's like when the eshays at cenno just come out of lockup and talking about selling meth in third person on their $30 nokia right before they claim JobSeeker.

>>512424975 (OP)
This is real schizo hours. Give me your best castle Dracula theories /pol/.

>>512427142
We know that Epstein and Woody had a relationship, part of the deal to get Noam Chomsky to meet him was to set up a dinner between woody Allen and he. What’s the source on the letter?

I for some reason misread this as Woody Harrelson, which changes the nature of this entirely. Woody Allen is considerably creepier than Woody Harrelson.
(RIP Coach)

>>512424975 (OP)
>jew raping kids
Woah

>>512424975 (OP)
Even the way he writes it’s like he stumbled into a cannibal dinner as one of the befuddled guys in his movies

>>512427263
NYT, unknown source. Maybe Maxwell's or Murdoch's stash.

>>512424975 (OP)
this is fucking weird if it's real

>>512424975 (OP)
Guys I think Jeffery Epstein was just a psychopath who lacked understanding of proper group meals because his empathy center is completely dead. I don't think "badgering" is code for "serve us boiled children"

>>512428486
Yeah that's what I thought too, but everyone is making me question my ability to read subtext. And my autistic ass sucks at reading subtext.

>>512428486
Almost all of the pizzagate shit read the same way though.

>>512425209
keep it exactly as-is while cleaning it up, modernizing the language and using logical extrapolation to add new perspectives that weren't in the original text, making sure the final transcription is word-for-word exactly like it was before

>>512424975 (OP)
>known jewish pedo celebrity regularly goes to dinner parties at espstein's house
many such cases

well a child would be a meager meal. and while these monsters consider it a delicacy, it won't fill them up. appetizer before main course... the child is the main course, but it's tempting to start with due to being the star of the show.

>>512424975 (OP)
So, Epstein invited Woody Allen and Soon-Yi, his daughter-wife over for dinner, and he didn't serve anything to eat or drink. But then, the daughter-wife started demanding food and then Epstein learnt the right way to throw dinner parties?
What am I missing?

>>512429194
Except for the pictures of tied up children, right?

>>512424975 (OP)
>>Woody Allen's letter to Epstein
why would he send Epstein that letter though? lmao

>>512426868
It was an orgy and the Allens were not previously aware.

>>512430624
A lot probably

>>512429194
Not really. Most of the pizzagate stuff was blatant code ($60000 to fly hotdogs to the white house, playing dominos on pizza, pizza-related napkins, etc)
This is pretty much saying
>we hardly got any food at dinner
>my wife demanded better hospitality
If it is code, it's a lot more subtle at least

>>512430739
>Letter to Epstein written about Epstein in 3rd party with "wink wink code" after a first time visit to Epstein's house because he can show that he can fit in with the cool cultists
>Also Epstein is Count Dracula

>>512425974
He is obviously referring to something that’s not food by doing a food analogy in the first part because the second part is all about how there was no food and his wife had to teach epstein how to prepare food for his guests. So obviously what he is referring as food in the first few lines is not food.

>>512431469
It's more like his code is first time visitor showing he can sling the lingo without knowing anything structural to the operation.

JEFFREY IS BASED JEFFREY IS BASED JEFFREY IS BASED JEFFREY IS BASED JEFFREY IS BASED JEFFREY IS BASED JEFFREY IS BASED

>>512425136
he meant it should have been the first clue that epstein was going to be a cheapskate that night. are people's reading comprehensions that bad nowadays? honestly?

>>512432110
I think so, yes. Sadly.

>>512424975 (OP)
Who has his computer on the table at a dinner party?

About the "Buckets of Chinese"
>Actually called Oyster Pails, Boxes, Containers
>Literally not even wikipedia calls them "Buckets"
>3/4 of the /x/ thread is arguing about the fucking Buckets/Container nomenclature.
07/08/2025 - Oyster Pails in NY are now called "Woody Buckets"

>>512425209
hmm

Woody Allen is hilarious.

>>512424975 (OP)
You’re telling me that one of the greatest comedic writers, doesn’t know how to use paragraphs?

lol they are trying another limited hangout with dead/discredited people
Again

>>512425987
you are doing God’s work fren. Ive seen this a couple of times. Dont let up. Your efforts are recognized.

>>512425209
I don't understand
>go to friends house for dinner but he hasn't cooked much
>lets just get some Chinese takeaway
>but this is still not enough food so they tell the host to cook some more food

why do they need to eat so much?

>>512434093
There was no rice and his wife is Asian.
Case closed

>>512432814
A (((special))) booking agent who was arranging a busy schedule for all his pedo clients. No smart phones back then

>>512433578
Ye
It's the approach if seems
Slowly leak stuff with absolute who or already known collaborators

There'll be an investigation in a few years that finds a bunch of tier 3 or 2 power people that the top dogs have no use for anymore.

>>512433017
How do the Chinese transport those illegally harvested organs? Is it in big white buckets I wonder?

>>512427294
Woody harrelsons dad was a serial killer

>Castle Dracula
Epstein is deeper than just a pedo ring. They have underground bases funded by taxpayer dollars full of sex slaves producing infants for cannibalistic occult rituals. Youve probably heard of adrenochrome. They dispose of the bodies through construction materials and the food supply. Death is all around us.

>>512431469
Try doing stuff with the missing letters

>>512424975 (OP)
Remember "pizza" and "hotdogs" from the leaked Clinton emails? The creepy veiled grammar about food is always what they use when speaking about raping trafficked kids.

>>512425136
It means "dinner" was a pretense, and he didn't know going into it that he shouldn't have brought the wife.
People weren't there for the food.

>>512424975 (OP)
(((magicians))) it's coming out

>>512424975 (OP)
how fucking very pretentious.

>>512436281
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>>512429406
Woody Allen wasn't a j&w though
Lmao

>>512440554
>Woody Allen wasn't a j&w though
literally kill yourself kangaroo kike

>>512425512
>>512425336
>Cannibalism
Jews do that

>>512426730
Typewriters are VERY sophisticated

>>512434889
>>512433017
Dont start with the chandler cannibal buckets shit
Most already forgot about that so lets keep it that way

>>512424975 (OP)
>my wife the ones sitting next to her kept mumbling
This man has received 16 academy award nominations for his writing.

>>512440977
gee who are the members in the academy?

>>512441127
His wife the ones sitting next to her.

>>512441261
Keked

>>512431469
No one talks about food like that, it's completely inconsequential, that was the big tell with pizza gate as well.

Looks like this guy has been telling the truth all along. Woody Allen. Tom Hanks. David Blaine. Fall guys. All the powerful jews will not be named, neither will those in positions of power.

God will abandon America if they allow pedophiles to run the country. Greatest country on earth? Owned by the synagogue of satan?

>>512425209
>no one calls out the gpt text
internet is doomed

>>512425336
> Jewish
> degenerate
> talentless "celebrity"
Cannibalism would be the expected baseline here.

>>512424975 (OP)
I’m all for conspiracy theories, but this honestly just seems like a normal review of his experience having dinner at Epstein’s. It reminds me of something Anthony Bourdain would write.

>>512425174
>>512425209
Nope. It's still unreadable.

>>512443227
its a chicken

>>512444160
>dinner at Epstein’s
Sounds like a "Weekend At Bernie's" type spinoff.

>>512425374
This is nothing but woody acting like the neurotic, exacting kike he always was. Ever seen any of his movies? I could see why Orson wellies thought him less a man and couldn't stand him

>>512443584
You’re gullible and altogether not very smart.

>>512424975 (OP)
>>512425174
>>512425209
Woody woodpecker

>>512440707

>>512445303
Is that so rabbi. Go away and play with your mutilated micro penis and await your imminent executon you disgusting kid raping fuck.

Israels control over America is fucked. Consequentially, that means Israel is fucked too. Watch the whole world celebrate that day when it happens rabbi. The world hates your guts. The only people who stand up for you these days are blackmailed satanic kid fuckers.

>>512445577

>>512445517

>>512445637

Mossad confirmed. Only Jews could put a person in those circles, in those properties and lowball the food. Got the bastards.

>>512445762
Woody is also a jew no so it's possible he was trying to extract maximum value for a free meal. Jewery all around.

>>512445710

>>512445710
Of course they're going to throw celebrities under the bus, they're nothing but high paid prostitutes at best. They were never going to be accepted into the cabal.

>>512445814

>>512445703
Woodpecker is on the list.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/us/jeffrey-epstein-mansion-photos.html

>>512438401
based AI-based fact checker

>>512445881

>>512446019

>>512445807
jews may get their wish in genociding all of their enemies, but they will then have to contend with the final boss - other jews

Strange

>>512446068
Bullshit, unleash the mob. You think they can survive a sea of angry goyim? They will be torn apart and lynched.

>>512446080
You think 2% of the population is the filnal boss? Compared to a pissed off 98% who have had enough of their sick, satanic, genociding ways?

This will be the greatest slaughter the world will ever see when it kicks off. And kick off is approaching soon. It will become known as the Great Slaughtercost.

These people honestly believed they could take over God's creation on behalf of satan. Let's see what the final result is when the game is done...

>>512446162

>>512426730
Ink on paper is more pleasing to the eye than 0's and 1's on a video monitor. Always will be. The clunking of the keys sounds nice too.

>>512424975 (OP)
so trump knew too and covered it up for a decade... he is a sick fuck

>>512424975 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWGns_N4Z20

>>512446298
This. It would make Krystall Nacht look like a fucking picnic in comparison.

>>512446434
The syangogoue of satan runs America.
They provide candidates to the electorate purely for the illusion of choice.
You do not get a powerful position anywhere in the satanic temple if you are not compromized. Period.
You could bring the temple down from within and be viewed as a hero by the masses for doing so. Not allowed. Here is your ticket to Epstein island where you will recieve your orders from the satanic rabbi's.

They are satan first.
Not America.
Not God.
Satan.

>>512446911
CHRIST IS KING OF THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT!

>>512424975 (OP)
this seems more obviously coded than anything in pizzagate desu
absolutely nobody gives a fuck about food to this extent
none of the anecdote about how they got epstein to serve more '''''''''food'''''''' on the first visit makes sense
>reclusive rich guy
>doesn't serve you anything
>gets ''''''''takeout'''''' '''''''food'''''' at your insistence
>some partake but that's not good enough, you insist on '''''''''homecooked''''''''
>from a guy you just said lives alone and provided zero hospitality, so you have no reason to think he is any better at providing homecooked ''''''''food''''''' than this
>by the end of the night, epstein is sat by a computer with a phone, after having provided his '''''''''''homecooked'''''''' '''''''''food''''''''

HURRRRR GURRRR IT'S JUST FOOD, holy shit, every day I'm reminded how easy it was for them to vaxx this whole planet

>>512446897
You know it will never happen.

>>512445890
Is that Bannon? And we've known about Gates, his wife straight up divorced him the second the list dropped.

>>512447384
this is a jew jewing another jew for regular free meals anon

>>512447520
gates fucked office bitches and it came out

>>512440707
Kikes accuse others of mass rape comes out as a lie not only is it a lie but the Jews are doing systematic rape of their enemy

Kikes accuse others of killing and burning babies alive which turns out to be a lie and matter of fact that's exactly what they were doing

Kikes accuse their enemy of using human Shields turns out to be a complete lie and matter of fact they themselves are using human Shields

>kikes cut off all Aid and food into Gaza and claim that the gazans will eat their own children in order to survive

>you are here

>>512445568
>FBI reported pedo spiral symbolics in corner

>>512446298
Hey smart guy you ever see those videos of the Chinese drones that fly all in formation and very impressive ways do you think they're doing that just for fun or to entertain people?do you think China is the only ones making mass drones swarms no they're going to add guns and explosive to those things with surveillance GPS and facial recognition technology what are you going to do when military Tech is stronger than the masses?which it probably already is you're going to do nothing or die that's what you're going to do that's what we're all going to do I say fuck it I've been thinking I'm either going to bum rush somebody with a gun or I'm going to sit in a garage with a car started

>>512447594
why did epstein start being the most lavish host in the world past a certain point? did he stop being a jew?

>>512448386
a very goyish question, gifts are permissable according to the talmud if they are for business even to goys

>>512448950
>all behaviour is jewish, even when it's the opposite behaviour
>except for raping kids
thanks for clearing that up, rabbi

Is there a single American celebrity that doesn't rape kids?

Russia nuke this hellpit already please

A summary of krautposting in the woody allen/epstein thread:
>#1: 'wow trump is sick'
>#2: 'greetings fellow Christians'
>#3: 'bill gates dindu nufin'
>#4: 'woody allen dindu nufin'
>#5: 'nothing to see nere'
>new 1pbtid w/trump pic: 'putin plz destroy USA'

Is there an Eglin AFB equivalent in Germany? Last post might be tainted by association tbf, that's quite a good post

>>512449958
Nobody's defending Bill Gates or Woody Allen. Them fucking kids wouldn't make Trump any less of compromised pedophile.

And Steve Bannon, who was the source of all the faux populist MIGA rhetoric that got Trumpniggers excited to begin with was giving Epstein PR training, and was pictured with Woody Allen in his home. Remember when faggots were pretending he was antisemitic and a White Nationalist?

>>512424975 (OP)
>accomplished script writer and film maker
>no paragraph separations or indentations
are indians really this dumb?

>>512425374
>why does he call it count dracula?
because it was like dracula and his female vampire servants. can't you read? it says it there.
woody allen is a guy who will give you a scene from a book or movie as a metaphor to explain things.

>>512424975 (OP)
>but but
check for typos before posting your fake shit, op

>>512450104
>Nobody's defending Bill Gates or Woody Allen
The kraut I was responding to is correcting the record on Gates' marriage and saying Woody Allen is Epstein's food reviewer.
Why would I read the rest of your crap when you open with such a lie.

>>512450359
>but but

>>512424975 (OP)
>>Reads like Pizzagate/Hot Dog tier shit but Eyes Wide Shut cannibalism
It absolutely doesn't though. He just talks abput the food being shit and his wife having to tell them how to properly serve guests. How schizophrenic are you?

>>512450359
>check for typos before posting your fake shit, op

It's real, faggot. Can't you do at least a minimal research before sucking Jewish cock again

>>512450287
>>512450389
LMAO
this nigger believes that Hollywood jews have any real talent at all
talk about browning of America

>>512450617
its fake and gay. americans dont type like that. hindis do. retard.

>>512450287
No, but Jews are. (Especially ""acclaimed talented celebrity"" Jews.)

>>512450688
>thinks american authors and screenwriters dont use paragraph spacing and indentations in new paragraphs
get a load of this fucking dummy.

>>512450886
>believes media stories
gullible foreigner lol

>...it's worth noting that the details and authenticity of the letter are based on reports from news outlets citing documents obtained by The New York Times. Woody Allen has not publicly commented on the letter.

if you believe anything the New York Times writes, you are officially a retard

>>512450909
Repeating your point isn't exactly a counterargument, nigger.
> announcing a sage
Oy vey.

>>512451181
>thinks all jews are liars
>but believes the jews at the new york times
make up your mind, retard

>>512451213
>report, sage, hide
>don't worry about me, anons, I'll stay in the thread and keep fighting disinformation until bump limit or deletion
selfless noble golem

>>512449958
hasbara shills with EU flags.
they are putting in work.

>>512451517
>i believe the jews at the new york times
youre not fooling anybody

>Epstein list? You mean the list of the chinese food he served to Woody Allen?
>anon that's a NYT hoax anyway lol

>>512424975 (OP)
There is literally nothing suspicious about this letter and you glownigger midwits are spreading it here to make any casual observers think we are all schizos and Epstien pedo stuff is schizo monsense. It’s not working faggot. It’s a too little too late strategy and ill advised. Competency crisis seems to have hit you feds worse than anyone as your effectiveness has nosedived off of a cliff.

>>512425545
>>512424975 (OP)
Related. Very little is heard of Epstein's ranch property, but it is even more interesting than the island:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1TwFhWcI0

>kept his computer on the dining room table
Would have fit in here for sure.

>>512445150
timid guy here. can confirm.

>>512426963
I will nuke Australia