Thread 512427039

>>512427039 (OP)
Ehat a retarded post, OP. You should feel bad.

>>512427039 (OP)
muh bible makes me scaaaaared
lol
its an ancient text little boy. it can't hurt you

Tolkein wrote the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. They commonly come as 4 bound volumes, 4 books... Thick paper. 550,000 words.

800,000 words in the King James version, more in the Holy Bible of the 3rd century Council of Rome.. One bound volume, much smaller than the Hobbit+lord of the rings. Super thin paper where the text from the other side shows through. Small print. Nice cover, usually, but the people who buy it never intend to read it, it's just for show, on the bookcase.

>>512427453
>it can't hurt you
I'm literally missing part of my dick, cut off by christians.

>>512427039 (OP)
do you worship monkeys anon?

Circumcision should be prohibited by law

>>512427039 (OP)
Yeah and circumcision was an important part of culture and history. Just because it makes you squeamish and you’re too much of a baby boy to understand that. You don’t even seem to realise you came from a tribe somewhere, some day, that took thousands of years to get where they are.

>>512428437
And funnier still, the obsession with circumcision continues even though its origins and reasons are plainly obvious and even though it was specifically not required for Christians, with Paul himself actually conducting sting operations on churches to find out if they would try to circumcise people they thought were Jewish. Circumcision is relevant in understanding the method by which God chose to save humanity and the message is supposed to be that no religious act will save you and that marking your heart is more important than your penis.

>>512427039 (OP)
>guy wants to marry a bitch
>her family tells him he and his entire city will have to have their dicks cut first
>they actually do it
>while all the men of the city are laid up recovering from the dick cutting these guys come in and massacre them all
What a story

>>512427039 (OP)
WHY is so hard for you stupid Pajeet to understand the message.

DO NOT MASTURBATE TO GET CLOSER TO GOD.

The trick is doing Semen Retention.

If you grow up with it you don't really realize how weird it is

>>512427039 (OP)
Say it within stabbing distance, christfaggot.

>>512428911
I grew up with it, and everybody in my house thinks it's really wierd and traumatizing. We all have deep-seated personality flaws because of it.

>>512428591

This is a very jewey story indeed, but what I would expect from a Semitic mind.
And christcucks on here try to tell us the ancient Israelites were secretly white people the entire time, but then I see a story like this and know jews have always been what they are for millenia.

>>512429981
Didn't the parisees have mutilated cocks as well? They would resemble you more, then wouldn't it? And how would I be a parisee for speaking out against Jewish mythologies?

>>512428437
It's like the most talked about thing in the Bible, even the new testament has endless arguments and debates that revolve around somebody's bell end. Seems kinda gay, bro.

>>512429696
> We wuzz Christ and shieet
No, shlomo, you are a worthless mongrel.

>>512430258
>mutilated cocks as well
It's an ancient Egyptian tradition that everyone picked up, Avi.
Are you gonna tell us that jessus was somehow related to you kikes?