Thread 512431144

I see them all over the place. What ever happened to regular gold wedding bands?

>>512431144 (OP)
It signifies the man is a cuckold, and his wife has African-American lovers.

Tiny cock ring.

>>512431144 (OP)
aren't they smart rings? like record heartbeat and stuff

>>512431144 (OP)
Gold is for fags. You can wear your weak feminine metal, we men will wear our tungsten carbide and laugh at your puny limp wristed hands

>>512431214
>>512431252
>>512431265
So far, sounds fucked

People are wearing the silicone ones because Jimmy Fallon had his finger ripped off

>>512431299
Post wedding band and whats its meaning?

It's supposed to be more modern. I've seen lots of guys who are clearly going for the tacticool look wearing rings like that. More low-profile than gold, I guess? Doesn't appeal to me personally, but to each their own.

>>512431299
its a swingers thing dude, light right ear piercing is for fags
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swinger%20ring

>>512431144 (OP)
Le heckin’ Reddit wedding band for fat sausage finger basedjacks and their disgusting sow wives.

>>512431372
Nah I'm not gonna show you shit you weak beta male cuck. Those rings are heavy, so if you ever get into a fight it's like wearing a weapon but you wouldn't know anything about being able to protect your woman

>>512431144 (OP)
those are the rings Shadow collects, but without his signature red stripes

>>512431214
Jokes aside, you’re partially right. Every zoomer with them who managed to get married has been a swinger pimping out his wife or girlfriend.

>>512431402
Everything is a swingers thing nowadays. You are a teal lufa motherfucker aren't you

>>512431144 (OP)
You can lose your hand if your ring finger gets stuck in a weird way, these rings prevent that.

Gold is both expensive and soft as fuck. Rub a gold wedding band over concrete and you're leaving a trail on it.
As a wedding band that's a stupid symbol for everlasting love.
If you're being serious then it's either stainless steel, titanium or tungsten carbide. Much cheaper so you don't pay an arm and a leg for something as stupid as a precious metal. And they are really build to survive.
Don't like these black cuck ones either but a REAL metal is much better than cucky-softy-fucky gold

>>512431490
teal is a cool color i gues
idk wtf that means or why it matters
I'm just relaying to you that a black ring is what swingers wear
eat my shit if you don't like it

>>512431437
>>512431490
kys faggot

>>512431586
You sound like one of these swinger faggot types anon ITT are saying they are for

>>512431401
Based, gay and trendy. Probably owns a cringe Gucci Glock.

wow i really thought these were mostly like smart rings that recorded heartbeats and other biometrics, but it really is a cuck ring after googling. glad i never got one

I got a black outside, red inside ring. I liked it because it reminded me of an Alkaline Trio song and because it had something hidden to everyone else that I knew was there all along. But what do I know, my wife divorced me.

>>512431865
sounds like she had something hidde- sorry

>>512431144 (OP)
I have a wooden wedding band, made of purple heart wood.
near indestructible, harder than gold by far, is vibrant purple and will turn black eventually as the wood ages.
just have to dip it in oil once a year and sand it back a bit. will probably outlive me by hundreds of years.

>>512431144 (OP)
probably something masonic or like that

>>512431865
>>512431966
This shit is so fucking retarded

>>512431966
>wood is harder than gold
Hurrrr durrrrererrr pfpfhrbrhrjrj

>>512431707
You sound like a gold wearing dude with buyers remorse after you've read my post

>>512431299
Gold is fine. It’s the diamonds that have no real value and are just a scam.

>>512432128
I mean it is. not sure where your autism is coming from kid.

>>512432037

What marriage? My ex wife certainly thought so.

>>512431144 (OP)
Black ring means they like anal. Blue rings are for blowjobs. If you know, you know. It's a way to signal to other people that you're not just some boring "dick in the vagina" person.

>>512431144 (OP)
>What ever happened to regular gold wedding bands?
They get scratched up and dented pretty easily. TBQPH I think the tungsten trend is a sad substitute for tradition, but there actually was some logic behind it.

>>512431437
>Those rings are heavy, so if you ever get into a fight it's like wearing a weapon
There are already fighting rings, these aren't those. Fighting rings have protrusions with sharp points and edges so that when you punch someone, the ring will tear their skin and maybe rip it too. See picrelated.

>>512432185
Gold has value and has been the go to for centuries, why do you wear a black wedding band?
>>512432634
Why did it end lol

>>512431144 (OP)
It's the millennial grey of wedding bands. Expression, color, and sincerity are cringe, dontchaknow? Everything has to be understated, plain, and uniform. You're not some sort of rainbow haired sjw covered in pins and fag patches are you? It's all or none. It's not cowardice and lack of personality or soul, it's utilitarian!

>>512431144 (OP)
Oh! You found my cock-ring! Thanks!

>>512431299
>t. loved his Affliction shirts in the 00s
>>512431144 (OP)
They're for low IQ grug types. The same ones that listened to Disturbed and "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR." and other trash.

>>512432934

She only wanted to be with me if she could control me.

>>512433004
/thread

Men and masculinity are a dog locked in a cage, shocked repeatedly and randomly until it just lies there. Not any one of us, but all of Masculinity. Then you take the dog(masculinity) out of the cage and tell it to play ball? Are you joking? You throw a stick off a cliff and yell "FETCH!" That dog doesn't want the stick, it wants the cliff. Then you yell "Hey! You're supposed to fly!"
Maybe you should talk to Men.
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It's "Influencers" who enable it:
Work on yourself!
MAN UP!
Level up your life, bro!
Get your jerbs!
Make money!
GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY TO LEVEL UP, BRO!!!
Your reward is Ludzweilia, mother of six with six different baby-daddies!
She's good!
She's CHRISTIAN!
You're supposed to forgive her sin!
Enable the virtuous ensluttification!
$1,000 worth of clown makeup on a $10 face!
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Women are trained by the government and mass-marketing to spend themselves into debt a man has to pay off. Good luck fighting that.

Marriage is to make simps be sl@ves. It's the "hierarchy" desire in men. We want to serve a deserving master(marriage). The instinct/desire is misplaced.

For SHAME be with marriage, I'd rather live on earth like angels do in heaven. Unmarried.

>>512432031
watching the documentary on ClO2 rn.

>>512431332
Jimmy Fallon is also a huge fucking drunk, which is probably how it happened. The only people I knew with silicone bands were 1000+ ton industrial press mechanics and weightlifters. I've almost gotten my hand cut off from wearing a steel cuff, and I'm getting older, so the only thing I wear now is my late father's watch and a necklace that isn't visible, which has personal meaning. I don't need to go around looking like a Dominican or a Persian car wrap salesman.

>>512431252
Oh. I’m getting one then.

I hate wearing rings or any jewelry whatsoever.

>>512431144 (OP)
I don’t like my nice wedding band getting damaged during workouts

>>512431489
>every Zoomer
shut the fuck up

>>512431144 (OP)
Tungsten has the same density as gold so it's seen as a cheaper alternative.

>>512434151
Average cost of a wedding band is less than 1k, what a lame excuse

>>512431144 (OP)
Platinum would be more stylish than gold or whatever this is.

>>512431144 (OP)
I went for a silver wedding ring, I just don't like gold it looks tacky and cheap.

*Cucka Flucka!*

I go hard in that motherfucking chair, nigga.
Unbroken stare, nigga.
Put your dick right there, nigga

>>512431144 (OP)
Those are tracking devices for sex offenders