>>512437563 (OP)
I am of the opinion that Reddit is mostly fake stories. Even worse than /pol/ is, since there is an incentive via upboots to make up shocking, heartwarming, or rage inducing bait

>>512437614
edit: oh my gosh I never thought this would make the front page! I can't believe I got so many upboots!

>>512437563 (OP)
What's really sad is that this faggot didn't need a robot to tell him this, he already knew it and decided to use the pretext of AI to announce his inadequacy and the pointlessness of his occupation. I will never understand the fascination with humiliating yourself for attention. There is no monetary benefit to this and the catharsis would surely be outweighed by his existential dread if he really feels it.
This man will not change his life, he will slowly march towards death achieving nothing and impressing nobody. It would be pathetic but he is about where the bar is at now so I guess this is just normal.

"A senior finance accountant is like the person in charge of keeping track of the family's piggy bank. They:

Count the money that comes in (like taxes).

Help decide how to spend the money wisely (so there's enough for everything).

Make sure nobody is wasting money or losing it.

Double-check that all the numbers are right, like a super careful money counter.

Help other people who work with money understand what’s going on.

So basically, they make sure the city's money is safe, smartly used, and that nothing goes missing. They're kind of like a superhero of math for the city!"

Been telling the other departments to lay off their excel and marketing wagies and use grok

"A lawyer is like a helper who knows all the rules.

When people have a problem — like someone took their toy or didn’t follow the rules — the lawyer helps them fix it.

Lawyers also help people make good plans, like writing down what happens to their toys or money if they go away.

They talk to judges, write important papers, and help everyone play fair.

So, a lawyer’s job is to understand the rules and help people with them."

Doesn't sound too bad.

>>512437563 (OP)
That's nice, what does a tactical acquisitions specialist do?

A NEET is someone who doesn't go to school, doesn't have a job, and isn't in any training to learn job skills. They're usually just staying at home and not doing those things right now. It's like taking a long break from work or school.

Short and sweet. If your job description by chatgpt is longer than mine, your job is probably bullshit.

>>512438181
Shalom fellow lawfag

the word of the day is "existential crisis"!!!!

>>512438181
Even more than that a lawyer is a person who knows which other people can help in a given situation. Venue and jury selection (in the american law context) is as important as all knowledge of rules and procedure combined.

>>512440402
lawyers are jewish beasts that bleed their clients for every last cent just to continue to keep arguing for arguments sake.
see defemation lawsuits
extended legal battles over semantics
copyright enforcers

A dishwasher is like a robot that washes your dirty plates, cups, and forks for you!

You put the dirty dishes inside, give it some soap, close the door, and press a button. Then the dishwasher sprays hot water and soap all over the dishes, scrubs them clean, and dries them so they come out nice and shiny—just like magic!

>>512437563 (OP)
These bullshit jobs are a jewish daycare by design.

>>512437563 (OP)
made me laugh

I work at the front desk of a condo overnight and barely make enough money to survive on. I asked chatgpt this question and it told me I was a superhero, lmfao

>>512437882
Overreaction. Presumably we still have to count things.

>>512441274
Superheroes do it for free.

>>512437563 (OP)
It’s kind of funny that retarded chatbots are going to have a higher kill count than the Covid jab.

Humanity is over.

who cares if some niggers job gets replaced lmao?
the funniest thing about 2025 is how some faggots think crying on the internet will stop a technology revolution
AI companies could literally spend 10% of their money on an army or security force and take out every single whiny faggot on the internet
thats how irrelevant it is

>>512440822
>>512437563 (OP)
>>512441274
Reminder, these people probably make over 100k a year.

>>512437563 (OP)
>I break my back building houses I'll never be able to afford out of materials that don't hold up to the elements
This isn't as fun as she made it seem. At least I actually serve a fucking purpose though.

>>512441397
I'd be shocked if I make 35

>>512437614
Reddit is mostly bots, as opposed to 4chan, where I assume slightly half of you niggers are bots.

>>512437614
there are too many indicators of fake in reddit posts. details which don't sound true but are put there for dramatic reasons. like the OP "until she got distracted by a butterfly" is the major indicator.

>>512440822
I worked as a software engineering consultant for years and all these larger corporations who hired me to do some job were literal fucking daycares for adults. They had an actual schedule that everyone followed, eating breakfast together, eating lunch together, always the same time. They took breaks every day to do some stretching in the company's gymnasium, together. It was a fucking daycare for adults and it made me feel disgusted how oblivious those people were for this fact, they did not see anything wrong with it, in fact they liked it.

>>512437563 (OP)
asked chat the same thing, chat responded

> You make video games, build websites, and make sure everything works super fast and safely. You’re kind of like the person who builds and takes care of awesome online playgrounds for lots of people to have fun on.

sounds about right

if chatgpt made you feel like a retard your job is prolly a joke and needs to be taken over by robots already

>>512437563 (OP)
lmao
funny of this retard to assume i have a job or have any desire to get one

>>512441397
It's so weird how services that are actually needed pay nothing yet busywork for sycophants can make you rich

>>512441397
PM at xbox is closer to 200k, above 200 when you take in stock. before she was made redundant.

Your job as a baker is kind of like being a kitchen magician. You take things like flour, eggs, sugar, and butter — which by themselves don’t taste very special — and you mix them together in just the right way. Then you put them in a warm oven, and poof! out comes yummy bread, cookies, cakes, and all kinds of tasty treats!

You wake up early, make sure everything smells good and fresh, and help people start their day with something delicious. You make food that makes people smile — kind of like a happiness chef!

Guess it could have been much worse.

>>512441312
I have a good faith question for you. Do you genuinely believe that this person's job is necessary? I don't mean data analytics specifically, I mean what are the chances that he works for some evil company and as opposed to something that would benefit the human race?

Pretty accurate - A substitute teacher is like a special helper who comes to school when your regular teacher isn’t there. They might not know all the things you usually do, but they help you learn and play just like your regular teacher. They follow the teacher’s instructions and help make sure the class is still fun and safe! It's like when a friend helps you play a game while your usual playmate is away.

>>512441699
I would say 50/50 skewed towards evil because of reddit usage but realy /pol/ spends all day on redditlooking for things to be reductive about. Theideal /pol/ existence is actually being locked in a small dark shed and being played Hitler speeches. Thick pinewood to keep out women, blacks and carbs

>>512437614
yep
for account selling for ad purposes.
its OnlyAds.

Your job as a Navy SEAL is like a superhero—you save good people and fight bad people. You can play Hide and Seek without being heard or seen. You can use your friends to figure out where anyone is at, at any given time. You have eyes and ears everywhere, and when someone says something you don't like—well, you're almost dead, kiddo.

>>512441602
I was actually thinking of becoming a Baker trainee, but starting at 2 or 3 am is rough

SUCK THAT COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>512441602
Poof! Indeed

>>512437614
Don’t forget about the bots yammering to each other.

"A machinist is a person who makes things out of metal. They use special machines—kind of like super cool power tools—to cut, shape, and smooth metal parts so they fit just right.
Imagine you have a big block of metal, like a toy block. The machinist uses machines to turn that block into something useful—like a part for a car, an airplane, or even a robot!
So, a machinist is like a builder, but instead of using wood or LEGO bricks, they use metal and big machines to make important pieces that help things work."
Honestly, it made it sound more interesting than it really is.

>>512438181
I learned that looshi means lawyer in Chinese today. I mention this because I started learning Chinese because I'm tired of Ameriniggers and their delusion that this country has a future.

>>512441327
Wait are jannies superheroes then?

>>512442437
According to AI it sounds like most wagies are

>>512437563 (OP)
>most office jobs are bullshit
Yeah

>>512441397
>Reminder, these people probably make over 100k a year.
That's nothing for where she lives. That parking spot alone is easily $2k a year

>>512437563 (OP)
>basing so much, if not all, of your self worth on the job you do that you have a personal 'crisis' when you're lightly ridiculed.

An in-life animal research technician is a person who takes care of animals while scientists are learning new things — like how to make people and animals healthier.

Imagine a helper at a zoo, but instead of just feeding the animals and cleaning up, they also watch the animals very carefully to see how they act, how they feel, or if a new medicine is working. They help the animals feel safe and comfortable while scientists do their work.

So, it's like being a super helper for both animals and science!

I don't feel attacked, it's very accurate. Also I make more than my friend who actually works at a zoo.

>>512437563 (OP)
i think the girl got off easy

>>512442898
Thats a sweet way to put it. If you don't have children already anon this would be a great way to explain your work

A Senior Trail Technician is like a helper who makes sure that paths in the woods or parks are safe and easy to walk on. They fix things like fallen branches and rocks, and make sure the trails are fun for everyone to enjoy. They also plan where new paths can go and help others learn how to take care of the trails!

Some of us are "helpers". That sounds racist.

Does anyone else just have like.Brain fog when it comes too, jobs.

There's so many things you can do. But not a lot of them pay well.

And a lot of them require BS qualifications just to get an interview. Which gets you into mass debt

So like the redditard you get a job what is absolutely pointless and doesn't do anything important just to make ends meat.

Don't blame the individual blame the economy/ job market.

>>512437960
A good accountant is worth his weight in gold.

>>512437563 (OP)
I’m the email janny basically

>>512437563 (OP)
My job is to get money from people because I need and they have it.

Lmao get fucked office drones

>>512444795
Ah, a fellow philosopher.

my job is to 'study' history and post about it.

>>512437614
I used to think this, until my undocumented father was murdered by 2A activist MAGA supporters for being brown.

>>512437563 (OP)
edit: reddit gold? I am overwhelmed with gratitude to have been selected to receive this gold. Thank you all so much for being here to share in this occasion. I am so honored to have my work recognized in this way by you! Many hours went to post this comment, and it means so much to me that the work that I am so passionate about also resonates with others.

This accomplishment is not something that I did alone, and there are many others who deserve to share in this award. I would like to thank my Mom, Dad and my Dad's friend and his friend's neighbor.

>>512437563 (OP)
the mom part really hits
they are like children

>>512437563 (OP)
I don't need a computer's help to shit on my own profession
I can do that myself

>>512437614
Right, isn't there some military base that has a suspiciously high number of people posting on reddit from that location?
Some OPs going on for sure

>>512437614
>reddit

>>512437614
While true, and that post is probably fake, the slimmest chance that some dumb fuck "executive" finally realized that his whole career was useless make-work that has never produced an iota of real value is simply too rich. I will believe its true because i want to and, odds are, someone out there maybe has had their come to Jesus moment with how worthless they are. Maybe they even became better for it.

>>512441602
That's good, you directly create something from raw materials that tangible improves someone's day.
>>512446309
Eglin airforce base in the florida panhandle. Has an extreme amount of redditors

I know web content manager is a joke, I'm good

>>512440822
That explains why xbox is complete shit and in a death spiral tight now.

>>512437563 (OP)
Fake story from a glowie. The 47 gave it away.

>>512437882
>I will never understand the fascination with humiliating yourself for attention
It's a perversion of humblebragging.
Rather than individual achievements they do the same with their social role, which drags everyone down into a morass of longhousing allowing (((people))) to ascribe your virtue based on your opinions rather than accomplishments

>>512441592
it's because money isn't backed, so we have generations of incentives which shake out as "get a client position to someone closer to the printer than you" combined with "since fiat is a scam, getting money for actual work is being an uninformed sucker"
basically the girly-highschool-mindset is codified into civilization, where appearance always trumps actuality. until "suddenly" you have 3 months where every parasite gets murdered, from politicians to dmv clerks.
"damn that was crazy" will be their whole legacy, if it takes 10 generations to come back with a drone swarm idc, can't leave all the work to god

>>512442358
how does one "get into" that stuff?
my dad was useless so i learnt zero practical skills from him (father line used to all be roofers, so i should know more than righty tighty lefty loosey)
i like building stuff for myself, but only in digital
i'd like to move from bits to atoms, or at least have some experience to judge which jumps from digital to physical will be easy, which will be retareded

>>512440822
>>512440822
Dont thousands of people work there? Where the fuck is everyone else? I couldn't find an empty broom closet anywhere else I've worked.

>>512450010
You can buy a small mill or lathe for a few hundred. Its an entire career field on its own, but its well documented so you can go online and learn most things.

>>512442141
Don't do it unless you really love the idea. The hours you can get used to, but the pay is bad and most of your coworkers will be foreigners in a few years if the trend continues.

>>512437563 (OP)
wait, these marketing retards thought their jobs were actually valuable?
I thought they were aware that they are just scamming the system

>>512450010
If you are in Germany its trivial: Find an apprenticeship as "Industriemechaniker" or "Industriefeinmechaniker" or something like that. Maybe "Drehtechniker" also.

>>512441522
i AM A BOT, BEEP BOOP ORGANIC

>>512437563 (OP)
software "engineers" are the same way. fancy titles to appease the zoomies, but they are just code monkeys. probably worse code monkeys than those in the past, too.

>>512437563 (OP)
>your mom asked you to count the toys
>but instead of doing it herself…
she wasn’t going to do it herself; she asked you, the child, to do it. stupid ai is stupid.

i changed from doing executive consulting to nursing pretty much exactly because of this. i wanted a real job and now i've got one. pays less but much more satisfying.

>>512437882
it's all stupid, because you can trivialize any occupation

>An ICU is a special room in the hospital called the Intensive Care Unit. It’s where the hospital takes care of people who are very, very sick and need a lot of help to get better. It’s full of special machines and nurses and doctors who watch the patients all the time, even at night, to keep them safe.

>A Clinical Nurse Consultant in the ICU is like a super-smart helper nurse. They don’t just take care of one person—they help all the nurses and make sure everyone is doing the best job to help the very sick people. They also teach, plan, and fix problems to make the ICU a better place.

mostly true but it missed the part where i get into screaming matches with the doctors

>>512450255
All the people who get those bullshit makework jewish daycare jobs legitimately believe they are critical to the company and that if they stopped showing up, the company would die. It's why they often have mental breaks during layoffs. Do you remember when Musk bought Twitter and fired all the dead weight? They were screaming that musk was an idiot who fired the most critical workers in the company and that Twitter would be dead within two weeks.

>>512437563 (OP)
Plebbitors can’t handle simple and obvious truths.

>>512450256
thanks, but i already got a job
for now lol, until mittelstand is officially illegal instead of inofficially
>>512450183
i suppose it will have to wait until i get out of my tuna can appartment, but exit taxes in germany are basically a prison for white people so maybe next life

>>512442358
The comparison to modern lego sets probably works. Follow the instructions, remove product.

>normgroids realizing their "job" is just goy daycare
Throw them out into the streets.

>>512437563 (OP)
I don't need AI to tell me my job is bullshit

>>512437614
>>512437563 (OP)
Reddit is better than this website by miles.

The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.

Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.

Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.

4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.

You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.

As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many hundreds of upvotes each hour.

Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.

>>512437563 (OP)
Yes most people deserve to get replaced by AI and then exterminated

>>512437563 (OP)
Lmao, and lmao even harder if this is real and people learning that their role in life is quite literally bullshit.

>>512451109
Then why don't you go on back there to your circlejerk website and stop pissing in this ocean of piss?

>>512451109
Nice pasta. You are only here because you can’t even say “jew” on Reddit, nigger

>>512451109
based updooter and fellow redditor. i love checking my favorite subs, just cant' get enough!

>>512446589
there's another one in oklahoma or nebraska or some other corn factory state

>>512437563 (OP)
>Chatgpt is my job fake jewdaycare?

>>512451239
>>512451275
>>512451537

Sigh. Listen Newfag. I know you're not familiar with /pol/, but in our culture, you are to wait one full year before posting. During this time, you are to simply browse and adjust. After that time, you may post to ask questions for clarity. Immigration is difficult here.

>>512437764
Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!

Data analytics has always been a fake career field. Every data analytics "expert" I've worked with has absolutely no clue how their scripts work and has absolutely no comprehension about how bad data ruins all of their outputs and conclusions. I've yet to meet one that actually knows how a database works and yes that includes all the ones with phony master's degrees like the Redditor.

The last guy I worked with was manually entering hundreds of thousands of completely worthless data points into a table. He tried to be an arrogant prick about how it was going to save the company money by driving efficiency and productivity and that I wouldn't understand it. I immediately got him fired. At least IT workers typically have a job-specific intelligence moat that lets them bullshit people. Data analytics faggots have nothing because they *are* nothing.

>>512437563 (OP)
Employment is fake and gay

>>512441523
correct

>>512452315
i can replace data analytics with "gippety give me a few statistics wikipedia articles about [insert rough outline of situation], which models might fit

and afterwards you just write a one-off script for whatever you are doing
unless you are literal esoteric wizard i consider data analysts as the mulatto intermediary class the portuguese purposely created in their african colonies to have someone to deal with the nogs (raw data) for them

>>512437563 (OP)
All of these make-work jobs are beneath a simple kitchen dishwasher, since the dishwasher provides an immediately useful service.

>>512442472
Because most wagies do real work.
I'm a chemist and even then I think my job is 50% bullshit.

>>512437882
it's hard to cover what level of loser this is.
ELI5ing your job, roasting yourself, breaking self and posting that shit. Pure loser level thought.

I'm using this shit to look like a superhero, make money hand over first.
It's not gonna be the tech that seperates the winners and losers.

>>512437882
he has no one to talk to about it besides his mother. Hence him posting it to reddit.

>>512441465
Yeah and customers dont want to pay for real materials then they go on tik tok and make videos how their house is falling apart

Okay! Here's how I’d explain your "job" as a wealthy long-term NEET on government bux to a five-year-old:

"So, imagine if someone didn't go to school or work every day like most grown-ups do. Instead, they stay home, play games, read books, watch fun shows, and do whatever they like all day!
And guess what? The government gives them money to help them live, kind of like an allowance! And they already have lots of money saved up, too — like a big treasure chest — so they don’t have to worry about buying snacks, toys, or paying for their cozy home."

"It’s kind of like being on a very long vacation, but all the time!"

>>512437563 (OP)
A Tower Air Traffic Controller is like a helper at the airport who tells airplanes when it's safe to take off, land, or move around. They watch everything from a tall tower and talk to the pilots using radios so all the planes stay safe and don’t bump into each other.

>>512453431
bruh you're posting on /pol/, you are a fucking loser

>>512453954
>if you want total free speech you have to post on 4chan
>if you post on 4chan you are a loser
>therefore if you want free speech you are a loser
This kind of programming only works on harmless people and every time you do it you are confirming every federal agency is made up of middle aged women and jeet beta orbiters and isn't to be feared.

>>512437563 (OP)
these longwinded role titles have always been a joke to young adult men.
it's so saddening knowing women and boomers actually fall for their own bullshit

>>512437563 (OP)
I guess they just need to get real jobs.

>>512454390
Mine didn't suck either.

>>512453769
kek. my semi autist five yo brother, when asked about his future professional plans: i want to be a pensioner. i'm four years older and found that remarkably smart back then.

>>512437563 (OP)
>Okay! Imagine airplanes are like big, magical birds that help people fly from one place to another. But just like toys or bikes, sometimes they break or need checkups to make sure they’re super safe and ready to fly.

>Your job, as an A&P Mechanic, is like being a superhero doctor and builder for airplanes. You look at all the important airplane parts—like the engines (which help it fly), the wings (which help it stay in the air), and the landing gear (which are like the airplane’s feet)—and make sure everything is working just right.

>If something is broken, you fix it. If it needs cleaning, you clean it. And if something looks a little weird, you figure out what's wrong so the airplane can fly safely and keep everyone on board happy and safe.

>So basically:
>You make sure airplanes don’t get boo-boos... and if they do, you fix them like a pro!
that's not terrible I guess

Mine is alright i guess, better then OP's anyway.

>>512441522
Would a bot call you a nigger? --- I think not.

>>512451109
That's a great pasta.

What is the job of AI

>>512437563 (OP)
>@gpt how do I find out if I have a inner monologue?

>>512437563 (OP)
What kind of NPC you have to be not to realize that's all that these idiots do?
Having a piece of paper that says you went to school for 25+ years doesn't mean shit, your job is a job anyone could fucking do, even the chinese or the indians that are swarming the market can do that shit.
Maybe in the past when few people were literate and you didn't have computer accountants were way more useful, as you'd need people that were capable of calculating a lot of shit without missing numbers in the way but in the modern age everyone has a calculator, everyone uses excel to calculate and see what's missing and what isn't, you can see wrong inputs and mistaken scripts right away if you're not a moron.
70% of the population has fake jobs, they're like 40k servitors: we just don't have computers able to do their menial tasks yet.

>>512437563 (OP)
my self worth is not tied to my job, lmao

Why the fuck are all you idiots doxing yourselves by confirming what your jobs are?

"Think about playing pretend court:

A barrister is like someone who plays the role of a friend who speaks up for others in a pretend court. They stand up and talk to make sure someone is heard by the judge (like the teacher in the game), explaining why their friend should be treated fairly.

They don’t go straight to the person needing help—they usually get told about the problem by a solicitor, who’s like a helper who gathers all the information first.

Then the barrister goes to court, wears a special outfit (like a special costume: gown and sometimes a wig), and speaks clearly and strongly so the judge or jury understands their side of the story.

They’re also good at doing homework to prepare, like looking up similar stories (cases), writing down important points (like arguments), and practicing how they’ll say things clearly in front of others.

Why This Matters
They help people by sharing their story in court in ways that make sense to judges.

They make sure things stay fair by explaining things well and asking questions about what others say—this helps everyone understand the truth.

Even if someone did something naughty, everyone needs someone to speak for them so the rules are followed and the right decision is made."

This one isn't too embarrassing. It cited the Guardian as the source for the last paragraph about procedural justice and the right to legal representation, which was pretty funny.

>>512437563 (OP)
ask chatGPT to be brutally honest with you about being a NEET

>>512437563 (OP)

>>512459700

>>512438181
t. a bootlicking german

>>512437563 (OP)
imagine how far ahead society would be now if it wasn't dragging along all these parasites

"Imagine you want to build the coolest playground ever — with slides, swings, monkey bars, and even a zipline!

A Project Engineer is like the grown-up who makes sure that playground gets built just right. Here’s what they do:

1. They plan – like drawing where the slide goes, where the sandbox goes, and how big everything should be.


2. They make sure everyone works together – like asking the builders, painters, and swing-hangers to do their part at the right time.


3. They solve problems – like if the slide doesn’t fit, or the swing is too low, they figure out how to fix it.


4. They keep it safe – so nobody gets hurt when playing.


5. They watch the money – kind of like making sure you don’t spend all your birthday money on candy and forget about cake.
So in short: a Project Engineer helps make big ideas really happen — kind of like a boss of building stuff, but also a helper, a fixer, and a planner."

Sounds pretty alright I guess.

>>512437563 (OP)
Im a plumber can someone ask chatgpt about my job? (I am also a techlet)

>>512459215
Dont worry faggot, we are all lying

>>512437563 (OP)
This reminds me of a time when I was given an assignment in middle school to describe all the functions people in my family perform around the house to keep things maintained. My mom saw that I wrote she cleans all the time so she performs functions similar to a maid and she just started crying and crying, eventually left the house to go cry about it to grandma. She made me feel bad enough to change what I wrote to be about how she's a cool mom and shit and does the best she can. I failed that assignment because bitches can't accept the fact that they're washing machines and baby factories.

>>512437563 (OP)
DEY TURK ER JERBS

destroy? self worth?

bro, I'm an american white man in the year 2025. it is very bold of you to assume I have self worth left to destroy. I have no culture, country, or real home. My people are dying and at this point I'm not even convinced it's a bad thing because who even cares anymore.

lol @ having self worth. is that like someone deciding their house is worth 2 billion because they say it is?

>>512437563 (OP)
If you need to ask chatgpt to destroy your professional self worth then you probably have no value in the first place. I can destroy mine with relative ease: my job is to keep niggers alive after they shoot and stab each other so that they can continue to collect welfare checks and ebr cards. I also help them when they dont take their meds, or do too much drugs. Occasionally a white person will come to my work for a problem that doesnt result from negligence or violence and in general i look at their ekg and send them to the cath lab. In the mornings i often tell the families of old people which part of their brain died overnight baswd on their neurological exam and then get case management to start working on nursing home placement. And i also give tylenol to kids with fevers.

My job is to bankrupt society through the medical debt of niggers.

>>512437563 (OP)
>obvious engagement bait leddit bot post about bots
this place is cooked

>>512460881
that line was never funny remotely. it was a wealthy jew making fun of blue collar but decent human being, whites. those were good people and better than what is left in this godless drug den we call modern america. the people who wrote that line had family who were friends with george cloony and that's the only reason south park exists -- jewish nepotism. don't lie to yourself that they would even be willing to be in the same room as you, even if you paid them to be.

>>512437563 (OP)
>reddit post
you have to go back

>>512437563 (OP)

"Okay! Imagine you have a big toy room with tons of blocks, cars, dolls, and Legos all mixed up in big messy piles. It’s really hard to find what you want, right?

A data engineer is like the super helper who comes in, builds shelves, puts labels on boxes, and sorts all the toys so everything is in the right place. Then, when someone wants to play with just the red Legos or the fastest cars, they can find them super fast!

So in the grown-up world, instead of toys, it’s tons of information—and the data engineer organizes it so other people (like scientists or computer programs) can use it easily."

That's a more comprehensive description than I usually give when I tell someone what I do. I usually just say I build databases.

>>512437563 (OP)
yeah, they just know how to retrieve data with
python, organize it in excel, and then
extrapolate a meaningful story
any intelligent person could be trained
to do this in one or two hours max

>>512461400
you just have a couple technical skills
most dont and you wasted more time
in school than others
most of what you “learned” was worhtless bloat

>>512437960
Much more complex than those other jobs right? That's why midwit jobs are vanishing but higher IQ jobs are a bit better off at least for now. Accounting is a harder degree to get than marketing.

>>512461400
>chatgpt replying to a reddit screenshot
The absolute state of 4chan these days

>>512442224
Kek.

>>512437563 (OP)
>bot written demoralisation advertisement
How many of them did we have today? 5 or 6?

>>512438181
Stuff that AI does better than humans, mostly. AI can consume all the statutes and all the precedents and come up with novel legal arguments.

I noticed that Sonia Sotomayor on SCOTUS has gone from dummy to genius. I think she's effectively using new technology. Not "cheating", it is entirely fair and appropriate.

>>512437563 (OP)
>chatgpt says I'm a superhero who saves lives
Almost like HR and desk jockeys are useless faggots

>>512461719
>>512461567
I appreciate the (you)s. Those are like updoots for us 4channitors.

>>512440498
In the US you are entitled to represent yourself. Or use AI to help you which is actually not a bad idea.

this argument can be applied to any technical
skill however, once the skill is broken down
into parts, and each part understood and
mastered it becomes easy
i am a butcher
when i saw guys cutting meat, it seemed
impossible to me
until they taught me their techniques
now it is so easy but others look at me
like im doing something hard because
they lack a skill that is actually very easy to master
basically we live in a gatekeeping society
where people pretend their jobs are
way more complicated than they are
i got promoted to manager
and thought, wow this is way easier than i thought
its just a matter of learning what appears mysterious at first
but is actually quite simple
people have a financial incentive to overblow
their skill and importance
because their lives depend on their income

>>512461909
go back, faggot

>>512441527
and when thinking outside the box was needed, they brought you in so they didn't have to break stride. Then when you were done the hard stuff they stopped paying you and they just kept on.

It's wasteful, but you enabled it and probably didn't even get rich from it.

>>512462032
I wish I could go back. But 4chan has changed over the years, and this is what we're stuck with.

>>512461909
fuck off chatgpt nigger. You're contributing to model collapse by posting AI slop

>>512441699
Define "evil", and what we "should" do. When we have do-gooders define it we get wokeness. When the market does it, we get slightly degenerate normality. I'll take the market over the do-gooder any time.

>>512437960
Mine isn’t too bad either, surprisingly:

Imagine you have a big toy box, and inside are lots of different games and puzzles. But you only have so much time to play, and you can’t play them all at once.
A Project Portfolio Manager is like a smart friend who helps decide:

Which games are the most fun or important to play right now
Which puzzles have all the pieces ready
And makes sure you're not doing too many things at once so you don’t get tired or make a mess!
In the real world, the “games and puzzles” are projects, and the Project Portfolio Manager helps a company choose and organize the best projects to work on so everything runs smoothly and nothing gets forgotten.

>>512462119
it was good before you came
go back, faggot

>>512442141
Don't you have to take some job though? Or is it more relaxed in Germany and you can wait til something comes up that you like?

In America we're discovering that jobs Americans won't do (an excuse for why we're flooded with uneducated migrants), they actually will do, because they need the paycheck.

>>512437563 (OP)
His 'job' is something the kind of video games I play do on the fly to provide information. Now an actual data analyst and not consultant is different. They figure out "how do we capture and properly collect and quantify how much ice cream gets bought at any given time?" and design software that makes his job obsolete and an entertainment toy aspect to me. I'm not a data analyst either, but they at least provide a function beyond being an adjudant for a company's data points.

There are very few things I find more annoying that people trying to conjure up hardship.

>>512437563 (OP)
I think my job would sound pretty fun to 5 year old me (it is)

>>512462332
It was good in 2007-2008 time period. That's why I want to, but cannot, go back.

>>512437563 (OP)
That sucks for faggots I guess, I make $150k a year selling cars out of my backyard shop. I just tell people I'm a mechanic and it takes .361 seconds for them to understand what I do.

A Solutions Engineer helps people use computers and tools the right way. If someone has a problem, they listen, think, and help fix it with smart ideas. It’s like being a helper who knows how to make tech stuff work better, kind of like fixing a toy so it plays right!

>>512451031
What are these exit taxes? You pay a tax to move out of an apartment?

>>512462679
I privately trade stock on my own. Chatgpt explains it like trading your friends toys and selling them to other suckered but while on a rollercoaster

>>512437563 (OP)
I think this is what has been referred to as "crossing the rubicon" and "things aren't going to be like how they were in the past". Imagine being emasculated by an AI

>>512437614
Reddit is a scary place. I used it while 4chan was down to discuss a game I was playing at the time and every time I posted something I had to think very carefully as to how I worded my post because 8/10 times some retard would assume shit about me or I'd get downvoted to hell and my post removed. Some guy even messaged me on there and told me to watch out because the board I was posting on was an echo-chamber. If you don't post the most lukewarm and fuzzy gay feel good posts on there you will be weeded out. A normalfag friend of mine who was a massive redditor with like a bazillion upvotes got his account permanently banned because he made a joke about magic johnson having AIDs once. It's really bizarre.

>>512437563 (OP)
good thing he can't even see the true black pill. that he needed a statistical word generator to discover this instead of just realizing it like most people do to begin with.

>>512459700
Sounds like barristers are about to be replaced. AI is fantastic at finding precedents and making slightly hallucinatory but convincing sounding legal arguments. Absolutely killer.

>>512462692
No, that's a technician. Am engineer designs systems or maintains them.

>>512454084
>Total free speech
>4chan
Who's gonna tell him?

>>512462692
Sounds like middleman shit, it'd be like me hiring a guy to determine if I should use a ratchet or wrench on a bolt and explaining how they work like I don't know already. AI is ending adult daycare so you can all freely enlist for WW3.

>>512462003
Now how hard would it be for an electromechanical robot to do the same thing? Doesn't have to look human-like. What if an abattoir fed directly into an automated butchery that produced packaged steaks and hamburgers and a pile of waste?

For now you're irreplaceable, but for how long?

>>512437614
it is, and its also ironic when bait threads created by 4chan users specifically to end up back here do exactly that. most incel ragebait posts from reddit for example.

>>512437563 (OP)
>like its some big discovery

he prompted it be condescending

>>512450718
>cook food
>durrr how do 5 year old say
>cook food goo goo ga ga
yeah or maybe computers are really awesome now and bean counters are bean counting fags

>>512463573
more difficult than white collar work
because my job requires advanced robotics
not just software and data

>>512437563 (OP)
>Imagine you have a toy factory, and you want to make a lot of toy cars really fast.

>An industrial automation engineer is like a superhero who builds and programs special robots and machines to do all the work. Instead of people having to put every single wheel on every car, these robots can do it automatically.

>This makes the factory run super smoothly and quickly, so you get more toys to play with! The engineer makes sure the robots know exactly what to do and that they all work together without any problems.

>It's all about making machines do the work so we can make things faster and better.

I won. I mean I knew I was awesome but having ChatGPT confirm it makes it that much better.

>>512453950
Lol same, but at an up/down. Unfortunately most of this profession consists of redditors

>>512437563 (OP)
my self worth isnt tied to my job tho...

is this what atheism does to people? lawd.

>an electrician’s job is to work with the wires and systems that make electricity run in our house. They fix things like lights, outlets, and appliances so they work properly and safely. They use tools to check wires, install new ones, or repair stuff when it breaks, making sure the power flows right to keep our home running smoothly.

>>512460637

>a plumber works with the pipes that bring water into our house and take it away. They fix things like faucets, toilets, and sinks when they leak or get clogged. They use tools to make sure water flows where it’s supposed to and doesn’t spill out. Plumbers also set up new pipes for things like showers or dishwashers, keeping our home clean and working right.

>caring about what your job entails beyond being comfy, having little enough to do and getting paid enough
could never be me

>>512440822
these peoples only reason for existing is that the god devs results would unavoidably suffer. They are like carrier pigeons

>>512452941
Nobody wants dirty dishes. Literally a more honest, noble, and valuable job than jew daycare.

>>512437563 (OP)
Wow I put wood together good... Nothing is that complicated

>>512441592
It’s called “supply and demand”. Wealth is in who you know, not what you have. “Real jobs” are outsourced to illegals, the mentally retarded, and browns. There’s no demand for your work and where there is there’s no reason for shekelburg to pay you a substantial amount for labor he can outsource in 2 seconds. Soi redditor manchild earns 6 figures counting for goldstein because goldstein is too busy counting his other money in 14 different companies all owned by his cousins. Connections, connections, connections.

"Okay! Imagine you have a big box of LEGO bricks. A senior software engineer is like a master LEGO builder who:

Builds big, cool things (like castles or spaceships) out of those LEGO bricks — but instead of LEGO, they use something called code to build apps or websites.

Helps others who are learning to build, showing them better ways to do it.

Fixes things when the LEGO building (or code) breaks.

Makes sure the instructions are clear so the whole team builds the same thing.

So, they’re a smart builder, helper, and fixer all in one!"

my job IS on the totem pole of bullshit jobs, albeit low, but lego builder sounds better than counter.

kek I don't have chat gpt
but I can hear it now

>a chemical engineer is like daddy, you see daddy builds things, makes everything around you, daddy makes bottles and soda and the caps and the fizz and the flavors and the trucks the soda rides in to the store, and the store and the roof and the electrical equipment to light it and the fridges that keep it cool, the concrete and mosaic for the floors, the cash register and the posters the soda is announced in
a chemical engineer is basically the be all end all of humanity, and he has his helpers, they're called mechanical engineer, who's daddy's friend that plays with trucks and microwaves and tv's, and civil engineer, who builds what daddy says should be built

>>512465473
And the electrical engineer, who can fry them all with a couple of wires.

>>512437563 (OP)
Get fucked white collar

>>512465692
well yeah daddy's got a bunch of friends
electrical engineer, plastics engineer, industrial engineer etc., and NO, computer engineer is stolen valour, as is bio engineer, they can fuck off to their own disciplines do not besmirch the shining badge that engineering is with your fake bullshit

>>512463603
a proper statistician can really clear out things for the management. Usually mangment people are good at managing, not statistic
if his job was useless, it would get reduced
>inb4 but hr doesn't get reduced
hr are the jews of workforce

>>512437563 (OP)
Actors and actresses play make believe for a living, so retards can watch them play make believe don't feel so bad.

>>512437882
What until he learns that his job is right in the firing line of AI replacement.
Hope he paid off those expice loans while he could. He'll be stocking shelves soon.

>>512437563 (OP)
fake jobs, end result of living in a fake economy propped up by money printing

>>512450801
A medical student is someone who is learning how to help sick people feel better.

They go to a big school called a university, where they learn all about the body, like where your heart is, what your bones do, and how to fix a sore tummy.

They also go to hospitals to watch real doctors and sometimes help them by talking to patients, asking questions, or helping the doctors check things — like listening to your heartbeat or looking at your sore knee.

They’re not doctors yet, but they’re practicing so they can become great doctors one day!

See you next rotation fellow healthchad

>>512445570
Damn you too?

>>512437614
We do it for free just like tranny jannies do.

>>512440398
that's a phrase though

>>512449836
>basically the girly-highschool-mindset is codified into civilization
>it's because money isn't backed, so we have generations of incentives which shake out as "get a client position to someone closer to the printer than you" combined with "since fiat is a scam, getting money for actual work is being an uninformed sucker"
>basically the girly-highschool-mindset is codified into civilization, where appearance always trumps actuality.

very interesting

>>512437563 (OP)
>Imagine you have a big toy room, and every day kids come in and need certain toys to play with. But the toys are locked in different boxes, and only certain kids are allowed to play with certain toys.
>Your job is like being the super-smart helper who makes sure:
>The right kids get the right toys every day.
>The boxes unlock by themselves when the right kid walks in.
>If a toy breaks, you tell the toy repair team automatically.
>And you make magic buttons so other helpers don’t have to do the same work again and again.
>You don’t hand out toys yourself—you build clever machines that do it for you, faster and without mistakes.
It turns out if you are actually useful that chat gpt will make you sound useful. What a crazy idea.

>>512437563 (OP)
That's most tech jobs that involve marketing, analytics, and seo shit at this point. My friend worked in data analytics and he said that he pirated some software(that he didn't want the company to know existed) and made a spreadsheet templates to process exported data and he turned his 5 hours of actual work in under half an hour. He brings his personal laptop to work now and just plays runescape. He's trying to get work from home approved.

>>512453431
are you descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry?

>>512437614
"Bad company corrupts good character" - 1 Corinthians 15:33

Avoid Reddit. It's a social engineering cesspool of degeneracy and sin.

Jesus Christ is Lord

>>512437563 (OP)
Kek I asked chat gpt and it told me
>"... It's kind of like having a grown-up superhero who uses words instead of superpowers."

>>512437563 (OP)
Majority of office jobs in the western world are literally just some fake and gay bullshit. The economy is entirely propped up right now on the hope that everyone doesn't realize that the majority of these jobs are fake and gay.

>>512437563 (OP)
>>512437960
>>512438181

>>512474590
>>512437563 (OP)
>>512437960
>>512438181

>>512437563 (OP)
I did this for my job
Senior database engineer
It's response
Sure! Imagine you have a giant toy box where you keep all your toys. But you have a LOT of toys — cars, dolls, blocks, dinosaurs — and you want to find the right toy whenever you need it.

A senior database engineer is like a super smart toy organizer. They:

Build the toy box so it’s strong and safe.

Sort the toys so you can find your red fire truck or blue dinosaur super fast.

Fix the toy box if something breaks or if toys go missing.

Make sure only the right people can open the toy box.

Help others know where everything is and how to use the toy box the best way.

So basically, they’re in charge of making sure all the important stuff (not toys, but things like names, numbers, and secrets!) is safe, easy to find, and well taken care of.

I am the toy master

Absolutely. Here’s your job explained to a 5-year-old:


---

You know how when you play with toys, everything works better if they’re in the right place and not broken?

Well, Anon works with really big computer systems that help people do their jobs — kind of like a giant LEGO castle made of buttons and lights.

Sometimes, the people who are supposed to build the castle mess it up or lose the instructions.

So Anon fixes what’s broken (like a superhero with a keyboard),

Builds better ways to do things so people don’t have to ask for help all the time,

And makes sure no one accidentally breaks the castle again.


He also writes instructions and shows other people how to use the castle without spilling juice on it.

That’s his job.


---

Let me know if you want the teenager or grandma version next.

>>512437563 (OP)
The shocking thing is that this hasn't already bothered these people. I really enjoy my "count stuff" jobs. But i used to count species of plants and trees and bears. They're hard to count well. But i used to explain it to people as statistics but the numbers are bears. Never bothered me. Maybe he should count something interesting.

>>512441932
>and carbs
Fuck he got me

>>512437614
I believe that reddit post was made by a /pol/tard, to make redditors expose themselves as the retards they are. A high class troll only few can resist it.

Hoist yourself by your own petard, do meaningless tasks to pay for Subaru so can traverse to the building to do meaningless things for more fake currency so you can have shelter and eat food. Find out it's all an adorable illusion, the most unnatural existence ever wrought by evil propaganda and fakery. Feel useless. Sell everything sail the world est fish eyeballs just to feel something.

>>512440822
Nuke the West. Billions must die.

>>512437614
There’s a “4chan greentext” channel on YouTube that’s so laughably fake…

>>512437563 (OP)
Sounds easier than being in the trades. He probably gets paid more too so I dont see why he would have a crisis over it unless he's mentally ill. Would his life have more meaning if he was destroyed and debilitated by being a construction worker? I'm sure those fellas could use a break and would switch with him.

>>512438241
Specialize in acquiring tactics.

Everyone with an IQ above 120 knows most jobs are fucking bullshit and only exist to keep the masses busy/

>>512437563 (OP)
How did these fucking faggots with obviously worthless jew daycare jobs have any self-respect in the first place. He should be happy in capitalist societies it's the actual workers who do work worth doing that get paid peanuts while this lad probably makes 50k.

>>512437563 (OP)
university fags always expect validation from other people just because they have a shitty diploma that they took while cheating, copying and having good relationships (aka dick sucking) their uni mentors...
There is no creature more despicable then these insufferable uni brats with pay-to-play courses

>>512464238
clown world
men NEETing
women fake-NEETing when they could be real NEETs raise kids
billions must die

>>512437563 (OP)
These retards should have become Chefs'
From duckgpt
>A chef is like a magic food maker! They cook yummy meals, make special menus, and help other cooks in the kitchen to make sure everything tastes great.

>>512476824
>Everyone with an IQ above 120 knows
Those right at 120 are stuck in a purgatory of confusion

I'm a toy language translator

>>512476824
Realized this at first job, someone from senior management must've heard me and it caused issues for my manager, he already hated me for context.

>>512456403
none of that shit is real, you're doing jewish daycare bs too

>>512478556
take pic rel and use it next time
(that's YOU btw)

>>512437563 (OP)
So im a lighning superhero
Felling pretty good about myself how is the rest of /pol/ doing

>>512476824
>to make masses busy
that's narrow thinking, the real fact is that by being busy you generate revenue in terms of TAXES over your sweat. That was the main reason the woman suffrage happened in the West. 50% of the pop were not being taxed

Based

> “You know how we turn on the lights, watch TV, or charge a tablet by plugging it in? That’s because electricity comes to our house through special wires. My job is to figure out where those wires should go and how to make sure they work safely. I help make a path for the electricity to get from the power station to homes, schools, and stores—kind of like building roads, but for electricity!”

>>512480527
In the old days I bet they made recruits dress like a woman as a form of hazing at the farm.
Nowadays do you make them dress like the men they actually are?

>>512480778
Idk since that was a shitpost, but I assume they dress like women the same as other zogbots.

>>512440822

These videos never show how they got their job through nepotism. Even the ones that got fired in those purges cry crocodile tears but their parents/tribe have another job lined up. I don't pay attention to these because a company cannot afford these people in reality, when the profits go down they are the first to go. I couldn't live with that kind of job instability but then again I've never had a job through nepotism.

>>512437563 (OP)
that story was written by GPT-4

where is the epstein list?

>>512437614

that does sound like a fake post. probably someone who wanted to pretend they were someone who they wanted to make fun of. it goes down a list of humiliating checkboxes too fast.

however, i worked in the medical field for a huge hospital, and i worked hand in hand to automate a BA guy's job. and after i did that, he was doing exactly what was described in the post in the OP, and the fuckin' management was even complimenting him on the colors and shit just like it says in the post!!! the data in the spreadsheet was nearly useless and didn't even offer simply structure to things people already knew. this was 2016 and the guy was getting paid $84k per year.

and there were tons and tons and tons of diversity hires, mostly women, working there getting huge fucking paychecks for doing almost nothing! AND I SHIT YOU NOT ONE OF THEM WORKED ON THE MARKETING TEAM PICKING OUT COLORED AND WORDS FROM A FUCKING WORD BUBBLE TO POST ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA PAGES THAT NO ONE EVER FUCKING READ ANYWAY!! bitch was getting paid somewhere between $62k and 80k for that in 2016. and my useless ass woman lead was getting paid 80 some thousand a year for sending emails, interrupting people during meetings and giving compliments that she had no business giving. god i want to shoot myself even thinking back to that ridiculous sham.

americans, you need to avoid going to the hospital under any circumstances and avoid paying these alternative welfare systems

now where is the epstein list?

>>512437764
that's a fair reaction from people who aren't narcissistic though

>>512441397
I work at Microsoft with a total comp of over 250k.

My manager keeps pushing us to write code using AI. Everything I do "make sure youre using Claude"

>>512437614
This. 99% of reddit is fake bot stories for mouth-breathing rubes.

where is the epstein list?

>>512437614

that does sound like a fake post. probably someone who wanted to pretend they were someone who they wanted to make fun of. it goes down a list of humiliating checkboxes too fast.

however, i worked in the medical field for a huge hospital, and i worked hand in hand to automate a BA guy's job. and after i did that, he was doing exactly what is described in the post in the OP, and the fuckin' management was even complimenting him on the colors and shit just like it says in the post!!! the data in the spreadsheet was nearly useless and didn't even offer simple structure to things people already knew. this was 2016, and the guy was getting paid $84k per year.

and there were tons and tons and tons of diversity hires, mostly women, working there getting huge fucking paychecks for doing almost nothing! AND I SHIT YOU NOT ONE OF THEM WORKED ON THE MARKETING TEAM PICKING OUT COLORS AND WORDS FROM A FUCKING WORD BUBBLE TO POST ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA PAGES THAT NO ONE EVER FUCKING READ ANYWAY!! bitch was getting paid somewhere between $62k and 80k for that in 2016. and my useless ass woman lead was getting paid 80 some thousand a year for sending emails, interrupting people during meetings and giving compliments that she had no business giving. she also only gave out references to diversity hires and men who groveled at her feet in front of everyone. god i want to shoot myself even thinking back to that ridiculous sham. they shutdown the software too because on my way out i pointed out 6 architectural flaws; each of which would mean they have to start from scratch. i figure that was a $100M shitshow up in smoke. and i got to watch it burn for free. NO ONE was fired either, but all the useful employees (white males) moved to a different company.

americans, you need to avoid going to the hospital under any circumstances and avoid paying these alternative welfare systems

now where is the epstein list?

>>512437563 (OP)
I mean, fuck reddit, but if you reduce to the absurd whatever job you may have and then cry about it, fuck you, try to be broke.
Also the kikes are trying hard as cock callouses to make us all depressed with our jobs as if we all have to be enlightened and work from it. Though shit, i'd like to be a musician but I'm a nurse to bring the bucks so I can buy instruments.
Fucking everything is supposed to change the world or make you write an essay.
99% of us do inane shit so we get paid and do what we really like. Fuck kikes and their doomer "Oh I dont put on a cape and fly to earn money i should be depressed and taking pills"
Job has been like this since we started fucking walking on two feet, get over it you protagonist syndrome crybabies

>>512474755
kek, do chemical engineering, and cia drug runner
OH I can hear cia drug runner now, heheh
imagine if a great friend of yours brought candy secretly into the school?

>>512480527
well the cia are you know SPIES
it's just the "keep anybody safe" part that's incorrect
wait, or do they LARP as spies
goddamnit robomind is galaxyminding me

A pilot is the person who flies the airplane!

Just like you might drive a toy car, a pilot drives the big airplane in the sky. They sit in a special seat at the front of the plane and use buttons, screens, and a steering wheel to make the airplane go up, down, left, or right.

They make sure everyone gets to where they need to go safely — just like a bus driver, but in the sky!

And guess what? Pilots wear cool uniforms and sometimes even get to talk to people through a speaker, saying things like, “Welcome aboard!”

>>512484249
kek, faggot can't even go front and back
ooohhh I have no reverse
cocksucker

>>512437563 (OP)
How the fuck do normalfags even function?
Can they even change a lightbulb without having a panic attack?

>>512437614
Spotting fake stories has to be one of the biggest IQ filters. It's insane to see how much fake shit in general is just accepted by people at a glance.

>>512437563 (OP)
This is actually great. I put in my previous job, which was an absolute bullshit job in data management, and it accurately told me how fucking useless that job was. Which i already knew, i took the job because i hade a kid and i wanted to get a slary for doing fuck all and spending a lot of time home "in home office" spending time with my newborn son.
I also inputed my current job which is actually worth a shit, and the response was, though a bit cringe, absolutely positive.
Office jobs are all bullshit. If all you do is fuck around on a computer, you are worthless.

>>512437563 (OP)
I am mechanical engineer. There is nothing that some retard or retard thought pattern based language model can say about my job to make me feel bad about it.

>>512437563 (OP)
HUE

>>512452031
wtf too soon man

>>512440822
I worked at Zenimax (first as QA and then as a dev) and part of the reason why I left is because of absolute highschool drama kike daycare shit like this it was
Half the office would be procrastinating retards that sit on their ass half the day and then start bullshitting behind others backs when they get called out for it. Constant chatty shit.
I once got a ping from a QA Lead cause they haven't gotten the documents they needed to start testing, and when I went to see why the system dev team was playing with that Nintendo cardboard shit at their desk.
>Oops, sorry, we'll get that to them now. We were just taking a break.
>Yeah no biggie, we're just a week behind schedule and you're fucking around.
QA had to do overtime cause of that too.
Money wasn't worth it so jumped ship to a boring medical company instead, but at least it was just work instead of more high school. Good move too cause I avoided the Microsoft purge.
tldr: There's a reason games are absolute shit now

>>512486825
>Zenimax
ZMO or BGS? No problem if too revealing, just curious.

>>512487156
BGS. Left a while after Fallout 76 was released. The whole clusterfuck was the trigger for me to start moving on. The game was just mishandled and mismanaged, and I realized the job was always going to be stress and dealing with manchildren and unnecessary overtime and saying yes over-and-over to producers and executives
Felt like a combination of the worst parts of office work and working with friends, if that makes sense.

Rail Flaw Detection, not bad. Good to know I'm not a professional useless person.

“I ride in a special truck that drives on train tracks. My job is to make sure the tracks are safe for trains. The truck has a kind of ‘magic hearing machine’ that listens to the tracks using sound waves—like a superpower! I look at the pictures and sounds it shows me to find cracks or problems in the tracks. If I see something wrong, I tell people so they can fix it before a train comes. That way, everyone stays safe!”

>>512487687
>Felt like a combination of the worst parts of office work and working with friends, if that makes sense.
Yeah it does. I'm in software and you couldn't pay me enough to work in games, the people are generally insufferable and the employer incentives are all wrong.
>BGS
Grim. How hosed is ES6?

Zoomerfied my resume. It's funny how zoomers sound boastful but 5 year olds show how pointless your job is.

So boom — I’m in healthcare now, big boss vibes. Basically, I teach the hospital squad how not to fumble the bag. We’re talking: doctors, pharma gang, as well as, trade skills, computer skills, even basic maths for those who need it. I'm like the plug but for knowledge, not narcotics.

Also lowkey HR-ing, giving strategic tea on who’s staying, who’s getting Thanos-snapped out of the org, and making sure we ain’t burning the budget on nonsense. I'm out here cutting costs like it's a Black Friday sale.

Plus, I run ops to get more people into jobs — students, folks with special needs, your nan if she’s up for it.

2. Old Job – Drug Dealer
Before that... yeah, not gonna sugarcoat it: I was pushing illegal Power-Ups.

Was in my villain arc, fr. Thought I was GTA Online, stacking paper, but really? I was on a side quest to nowhere.

At the time it was “secure the bag by any means necessary” energy, but the bag was full of L’s. Mental health? Cooked. Friendships? Gone. Risk? Maxed out. Realised I was just speedrunning self-destruction.

So I dipped. Hit uninstall on that lifestyle. Had to log out of the streets and update my software.

3. Job Before That – CIA SAD Operative
And BEFORE that? Wild. I was literally built like a Call of Duty character — full Black Air Force energy.

I worked for the CIA — like fr, not roleplay. Covert missions, black ops, the whole Rainbow Six loadout. Stuff your dad thinks only happens in movies, I was doing on a Tuesday.

It was peak sigma grindset: long hours, danger everywhere, no clout. I saw things. Did things. Came back changed. Lowkey traumatizing but character development 100%.

Learned how to read a room, plan five steps ahead, and keep calm when everything’s going DEFCON 1. But yeah, wasn’t sustainable. Left the game, no killstreaks, just wisdom and back pain.

>>512437764

Oh man, this is epic!

I’m practically bursting with joy knowing my gold made such a huge impact. I mean, if my upvote was a superhero, it’d be Captain America’s shield, defending your day from negativity and making it totally awesome!

Honestly, you’re making me feel like I’m in the end credits of a Marvel movie, and you’re the hero receiving the epic, heartwarming speech. I’m just here grinning like a Cheshire cat, knowing that my little act of kindness is like giving you a secret power-up.

It’s like a cosmic ripple effect—my gold is the pebble, and your gratitude is the giant wave of good vibes crashing through the universe! And I’m here for it, totally pumped to see how this positivity chain reaction unfolds.

As Keanu Reeves once said, “The best way to predict the future is to create it.” You’re out there creating a future filled with kindness and positivity, and I’m honored to be a small part of it.

Seriously, this has been like the best side quest ever, and I’m stoked to keep spreading those good vibes. So here’s to you, the ultimate champion of kindness, and to a future filled with even more epic moments! Keep being amazing, and remember: in the grand game of life, you’ve got a legendary teammate in me.

>>512486825
Based QA Chad

>>512437614
You just got 25 doots

>>512437563 (OP)
I do kind of like roastBot as opposed to glazeBot

>>512437563 (OP)
>my (((adult daycare))) 'job' is actually meaningless lazy girl tappings on a keyboard!? Aieeee niggerman save me im hyperventilating over the extestential dreadies!!! :(((