Thread 512443107

So...Why did the vaccine conspiracy theorists get it so wrong?
Why did /pol/ believe them?

God told me not to take it, and against all odds I survived the mild Covid cold. Thanks, big guy.

The virus itself is a conspiracy theory.

>Derp Derp Derp. A virus magically travelled to every inch of the planet.
>oh yeah how did that happen.
>Retard A: Bats
>Retard B: Lab leak
>What evidence is there that this virus is real?
>It just is OK. The TV told me.

>>512443368
memeflag disinfo kike
jews want us to sound like delusional retards spouting off the dumbest conspiracy theories so that when we expose their crimes we arent taken seriously

The virus turned out to be much worse than the vaccine. I'm shocked.

>>512443107 (OP)
Everything is absolutely fine, there is no reason for alarm!

>>512443107 (OP)
>Scientists Describe Rare Syndrome Following Covid Vaccinations
>Feb 21st, 2025
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/health/covid-post-vaccination-syndrome.html

>Appendix cancer is rare—but it has quadrupled in millennials
>August 6th, 2025 (literally yesterday for what it's worth)
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/health/article/appendix-cancer-increasing-young-adults

>Pandemic Surge in IBS, Chronic Idiopathic Constipation
>The prevalence of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) and chronic idiopathic constipation among US adults rose significantly during the COVID-19 pandemic, with a near doubling of the national rate of IBS over 2 years, a study has found.
https://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/pandemic-surge-ibs-chronic-idiopathic-constipation-2025a1000hri

You don't even have to dig hard to find these stories now, btw. Young adults are being diagnosed with severe, agressive, and fast-moving cancers at a MUCH higher rate then pre-pandemic. Whether it's the virus itself, the vaccine, or something else, the data is irrefutable. But nobody wants to hear that...

>>512443107 (OP)
I’m glad you got it soo right and vaxxed yourself, you fucking fascist.
Take your booster.

>>512443107 (OP)
Autists who never left their rooms and their immaginations influenced by 24/7 movies/anime/vidya

>>512443368
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The whole thing was a conspiracy in the first place

The failure of the winter of severe illness and death to materialize permanently buckbroke the vaggots' minds. These people were fully convinced that all so called antivaxxers would die in two weeks and all their problems would go away. They were even fantasizing about how they could go out without wearing masks, and get back to normal and would be able to hug gramma again. As time went on and it became more obvious that they would need to take infinity boosters, these people became increasingly unhinged, asking for more and more severe punishments for people who didn't line up to take a "vaccine" (LOL!) for a virus that didn't even exist, just because a politician told them to.

Now that it's obvious the end result of the vaccines was to poison the retarded, it has become impossible for them to reconcile what they need to believe with the undeniable reality,that no one will ever regret not taking the shot, and so now, 5 whole years after the pandemic, they are still utterly mind broken and have not progressed mentally since 2020. They continue to deny the skyrocketing excess death rates and rise of "turbo cancers" in young people

Ironically, or perhaps appropriately, the vaggots are the only ones still experiencing the effects of the COVID pandemic, as they are still brainwashed to believe that the shot was brought in for covid, and not that covid was brought in for the shot.

>>512443107 (OP)
>Why did the vaccine conspiracy theorists get it so wrong?
Because they made it up for a laugh
>Why did /pol/ believe them?
/pol/ is bored

safe and effective op
glad you survived your game of roulette
does not bode well for your longevity that you were either so gullible or so weak willed you happily participated in a medical experiment

>>512443427
>memeflag disinfo kike
>jews want us to sound like delusional retards spouting off the dumbest conspiracy theories so that when we expose their crimes we arent taken seriously

Here is exhibit A of an example of a subversive shill.

Who benefited from 'covid' being real?
Isn't the fact that it isn't real the biggest crime of all?
Who owned the media that promoted it?
Who owns big pharma to offer the cure?
Why would a 'disinfo shill' say that a virus wasn't real?
How was this 'virus' discovered and how was it tested for?

The virus was so real that it disappeared overnight or when blm needed to riot.

>>512443107 (OP)
>So...Why did the vaccine conspiracy theorists get it so wrong?
Riiight. Google Trends searches for every symptom of prion disease are skyrocketing which typically has a "cook time" from 3-7 years. Vaxxies, is your memory still working? I bet it's not. That's how you know you're fucked.

Lol if there was no available vaxx everyone here would be screeching jews and le elites are hiding the vaxx from us

Hey fellas, why was a bunch of mRNA research cancelled just recently?
https://x.com/SecKennedy/status/1952851097019633766
:D