So Canada appears to be the test subject for climate lockdowns. They're encouraging snitching again for simply walking in the woods. Get ready, guys. This is just the beginning.
>>512447493 (OP)>Snitch on your neighbors for going in the woods
>>512447493 (OP)Mandatory nearby water conservation
>Fuck your gardenOhh and they're sending the Bylaw goons around to check.
>>512447493 (OP)Absolutely not. The government will not keep me from going off the grid and disconnect from the poison of electronics for a day or two. Big brother can't stand the freedom of the outdoor.
Or.. something is happening in the woods and they want to keep it from the rest of humanity.. extra terrestrials, bigsfeet. Who knows. But fuck government.
It's because people keep setting forest fires. This is happening in many countries worldwide where wildfires are now happening much more than they used to due to deliberate arson. Seems organised. Authorities even saying it is deliberate arson. Likely some climate loon protest stuff.
>>512447732This is how people like you go missing. Either serial killers or skinwalkers
>>512447748Or the government is creating the problem to restrict and remove any freedoms that they fear can and will be used against them.
>>512447732This is giving me covid vibes. Feels dystopian as fuck.
Call that number and report every Indian in Canada.
Absolutely not. Iโm a schizophrenic sovereign boomers who has big thighs and bald brain. The government will not keep me from going off the grid and running the land with trash, lighting fires, and oops whoops at night. Iโm a boomer and am entitled to eveything. I need to disconnect from the poison of electronics for a day or two even though I can read time. TIME? IM A SCHIZO TRAHSY BOOMER IN GODS COLLECTION OF (disappoints) THOSE WHO ARE DIPLOMATS . Big brother can't stand the freedom of the outdoor. Fuck your times. Iโm a boomer. This is private property (I have never done a single thing to help this planet btw)
Or.. something is happening in the woods and they want to keep it from the rest of humanity.. extra terrestrials, bigsfeet. Who knows. But fuck government.
>leaves waste because boomie needs his rv and or tent to preach but leave waste and wonder why they need lock up the parks at 4pm aka night time so people donโt fucking burn shit after 2 - 3 months of dry summer.
>>512447991Covid was a test, it's going to get so much worse. That whole "all governments rolling out internet ID at the same time" does not bode well.
Why canโt I leave my trash in peace? Iโm a diplomat whoโs just traveling. I want to see the jewish space lasers
>>512447748Right, and now every summer they'll try doing shit like this. "No going in the woods unless XYZ condition is met" Then eventually nobody is allowed anymore.
I love humans. The water thing is ridiculous thought OP sorry
>>512447577>Mandatory nearby water conservationunless you own a golf course the premier likes and then you can waste as much water as you want lol
>>512448106This is truly unprecedented. Even out west in the real wildfire zones they NEVER outright banned travel in the woods. a bad sign of things to come.
Part of me thinks the government is doing it for control but part me of thinks that humans are so fucking retarded that sometimes you gotta do โpools closedโ
>>512447493 (OP)No fishing, no hiking, and no camping, even on private land.
There was a similar order in 2001: https://news.novascotia.ca/en/2001/08/08/nova-scotia-woodlands-closed-travel
And in 1998:
https://news.novascotia.ca/en/1998/08/10/nova-scotia-woods-closed-travel
>>512447493 (OP)>the woodsIsn't that like 1/2 of Canada?
NH anon here. Our summer has once again been ruined by Canadian wildfires. Here is my theory:
Canada has imported millions upon millions of Poojeets into their country over the past decade. Indians are now going around setting wildfire so the air quality is something familiar to them. They want to feel at home and the best way to do that is to pollute and destroy their environment.
>>512448357There are some key differences, though. The 1998 order said explicitly:
"Provincial parks are not closed, however, all camp fires are banned and travel into the woods is restricted."
However, this time they banned access to provincial parks.
There are currently no wildfires in Nova Scotia, leading to accusations of excessive and unusual government overreach.
>>512447785Yeah, it's a trip how many people go missing in national parks. It could be serial killers, psychos, cryptids, skin walkers.. most likely a nigger.. I always carry, so I have the ability to defend myself need be. I'm never outdoors unarmed, so I agree that there is always a risk of Injury, getting lost, animal attacks.. the unknown. The freedom of the outdoors is unmatched.
>>512447991Dystopian without a doubt. Even more shameful that there will be some useful idiot that will report any violations. Fucking wild.
"tHe WoODs aRE ClOSed"
>>512448389Yeah but most of it is always off limits by default because of the skin walkers
>>512447493 (OP)Shouldnt have ignored those screams from the shipping containers for so long, or maybe you should have idk your premier
>>512448357Those bans were may more lax than this. (Not that they were right).
This is different. Their motivations are different now, they're influenced by globohomo. But they weren't encouraging you to snitch on your neighbors. And 20 years ago there were less cameras around or people emboldened by the left wing government to snitch on people.
>>512447748Or maybe they are setting the fires to enact laws dictating who can be where, its possible the control grid freaks might just be wanting more control, who could have guessed? Time will tell...
I miss when we just had the โgo do stupid shit if you want, itโs your lifeโ mentality. Now people expect the government to be peopleโs babysitters. Like theyโll ask โso youโre saying people should get to do life risking stuff even if it hurts no one else and the government shouldnโt be forced to stop them?โ And will get offended if you say yes
Let adults drive without a seatbelt, let them play Russian roulette, let them smoke 7 grams of crack, as long as it ainโt hurting others
>>512448627I agree, the culture of 'snitching on your neighbours' runs deep ever since the lockdown. But this is the same provincial government that announced such stunning affordable housing for their residents, so... they just hate us.
>>512448026Lowest effort boot licking strawman I've ever seen
>>512447493 (OP)Good way to get some practice before the fall of society, sounds kinda fun especially if you live near a true wilderness. Going full Rambo killing zogbots with deadfall traps and stripping their carcasses of useful weapon and kit.
>be retarded faggot Canadian
>thinks it's funny to light dried out dying trees on fire because you hate God and nature
>parliament: alright that's enough
>muh freedumb!!!
Worst country. You deserve India.
>>512448764 In Nova Scotia snitching has been a time honoured tradition since the Acadians. Nothing new. It's a retirement home of a province after all.
>>512447493 (OP)Oi whereโs your innawoods loicense
What kind of fucked up world do these sickos want? People to just sit at home all day with no internet, tv, visitors,etc.
You Canucks need to keep your fires under control
We here in the upper midwest are sick of your endless smoke during our short summers
>>512448416The Jeets don't even want to leave the city, let alone the barren North where they can't get a cell signal to yell loudly to into their speakerphone non-stop to their ma and pa across the sea.
>>512449457The Great Reset. A controlled internet, controlled outside world, and you will live in the shed. And you will be happy.
>>512447519>Nova ScotiaI would get it if it was out west but what the fuck is this shit?
>>512449644Sadly they do. My uncle complains about all the campsites he goes to now is filled with jeets (he just calls them Muslims). And they all come up to Muskoka in the weekends now, I see them taking pictures everywhere.
>>512449788Active wildfires in the province: ZERO
This is a preventative measure, only 2 weeks to flatten the forest.
How am l supposed to grab sks and go innawoods if the innawoods is bent?!
>>512447493 (OP)Wildfires peak around this time of year. The sky has been orange and hazy for a long time because of this.
The real redpill about this climate woods lockdown is that they have to do it because of non-Whites. They keep setting the woods on fire, either out of malice or because they're stupid niggers that don't respect nature.
But because we're being flooded with them and Jeets love to flock to recreational areas, now we have to have wildfire lockdowns. They know people will go anyways, but maybe this at least will prevent all the NIGGERS from causing a major wildfire catastrophe.
This is what you get by permanently changing the racial demographics of the entire West. The reason we can't have nice shit or functioning society is because JEWS flooded us with NIGGERS to ruin everything.
>>512448357hmmmm so the boomers in the 50s wrote in good faith a law that would let them restrict access to "the woods", likely expecting it to be used for like 30 acres at a time at max when a rabid black bear is running around or something, and 70 years later the current crop of globohomo is abusing the shit out of it. amazing
>>512447748>It's because people keep setting forest fires.Yeah, righto m8. And how do these bushfires burn so hot and hard? Couldn't be that fucking Greenies have infiltrated every local rural council across the world and forced landowners to never clear their land so that some 'rare endangered animal' can thrive unimpeded.
Nooooo, can't cut down trees on your property, not allowed to do backburning, can't plant foreign flame retardant species, heaven forbid you create dams or water channels. You must only plant eucalyptus and other extremely flammable bullshit while letting the tinder build up, its what the environment needs, "trust me I lived in the city my whole life and moved out here for the nature :) "
>>512448494Skin walkers are weak to bullets.
>>512447493 (OP)The next step is to ban single family homes, force you to move into the city-ghettos, restrict inter-state travel and begin sterilization campaigns. I hope every Canadian dies on his knees begging and crying for letting it happen.
>>512447493 (OP)kek forest lockdowns also happened here last year. I went to a government designated camp zone but I couldn't even light a campfire. Can't even innawoods anymore
>>512450213Correct.
>Restricted travel zone25 (1) Whenever deemed necessary for the protection of the woods,
the Minister may at any time by proclamation set aside for any period of time a
restricted travel zone in any area of woods upon which no person shall enter for the
purpose of travelling, camping, fishing or picnicking, or any other purpose, without
a travel permit
I doubt it was written with the intent of it's current use.
>>512447493 (OP)THERE ARE GROUPS SETTING THE FIRES ON PURPOSE AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING
KILL THEM
KILL THEM NOW
>>512447748>Likely some climate loon protest stuff.No you retard, it's
>Watcha' doin' rabbi?Like come on now
>Elites wants to make climate lockdowns a thing>Need a justification to made going innawoods illegal>I know, it's to stop arson!>But no-one's doing any arson>What if... *we* did the arson?>Genius!!!They are literally falseflagging you by lighting or (((encouraging))) mentally unwell people to light wildfires so they can turn around and say it's proof of climate change ('global temperature went up and caused a random wildfire!') while also saying it's why you need to be locked down ('wild sickos lit a wildfire!').
They use the SAME fire and blame it on both arson and climate change.
So, it comes from a 1935 amendment to the old Lands and Forests Act. Unfortunately, there is no Hansard available from that date. Doing some more research now. I'm so curious to see what the actual intent behind this amendment was.
>>512447493 (OP)>woods are closedHow can someone even make such a statement? How do you enforce such an edict?
>>512447493 (OP)this is crazy. In the US we have fire bans obviously when it gets dry but imagine not even allowing hiking. I could even see banning all camping just because some campers would inevitably try making a fire, but no hiking really?
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>>512452399>How can someone even make such a statement? How do you enforce such an edict?Watch it mate!
The forest police will hunt you down now!
Which begs the question, why haven't they done so before?
I mean, there is a logical error here.
>Police doesn't have the resources to stop or track arsonists from walking innawoods and starting wildfires (even when they are know by the police).>Police has resources to start policing the woods so nobody goes there in order to prevent arsons.How does this make any sense in logical terms?
Inb4 fewer people to track makes policing easier.
Check pic rel. You can almost always tell if someone is genuinely going to the woods to camp or if they don't belong.
If they wear hoodies and carry a fueltank then perhaps that is a giveaway...
Arsonists are mentally ill, they are not criminal masterminds.
And as mentioned, almost all of them are previously known by the police.
>>512447748ok then go nab the chink saboteurs silently
instead you will case me for having camo gear, arrest me for weed, knife, take my stuff, take 25k, and search my phone for le evil swastikas, or just had already shot me in the back
>>512447493 (OP)This wouldn't be needed if people weren't so fucking stupid.
>>512449859Fear not, leaf bro. The invention of the puffer jacket has allowed these people to settle in colder climates. So too has the evolution of hiking gear allowed them to walk further from the trailhead parking lot where they will inevitably get lost or eaten by mountain lions.
>>512447493 (OP)Ngl, AI powered aerial drones hunting humans thought the forest is pretty kino
>>512447493 (OP)If I can't go in the woods then why shouldn't I light them on fire?
>>512447493 (OP)>the woods are CLOSEDHow in the fuck do you close nature?
They also didn't put any effort at all into writing this lol, not tactful or concerned at all about how they would sound
>nature is CLOSED, FUCK YOU DIPSHITis what it sounds like
>>512447493 (OP)you cannot import the third world and have a liberal society
>>512447493 (OP)The psychological damage of Canadians not being able to milk their trees on a daily basis....
>>512454812Gaza looks like that?
>>512448426In 1998 the province was entirely white. Now it's half brown.
I love this thread. /pol/ is always going on about making a sacrifice for the good of the nation.
>asks for a small sacrifice for the good of the nation
NOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!
Fucking children. Unserious, entitled, bitches.
>>512447493 (OP)Snitches get stitches.
Iโm hiking
>>512448106We've known for years that China is their model. Try there first to bring it to the west later.
>>512447748Get fucked. Banning something because some people abuse it is fucking tyranny.
>>512458459what nation lmao
>>512458293>>512454812Looks like russian flame-throwing drone test footage.
>>512447493 (OP)And nobody is going to have a stand in protest over this because they are all boot lickers who love this shit. The only reason why the trucker protests happened at all was because people just wanted to party
Fuck you, leaf. Your gay woods burning ruined the air quality in the Midwest this summer. Go fuck a dog you ching chong Hindu piece of trash. Whatever it takes to get your shit under control. We will annex you if we have to
>>512447748No, it isn't, you retard. This is all right on schedule for Agenda 21/2030 just like covid was and people like me called this ages ago, during covid. Project Veritas called it as well, with undercover video. Climate lockdowns were always coming.
It's the jews.
>>512453925It also wouldn't be needed if there wasn't a purely coincidental and not at all scheduled drought out of nowhere, right after Environment Canada is renamed to Environment and Climate Change Canada.
It's just a coincidence though, goy.
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Stupid fucking tourist near a campground did this one, probably a cigarette tossed.
>>512447493 (OP)>the woods are closedHahahahaha
>>512447493 (OP)Have you seen the fires? People are going to die going out there..
>>512450213>hmmmm so the boomers in the 50s wrote in good faith a law that would let them restrict access to "the woods", likely expecting it to be used for like 30 acres at a time at max when a rabid black bear is running around or something, and 70 years later the current crop of globohomo is abusing the shit out of it. amazingThe problem is those evil Indian boomers showed up in Canada anon.
Have you ever heard anyone praise an Indian boomer anon? I haven't.
They have gained power in Canada. Now they are going to work to fuck it up for Canadians. Just look at the shit left behind by Indian boomers in India anon.
>>512447748Greece and France are burning now.
When people whine about climate change and wildfires, they never seem to talk about 80% of fires are man made, usually intentional.
>>512448416There doesn't need to be malice
Stupidity is enough
>>512463074In Canada it's retards getting drunk in the backwoods leaving fires burning or lightning strikes, there have been some arsons though over the years.
>>512447577>no watering your food garden There it is. Just like when they banned the selling of vegetable seeds during COVID
>>512447748shut up Anglo. We're in this mess because of you.
>>512448296Down here in Michigan now is when we start putting our hunting gear in the woods. Cameras, stands, etc. This is something they could've implemented at the beginning and gotten ahold of. They'll do this down here eventually. Our Gov't fears Michigan man as much as Florida man.
>>512463483Californians don't seem to like talking about it, but seven or eight of the largest fires over the past decade were caused by one utility company's infrastructure.
Two or three cities were almost completely destroyed, Paradise, Altadena, and Palisades.
Of course they'll still bring up the one time power went out in Texas.
>>512447732They probably don't want Canadians to find out who is purposely burning down their forests.
This has been happening across the country for years now, not sure why people only suddenly noticed this year. NS also did it in 2023 and 2024 for example. They're also starting to close parks so the 'indigenous' can pick berries without the evil white man walking by.
>>512448416>Our summer has once again been ruined by Canadian wildfires.when did these canadian wildfire problems start? i think you might be right that it's related to the jeets. they can be blamed for all bad things.
>>512448316If only they'd done it back in May when there were over 100 fires going... maybe they wouldn't be so bad now. Why wait till the end of summer after everyone's mad?
>>512449457They want to merge man and machine (actually). So they need people to increasingly disconnect from the real world
>>512464518NS is on the east coast dude. It's damp there until late summer. The fires earlier were out west or up north. Not that banning people from walking through the woods or their own private property will help anyway.
>>512448467Ah classic retard thinking
>THING HAS NOT HAPPENED YET SO IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>>512447493 (OP)>>512464465They're closing this shit because of all the retarded poo's immigrating and running around in the woods like it's new Delhi. They go back and forth between the northern border doing whatever and this is the faggot prime ministers cope for trying to hide that fact.
>>512448416>>512463173It's malice
These fires are being set on purpose
KILL THE FIRE STARTERS
KILL THEM NOW
>>512464935Based. TFSD.
It's what Mother Nature would want.
>>512447493 (OP)I live in the woods. I just wish they'd do a better job keeping city folks inside their confinement boundaries all year around.
>>512465110This ban applies to private property, even though it may violate charter rights they did it anyway because they know most won't fight it. Don't assume the international demon will allow you to live in peace and seclusion.
>>512464465Closing parks and trails are one thing. Closing the entire "woods" is another level of despotism.
>>512452399rats will enforce the rule for the zog beasts
>oh hey itโs that kid down the street and heโs riding his mountain bike of the forest trail, call the cops!just like every faggot policed the 2 meter distancing and face mask bullshit. covid was a social experiment, not a pandemic
>>512448026Are you okay, retard?
>>512462716Laugh like it won't happen here...dumbass
>>512465771It might even be worse when they do it for you guys, you have way more enforcement capabilities than us.
If someone here led them on a wild goose chase in the woods, it would be pretty hard to catch them.
>>512464790Ah, OK. And yeah, banning even access to private property is a problem. If it happens up there, it's coming to us soon as well. I'd lose my shit if I couldn't go out in the forest at least once a week. That's where I center myself, and I think they know we can ground ourselves out there. If it stops fires, great. But banning people from their own land, Jesus christ!
I wish we had woods here.
All we have is open range, which is nice in its own way, but not as nice as the woods. itโs all going to be covered in solar panels soon anyway. Oh well.
>>512447493 (OP)would love to be able snitch on my MAGAtard neighbor one day for violating the arbitrary rules of the State. It would need to be selectively enforced.
>>512447493 (OP)No hunting on (((the king's))) land, OP.
>>512464465>for years now>every example he cited has been since the beginning of agenda 21Not the brightest.
>>512466197It is a massive issue, but nobody in rural areas complies with it. Eventually there will be satellites and drones hunting us, but until then we can still do as we please.
>>512447493 (OP)Basically non-whites making camp fires with kerosene and not putting them out.
>>512469436Just say "Elbows up" and blame us Trumptards.
>>512468071We keep conveniently having fires in areas where (((developers))) want to re-zone from White single family dwellings to jeet apartment complexes. All the infrastructure is there already... roads, power, water. It's just those pesky White families that are in the way!
>>512447991obviously, they saw what they could get away with during covid and are doing it again
>>512447493 (OP)โStay out of the woodsโ: Nova Scotia bans forest activities amid dry spell
https://halifax.citynews.ca/2025/08/05/stay-out-of-the-woods-n-s-bans-activities-in-woods-amid-dry-spell/
Travel, Activities in Woods Restricted to Prevent Wildfires
https://news.novascotia.ca/en/2025/08/05/travel-activities-woods-restricted-prevent-wildfires
N.S. bans hiking and use of vehicles in woods as dry conditions raise wildfire fears
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/hiking-ban-vehicles-wildfire-concerns-1.7019695
>>512469836https://youtu.be/fkXsOes3CnM
>>512447748You want to bet it's spooks?
Almost caught one of the pricks.
>>512470216During the last big round of fires here, they set one near my area but it was put out immediately. They tried to torch a provincial park because then it would be open to development. They'll try again, which is why I got a generator and water pump for my boat. I'll go and put it out myself.
>>512468746Is that Bruce Willis ?
>>512447577Meanwhile chat gpt uses up like a gallon of water per prompt..ai slop more essential than food and going outside. More dehumanizing bs.
>>512470968you need potable drinking water as coolant it can be literal sewage in fact
>>512449457Yes, cells where the slaves can sit and wait until they are told to work.
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I knew this shit was coming years ago, which is why I went out of town. I have supplemental solar, livestock, and a month of stored softened water that is continually topped off via the well pump. A second pump draws from the holding tanks for distribution. If the well ever goes too low, its pump shuts off and I receive an alert so I know to start rationing. We'll switch over to paper plates instead of running the dishwasher, take quick showers, shit like that. Also our toilets flush with untreated (apart from filtering) rainwater first, and only uses well water when it needs to. Thank fuck my wife isn't an NPC and was immediately on board with all of this. Also, our house is literally in the woods on a body of water that leads to the ocean. Dodging the jewish control grid is the primary goal in life.
>>512471216you DONT need** oops
>>512447748You mean Jewish space lasers make forest fires
>>512470216During the big 2020 fires in America antifa was caught going into towns previously evacuated by residents, lighting shit on fire, then continuing the process over to the next town.
A lot of people disappeared in the woods those years.
>>512471409Amazing how the average NPC has no idea how old Antifa is, or that it's jewish.
>>512471555another classic that we also once laughed at...
>>512447577They did that to us in California for decades, yet they added 30-40 million beaners that use shitloads of water and beaner land scrappers fucked all irrigation up into fountains in the middle of the night.
Canada just wants to be sure there is enough water for the 1 billion jeets it will eventually host.
>>512471555(also, just replace the "terminator cop" of yesteryear with some regime drone of today)
>>512471555They'll allow access to some parts, but it will require permits and GPS tracking. Also jeets will be prioritized just like the job system and healthcare already state.
Nova Scotia is a hardline marxist province.
>>512447748>It's because people keep setting forest fires>peopleThat people will be the only allowed in the forest, because somebody has to keep making space for more buildings
I reject the jewish corporate monoculture.
>>512469436This is the kind of worthless nitpicking you find on r*ddit. My post was correct. It's only this year that conservative 'influencers' noticed this issue. I've posted about it before and it never got traction.
>>512447577I don't understand. You're not allowed to water your tomatoes and roses? How are they going to control it?
I can understand this shit with pools and lawns since these are not essential but veggies?
Wait, so what if I dig up a well? What then?
>>512472548Have you considered the fact that people have been sounding the alarm on this entire plan since 1989, when it was drafted, and seeing posts like yours is annoying because they diminish the reality of the situation? Also, can you possibly form a response without resorting to muh plebbit?
Go and read about Maurice Strong and his CBC interview.
>>512458459canada fucking sold all its gold reserves to support the jeet invasion, what fucking nation?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine going through cold war and risking nuclear war to resist the "freedom hating commies", fighting the costliest war in human history against "authoritarian Nazis" only to end up less free than USSR and Nazi Germany
Even norks don't forbid you from walking into the forest.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>512447991Just walk around the tape lol? The pigs can barely police the city let alone the fuckin woods
the only people who will oblige are city dwellers who deserve to / love to get tortured by the political class
>>512452377curious to know if you found anything?
>>512465069>It's what Mother Nature would want.pines/conifers require fire to reproduce tho
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>>512447748Bro, forests are literally wood growing out of the ground and fires will just spontaneously start. They're supposed to burn occasionally and if they don't they overgrow and burn anyway except instead of a normal low fire that clears the underbrush and sets the forest up for it's next ecological growth cycle it's hellfire that kills everything.
>>512447493 (OP)>>512447519why the fuck do anglo things always have to be done in this slick dystopian big brother kind of style?
If we had a situation like this in the US it'd just be something straightforward like
>NOTICE>Woods are currently closed due to extreme red flag conditions>Trespassing penalties applyin plain text with a simple background or whatever
>>512447493 (OP)The government is stretched so thin people have no idea. They are now just doing whatever they want because they know Canada will not exist before the turn of the decade and there will be no Canadian legal system in place to prosecute. This country doesn't exist anymore in reality only on paper. Watch as Canadian borders are no longer recognized in the coming years.
UPDATE: NO HIKING UNTIL OCTOBER 14th.
Going in the woods is now illegal for the next 2 months.
This is insanity.
>>512475506No they care about things like this.
A nigger burning, looting, and murdering? Part and parcel. The nig will just go home at the end of the day and do it the next. A white guy walking where he's not supposed to? Proto-terrorist, will eventually overthrow the government if left unchecked. Must be arrested, crushed and and added to a permanent watch list.
You think I'm joking but it's true.
>>512476294*October 15th.
>>512476294>hiking is le bad but camping is okaymake it make sense. oh, wait, the point is that it doesn't and you're just supposed to follow the directive no matter how illogical it is. stalinism
>>512447493 (OP)>Lockdowns.Lock-downs are ILLEGAL
There is NO Constitutional provision for Martial Law, or 'Lock-downs' in America.
Lincoln was WRONG to start that Bullshit. It is a CRIME against the people!
Violation of Rights Under Color of Law = 10 years in prison.
>>512447493 (OP)Imagine not owning your own private forest, normal fags don't even live bros.
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Looks rather cold and humid. Are forest fires really that frequent there?
>>512476452Different beast up here anon, they showed us during goyvid-19 that our (((charter of rights and freedoms))) is nothing and can be dismissed at any moment
>>512476420During (((covid))) when they put the arrows on the floor in grocery aisles making them one-way, it just meant you could only walk one way, forcing you to walk past other people much of the time, when you could just walk the other way where nobody was.
Yeah, it's all about mindfucking people and breaking them mentally. As usual, not only are the methods and responses ridiculous, but the entire underlying premise. They are systematically making NPCs un-learn common sense one step at a time. Jewishness is a cultural disease.
>>512476748We need an end to the horror.
>>512447493 (OP)This is evil beyond my wildest imaginings.
>>512447991My god. There is literally no way a person could walk around that.
>>512447519It is sad that fellow "citizens" will be the biggest enemies we face.
>>512447577Just dig a well under your new porch
>>512476610Not until Environment Canada changed to Environment and Climate Change Canada and it was announced that climate change had begun. Then, suddenly, drought. Over Canada's largest major flightpath coincidentally, and after a strange rain that left the roads full of a strange white foamy substance.
>>512477030Nova Scotia is scoured down to the bedrock. All of our soil was scraped away by glaciers, it's all in the American breadbasket. You can't dig a well by hand here.
>>512473615They'll use drones and satellite imaging to see if you have any green on your property and send their goons to kill you if there is.
>>512477136so drill the damn well you can hire people for that
>>512475506yeah, until the heat seeking flying and dog drones blow you out your hole.
>>512447732Arirals landed again and started bullying the locals
>>512477186>just do very loud and noisy things that require work permits, city permits, licenses, and environmental inspections>just quadruple your fine to water your tomatoesJust water them at night. If you're in a situation where neighbors can see what you're doing, it's your own fault for poor life planning. If you're not, just kick back and laugh at the urbanites.
>>512476420It makes sense.
They donโt want people going off-grid. Designated camping areas isnโt off-grid.
>>512471264What you want is a drilled well, not a dug well. A drilled well goes deep enough to tap into aquifers and provide you with basically an unlimited source of water. Dug wells donโt go deep enough.
>>512477227>blow you out your hole.sounds hot ngl
>>512447493 (OP)If this happened in Finland I'd unironically consider terrorism, imagine some copper telling you in the middle of the woods that you have to go home, woods are never closed its gods land not yours, you cant close it
>>512477467Anon, everyone I know who has had their well go dry has a drilled well. Their problem is that they are too high above the water table. My house 12 feet above sea level, and my well starts at 5 feet above sea level and extends to 30 feet below sea level. It's never gone dry. Drilled wells also fill very slowly due to the tiny cross-section, whereas mine is 5 feet in diameter.
>>512447991this is some pokemon shit where you have to get a medal to be able to use cut?
>>512447577"River Dam refills"
re: Latin for no.
Therefore "River Dam no-fills"
The correct sentence should convey "..water conservation order will be in place until the James River Dam fills".
Who ever made the order should leave there position for void-competency.
They literally said it years ago
No more available water and food
No more nature for goyim
Total surveillance and pigs on your ass
Nonstop 5g monitoring and cameras everywhere and AI monitoring your keyboard strokes.
It has been over for more than a decade this is why they spew vomit all day every day here to put the infrastructure in place because they are behind on that these lazy kike dogs of Satan.
>>512447493 (OP)Be a real shame if anon went innawoods and made some fucky wucky
>>wear mask>>stay off trails (surveillence/trail cams)>>use TWO PAIRS of gloves when making fucky wucky time toys to escape any oils/dna/fingerprints. Same with clothes. Have a set to leave with, a set to change into after fucky wucky time and to return with as to confuse any LEO surveillence.>>if you are a hairy mother fucker, make sure all your hair is brushed and trimmed (again, to avoid any dna)>>dont use your own car (steal one or use a bike)>>NEVER WRITE YOU CRIMES DOWN>>leave phone at home and make sure when you leave/come back there are no ring cameras along your path. If so, make sure you have an alibi as to where you went/what you were doing.Might sound gay, but a stitch in time saves nine.
>>512478328Oh, but that's just a cohencidence, anon.
>>512478378>make sure you have an alibi as to where you went/what you were doing"As you can clearly tell, my goon cave smells of fresh semen"
>>512447519There's no way in hell this is real.
>>512478571During (((covid))) they had fat old women "compliance officers" driving around trying to find people to snitch on. The jewish divide and conquer machinery is well oiled.
>>512478499But where were you gooning? At home? Why would you go out, and return if you were gooning at home?
Think it through. Cops arent smart. You just have to be SMARTER and have an airtight-enough alibi that they look somewhere else. To that point, a patsy/fallback plan is never a bad idea. Many historical parallels to patsy/fallguy plans that have worked.
>>512447883Yes, it is incredible that this occurs to so few. And already the shills are out in full force.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NovaScotia/comments/1mk0tud/if_you_arent_happy_with_the_current_fire/
>>512477151what if you stored water/have a well? the letter implies it only applies to running water
>>512462645Shut the fuck up leaf faggot
>>512447493 (OP)Yas. I'm glad woodsposting is back.
>>512478907I am sure they would find a way to send cbi to shoot anons puppy. Hell, they might even hire kristi noem to do the job.
>>512447493 (OP)>>512447519Fucking great idea. We canโt have this every single summer just because Smokey the bear is above zoomerโs heads.
>>512475800>fires will just spontaneously startlole.
>>512447493 (OP)How do you even counter this tyrannical government overreach?
By intentionally starting wildfire?
>>512448296https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/secret-rcmp-report-forecasts-a-bleak-future-in-canada/
>IYKYK
>>512479250Now do the one about violent/sexual crime statistics and an election year. That one, I gather, is even more of a disparity than this. I think this guy needs to be hired, he would keep the riff raff out.
>>512478809I don't live in an urban area, I'm just used to being able to travel unnoticed. I cycle 40km per day and kayak all the time, usually at night. Believe me, if I planned something there would be no record of it save for something ridiculous like pic rel flying over at the worst possible time.
Mark Carney is a complete nutcase so I'm sure he's pushing for things like this.
In 2019 at the bankers meeting in Wyoming he wanted to eliminate all retail banks so everyone would only have a digital account at the central bank.
He seems to have been recruited into the global elite by J K Galbraith at Harvard.
Galbraith was described as a communist masquerading as an economist.
Galbraith was a great admirer of Lenin and Mao and he also helped write The Report from Iron Mountain which suggests using a fake environmental crisis to control society
>>512479390The same RCMP that bombed an oil side and blamed it on a farmer in 1998 to steal his land.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/more-details-of-rcmp-dirty-tricks-revealed-1.168362
Literal terrorist organization. Anti-Canadian extremists.
>>512474958You will be replaced by meets you retarded piece of shit canadian
>>512450347points aren't mutually exclusive. I think both you and the bong are correct.
>>512447493 (OP)These guys are going to get shot or mobbed if they continue going the authoritarian route.
Just kidding 95% of Canadians will comply with what ever the government does until the day of judgment.
>>512476007No one cares about your gay nation
>>512479521The fact you are used to being unnoticed means you doubly need to be aware of what you are doing/being surveilled. Treat your strengths and weaknesses equally. Opsec can be broken with one little shortcut. And if you were to do such heresy against ZOG of canada, theres no way in meinkraft I would wish you godspeed and safety, anon. :)
>>512479768>cares so little that he rageposts about it 3 timesWhite Canadians and White Americans are talking about jews and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>512478907Tfw when you have to refill your rain barel from the tap at night to have plausible deniability for watering when Karen is awake
>>512479926Too bad it will be full of chlorine and fluoride, because they'd just test it. Better off removing the neighbor.
>>512453631Execute arsonists, simple as.
>>512479817We all have our breaking point, thanks anon. When I'm pushed to mine it will be glorious, don't worry. I'll make you proud. The individual will destroy collectivism eventually.
>>512479926Are you 13? You leafs more than likely have sensors at the street (where your curtilage ends) that would let someone back at HQ that anon #10374839 just turned on the faucet, how long, and how much water was dispensed. 55 gallons? Send the blues to find a 55 gal drum on your 650sqft property. Cmon, you leafs cannot be this retarded.
>>512479851Youโve been posting all day bitch nobody fucking cares what happens in Canada. The more you faggots screech and whine the closer we get to planting our flag in your ass
>>512463998Just reminded me that happened.
>>512447493 (OP)INNAWOODS MORE LIKE OTTTAWOODS
>>512464367That company wasn't allowed to clear brush from around their power lines because some endangered plant might be affected.
What California should really do is turn all those eucalyptus trees into lumber now that they're mature.
>>512480181>thinks i don't want america to annex canadaYou have to solve your jew problem first, fatty. If you took us now you'd just absorb our jeets and bring in even more. Also you'd just be under NAU unelected rule just like the EU. I don't think you comprehend just how fucked everyone is, including you.
>>512447493 (OP)THIS POSTER ISN'T CANADIAN
This is a new psy-op from the same team that brought you canadian grocery generals, trying to stoke up the retards of 4chan into a frenzy about a nothingburger as usual
This is not Canada-wide, this is is a tiny Canadian province
Fire bans, camping bans, and hiking bans are not new when there are large forest fires risks, these things are a yearly occurence, there is always some part of Canada under a watch like this in the summer
If you are buying into this hysteria, you have below 90 IQ and you should do this board, and whatever mongrel genetic lineage you come from a favour and kys
>>512463173Ah yes, the malice vs ignorance argument. Itโs all just by accident! Kill yourself, retard.
>>512475664Zilch, sadly. None of the relevant records have been digitized, meaning they're physically in some building in Halifax and have to be requested. And ain't nobody got time for that!
>>512480081Don't need that, just a spark (bah dum tsss). In reality, we must all do what we can. We each have our own shit to deal with-- but if we collectively are the thousand cuts, at once, rather than little by little, then the blood loss will be too much to withstand. And that is the plan that must be trusted.
>>512480131>>512480022You retards ever hear of a well?
>>512480387>agenda 2030 isn't realI bet you didn't even notice that they lowered all the speed limits by 10-30km/h to make your 15 minute city range even smaller before you get taxed. I bet you also didn't notice that practically every street and school that was named after a White man got renamed during (((covid))).
>>512480387canadian government defense force has arrived.
>>512447493 (OP)immigrants ruin everything
>>512447493 (OP)Their paid saboteurs still have access though teehee.
>>512450110Itโs obviously the technocratsโ plan to scapegoat the turd worlders they brought here. Stop being obtuse.
>>512447577Lemme guess, they made rainwater collection illegal too?
>>512471555This would actually be the ultimate Eutopian solution. Robots just straight slaughtering humans that try to touch grass. You stay in your concrete sprawl-hell you were so eager to create, faggots.
Dry forests BTFO!!!!!!! How will you ever recover? Dry forests smell like the gardening section in home depot that has that bark you put in your yard.
>>512480716Not yet, but I remember stories from America where it's the case. If they ever do it here I'll just take rain measurements, apply the calculations for the square footage of my property, and sue the government for littering. $1 for every rain drop. I know it would go nowhere and waste money but it would at least make headlines.
>>512480281>That company wasn't allowed to clear brush from around their power lines because some endangered plant might be affected.Worse, there was a case in Palisades where they actually cleared the brush and then the "California Coastal Commission" (who are a whole can of worms themselves) made them re-plant it because it was endangered, and stop a project to replace fire hazard wooden poles with metal ones and build better firefighting access roads, as well as paying a $2 million dollar fine. The fire started in this exact area and may have never happened or been stopped before it did much damage if the work had been done as planned.
Here's an article from when it happened, way before the fires: https://smmtf.org/endangered-plants-bulldozed-ladwp-fined/
And after: https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/us-news/california-bureaucrats-halted-pacific-palisades-fire-safety-project-to-save-endangered-shrub/
>>512479080Why are you mad about the truth? Smokers need genocided. I've personally had to put out the irresponsible fucks' fires before to say nothing of their constant fucking littering.
>>512464409Possible that there will be arson there set by government and the prohibition from entering is both the cover story and depletion of witnesses.
>>512480892I'm obviously referring to specific places in America, not America as a whole... before someone has a fit.
>>512480487Yes, and if you had any reading comprehension, you would understand the ENGLISH FUCKING LANGUAGE. Holy shit you fucking leafs ARE that reatrded.
>>512452399>how do you enforceRats and drones
>military, RCMP, and OPP have all quietly made significant purchases on drones
>>512480892Colorado is one state with such restrictions. I lived there for four years in my 20s, got around it by being smart about it. I imagine now they have drones, but remember- they cant really fly in poor rainy weather. Just be smart about it if your state (I know you stated canada doesnt have such restrictions) has such laws.
>>512447493 (OP)If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise,
If you go down in the woods today, they'll shoot you between the eyes,
For every snitch that ever there was, will gather there for certain because,
Today's the day the goodest of goys can boot-lick.
>>512479768What exactly do you think the point of my post was? Duh nobody cares, that's why this happens.
>>512481232Just between you and me: I've been using my dehumidifier water for watering my vegetable garden. I get about 2.5 gallons per day. I don't need to, but dumping it down the drain feels retarded.
>>512465395>charter>rightsPick one, the charter can be revoked or ignored whenever the fuck they want.
>>512447493 (OP)The woods are closed
Lol
lenny
md5: ae1e902bf61d6afceaa4188c77630623
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>>512481451Know what else can be revoked whenever the fuck I want?
>>512447519Just stop lighting fires in the woods nigger
>>512481415Make haste, not waste. The time for living is now, before the collapse of whatever the fuck this ZOG reality has been crafted into. Me? I am a teacher. My haste is redpilling as white young men and women as possible. My waste is that I am no longer physically able to do such work anymore, after an illegal beaner woman hit me at 70+mph 10 years ago and fucked my leg up. And now a recent kike who hit me and fucked my neck and arms up so I cant even do that. But in my heart, I have lived a fucking amazing life after a shitty childhood with white trash parents. Now things are shit again and I am ready for the big sleep. If things started shitty, got great, and are now shit again, it can only mean my time is nigh. I worry about you all, but I have done all I could and I trust my plan- that whatever I have done is enough to satiate Odin and the ayseyr. I welcome valhalla and the valkyrie, if I am worthy. If not, then may I know the failures in the next life.
Heil Wotan
>>512465395>even though it may violate charter rightsbro who are you fucking kidding? "charter rights" lmao are you somehow unaware of the last 10 years
>>512481849That's the big jewish false narrative though... White men know how to handle fire, and when/where not to have fires. As with everything, these problems are a combination of jewish operatives and BIPOC retards. Jews will always find a way to force a narrative/situation in order to propose (((solutions))).
>>512471270chat gay-pt uses polychlorinated biphenyl and dumps it out in the fields
>>512480387yeah just ignore the year-round haze in the sky and don't believe your own eyes
please die.
>>512447493 (OP)Out of the woods and into the houses of the politicans
>>512447493 (OP)UN smart cities shit. These fires have been happy every year for how many years? And it was figured out that it was organized arson one of the previous times, like a fuckin of people acting coordinated setting fires in different places
>>512447785Nice try at fearmongering, kike.
>>512481849How is the government going to stop the government from creating forest fires?
>>512482085Nailed it. Jewish malice + swarthoid incompetence.
>>512480504>>512480523>>512482131you're not Canadian, and your lives are garbage
you slave away at manipulating people on the internet, that is your life, you are pathetic slime. why are you wasting your existence on being evil in the saddest, most cucked way you can find? at least be some kind of real criminal
except you're pussies, weak, small men. you probably get dominated on a daily basis. you are deciding you make yourself a servile pissant, and it didn't have to be that way. the world, and your general vicinity would be better off without you
>>512482891>angry fat urbanite ragesMany such cases. I just went outside and collected 13 eggs from my hens, I'll be going kayaking in an hour or so.
>>512481982Based, anon. I can't divulge much about what I do here, because it is very specific, but we seem pretty similar in that regard. Educating the youth is important.
This is one of my old teachers, by the way:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Ross_(school_teacher)
>>512483604>the right and freedom of Jewish children to have a school system free from bias, prejudice and intolerance"Meanwhile the public education system slanders Whites in every conceivable way, and it is shoehorned into every subject by jews.
>>512482891You sound mad. How about you focus, concentrate, and do something with your life? Touch grass, make friends, maybe leave the anger for its rightful place?
But it more sounds like you have the emotional intelliegence of a nigger. Denounce the talmud, the quran, the "holy" bible. Embrace tradition, the old gods, the old ways. You have two ways in front of you, anon: give into the hate and let yourself be controlled by anyone a d everything, or understand that what comes before us, every single day, is a test of our strength, our courage, our abilities as men to fight against the world. Wotan asks nothing of you but these things. Be a man, do not shirk your duties, stand firm for your people, and wage war against those who mean you harm, no matter how large or slight. All things have their places and all places have their time, but it only takes those willing to sacrifice themselves in whatever way (not dying, i mean doing things) possible. Show whites around you that you are a paragon of wotans last avatar, our boss adolf hitler. Prove that we are more than just rabid pagans larping. We once ruled this worls, and we will again.
Seig Heil.
>>512476748Your (((charter of rights and freedoms))) literally says "except..."
and I'm pretty sure the USA is the only country on earth whose equivalent doesn't
>>512483604I love doug christie, from the zundel/leuchter trial. I thought I had heard this name before in a christie interview I saw back in the day on youtube before it was jewtube. I would happily give anything to meet zundel and christie in the next life. I see he was an author. I will have to show love and purchase a book like a good punter. Anything he said to you, words of wisdom, etc, to pass on to anons here that may be too young to realize what is being said?
>>512484523>>except...Look at the last 25 years, anon. Hell, look back all the way to 1913. You think these kikes care about some words on a piece of paper? Might makes right, and they have years of subversive behavior engrained into their very culture. It is why EVERY LAST JEW AND ABRAHAMIC must be exsanguinated, beheaded, and burned. NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>512461599everystein singleberg timeowitz.
>>512462645>touristyou misspelled "stateactor"
>>512463173never assume ignorance when it could just aswell be illwill.
do not delve into tho buissness of defending you enemy.
>>512447493 (OP)WOODS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
>>512464047youl grandfather fought on the same side as his. if he's to blame, so are you.
now shut up and heil hitler.
>>512447493 (OP)Seems like Reddit is starting to purge all the wrongthink on this topic, there was a ton of pushback yesterday and I can't find it anymore.
Facebook too. They're (((shutting it down))). Twitter is still going strong, they're not as suppressed.
>>512465637go ted mode bro.
just start mailing your sincere love to the government.
>>512471264unironically just use the same plate and cuttlery every day. no need for washing.
use lard, preferably beef, and you never have to clean your pan either as it doesn't go rancid.
>>512447493 (OP)wouldn't it be a climate lockout?
>>512471324who'd be surprised at this point?
>cricketshave ya heard they've set a record of 25% energy recovery of a 400w transfer from a continous beam?
laserbarriers are coming.
>>512471511indeed. i too was shooked.
they have stickers everywhere here.
i sherd thom with a carpetcutter, loaving bits hanging to show them and the normies they ain't welcome, instead of removing their symbols spotless.
>>512486459I've been banned from X 3 times. All 3 times it was for pointing out that the Church of Satan was founded by a Ukrainian jew, so perhaps it's really a synagogue.
>>512487235X can be bullshit sometimes, it's hit or miss. I don't personally enjoy the platform that much.
>>512448764I love how they use the guise of affordable housing to make homes for junkies and welfare queens exclusively while everyone else just gets fucked.
>>512487746It seems great for kicking around mainstream, approved left vs right bullshit. Echo chamber bullshit. For actually analyzing and dismantling jewish narratives, it sucks. It's like arguing with AI: completely pointless.
>>512447493 (OP)>We can't go out to see the natural beauty of the woods because then we would destroy the natural beauty and wouldn't get to see itI fucking hate this cruel, cucked society.
ITT: everybody in here wants to go shit in the woods pretending they're the Pope
>>512488194Everybody in here wants the jewish control freaks out of their lives.
>>512476748Then resist and fight
>>512476878
>>512489015I do every day, by discussing the plans openly. I went from mocked and ridiculed by my peers to respected because I've been continually proven right since I first opened my mouth about this shit in 2003. As for physically fighting back, it's not time yet unless I just want to destroy my life for nothing.
>>512487994Any particular reason why you're namefagging?
>>512489240I like owning my words, and saying "told you so". I also want to make it easier for the government to hold me to said words. I have a trip but don't always use it.
Get rid of any signs or any shit like that, they are relying on your compliance to enforce it
>>512489521keep doing your thing, king. Thank you for keeping the thread bumped today, appreciate you.
>>512489635If you have nothing to lose, sure. If you do have something to lose, you're better off waiting until it's being taken from you and then striking a carefully chosen individual with extreme prejudice. It should be done carefully and calmly, not out of emotion in the moment.
>>512489936I got you Bro. Didn't realize you were OP, great thread.
>>512448476> Yeah, it's a trip how many people go missing in national parks.Itโs because those parks attract normies that try hikes up mountains in flip flops and a bottle of Dasani. There are tons of epic, rural trails on public lands out West with no Rangers but you never hear anything happen out there because its mostly people that know what they are doing.
>>512490554>not having brave life-saving jeets stand around mumbling in parking lotsTruly the braves warriors our country has ever seen.
https://halifax.citynews.ca/2024/09/11/peggys-cove-guardians-keep-visitors-safe-at-beautiful-but-deadly-n-s-tourist-site/
>>512471409I think most of those missing people were Antifa. There would be fires like that for five years if it was the other way around. Canadians are cucks! Seriously it is very easy to dispose a body during a forest fire. Also burn the dead with the cellphone tracker.
>>512447493 (OP)>>512447519yeah Canada is a shithole full of faggots (Canadians) so this checks out completely.
>>512464822>there might be a forest fire at some point so the government should preemptively close... all woodland>classic retard thinkingI guarantee you're white and not a recent immigrant
>>512461372Correct, absolutely correct but truckniggers seethe SO hard when you point this out
This would never happen in America. We have based Patriots like Steven Crowder and Brandon Herrera that would make strongly worded videos saying that we should voice our concerns while making sure we follow the law even if we disagree with it. Because at least we have good optics and the moral high ground . And that if we just vote a little bit harder we can make change. Then after that we can take our travel documents and visit Tim Poolโs Patriot Cafe where we can form a parallel economy by buying coffee from freedom loving companies. And then we all get to fucking and sucking and sucking and fucking and live happily ever after.
>>512463173stupid and evil are functionally equivalent when it comes to causing harm to others; one refuses to know better and the other is doing it deliberately
either way, total jeet death is long overdue
>>512447493 (OP)What happens to the homeless ans indians living in the woods needing to cook thwir food? They rounding them up and clocking them with a 25k obligation?
>>512492624The lower the IQ, the larger the group.
>>512493375Only a straight White male homeowner would have to pay anything; this is a hardline Marxist province. Even the job applications look like this.
>>512493484Looks like youโre safe.
>>512476420did you forget covid? did you forget how evil canadian faggots were during that? what exactly were you expecting? canadian faggots folded instantly and not only that they gleefully became attack dogs for globohomo for free. for a little pat on the head and a "good goy".
you're basically not dealing with human beings here
As a healthy, intelligent White man, I am capable of walking through the woods without causing a fire. We live in a collective now though, so have to cater to the weakest members of society. Thanks a lot, kikes.
>>512449788Based Unforgivable poster. I see you, Leaf.
>>512447493 (OP)So people are banned from the forests because of potential forest fires, which we are told are due to climate change. Also municipalities in Nova Scotia are restricting water use to have enough to deal with potential fires, even though Nova Scotia is literally surrounded by ocean. And this is the actions of the cuckservative government of Nova Scotia.
>>512494446Yes, the climate changes even harder when people are in the woods. Just the friction from you walking causes everything around you to combust. Trust the science, goy.