Thread 512460160

Hello guys, i have a crazy story to tell you:
>Be me today working at my pizza joint in Montreal.
>Receive a call like always
>Angela's Chef here, can i take your order?
>Have this panicking politician on the phone.
>TL;DR, He starts telling me that Obama Plans to run away to my country and the PR nightmare it will be.
>Asks for my opinion
>I ask him again if can i take his order.
>10 seconds of pure silence
>he hangs up...
Are we fucked?

>>512460160 (OP)
Why didn't you ask for more info, retard?

>>512460248
It's just the "shock", i guess...

>>512460160 (OP)
Why is that thunderwarrior dressed like an ultramarine

>>512461355
No idea desu.

>>512460160 (OP)
You shouldve LARPED as a representative of Canada

>>512461355
>thunderwarrior dressed like an ultramarine

>>512461355
The thunderwarriors even back then realized the superiority of the Ultramarines and paid heed to their spiritual liege, Roboute Guilliman.

>>512460160 (OP)
Glownigger or pizza fag, still a wagie.
Have fun at work today.

>>512460248
his boss keeps prank calling him and he has to stay professional

>>512462546
>he doesn't know

>>512460160 (OP)
Holy shit OP, why you acted like a NPC? Do you even have a internal monologue?
Then again, flag checks out.
>>512462483
shit is fucked, anon. roubette is the only real character on the shitshow that is 40k, he doesn't deserve even more random blows from nobody, he already got ditch by his own dad on a schizo way do to the Emperor being only half of what he once was, his other half is on the Warp after all farming those 1 million world prayers.

>>512460160 (OP)
Asti tabahouette...
Your job is to intercept ze Obama not make ze pizza

>>512462948
He wasn't my boss that's for sure.
Guy sounded much older(around his 70's, maybe?).
>>512463241
>Holy shit OP, why you acted like a NPC? Do you even have a internal monologue? Then again, flag checks out.
Like i said, it was too sudden...

>>512463241
>schizo Emperor
One day soon, Dan Abnett is going to write the Emperor's life story, and all of you are going to have to apologize for being total weiners who couldn't comprehend the complete and utter bullshit of the trials of a 50,000 year lifespan.

>Obama Plans to run away to my country
India or Canada?
But seriously, Obama was created by rich jews I wouldn't be surprised if in order to divert attention from themselves they threw away their schwarzer golem

I work at Games Workshop and I can confirm Obama collects dark eldar

>>512463937
Canada, the politician was very specific about it, he just didn't say on which province(or i didn't understand by how fast and panicky the old fart was speaking), and both the PR and political nightmare it will be for the country.
Then he asks for my opinion on what to do.
And for last I'm not a street-shitting demon from hell that eats pets like the chinks.
I'm as white and Canadian as i can get.

>>512460160 (OP)
what army does bibi netandyoohoo play?

>>512464559
Tyranids. Genestealers, mainly.

>>512464559
He most likely plays with sacred esoteric dildos up his ass, just like any other upper-class person.

now looking back at all this...
>Jesus, i fucked up bad!
My country is already going to shit thanks to these retarded politicians, the last thing i want for my people is to be known as that country that hosted a U.S traitor...

>>512460160 (OP)
They called the wrong pizza place. lol.
> Eph 5:4

>>512463831
I read Novels where your a average MC lives for millions or even billions of years. Desolate MC has lived for quintilions of years and can flatten every character on 40k anon, as zoomers would say, no cap.
No, I'm not a chink, I just appreciate the lack of niggers on their books. Thanks.

>>512467057
Sure, but 40k takes place in our universe. Neoth is just a regular human blessed with unparalleled psychic ability and perfect cellular replication. According to the lore he's probably shitposting on /pol/ with the rest of us right now.
>or turkposting loudly

bump

i like 40k i like darktide i play it now

what happened to those lost legions what up with that

None greater than the Ultramarines.

>>512473148
>>512471700

GW will reveal them at some point
It is inevitable
Hopefully they arent just chicks

>>512461355
he confused

>>512460160 (OP)
I don’t know why but I believe you.

If Canada protects Obabo I’m not optimistic for Canadas future

This thread reminds me, I was in my local community college's bookstore the other day (gonna take some machining/welding classes this fall) and discovered that they have Warhammer for for some inexplicable reason.

>>512460160 (OP)
Thats the most random shit I've heard and I'm in Montreal right now.

>>512474083
I hot glue my BA army all the time. I like how they look.

>>512474083
shut up hoe
>>512474119
go to the pizza parlor, you and this anon need to team up and correct this timeline. IMMEDIATELY!
>what is caller id
It's not too late fags

>>512469316
I got your point, anon. It could be the true but didn't he die and reincarnated a few times?
I actually didn't read much on the lore so I don't know.
Desolate Era also take place in our Universe, but our Universe is just a jewellery inside another Universe created by a Goddess from the chinese pantheon and the outer-universe was created by their patriarch creation god, Pangu that split the void in half with a axe and created the Universe. There's like 2 more "Universe" layers until MC finally reach the Chaos Realm.
Ji Ning is basically a reincarnation character he die young on Earth and then is reincarnated on his cultivation World.
It has being a few years since I last read, maybe I'll start reading again, it's a amazing story if you discount the 'rescue the princess' trope story, at least this one has only one, but is a little fucked up.
So his wife father was a God or whatever and to get at MC kill her body, soul and even source soul on their Universe, thus leading the MC to the outer-verse where our Universe reside (actually reside inside another as I said previously). It gets a little confusing but you don't know that from the start, you start reading and while advancing the story you'll learn every of these verses conditions.
And MC ascended to a complete different realm of existence, if you read bellow the age on my last pic his last height is like 540 km... Kek.
And that's actually not that big in comparison with some verses where random godly/immortal character on the mortal plane has a body of thousand of km's and people can enter to explore like it's a fucking adventure loot tomb. Kek. Remind me of those stories found on your movies and even in Japan (like DBZ, that one time), where the characters get shrink in size and put inside someone body, but in reverse.

If the 40k lore introduce cultivation for the Humans every threat would be over, specially under the Human Dao.
There's others Novels where the MC reincarnate from our World.

Where my Alpha Legion homies at ?

>>512474521
I think you might be a vore fetishist
>>512474627
I'm here
>or not

>>512474852
But that was a lie, because I am not here

>>512466035
It's just all part of the plan, 51st state

>>512475116
fuck off
stop ruining countries you jerks