Thread 512465685

Maybe she can put baby oil on Satan's anus in the next episode.

>>512465685 (OP)
fucking kek
pay a million dollars to bog your face
get angry at people noticing your face

>>512465685 (OP)
>Pay thousands for surgery to patch up walled face
>Make it worse
>NOOOOOOO STOP NOTICING, THATS LAZY

>>512465685 (OP)
why is she omitting the killing puppies part as if it is normal, maybe the eptein files should be released

why do all the women in Trump's orbit have horrific bogged up demon visages

>>512465685 (OP)
They're adgertsing it. One of Republicans mega donors bought it / cbs

>>512467425
You can see her horns

>X
>Glenn Beck
>Kristi Noem
boomers go away

>>512465685 (OP)
Anyone have a picture showing her in South Park?

>>512467425
It's known as the Mar-a-Lago face

heh if she spent as much energy doing a good job for the people and less trying to look like she's 28, then maybe she wouldn't get offended by a cartoon.

>>512467425
this is women in general, anon. no one knows why they are like this, not even themselves. who says they need to wear makeup everyday or a different outfit all the time? men don't and don't care if women do.

women are genuinely just neurotic and insane.

>>512465685 (OP)
It was painfully weak. They recycled the Glenn Beck episode and just flat out lied about Kirk's debating. Kirk is culturally important, this old show is not.

>>512470585
fuck off back to tel aviv, charlotte

>>512470585
they didn't lie about his debating. he references the bible as the ultimate truth

>>512465685 (OP)
I thought the running joke of her shooting dogs was funny.

>>512470022
Get this man his tickytocks

>>512473059
I didn't quite get it, but I assumed she shot dogs in real life? Like that episode that has the Kardashian tranny constantly running over people because he actually killed someone like that

>>512469538
holy kek, that's majorly hellboy-esque. how unsettling.

>>512475134
She shot a 1 year old dog, that's why all puppies

>>512465685 (OP)
Is anyone surprised? Left right gay straight happy sad women will always be offended if you call them ugly etc. That's all they care about and know it's their only worth.

felt cute, might swallow more joo joo cum

>>512469538
Holy shit

>>512466041
uff what an enormous sellout....

>>512465685 (OP)
>unruly goys are making fun of me again?! MISTER RABBI PLEASE DO SOMETHING I BEG YOU

>>512465685 (OP)
What's so bad about this.

>>512475134
She shot a PUPPY because she is an over emotinal, violent kike, who has 3 kike daughters, one who she had to resign for because she got caught intimidating and threatening the license board to give said kike daughter a real estate license. I hope her plane crashes, a nigger shoots her, anything really. She deserves whatevee the fuck happens to her, the slimy kike cunt.

>>512466041
the primary qualification you need to have to make it into top level US politics is to bow down to the jews

>>512467425
You're trans though.

>>512475505
>fake nose
>fake hair
>caked on makeup
Still looks like an ugly mick.

>>512470585
What was the lie? Be specific.

>>512475431
Oh.

>>512465685 (OP)
>making fun of the way I look is not a-okay, says barely human-looking bogdanovian
Maybe she should have thought about that before going under the knife.

>>512470585
>Kirk is culturally important
Gawd damn I’m laffin

>>512475779
Seethe more you shitskin faggot

>>512467425
Jews love plastic surgery so they push it onto women to “mark” them as a form of ownership like they do with circumcised men (also a humiliation ritual.) Do you think it’s a coincidence that America and South Korea have some of the highest rates of plastic surgery AND some of the highest rates of circumcision on the planet? Keep in mind plastic surgery was pretty much non existent in Korea until America rebuilt it. It’s all tied together. The more Judaized a country is the more plastic surgery and circumcisions you’ll get.

>>512475134
She shot one of her young hunting dogs because she neglected to train it properly, it was in her memoir.

>>512475431
>>512476130
She looks better as the South Park character, what's she complaining about?

>>512465685 (OP)
Dog.
>By taking Cricket on a pheasant hunt with older dogs, Noem says, she hoped to calm the young dog down and begin to teach her how to behave. Unfortunately, Cricket ruined the hunt, going “out of her mind with excitement, chasing all those birds and having the time of her life”.
>Noem describes calling Cricket, then using an electronic collar to attempt to bring her under control. Nothing worked. Then, on the way home after the hunt, as Noem stopped to talk to a local family, Cricket escaped Noem’s truck and attacked the family’s chickens, “grabb[ing] one chicken at a time, crunching it to death with one bite, then dropping it to attack another”.
>Cricket the untrainable dog, Noem writes, behaved like “a trained assassin”.
>When Noem finally grabbed Cricket, she says, the dog “whipped around to bite me”. Then, as the chickens’ owner wept, Noem repeatedly apologised, wrote the shocked family a check “for the price they asked, and helped them dispose of the carcasses littering the scene of the crime”.
>Through it all, Noem says, Cricket was “the picture of pure joy”.
>"I hated that dog,” Noem writes, adding that Cricket had proved herself “untrainable”, “dangerous to anyone she came in contact with” and “less than worthless … as a hunting dog”.
>"At that moment,” Noem says, “I realised I had to put her down.”
Meh. Just farmer stuff.

>>512475505
you are a jew loving poo.

>>512476553
In the show, her face starts to fall apart, and a race car pit crew shows up, the sounds of air hammers and air drills, and then her face is put back together. Kinda funny.

>>512475779
>>512476728
You look like these things. I can tell.

>>512465685 (OP)
>be stupid evil whore
>get a puppy
>it’s a bird dog puppy
>don’t train the bird dog
>bird dog does as a bird dog does and chases chickens
>brutally murder innocent puppy
I hate women so much it’s unreal

>>512476237
I'm a white man, retard. And these bimbos are shameful with their plastic surgeries and jewish crosses hanging around their necks for protection

>>512476270
i’d normally call you a schizo… but that actually makes sense. sk didn’t have circumcision either until we pushed it on them. all this weird body and face changing transhumanism shit is linked. it’s also why trannies get pushed so much now. jews are so fucking bizarre man. i will never understand their mentality or the evil that they do.

>>512465685 (OP)
Glenn Beck is a faggot

>>512476950
>it’s also why trannies get pushed so much now
Oh yeah, the tranny shit is obviously Jewish influence too. Kabbalah pushes some viewpoints that could definitely be interpreted as supporting troonism. All of the strangest things in our societies always go back to the “chosen people.” At this point, I’ve stopped trying to comprehend them. They’re aliens.

>>512465685 (OP)
What a bunch of thin-skinned faggots. Matt & Trey are probably kicking themselves for not doing this during Trump's first term. Mr. Garrison as orange man made no sense

>>512477877
Trump hadn't gone full retard yet back then.

>>512477877
Because they only got $500 mil from HBO in 2019

>>512469538
if those were actual horns she would be hotter

>>512470585
Shut up miga release the Epstein files

>>512476477
No
She got the dog from somebody else because it had problems.

>>512476811
>>512475431

>>512469538
She should let em grow

>>512465685 (OP)
I’d be more mad at the dog killing if I were her. The face thing wasn’t as good as the Bruce Jenner face

>>512465685 (OP)
Woman moment

>>512465685 (OP)
she looks like a a fat dude with skin cancer I'm not even kidding I thought that was a man.
fucking stupid bitch try putting in some effort before you bother me with that