Thread 512486563

Unironically do Bongs actually still believe they are MUH EMPIRE?
I have never seen a nation as delusional about its place in the world as the UK. They produce nothing except harboring the taxhaven of City of London, the royal familys bathroom is open to be gawked at by chinese from 8.00 to 16:00, their entire Army could fit into a average football stadium and not fill it, and basically they are just a unsinkable aircraft carrier for the US. But still they love to go around pretending like its the 18th century
>inb4 FLAG
Nobody in Austria still thinks we are worth shit, we have accepted that our zenith is long behind us.

>>512486563 (OP)
You know, you Europeans could still be something if ZOGmerica hadn't been directed to hold you underwater during the 20th century, and your politics weren't pathetically leftist.

>>512486563 (OP)
yeah. to be fair, many in france have similar delusions.

>>512486804
What if we didn't come up with the genius idea of letting our countries be governed by the entire mass of adults?

>>512486563 (OP)
anon, theyre the main shitheads responsible for the mess in Ukraine
fuck that island, I hope someone nukes it

>>512486804
Sure and if my grandma had a pair of nuts shed be my grandpa.
But what the fuck is wrong with the british? Like do they go to school and the teacher goes "So, basically, we wuz Empire, and we still is Empire."
Fuckers think they are culturally relevant because Mister Bean exists

>>512486563 (OP)
>Unironically do Bongs actually still believe they are MUH EMPIRE?
Well, they kinda are.

>>512487069
I just feel bad for each individual European nation. We're such dipshit golems.

>>512486938
The French "Revolution" was first domino in the disasters. All modern proggie leftist garbage flows out of the Jacobins, the Communists were a secind-order consequence of them. It's nice to have a conversation before the pron spammers and rage-baiters get here, honestly.

>>512486563 (OP)
>Unironically do Bongs actually still believe they are MUH EMPIRE?
Whats that got to do with picrel

>Nobody in Austria still thinks we are worth shit
You've never been shit.

>>512486563 (OP)
>Unironically do Bongs actually still believe they are MUH EMPIRE?
No, but liberals and foreigners usually straw man this narrative when it suits them, just as you're doing right now.

you start a lot of threads about us

>>512487985
Shut up faggot, the Habsburg dominons were hugely important. You aren't the only heavyweight European nation, history existed prior to 1815.

>>512486563 (OP)
London is, the rest of the country is irrelevant

Translators Note: All Anglo “Empires” are just financial empires

>>512486563 (OP)
Bongs don't, but idiots like Ben Wallace do. These military families like his should not be allowed to run for public office when all they want is war to give them purpose and are total yesmen for the ruling class. He isn't even a high ranked military officer or in anyway educated. Russia has a engineer as their head of defense, China has a naval commander, and we had that loutish working class pleb that isn't even educated or close to the top of his field.

>>512486563 (OP)
>Nobody in Austria still thinks we are worth shit, we have accepted that our zenith is long behind us.
Romanian here, getting independence from you guys was the greatest mistake we ever did, please come back to rule us at this point

>>512487794
>The French "Revolution" was first domino in the disasters

The French Revolution was the final domino you dingus, the first domino was the 4th Crusade. The initial War between Jews and Christians that is still ongoing was a Greek King's discovery of the talmud some time around 1,000AD. Up until then Christian Europeans thought Jews were a innocent Amish like people with good intentions

>>512486563 (OP)
This bong nigger doesn’t have the cards.

>France pushes ream Europe (Gapes anus)
>Germany steals Russian oil tankers and threatens them with Taurus rockets
>All of Eastern Europe screams how they'll set off article 5
>Everything wiped away by one retard EU hag
>Back to stomping their feet and bawling
You made us relevant by sacrificing yourselves for a federation that is currently going nowhere
Now be contrarian and wank off the EJew while you slave away to buy American military crap because Ursula the sea witch gave you over on a silver platter

"IT'S YOU'RE FAULT NOT MINE BOOO HOO I'M SUCH A PATHETIC KEKOLD"
If you're blaming all your woes on somebody else its just you admitting your nation is a pathetic husk. No wonder China packs you all in a minibus at the back of the line, they don't take you seriously either.

Cry more. Mainly at work, you have eternal debts to Trump that need paying