I wish I was Greek.

One shot at life and I missed out on being a Greek chad…. I want to live in a beautiful mountain village by the sea. I want to smoke cigarettes and refuse to pay taxes to the government. I want to hike in the rugged ancient hills then cool off with a swim in the sea, then lay in the sun relaxing after. I want to eat fresh seafood and souvlaki every day. I want to bang some beautiful thick Greek chick all day. Greek women are HOT.

You lucky Greek bastards

>>512488533 (OP)
Made for BGC

HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

>>512488533 (OP)
I want to fuck hairy dude's in their hairy greek asses on a mountainside in an olive orchard calling to Zeus like
WHOOOOOOOO

>>512488533 (OP)
You can go there, you realize planes exist right?

>>512488760
I believe it

>>512489156
No shit. A two week vacation isn’t enough. They make immigration extremely difficult for westerners but if I showed up on a raft I could stay

>>512489448
If you find a Greek native wife you can get an easy passport. I know many Ukrainian men who shacked up with Greek girls to avoid the meat-wagons, they get to chill in Greece the rest of their lives while their family is sent to the meat-grinder . . . it is what it is, but you can do the same. Greek girls like professional looking white men, they are not into the thug/low-life aesthetic like most Westerners, gangster culture never took off in Greece since it is a civilized place.

>>512489700
That's an extremely Greek phenotype, damn.

>>512489067
Calm down Hadrian.

>>512489888
>That's an extremely Greek phenotype, damn.

Looks like Dodekanese phenotype. Rodos/Kos, seen that face many times there.

>>512489888
For which region?

>>512489700
That’s good for me. I’m a clean cut white guy. Greek women are hot as hell. The memes here are totally wrong

>>512490265
If you want the hottest Greek girls you want to find out where the local Greeks go clubbing, you can ask a taxi driver there or locals, they will guide you. Just have a good smile and try to look like you have money and you will find a wife + passport there. I would do the same but I am a ghoul.

>>512489700

>>512488533 (OP)
See you next summer fren

>>512488533 (OP)
what you describe is greece in the 60s
Modern greece is like
>you don't live in the mountain village. you live in a big, ugly city
>you don't smoke cigarettes because they are overtaxed
>you don't hike because you work 12hr a day for scraps
>you don't eat fresh seafood, it's too expensive
>same for souvlaki
Also, greek chicks have more body hair than your european ass does

>>512490396
How do you know this? You ever been to Greece? What are the best towns to visit. I want to visit the site of the oracle at Delphi. Seems really cool

>>512490986
yeh man, many times. I am not sure what are the best. I think if you are serious making a long-term move the most ideal spot would be Athens, it is big city life so it would be a smooth transition from USA to Greece. If you move to the islands the culture shock might be to extreme for you, life moves slow on the islands, double so during the Winter/non-tourism months. If you like peace and solitude than islands might be for you. So if you are a big city person stick to Athens or Thessaloniki. If you like the quite life try out the Dodeaknese islands chain, hop around islands and see what you like

>>512490844
You’re lying. You’re trying to keep the hot Greek women from me.

>>512490733
Thanks bud. I want to hike in the mountains and swim in the sea

>>512491143
Good luck my friend

>>512490711
Sadly I did not see one such woman in Thessaloniki

>>512488533 (OP)
Surely Greece is the best med destination , but that lifestyle is achievable in other med countries more or less, just saying.

bad genes. their fems age horrible!

>>512488533 (OP)
Just another tourist on his summer vacations thinking than we go to the beach and bathe in sunlight and flowers all day.
Bitch, this place could be heaven on Earth but trying to make a living here is hell. We're just peasants waiting for tourist rich dicks to suck.

We've always been a country that should feel shame of what we've been constantly evolving into.