Thread 512493158

What's up with those hand dances?
I don't get it.

>>512493158 (OP)
MADE

>>512493158 (OP)
hand dances?

Built for BBC

>>512493158 (OP)
Why are women so bad at handjobs?

>>512493158 (OP)
This is what the healers are doing in the party behind everyone's backs

It's a traditional Hawaiʻian finger dance you dumb redneck. Culture exists. Learn some of it.

>>512493158 (OP)
bobs

>>512493158 (OP)
way back in the olden days, when handheld movie cameras first became common, people would stand there and wave at the camera. it wasn't like a photograph, you knew it recorded motion so you had to do something.
so here in modern times they accentuate the waving into simulated jerking off onto breasts. you've come a long way, baby.

>>512493367
coach them dipshit
tell them it's about gliding friction, not about grip strength

This is phone sex for the deaf.

>>512493158 (OP)
It's called gesturing.
Like voguing in the 90's.

>>512493158 (OP)
When I was young, a fat girl like tihis would be considered a 4/10. You'd fuck her, but only when drunk and you'd never tell your friends. Give the ditch pig the ol' fuck n chuck. Hump and dump. And so on.

>>512493549
you really think some drunk bitch in the passenger seat of my car knows what 'gliding friction' means?

>>512493296
FOR

>>512493735
BACON

>>512493734
it's a collective effort
think of it like a give-a-penny, take-a-penny for all handjob enjoyers to help raise the collective performance of all drunk whores

>>512493158 (OP)
Women just aren't the brightest.

>>512493158 (OP)
She's mimicking a handjob and making her boobs jiggle.

>>512493870
as a foreskin haver American women terrify me because they might tear my banjo string. Had to calm one once. They have no idea.

>>512493158 (OP)
I prefer my girls a lil bit more bimbo-y

>>512493870
if i take my girls finger, and tell her to copy what i do with her finger in my mouth, for her to translate it to my dick in her mouth, is that gay? it sounds awesome to me but also kinda gay. basically sucking my own dick through a proxy

>>512494006
they should terrify you for lots of other reasons that ought to prevent you from letting them touch your weenie

>>512493158 (OP)
I wanted to fantasize about sucking on her nips, but that visual of an air dong splooging on her boobs made me recoil

>>512494347
I've only met the one. She was eager but lacking in finesse. Nice girl though.

>>512493158 (OP)
some kind of weird witch spell

>>512493158 (OP)
Demonic ritual.

>>512493158 (OP)
So who is the chunky whore? I think her tits are cool.

>>512494437
that's spose to be YOUR air dong, retard

>>512493158 (OP)
women are lazy

some are stay at home moms and don't do laundry, or clean, or jack shit

all fucking day

except sit around and get fat

actually dancing world require physical work

and they're just not into it - that doesn't mean they aren't seeking the unwarranted attention they crave

>>512494539
We all know dongs are plentiful for chicks like that, and not exclusive to one

>>512493596
So phone sex is hand dances for the blind?

>>512493158 (OP)
Her nudes are unreal

>>512493158 (OP)
It comes from that viral Daft Punk Stronger video with the hands from 20 years ago.

>>512493158 (OP)
If you were seriously looking at the hands, I have bad news for you...
Your parents will never grandkids, cuz youre a faggot.

>>512495592
maybe if they'd bought me the puppy I wanted as a kid, they would have instilled in me a desire to raise cute little things instead of aborting them
too late now lol

>>512493975
First thing she can think of is how get more attention put on her by being an attention whore. Women used to be taught shame and dignity.