Thread 512496600

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>British dad 'killed by drone fighting in Ukraine'

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>Manhunt for ‘aggressive’ man who chased sheep over cliff to its death in Cornwall

>>512496367
Not like you'd do anything anyway you little indian homo
Kek

>>512496247
you'd been posting about getting a passport for various european countries for months using your tenuous familial ties as a basis
should've gone for an israeli passport you gypsy jew

>>512496373
So you admit you wank to my vocaroos?
LMFAO

wtf is a "wild chicken?"
mate
they're literally called pheasants

>>512496657
Absolutely hilarious fanfic
You truly are one obsessed paki gyppo lmfao

>that drugged up foto he keeps posting and the white powder around my nose being his mother's ashes
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>512496681
>so you admit (thing that does not follow from my post in any way whatsoever)
ESL dribbler moment

>>512496718
whats your mum's name again? marga? or is it sue?

>>512496776
You know you could have simply said no
Instead you made everything possible to not deny the allegation
LMFAO
I guess it's true
You really are a paki gyppo twink kek

>>512496784
josh calm down mate it's not that deep
you're looking for trouble
sleep it off you'll be in a better headspace tomorrow morning

Who put 10p in the Argentine melty machine?
Fess up

>>512496837
I'm going to go with marga

is this another episode of "blockwog tries to curry favor with the anonymongs who doxxed and ridiculed him" episode? bored of reruns.

>>512496904
ngl though the retarded paki has done a number on the runcorn paedophile

>>512496021
>that woman appreciated you
>kurki ain't cheap
She has been picking that forest since 1945. Her dad claimed the house after returning from nazi slave camps and just kept it.
Every morning she goes to the forest and comes out at lunchtime with kilos.
She has sacks of the stuff everywhere. Dries it herself on the windowsills. It's manna.
£6 for 350g in Tesco. She's got thousands of kilos at any time and just hands out carrier bags to friends and families.
I tried to tell her she could make a fortune. She didn't care.
Those were just the kurki. Every day she came back with some other choice mushrooms she used to fry up in homemade butter and served with eggs from her mental chickens.
My fucking mouth waters typing this.

>>512496873
you've got a bee in your bonnet lad
i didn't say shit about your mum you brought her up for no reason

>>512496904
And an lonely Argentine brainlet shits up the general thread.
It's a crossover episode.

>>512496889
Why is he snorting josh's mums ashes?

Do other threads have to deal with the same sort of nameBAME spam we get?

>>512496958
Hilarious that you're still melting down from your 'isis' fuck up earlier.
Truly a brainlet.

>>512496940
>thousands of kilos
cor you're making her sound like one of those innocent looking grannies who somehow has a shed full of ganja

vintage boggy lol

>>512496718
It's a chicken but 'free range' doesn't really cover it. Free range chicken is raised in a field on commercial feed.
These chickens did what they liked and ate all sorts.
They are tough meat but cooked slow they taste fucking awesome.
Eggs are totally different too. Silky.

>>512496988
you've not been in many generals have you?

>>512496953
nothing you say matters anymore, you crossed the threshold

>>512497061
mm sounds nice
do they fly too?
(i'm having a laugh)

>>512497041
>italian passport
you really are retarded lol

>Russia might not bomb us now
Suffering

>>512496988
No
mods don't care about us so it's ignored

Tired and need to go to bed but also too tired to be bothered to move.

>>512497090
You won't do shit.
You literally won't.

Blockwog la you should double down and dare the retarded jewish paedophile to do something

>>512497097
wheres the good ending where he curb stomps her head?

>>512497090
>threshold
lad what are you going to do?
track my mum down?
are you ok?
let's just move on and go with "this isn't actually josh posting" because if you keep on like this i have your full name, address, and photos of your face mate so let's just leave it ok?

>>512497160
my mum isn't even in the country anyway she's living it up in lake comp for the forseeable

>>512497182
He's gonna track your mum down then ask her if she has any minor daughters she can nonce

>>512497182
you're panicking
I'm going to show you what happens when you think you can doxx yourself, your family, post drugs and parrot antisemitic tropes and insults day in day out online
you need help before you cross someone genuinely dangerous and drag your family into it mate

>>512496940
>her mental chickens
Elaborate?

Britpol is the least based thread on /pol/ and uncoincidentally the most jewish.

>>512497220
como*

i remember blockos sister - what a lass.

>>512497242
>you need help before you cross someone genuinely dangerous and drag your family into it mate
oh so you won't do shit
gotcha
KEK

>>512496988
Yes. And the argie retard also goes to other generals to spread whatever mental condition he has.

>>512497242
if you are josh you literally have no leg to stand on

>gobbo crying about antisemitism
lmfao

>>512497254
is she still single?

>>512497314
Neck yourself you obsessed retard

>>512497246
strange manifestation of schizophrenia that one

>>512497105
yes you were seething that it was hard to get an italian passport, so you decided to pursue a polish passport instead, you were desperate to get into the EU lol

>>512497314
not true this is the worst thread on the entire website with the absolute worst posters
no contest

>>512497384
literally not even me LMFAO

>>512497327
dunno don't care

does anyone know if raffies sister is still single???

Everyone in this thread was bullied at school and has no irl friends, loser faggots

>>512497034
Mate, the house would collapse if you took the 60 years of jarred pickles out of her basement. They're structural.
She was a food machine. Her polish cheesecakes were fucking legendary.
Her fish soup was something else too. Every few months her brother would hook a wire up to the overhead electric cable and drop it in the stream out front of the house. Everything living would float to the surface.
She'd scoop it up. Set a big pot boiling and 3 days later fish soup so fucking tasty.
Took me 3 months to try it. It sounds disgusting but watching every other person chowing down for months. I eventually tried it.
First in the queue after that. Elbows out and everything.
That was some tasty fucking shit.

>>512496718
most pheasants in the uk are not wild, they are bred and released for game, retard

>>512497384
lmao he writes like such a latam retard too
>aca

>>512497423
i shall ask her raf

>>512497473
it's not me you paki retard kek

>>512497316
josh has no family

>>512497438
nah mate she's dead in love with a 6'5" suffolk lad and they've moved down under to work on a cattle farm or sommat

>>512497422
sure thing m8 lol
>tengo sangre judia
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA

How do you spend a year complaining about a £22 billion pound black hole, only to turn it into a £51 billion pound black hole?

dench in? you on fb lad? wanna send you something, you'll kek

>>512497097
Why are they trying to steal that poor man's bike?
Middle class gangs are out of control!

>>512497557
you're really fucking desperate lmfao
I guess I really did get under your skin

>>512497458
haha that's the most redneck fishing method i've yet heard of
>>512497466
mate i grew up eating them as i lived in the countryside
it's called humor

>>512497523
do you mind if i post her facebook so the lads here all have a chance at convincing her otherwise? i reckon we'd all make better bfs

>>512497099
>do they fly too?
They do. Short distances. They're cunts. Proper hard hens.

>>512497360
>>512496992
I have absolutely no desire to talk to you, you're as thick as pig shit and probably smell like it too.
About as useful as single ply loo roll.
Fortunately, you'll drink yourself to death alone in your hovel soon and no one will have to deal with you any more.
Now fuck off.

>>512497483
right yeh but i warn u now she's useless with tech and probably has over 1000 unread notifications on her facebook alone
you'll be waiting a long time for a response

>>512497663
>I have absolutely no desire to talk to you
>every single post on every single thread talking to our about me
Nice self awareness you indian brainlet.
Kys.

>>512497242
>parrot antisemitic tropes
Polly has pissed off the idf.

Fat retard has confused insulting someone with talking to them.
Figures that's all he's ever had in life.

>>512497628
i'd rather u didn't
>>512497659
sounds hectic mate
couldn't deal with flying chickens
they're annoying enough without that ability

>>512497595
soon as he swung his leg over she should have just given him a good shove, she did well though good on her, always resist just like that wigger faggot namebame should have done when the nigger put his cock up his arse

creasing at gobbo crying about antisemitism kekerinos

>>512497765
That's another one.
No wonder you're lonely kek.
Kys.

>>512497246
They were wild chickens, they were mental.
Fighting passing cars (about 1 a day on the dirt track)
Attacking you for no reason.
Like bogdan, but chickens.
Like bogdan.

>>512497620
>it's called humor
hilarious, you're priceless aren't you
>humour
wojak drinking tea.jpg

there has got to be a way to make this stop

jockwog still seething lol

>>512497565
Have you ever leaned over to have a look and then something falls out of your shirt pocket?

>>512497416
Should I post some lamps to pretend there's some culchur?

>>512497881
go to runcorn and kill josh

>>512497842
just picturing a bald polish spacker strutting around like a chicken right now squaring up to passing cars
great mental image
that said i've done that once and got absolutely wrecked
would not recommend squaring up to cars

Creasing at blocko being addicted to snorting josh's mums ashes ngl

>>512497416
good to be recognised as being top of my game lad
appreciate it

>>512497956
replace polish with pakistani and you'll have yourself

spilman...spilman.... where have i heard that name before....

>>512497466
They're also really fucking annoying. They wait until you're almost standing on them then ROARK! ROARK! Fucking cunts. Scare the shite out of a man. Nearly fell off Ben Alder because of one.
They could just move away when they hear you coming but instead do maximum fright.

>>512498028
spilbergestein

>>512498004
bastard bitch
i fuck you bloody!

>>512497996
I sincerely hate you

> the white powder around my nose being his mother's ashes
that one really got under his skin lmao.

if i ever get my hands on Marina im gonna lick her from head to toe real slow like corrrrrrr, she'll like that

>>512498028
dunno lad di u used to go to dulwich college?

mariana 'the trench' spilman

>>512497565
It's a particular quirk of the labour party.
It's how we ended up with thatcher.
I still remember my dad left us in Glasgow to go to London in his Talbot sunbeam to go protest at the time.
He came back a week later and pointed himself out on the telly.
Big thing in those days, only 3 channels.

>>512498126
join the club friendo
>>512498140
most pakistani coded post in this thread so far tbqh

>>512498236
noncench is literally a paki tbf

>>512497771
It's disappointing the two men didn't stand tall but I suppose, why should they?
Probably get jailed.
It wasn't her bike anyway. She hasn't ridden a bike in a generation.

>>512498188
dench is gonna fill that trench

who tf is dench
i just reasoned he was another one of josh's imaginary friends but i can't figure it out

>>512497956
I've only ever squared up to two cars and one motorbike.
All had blue lights on top and I paid for each one dearly.
Don't recommend.
Still having issues from the concussion one gave me.

>>512497956
Bogdan isn't actually polish, he's a spic without any sense of ethnicity or nationality that got a polish passport and now says he's 'from poland'.
Cunt can't even speak polish and has been on holiday there once.

>>512498419
im your new bro in law baby

>>512498419
Dench is a way of being.

>>512498517
How did he get the passport?
You think poland hands out passports to brown retards like yourself?
KEK

>>512496600 (OP)
Checked
https://youtu.be/7JF_tFeWITs?si=GX7C35jynGFmsTNf

>>512498419
this retard on picrel

Can't help but feel very pessimistic about the state of the UK at the moment lads, been living in Australia for 3 years, will be heading back to my homeland of Cornwall next year. I hope and pray Cornwall is safe from the hordes of invading islamic sandniggers for years to come.

>>512498236
do something about it then loser
why do you waste so much time here where you're not wanted

>>512498458
a police car surely wonmt ram you tho...
in my case it was some rando in a red hatchback and i was doing hitler salutes while verging on blackout one time and he completely went for it
came to a while later in the back of a police car
had to have a brainscan as they were worried i had a bleed

woke up yesterday with 40 quid in debt and no food in the fridge
ended the day with a full fridge and 38 quid left
all thanks to the 'orses

>>512498674
They've spread out from Dover. Now landing in great Yarmouth possibly from Belgium or Netherlands.
When they realise Cherbourg then Cornwall is fucked.
I give it a month.

>>512498688
checked

bogdan has no idea how badly i've done him
just keeps wheeling out his little image macro again and again kek

>>512498811
blessed luck

>>512498836
kek hilarious how much that image makes you seethe

>>512498811
lingling cry

see what i mean

lmao

>>512498834
answer the question

>>512498811
who are you hiring where it costs 2 quid to butcher a horse?!?

>>512498836
Cunt barely understands anything. The sheer volume of no u he puts out is unbelievable.

>>512498927
>1pbtid
loooool

>>512498811
>full fridge
>all thanks to the 'orses
Does lingling even know how to cook horse?

>>512498955
>3pbtid
laawwwll

>>512498955
2 now. You fucking mong.

>>512498923
>>512498992
imagine being this esl

>>512499004
>>512499027
fucked that up you fucking loser.
kek.

>>512498822
As much as they are spreading out like you are saying, it seems (from over here at least) that resistance against them is growing rapidly, which is a start. I have always felt lucky down south, like we have managed to dodge them so far, thar said I noticed more diversity in my hometown when I last visited.

1pbtid

>>512498921
mate i'm chronically bored and unemployed and actually have a pretty spiteful and nasty side this place works for light relief i guess

>seething at jokes he'll never understand
chernobog level melty

cauldron is a good lad i hope he escapes the icy clutches of the dreaded beast from the east soon

>>512499077
oh my god you utter ESL spastic

>I wasn't pretending to be retarded
>it was a joke, laaaaads!!!
KEK.
Poor little guy.

>>512499128
but you've doxxed your sister and now i'm in love with her

>>512499162
what's esl about pointing out your blatant samefagging?

>>512499128
yeah no shit you're nasty that's why I don't want you here

>>512499205
I thought you only liked men

>>512499136
how long has "the beat from the east" been a common phrase?
used to hear it from geordie lads all the time and had never heard it used before that

>>512498923
Topkek

>>512499252
>"the beat from the east"
That's what I ask for at the thai parlour.

>>512499230
tough titties

>>512499281
FUCK

>>512499270
oi. I did a good one too: >>512498992

>>512499329
yeah I ask for that after

>>512499283
but you're lying about the reason: the real reason is 4chan is another addiction and you have zero impulse control
sort yourself out and fuck off

don't thin cauldron would say 'orses' - false cauldron

>>512498791
>a police car surely wonmt ram you tho...
Depends how well they know you. Police are usually grand with people. If you've pissed them off enough though..
I have issues from childhood where my dad used to handcuff me so he could whip me with a horse whip.
I'm generally fine but put handcuffs on me when I've been drinking and all bets are off.
That particular night got me jailed and if I put my head back 10 degrees my world melted and felt like my body was spinning 360.
I developed vertigo from it which is a pain in the arse.
I used to wake up naked in the spacker cell with a full time bobby watching me sleep on a chair.
Eventually my solicitor got through to them and they took me to the psyche ward instead.
Haven't done that in years though. Past life.
Police are just people with power and they treated me how I treated them.
I don't envy what they do. Shit job.

>>512499421
yeh alright i'll just stare at the telly instead then shall i

>>512498992
>lingling
I bet she could cook a cat.

>>512499500
>I have issues from childhood where my dad used to handcuff me so he could whip me with a horse whip.
lmao

>>512499027
There's a reason multiple generals tell you you're a stupid fucker who needs to kill himself.
You should think about that.

>>512499643
why did you reply to yourself? freudian slip? LMFAO.

>>512499697
he knows he is a stupid fucked that needs to kill himself.

>>512499111
Checked
>Start
Aye it's started. Going to get messy before it gets better though. There will be a lot of blood I think.
Personally, I'd stay where you are until it's over.
Unless you want to be part of it?

>he still responded to it
He knows it's true lmfao. Stupid fucker.

Just inherited like 100 grand, doubles will determine what i spend it on

Pokadonkey ryenau

nice on you telling yourself to kill yourself.
kek

>>512499793
Babestation

>>512499793
a 20% deposit on a house

>>512499793
dench

>>512499812
I think he should follow his own advice and kill himself.
Kek

>>512499500
yeh fair enough
i have had similar experience with cops
one time i was sleeping in church doorway and the police checked on me and they were like "who are you? where do you live?" and my instinct was to fucking bolt it
they caught up with me and wrestled me down and i woke up in a fucking cell again
i was advised to go no comment so i only ended up with a caution despite having ellegedly kicked the female officer while they tried to subdue me
feel your pain lad that hand cuff thing growing up sounds horrid
my dad never really beat on me but i had a very tough upbringing compared to a lot of kids my age who grew up with parents in similar tax brackets
the thing is i kinda understand it
most kids aren't really parented or disciplined at all and they grow up to either be completely gormless idiots or literal sociopaths
i'm glad i wasn't allowed to watch telly or hang out with certain kids i guess but my dad was so fucking imposing
no wonder i ended up who i am

>>512499793
Wifi buttplugs

>>512499793
a cheeky trip to ibiza with the boys

>>512499252
It was a storm in 2016 or maybe 2017?
Frozen the fuck out of Scotland. Killed loads of deer. I remember walking 10k up a land rover track beside loch ericht from dalwhinnie to alder lodge.
Every 10m you could smell the sickly smell of a dead, decomposing deer.
They came down to the loch for water and froze to death.
Was horrific. I've still got an antler I pulled off a big lad somewhere.

>>512499852
Got one

>>512499857
Judi?

>>512499793
male strippers for the homeless

>>512499877
you remind me of jelly
a gelatinous creature

Business Idea: male strippers for the homeless

>>512499936
Good call, no mates tho

>>512499963
Not v considerate towards our new afghan britons

>>512499877
>but i had a very tough upbringing compared to a lot of kids my age who grew up with parents in similar tax brackets
lol shut the fuck up faggot

>>512499606
Aye. It's kind of funny if you weren't there when you were 7.

>>512500016
>Not v considerate towards our new afghan britons
Thats true, but the type of male strippers they like are too young.

:)

>>512499954
yeh that's it, my second year of uni, i remember it well cus my geordie friends were making jokes about some eastern european pisshead who tramped around newcastle and they called him the beast from the east

>>512499877
You sound half caste

>my dad used to rape me in my sleep
>yeah I had a tough upbringing too, I didn't get as many christmas presents as the other kids on my tax bracket
What a fucking retard blocko is lol

blocko needs to understand that his menthol elves come from him being pakistani

>>512500066
Alright so apart from weimar boys for afghan benders what am i spending it on srsly. No idea how money works

>>512500145
this, it's not his upbringing but his wog blood

Why doesn't the UK have any great contemporary thinkers like Jordan Peterson?

>>512500169
Stick it in bitcoin and in 6 months it will be worth nearly double.

it's kinda funny how blockos sister looks perfectly fine but blocko is a literal paki
I think he's adopted.

>>512499959
>Got one
keep it that way, capiche?!

>>512499983
how?
>>512500024
fuck off my dad once slapped me so hard my jaw ached for three days
tbf tho i did smash a plate in an argument so had it coming
i had to do a lot of work for him on the house and in the garage and garden
they really pushed me as a kid you know and punished me a lot

that's pretty much unheard of these days in the upper middle classes which is why they're all complete flowers and even boarding schools these days are soft touches

>>512500217
corrr come closer sis

>>512500262
>fuck off my dad once slapped me so hard my jaw ached for three days
Bet he broke his fingers and all

>>512500199
Jordan petetson is a gangstalker

>>512500262
>>512500262
>i had to do a lot of work for him on the house and in the garage and garden
LMAO you're such a little bitch fucking soft faggot you fucking disgust me

>>512500096
most half black kids had no father figure tho
you're talking out yer arse
>>512500217
whatever

>>512500337
lmao you're clearly a chav who grew up with weeds growing out of his doorframes and gutters and rotting beams in the attic

>>512500321
nah he's a White Hat

>>512500111
My dad never raped me mate. He was just a vicious cunt who would whip me if I did anything wrong.
He had very demanding expectations on how I should pick up dogshit from the garden or set the coal fire or strip paint from doors or rewire stuff under the floorboards or wash dishes or be respectful to my step mother and shit.
The rapes started when social work took me out of there for my protection.
2 days after actually. Wick children's center.

>>512500505
bloody hell mate that's dire
people are fucking monsters sometimes
hope life has sorted itself out majorly for you

lot of crappy people in this thread e.g this cunt >>512500337

>>512500210
I last bought bitcoin at 560 quid. Seriously

>>512500619
Doesn't matter
buy it and never stop.

>>512500607
contributed more than your 1pbtid self congratulatory wank

>>512500662
>namefag
>blogposting
just use your discord vent channel.

>>512500662
It's the argie doing his best to get attention. he's a petulant child who needs to actually fuck off.

inb4 he tries again with me.

>>512500661
Should i sell this?

just want bogdan to post a new vocaroo ffs

he fucked it

>>512500776
no. just buy more.
Unless you think you have enough (you don't)

>>512500815
kek

>>512500833
nah buy random low mcap shitcoins and wait for them to buss

>>512500765
>muh argie
no idea what you're talking about. absolutely mindbroken.

>>512500805
he's a sympathetic figure.

>>512500571
>bloody hell mate that's dire
That was the better times. It got a lot worse from 12-16.
Such is life.
I've done ok. Got a few good years and some family of my own. Got my own business.
I only come here because the people I deal with daily see me through blinkered eyes.
I fucking hate this place but there's a big part of me that BELONGS here.
I wish it didn't.
I'm 15 years here I think. Hated every minute of it but the rest of my life is just pretending and I'm sick of having to be this schizo.

>>512500833
Well my accountant has already fucked me on the inheritance but ok ill bring my cost basis from about 500 quid to eighty grand lol. I lost a load in mt gox too, probably about 5 million quid these days lmao. Not very imaginative on what to spend this cash on desu, been there done that

>>512500805
He's been mocked so much about his supposed 'funny voice' that he won't dare now. Cus he's a pussy.

>>512500776
What is it?

>>512500815
>billions of migrant boats every day
>"WOOOOOOWWWWW how could someone mistake a legit boat for a wog boat?? HUMILIATED BIGOTS BTFO!!!!!"

>>512501014
Btc in a coinbase i forgot abt for nearly 10 years

>>512500986
Mt box has been paying out for a while. Nobody lost.
It's one of the least losers in crypto.

>>512501007
Where's your vocaroo then, pussy?

>no u
wonder if that ever works for him

>>512501127
Instruct me on how i can get my wallet back and you can have some lol. I put a load of business cash in there

>>512501087
Would $500 change your life?
If not, leave it another 10.
If so, cash your win.

>>512501172
Clearly not
As you're too much of a pussy to post a vocaroo
Guess you know you'll get bullied kek

>>512500978
glad things worked out a bit better
>I fucking hate this place but there's a big part of me that BELONGS here.
>I wish it didn't.
i felt that
i started posting on 4chan at the age of about 14 mate. i shouldn't have done it, i saw the hateposting and general degenerate culture and the loli and gore and reckt and nasty depths of the internet and it kind of fucked me up cus i kept coming back out of morbid curiosity. that's about 15 years ago now.
it's true that it's easy to feel like there's too much "mask wearing" in modern culture. people have to soften every edge, paint over every crack, put on a smile and "rub along" without offending anyone despite everything falling apart around us. it's hard to maintain that posture when the walls close in around you, everyone more hypersensitive and demanding as a result.
the world is so much noise and it's hard to be true to what's right without it costing you everything a lot of the time

Right. I'm off, I've got golf in at 11am.
Night lads.

>>512501201
500 PER BTC mate. I bought a couple of grands worth, so 400k dollars today

>>512501060
yeh obviously
you're missing the point
this is easy meat to do lowe in
he's the most based elected representative by far in the lower house
he's fucked himself
it's terrible optics

(I don't, I just know that golf pisses him off for some reason)

Golfnonce btfo kek

>>512501276
the guy is clearly an idiot for not realising what you meant
400k is a hefty sum tho
you'll get fucked by cgt if u cash in thougheverbeit

>>512501196
You didn't claim in time? Mt Gox is making holders while if they claimed.
At current prices.
I'd hold it out of spite and wait for quantum computing to breach BTC seeds.
Then claim. 10-20 years.
Will be BTC at £1m+ by then.
If I was you I'd be gathering evidence that I bought it for ownership claim later.
Give it a few decades.

she’s called marina spilman because she’ll make a man SPILl iygwim

>>512497106
Living in Britain is existential suffering

>>512501391
The btc can just stay there im not bothered abt that. Wanna know what to do with inheritance ive already been taxed on

>>512501450
I didnt even know you could claim lol i bought loads of btc for a laugh in 2013 then it disappeared with mtgox and i chalked up as a loss

>>512497565
They tried more socialism and it made us poorer, who would have guessed

>>512501564
buy an expensive hand made shotgun lad
that'll be worth loads in a few years if you go to a good manufacturer and if shtf you have a gun

>>512501276
Aye, well. That's a different. You need to seek professional advice if you're able to spot a scammer. 99/100 will do you. Or, do this. Possession in 90% of law. If you can prove you bought them and they haven't moved....
>>512501450

>>512501691
As it happens working on my cert. Got a great range with a load of country boys rattling 22s and black powder off. Also got a naughty lil deact 9mm, very legal. Behind 7 boxes gchq dw

>>512501321
>you're missing the point
that the media will stomp out fascism even more because media ziopuppet #84236623 FAFO and LeopardsAteHisFace?

>>512501564
A lot of lads got rich from mt gox. They lost a few quid, claimed in anger and forgot.
A decade later they got 6 figures.
Mt gox held what they would have sold for 2x..
Proper crypto lads like myself who ground through 10 years hate these guys.
Good luck to you.

>>512501714
400k in coinbase wallet (actually transferred mycelium wallet), the mtgox btc in is in the millions today but no idea what any of the creds are or how to claim. Back then there was no ID or owt so got an email and thats about it. Mate i used to buy btc in person on localbitcoins lol

>>512501691
You'll be lucky to 10x your money on a shotgun in a century.
Unless it's very special. .

>>512501800
you could get a purdey for 100k but then again you need to be in the click for that kind of shooter
they don't even advertise their prices

>>512502012
you're right but they retain value fairly well
and, like i said, you have a gun

>>512501992
>Mate i used to buy btc in person on localbitcoins lol
Yeah, but did you keep up? Obviously not.
I don't understand. It's in coinbase?
If it's in coinbase you can sell it. What do they tell you when you try? I'm assuming you've tried?

>>512502153
He'd be better off buying gold and some good kitchen knives.

YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS

>>512502277
mate you don't need to spend more than a grand on a set
i have 4 zwilling black handles that are great and they were like 200

>>512502208
Imagine it's something about Larps and spastics

>>512502089
Fuck that my range boy is gonna sign off on my S1 then we can get some proper toys

>>512502208
Circa 4btc in mycelium wallet from a coinbase purchase 10yr ago. Roughly 20btc in mtgox circa 2013, no idea where that is or how to get

>>512502354
It usually is, but I'm a charitable sort for some reason. You never know.

>>512502375
Your 4 BTC in mycelium should be accessible. Do you have your seed?
20 BTC in mtgox you should speak to a specialist crypto lawyer.

>>512502597
Ive got the mycelium seed, wasnt talking about that cos that's just sat there while i figure out how to avoid tax. Gone are the days you could trade someone on paypal. Ok will do, i assumed it was all dead and buried. Funny thing is it was me and my boss' money which i advised him to speculate on lmao. We laugh about how fucking rich we'd be when we get pissed

>>512502759
Also has /pol/ ditched flags?

>>512502343
>have 4 zwilling black handles that are great and they were like 200
Overpriced tat. You could have got a full victorinox chef set for that money.
Or some VERY special knives second hand at auction.
Pictured is 1/3nd of my victorinox (I was cooking today the rest are waiting wash)
£100 I paid.
Every chef I worked with in 20 years in 2-5* hotels used these same knives.

>>512503061
i'm not a chef mate i like zwilling my family always used them and they are super aesthetically pleasing too
mine are in a waxed cotton case - chefs knife, standard, paring, and short veg. including the case i think i paid under £200. excellent german steel and no marks after five years

>>512503061
Nothing beats an absolute beater of a chefs knife from nisbets. I bash them about like its going out of fashion and they stay sharp for ages. Brand knives are for faggots unless you're buying sheffield handmade

bump before brit/pol/ dies

undeniably the best looking three piece you can get

>>512502759
If you're looking to avoid tax then use suissegold.ch
Buy gold bullion in 1oz increments direct with BTC.
Get it delivered to an address.
Sell it wherever you need to. Gold is cash in EVERY country.
Under £10k didn't used to be reportable but I cashed out a while ago so check. Idk.
I can vouch for John Christopher. (Suissegold owner)
I've been dealing with him since 2006.
He doesn't head things up anymore but he's still the main man.
I get Christmas cards from Lucerne every year.
Buy gold with your crypto, stay outside aml limits.
Cash gold anywhere, anytime.
Small, easily transported.
Otherwise..,
There's the Jewish quarter in Bucharest, Romania.
They'll cash out crypto but keep your wits about you. Take security.
It's Jews in Romania.
Two words of getting ripped off if you aren't careful.
You can buy vouchers direct from crypto too. Vouchers for everything. Flights, hotels, brands etc. Bitrefill is your friend.
It's not hard to dodge taxes.
There's other ways but this is the best for 4 BTC.
If you free up the other 20 ask me again.

i like straight thru tang and the weight distribution is perfect
also did i mention they look sexy as fuck

>>512503258
These are what nisbets sells.

>>512503574
No
https://www.s-staniforth.co.uk/chef-knife-set/92-4-piece-gourmet-set-chef.html

>>512503601
Fantastic advice ty. Anything that will move that btc without giving a dime to this nigger country

>>512503648
I struggle to take anything you say seriously when you fail to punctuate.

>>512503769
sorry i don't agree
i like straight tangs and the gold looks tacky and i can see from the photo i would not enjoy the weight distribution

that said this is highly subjective, i learnt to cook with zwilling knives so they always just feel right in the hand for me

>>512500815
>he fucked it
Sink everything in the channel.

Turn it into a moist DMZ like a pakis cunt that no one dares go near.

>>512503855
You can't cook

>>512503855
It's brass you daft sod, so it doesn't rust. Do u even metalworking

>>512503781
guess you never read hemingway or cormac mccarthy then
anyhow whatever it's only a dot or a little squiggle it's hardly make or break especially on 4chan
i have used dots and squiggles in my essays and other academic work

>>512503769
Just be sure to click currency and select BTC. You have to scroll down to find it. Once selected even the postage and insurance is priced in BTC.
Once you commit, price is locked in. No fluctuations. It's priced at the time. If gold or BTC moves it's their problem.
I've put about £100k through them since 2006.
They offer storage in a swiss vault too which I've used in the past. They're as trustworthy as Baird's of London. (Queens bank) Who put me onto them.

>>512503908
>1pbtid
actually i get loads of compliments on my cooking and a lot of my recipes are traditional family affair from the continent so like i'm going to listen to some british go shite lecture me about cuisine
>>512503921
yeh but it's gold coloured init

>>512503998
gobshite*
is it just me or has apple changed their keyboard layout with the recent update because i'm making so many typos on my phone it's getting annoying
maybe i'm just retarded tho

>>512503998
you can't cook
>>512504052
yeah you're just retarded

>>512503978
For the money i think ill give em a ring. Not trusting romanians tho

>>512503998
Its brass coloured you donut. Stainless steel plate for the blade, brass for the bit that rubs against your sweaty hands. As if you defer to the krauts when our people invented cutlery manufacture

>>512503922
Lad. I read an entire library when I spent a few years in jail. They once reported me to the screws because they thought I was stacking books to attempt an escape.
I read like you wouldn't believe.

and no, i don't "even metalworking"
it's not the 14th century and there are other jobs now

>55pbtid
Can't cook

>>512504118
You're lucky you weren't born 100 years ago or you'd have been a minor lord's catamite

>>512504118
>there are other jobs now
Until you have one of those you're just another mental 'elf internet reject posting on 4chan.
You're an interesting enough lad. Got some knowledge.
Stop being a fuck up and do something with it.
Sort out your speakers for a start.
;)

>>512504081
lmao enjoy your picky bits you absolute pleb
might make a cassoulet tomorrow just to spite you
>>512504101
see this is the thing i hate most about britain, if you lived here you'd swear people were just cutting meat with flint until the oh so great english man invented the bladed article
do one half of our words are literally either french, latin, greek, or borrowed from countless other languages
also the fork was first popularized by greeks
>>512504103
do they even have good books in jail or is it all pop romance or tom clancy dross?

>>512504308
cooklet

>>512504205
>Raf in ID
I've done you and you haben't even realised
>>512504307
kinda resent not having work tbqh it feels like education was a total scam and being good at maths and science is just a total waste of effort when you should have just got an apprenticeship as a plumber

>>512504103
Also blood merid is fucking based, never read owt like the indian attack chapter

>>512504308
Mate we literally invented several crucible steel processes, stainless steel and were responsible for a large proportion of the world's cutlery output for decades. The rest of the world WERE leagues behind us. Bowie knife was sheffield too

>>512504422
>haben't
can't cook and can't spell

The only way we can stop foreign monkeys from coming here is to colonise/recolonise their place of origin so they don't have a reason to come here

>>512504348
ffs cooking is easy tho i can't understand how most british people struggle and someone who can make a lasagne (probably not a lasagne) is lauded as the local whizz in the kitchen
all u need is a pot and some ingredients it's literally fucking intuition
that said i make a mean venison pie and know how to make rabbit taste good so that's something i guess

>>512504308
Mostly pish prison books from Americans who thought their sentence deserved writing about.
Paperback booklet pish.
After a while the librarian would take me seriously and order books from district libraries for me.
I'm not joking when I left with 7ft of books for a week they reported me as an escape risk.
Thought I was going to use them as a stool or something. Had to go on report to the governor.
I read a lot on 23hr bang up. 3 years at 23hrs is a LONG time.

>>512504540
>ffs cooking is easy
and you can't do it

>>512504540
What's with the weird self hate. Are you that half caste from earlier

>>512504438
You'd love my new cutlery collection I bought last week. Hang on. I'll change I'd to come off incognito.
Can't post pics on incognito.

>>512504623
yeah it's the paki

>>512504665
Dont dox yourself in this day and age pal

fancy some clunge

>>512504712
he's already face doxxed himself
he's a bald nonce

Boggys about to start seething about anons pastries again isn't he?

>>512504751
Thought you killed yourself per your own advice?

Bump limit, new thread pls. Im the oldest cunt here so im not doing it

>>512504438
like i said, we seem to take credit for everything as a way of coping with reduced sense of importance in the workd today... not an attractive trait

i won't deny the effect of the industrial revolution in northern england on many steelmaking processes but the processes themselves weren't uniquely english

i found this excerpt from wikipedia that kinda supports what i'm saying

and besides, i've given plenty of valid reasons why i prefer my knives, aesthetics, weight distribution, handfeel, material. who cares if they're german. viktorinox is german

>>512504741
Nope. I left a bad reflection on a lamp.
I'm bald at 50yo.
You still think this bothers me when I grow 3ft long grey pubes from my dick root?
I'm 50. I'm bald.
You don't have my face and I'm not fixed after being online since the 90s.
Prick.

>>512496600 (OP)
the modern society retrofitted buildings subsequently because of impact of the stone

>>512504623
i'm not half caste tho
you'd never call someone half swiss half caste so why would u call someone half spanish that

>>512504893
i have your face

louis pasteur and his processed food ruined the natural food

A nice set of Richards of Sheffield stainless steel.
Teak handled steak knives and forks.
In a carved teak case.
Beautiful bit of kit. 1960ish.
65yo.

>>512504864
Of course they were you daft sod. Look up bessemer process, firth vickers. Man was messing about with steel for millenia but it was the Englishman that transformed the process

>>512504950
you're half paki tho

>>512504953
Post it fat lad.

>>512505125
you posted these the other day
teak is nice but they look a bit old timey i can't lie
i like black handles personally and showing off your cutlery is tres gauche

>>512505125
You mean richardsons yeah?

>>512505122
louis pasteur mentally insane

>>512505142
>Englishman
British man actually.
Scots invented everything., English financed it.
The Jews of the day. It's why Hitler and Stalin hated you.

Boggy seethes at these for some reason. They make him really angry.

>>512505142
>catalan forge
i've done you with a rudimentary skim of wilipedia

>>512505145
yeh hilarious lad

>>512505317
Did you find them in a toilet?

envy

>>512505347
half paki half moroccan iirc?

>>512505194
Nope. If was a couple of German lads formed a company then relocated to Sheffield around the first world war.
They got interred during the second because Germans.
Factory is famous for quality scissors and novelty penknives which are highly collected.
Cutlery is rare and high quality.
Rare and high quality is what I do.
It's not fashionable to you BUT mid century modern is on trend right now.
Middle class women will flick their bean while buying this off me. For monies. I will 4x my money on this.

>>512505516
i've been called a paki probably 50 times today alone
your words have no effect
your wife would likely elope with me, at least if she wasn't as ugly as you are... i have these things called standards, an alien concept to many in these isles when it comes to sex

>>512505599
>i've been called a paki probably 50 times
why do you think this is?

>>512505399
No in England we keep food in the kitchen you rancid moron.

>>512505540
they were from solingen apparently
that's where my cut throat razor is from

>>512505654
>sar in england sar
You're fresh off the boat I assume?

>>512505635
>1pbtid
because i said i was half spanish and some cunt ran with "hurr you're basically a paki then" and like anything on this board it was picked up and parroted ad nauseum by other brainless cunts

i'm clearly not pakistani

>>512505733
no it's because you look like one
>>512505654
alri ranjet la

This teak cased set has a bit of water damage to the top of the case. I'll send it and wax it and it will look awesome.
1hrs work.
Newbridge. Sheffield. A silver cutlery company. Highly respected. In the 60s they made some stainless steel to try and save their business as demand dropped.
Rare, high quality.

>i'm clearly not pakistani
[x]

>>512505762
fuck off literally nobody irl has ever said this
it's a weird fixation people have got because it's bait and i keep biting
i know full well i don't look paki
also know full well from my ancestry tests that i'm pretty much entirely western european

It's a nice 6 place setting. With steak knives.
That's two middle class women with their husbands credit cards flicking the bean.

>post food
>He starts talking about toilets
Mentally challenged and rancid individual.

>>512505843
it's not bait, people from outerpol that don't even know you have called you a paki multiple times, maybe not a paki specifically but you definitely look middle eastern

>>512505818
i've been told i look many things... french, italian, spanish, greek... literally nobody has ever said pakistani
it's just stupid trolling at the end of the day

>>512505870
you call that food? ffs suckdeep

>>512505919
>spanish, greek..
middle eastern, indian, moroccan, arabic, black
kek

>talk about mentally challenged and rancid individuals
>He replies
Kek

>>512505898
fuck yourself man i literally couldn't care less
most of the responses on /int/ last night were along the lines of "i've never seen a pakistani that looks like this"
you know full well what you're spouting is bollocks and you're just on the wind up

>>512505979
I specifically mentioned the "food" part though? Done yourself raj.
KEK

>>512506007
>most of the responses on /int/ last night were along the lines of "i've never seen a pakistani that looks like this"
Those were 2 or 3
All the others were calling you some sort of wog kek

This set is Viners of Sheffield.
Designed by Gerald Benney.
I paid £10 for this box. I'll get £100 for it. Need to clean and tidy it but it's a 64 piece set in a popular design.

What a fat, weird unemployed unwashed virgin moron.

>>512505976
drink bleach

What a rancid toilet eater.

>>512506058
alright josh
whatever helps ya sleep at night

>>512506178
>gets btfo
>you must be josh reeeeeee
useless wog

>>512506134
How else do you think he achieved his brain damage?

>>512506134
pour bleach in your skin maybe you'll stop looking like a paki kek

>>512506241
#IndianInternetDefenceForce

Some proper Sheffield. Solid silver. Kids cutlery. Carrs of Sheffield. Still going I think.

>replied
So he identifies as having brain damage
Kek

Wogs united

>>512506358
indian seethe is so feminine, like I imagine you doing a bobblehead while passive aggressive malding lmfao

>>512506321
The fat incel retard is gonna be seething cus his set is plastic.

>>512506439
raj, why do you have a picture of beef saved in your device?
very bad Saar Vishnu will be mad

>>512506358
Brain damage happens lad. I have brain damage.
I'm not a dick about it.
If you'd like to try it I can provide it.

>>512506439
you can clearly see that's metal kek

>>512506222
youre giving the same bpd energy right now i'm just being honest
>>512506260
yeh because every italian french spanish and greek with a tan looks like a pakistani. you're so full of shit

>>512506492
Oh yeah I didn't see the beef because it was so small.
Lmfao povvo.

>>512506241
i'd imagine his mum choked him as a kid as he was an annoying shit even back then

>>512506548
Same size as your brain, raj?

>Lmfao povvo.
He's fuming

>>512506587
Good on you for fraternizing with fellow indians.
Tbf you're a paki but same shit innit

anyway i'm off to sleep now fuckers
been fun humiliating you

>>512506635
nite ahmed

where did raj go? was having fun bullying the cunt

Gonna stab boggo in the forehead with his plastic knife.

End of thread. I was going to spill my guts and ask for advice too.
Fucking Brit/pol/ useless.

Stand the forks up and slam his face onto them.

>>512506826
>1pbtid
Need an address raj? I'll quarter you then ship you back to india

>>512506861
calm down saaaar

Leave him bleeding from the head and under a motorway bridge.

Cut out his tongue and eyelids and hog tied in the bathtub.

Give him a swirlie with a poo still in the bowl.

>>512506964
I'm gonna give you a colombian necktie

why is the indian retard seething? Kek

I'm going to go to bed and do this at a more reasonable time.
Gnight schizos.

Such a fat incel.