What breed of dog should a white man get? Aside from a German shepherd or Golden retriever.

Get a parrot instead, no shitting, just flies around and is funny

>>512497363 (OP)
Doberman

>>512497363 (OP)
Nigbull

Labs are bis

>smaller dogs
Dachshund or Schnauzer.
>medium sized dogs
Beagle or Australian Cattle Dog.
>larger dogs
Kangal, German Shorthaired Pointer, or Rhodesian Ridgeback.

>>512497363 (OP)
Poodle. They can man up and handle the bites. Or a small dog to cuddle but be wary of breathing problems and frequent sneezing.

>>512497363 (OP)
Dogs and other pets are just a placeholder for children. The reason you want a dog is because you want something to baby.

>>512497363 (OP)
None.
Pets are for fags.
Have kids.

>>512497363 (OP)
White men should be raising their own species, not dogs.

Huskey.

>>512497605
>you can't have dogs and children, only one!!!
Fucking retard.

>>512497605
Left came out as "lesbian" recently
>missed out on being a whore
The creator of this image knew

What are those big dogs called that kill pitbulls?

>>512497614
Basically but the hardest part is finding a quality woman. Women are everywhere but not high quality ones unfortunately. Then you get pets when you got your shit together.

>>512497363 (OP)
You mean to kill and eat?

Doberman is the only answer. Loving, affectionate, loyal, and will kill anyone that threatens your family. I’ve got two at my feet right now.

>>512497701
>Exposing your offspring to dogshit
and filth
Your dogs will eat the food out of their plates like cuckoo birds stealing food from nestlings
>Oh my gosh such heckin cute doggos!!

A Tatu-A'y of course. Man's New Best Friend. An Allodiploid hybrid of Linnaeus's Two-Toed Sloth with some Six-Banded Armadillo chromosomes from MMCT. Can climb, has carapace and dines on Leaves, Insects and Meat.

>>512497767
>Quality women
Just fuck a white bitch. Women are nothing but breeding machines.
Your seed should overcome her weak character, unless you're a fag.

>>512497363 (OP)
German Shepard is the white mans greatest ally

>>512497792
No chang as a pet, you have those in mainland yes?

>>512497822
Imagine being such a faggot you can't control a dog that weighs not even a quarter of what you do. Jesus fucking Christ, lift some weights faggot.

>>512497614
kids with no dog
you are a horrible parent

Apparently it's impossible to have dogs and children at the same time, my apologies

>>512497363 (OP)
Rhodesian Ridgeback

>>512497762
Shotgun slug to the skull.
>>512497838
Yeah right, just forget her 20+ bodycount when she's only 24 bro. That and her army of male friends who can be niggers. She can't cook or boil an egg, who cares, right?

>>512497363 (OP)
Get the biggest dog available and keep it locked up in a high rise apartment 23 hours and 50 minutes a day. Feed it the cheapest kibble money can buy and let it shit in the apartment and don't clean it up.

>>512497363 (OP)
Livestock guardians

Cimarrón.
Loyal, guardian, great with kids, great with family members, they can easily read bad intentions from strangers, etc.
Greatest dog that came out from this country.

>>512497363 (OP)
The more it looks like a wolf and the less it looks like a freak of nature, the better. All good-looking dogs are based.

>>512497363 (OP)
mastiffs, they were bread to defend castles

>>512497526
Dachshunds are cool but mine is getting snappy in her old age, arthritis in the legs makes her cranky.

>>512497997
Yes. You shouldn't give a fuck.
Your seed should be strong enough to erase her past.
My cum is just like primer paint: it brings a fresh start to an old room.

I will raise a pack of these cuties to hunt down shitskins and jews. the dogo argentino, strong, loyal and brave.

>>512497363 (OP)
A black labrador
And name it Nigger.

>>512497363 (OP)
Finnish spitz is a top tier dog race for anyone not looking for a cuddle buddy but a killer and a worker, basically if you live outside city you need one or atleast I did, all the rats and mice will be killed, all the birds you shoot will be fetched and all the elk on your area will be noticed, we bred them good, anything other than a pack of wolves or a bear is not gonna fuck with finnish spitz

>>512497363 (OP)
Dachshund

>>512497363 (OP)
Niggerbull

Especially if you have kids. I heard they're very friendly

>>512497912
Offspring from another species competes with your own offspring for your attention and resources. You are like a Cuckoo bird's host. Dumb dogfag.

i wish i had a choice. im stuck with this retard. he keeps invading ukraine.

>>512498166
Yeah each breeds have their own problems, unfortunately a lot of modern dachshunds have been bred to be way stubbier than they're supposed to be. A lot of them have problems with joints and if they gain a little bit of weight they risk dragging their stomachs on the ground when they walk.
I think there's still people breeding proper ones, though they most likely cost more and are harder to find.

>>512497526
I have a giant schnauzer. Is this acceptable?

>>512498175
You're just a shitposter, got it. You will never be an >>>/adv/ guru, now fuck off.

Only faggots and white women own dogs.
So are you are faggot or a white woman?

>>512498208
Similar to HP Lovecraft…

>>512497762
Tibet mastiff

>>512498339
not exterminating every german was a mistake

>>512497363 (OP)
anything strong enough to kill a shitbull

>>512498311
Yes.

>>512498339
Why is it so common? Seriously. That or you have a white man having kids with a brown woman. This pattern holds unfortunately.

On that note, what do you guys think of Cavalier King Charles Spaniels? They look cool but I hear they could have a slew of problems.

>>512498339
Try to live outside of a city without a dog, you will quickly realize why having a dog is actually awesome

>>512497363 (OP)
Shiba Inu

>>512497363 (OP)
>No dog of Flanders.
Sad.

>>512498339
Exactly. Pic shows the problem with whites in a nutshell. They'd rather raise filthy loud animals than their own offspring. They can't complain about white replacement then.

>>512498331
I don't use that gay board.
Regardless. I've turned monogamous so many polyamorous whores with just one dicking.
You wouldn't believe it.

>>512498394
Yep that's the one

>>512497363 (OP)
A Caucasian Shepard Dog, ofc. I have 3 of my own.

>>512498542
My bad, here's your home boards fag >>>/y/ >>>/hm/ >>>/lgbt/ , now fuck off.

>>512497363 (OP)
Go to the shelter and find a good boy/girl that needs a home

>>512498485
>cops raid your house
>stone fucking drunk
>dog does a bark
>so you're just drunk and your negibors hate you?
>they totally ignore the meth lab

>>512497363 (OP)
How did you know I have a golden retriever??

.t white man

>>512497581
Poodle is the only correct answer.

People have a bad image of them due to the show dogs but the reality is Poodles can do everything every other breed can, and just also happen to be the only breed able to get their hair glammed up too.

Poodles for example, are the only breed other than huskies/malamuts (arctic bred dogs) to complete the Iditarod (that's the 1,000 mile sled dog race in Alaska). They were placing so high and improving positions so much every race that the event banned them because they were passed their $$$ sled dogs were losing.

Poodles are literally the smartest and most well-rounded athletic dogs that exist.

>>512497363 (OP)
I really want a Newfoundland.

>>512498166
Poor girl sorry about your weiner anon

>>512497363 (OP)
Springer spaniel, black lab, german short haired pointer, american staffordshire, australian sheppard, whippit, jack russel,

>>512498339

>>512497363 (OP)
>What breed of dog should a white man get?


A small one so Stacy doesn't try to fuck it.

>>512498687
my lab revives retievers

>>512498204
Gooky looking shitbull. No thanks.

>>512498594

>>512498485
They look like doctor Seuss characters so I approve

Any dog that you're willing to take care of. I can't tell you how frustrating it is to know how many houses I walk passed that I know has a dog living in it, yet the owners never take the dog for a walk. It really sickens me. Lab/retriever mix is based though

>>512497605
>>512497614
>>512497616
>>512498254
>>512498339

>>512498707
thats a bear, but you're not wrong

basset hound or hounds in general

>>512498820
Why is there an upside down can of soda in a glass? The dog looks depressed lmao.

>>512497363 (OP)
Caucasian Shepherd

>>512497363 (OP)
Border Collie
Smart dogs.

the basset hound is the superior race. low, slow, heavy, and smelly.

>>512498952
because he ain't getting any of my steak

>>512498939
Brown people have better instincts than whites is what you're saying?

>>512498594
Sucks if you aren't a literal sheep herder who has to keep a pack of wolves at bay, have a beagle or something, you are an american living in the suburbs you dont need caucasian shepard dogs, you have never even seen a wolf

Why do shitskins hate dogs? The argument of "you are using the dog as a proxy child, that is the only reason to have one" is bunk when the 1950's ideal family always had a lovable pet in the family.

>>512498942
>poor trigger discipline
Upsetting.
>>512499064
>guy in the tree
Table food isn't for pets anyway.

>>512499227
A pet which abided by strict rules.

>>512499124
they are certainly experts at killing eachother

>>512499227
Shitskins lack the ability to tame animals since animals know how evil and disgusting they are so they could never develop a bond with them.

>>512499227
>Why do shitskins ate dogs?
Because they learned from ching, chang, cheng and chong?
Also cats are gods according to many people.

>>512499134
My 3 bedroom apartments pretty big.
I just started breeding and selling Caucasian Shepherds. Well, not on purpose, but my girl and boy ended up mating, so I figure why not make a quick buck from it, you know?

>>512499277
>poor trigger discipline
>/k/ meme
its not poor discipline if you're about to get light the fuck up

>>512499227
Its very simple, genetic memory, white people like cats and dogs because they contributed to our civilization unlike niggers, they gave us a service and we fed them in return, for non whites we give stuff and get nothing in return, dogs and cats are unironically far more valuable than non whites, my cat killed a thousand mice for me, my dog would put his life on the line for my baby, what would brown people do? They would beg me to feed them for nothing in return

>>512497363 (OP)
My dog

>>512499048
I had a basset hound growing up. One day, while we were gone, lightning struck the house and made it catch fire. We showed up to the house while it was in flames, and the fireman told us, "don't worry, your neighbor got your dog. Go get checked into a hotel." We left. Got checked into a hotel. And as soon as we entered the room, the phone rang. My parents confused, answered the phone. "Is this Mr. Anon? This is the vet emergency hospital. Your dog fell into your neighbor's pool and drowned." They did mouth to snout and saved her, but she was basically retarded and it seemed to stunt her growth. She was like the size of a 8 month old basset hound for the rest of her life. Basset hounds can't really swim due to their body type. Keep that in mind if you're looking for one.

>>512497363 (OP)
>I want a dog and I'm white
I'm guessing you want a fat dick in your ass since you gave no other information so probably a mastiff.

>>512497363 (OP)
Hounds, hound dogs are white mens dogs.

>>512499425
Speaking of cats, what is with the chink specific hatred of cats? I'm not saying that they don't treat dogs badly, they do, but there is an autistic hatred of cats to the point of cat torture clubs existing.

>>512499557
good, good dog
>lets invade europe

>>512499439
Yeah I have had that happen to me, I guess you kinda have to right? But still I think those big dogs are used for a purpose, even my 30kg spitz is even though I love the guy, he is here because he is a good hunting dog and a guard dog, everything else is extra

it depends. your dog cant be sexier than you. unless youre a cuck

>>512499227
>1950's ideal family
That nuclear family was sold to you by hollywood. Dog worship culture is a modern phenomenon to capitalize on people's loneliness.

>>512499482
Not a meme and i don't go to /k/. Having a finger on the trigger when safety could be off is a way to shoot one off accidentally and why the fuck people don't let go of the rifle in pics when there's a sling for it anyway? Keeping a finger on trig is just lazy anyway.

>>512497363 (OP)
Every breed has its purpose. Get one that suits your needs.

>>512499638
No fucking clue but extreme low empathy levels in certain subhumans could cause them to torture or kill defenseless beings for no reason.

>>512499727
who do you think is gonna shoot first?

>>512499703
>Dog worship culture is a modern phenomenon
We have cave paintings from 20 000 years ago where dogs are seen as family, this is bullshit, we have roman aristocracy in their tomb with their dog, we have spaniards with literal church wall size fresco of dogs, this is not even a controvercial topic, if you're a white man you have to give part of the credit to dogs

>>512499569
I've seen some swim, but I'm sure it's not easy for them. Maybe it couldn't get out of the pool so it swam until it got tired. They're great dogs that most people overlook because they look goofy. They're usually very healthy and live a long time. Very docile too if not raised for hunting in packs. It would probably be at the top of the list for "dogs least likely to bite someone."

>>512497702
Why is this so true?

>>512499979
the more you type the less you say.

>>512497605
this is the most common millenial couple I see. not even joking. although plenty of them have kids. most of the guys used to be normal in high school but then they fell in love and they are shells of their former self. the women are ironically decent looking as they age because they didn't wall like roasties.

>>512499904
It wasn't a life and death situation. Otherwise, safety goes off and bullets fly off the barrel into the target who can't aim anyway because they shoot sideways like thugs.

>>512497363 (OP)
Great Dane

>>512500326
this is a you problem.

>>512499227
I have 5 kids and still have dogs. It's cope from subhumans.

>>512500388
real guns dont have safety

>>512499685
I was only LARPing as a douchebag. I don't have any Caucasian Shepherd Dogs. Ya caught me. Lol

>>512500260
I could go on for 20 pages straight easily, I wrote my thesis about dogs and men when I studied biology, the ultimate symbiosis

a stray bastard dog

>>512499557
good

>>512500563
>finnish femboy wrote an essay
ill read that someday

>>512500555
Yeah nobody has caucasian shepherd dogs as pets for fun, I mean dumb fucks probably do but they are doing it wrong, if you dont have a flock of sheep you aren't going to need a caucasians shepard, might aswel get a beagle

>>512498854
get a poodle then fag, it would be good for you since it is the most chosen dog by women and faggots

>>512500536
Revolvers are not practical, what next? Do a house raid with a bolt action when niggers spray a PDW?

lets have some completely retarded dogs

>>512500763
They're not uncommon out here in my area (rural) for whatever reason. Decent dogs, a little aloof for a pet in my opinion

>>512500744
Checked, no u wont because its not public and also I will never allow a canadian to call me a femboy, its akin to a swedish man calling a finnish man gay, thats just not a thing that exists irl

>>512497363 (OP)
Yellow lab
borzoi
Rhodesian ridgeback
Rottweiler

>>512497363 (OP)
Aside from the two you mentioned, both fantastic breeds, I would suggest Border Collie, Irish Setter or St. Bernard.
>>512497605
Preferably you want one with your child. Growing up with your dog is a great joy.

>>512497363 (OP)
German shepherds are shit dogs. Inbred to fuck, quick to aggression, all sorts of health problems, and so on.

Goldens are good but they need tons of exercise. I'd say at least 5 miles of walking a day.