Thread 512498439

I have never had someone with this flag be nice to me

They’re miserable from living in such a dump.

>>512498439 (OP)
Brazillians outside of 4tranny are pretty nice. All the bad apples from every country congregate here.

>>512498439 (OP)
They all have curved dicks.

Well, that's mostly because many of them are now under a political persecution that tries to make them overestimulated leading to "inevitable" bad behavior.

Don't worry, as soon as the political issues there settle, they will be treating all of you better. There's a lot of "powerful" and "influential" politicians and oligarchs screaming in Brazil right now.

>>512498572
Shut up

>>512498573
whats happening in brazil?

>>512498616
See what i mean? You're mean.

>>512498838
You started it

>>512498573
haha I do have a curved one, goes to the right

Mutt's law: the more diverse a society is, the more fractiousness and discord its denizens experience growing up, and the more angry, neglected, and retarded they act as adults

The only Brazilian I ever met was a gigachad and friendly. I always wanted to visit and just motorcycle around the rural areas but I'm scared of getting robbed or eaten by natives. Brazilchads what's ur take?

>>512498439 (OP)
>flag
have you ever tried stopping trying to coup us? that might help making us a little bit more friendly

>>512498890
Meany

>>512498814
Federal judges are being chased by american sanctions and the whole congress is going after impeachments and some are even considering asking for exoneration to see if they could ease the consequences of monetary sanctions. It's quite tense cause this is something that never happened before and it's even worse cause these federal judges are basically gods with unlimited power over the courts in Brazil since every major decision must be done by them and there are laws that shields them from being taken off the chairs so the only way to really push action is by being pressured by a different country.

Of course they wouldn't give in without a fight so everyone is under a lot of pressure right now, but if we manage to take them out of office then it's a complete win.

>>512499101
you wouldn't even get 100km close to a rural area before getting robbed AND eaten. then if you ever got there you would get robbed and eaten.

>>512499456
Are the urban areas there hundreds of kms wide??

>>512498439 (OP)
Im sorry about that, some of us are alright. But you need to understand we are a spasmic nation trying to find our identity ever since our Emperor abandoned us.

>>512498439 (OP)
Hello good evening sir (or ma'am) I like your hair you look awesome we are friends forever God bless you I love Anglo people :D are you going to lift the sanctions now dear

>>512499653
pretty much
since cities with airports are about 50km wide and you gotta cross around 50km more of favelas

Hues on 4chan are vicious but irl and you play soccer with em they will literally die for you out of respect
In my experience Brazilians need to see you and size you up irl before being nice

>>512499101
Stay on the South, every "East" on the country is trouble.

Brazilians are either:
>sub 83IQ monkeys
>vaush-level commie bad-faith actors that only believe in power
>"right-leaning" commies who don't even know they're commies
>scammers trying to steal your money (violently or not)
And they're all extremely nationalistic, even though Brazil is and always will be a shithole.
It's especially funny when a brown mutt believes in third position stuff or in the possibility of the creation of a better national identity.

>>512500872
Which one of them are you?

>>512500293
Can I have sex with Asian and white Canadian girls?

>>512498439 (OP)
I have no idea because I don't give a fuck

>>512501142
No.
>>512501122
The enlightened exception that will soon flee to Paraguay.

>>512501142
Yes but you have to do it collectively with all your Brazilian bros
If its a 1 off guy hitting on a girl but if your entire freind group hits on a group of girls you have better success
Trust me i ran a resturant in a location that had dozens of brazil exchange students or tourists
Hit on chinks with the boys it always works

>>512498439 (OP)
Brazilians have mostly been kind to me, and I them. There's been like two instances of two rabidly pro-china types that attack every stars and stripes flag they see, but I attribute this to the decline of sports culture and replacement with political sports teams. It's wild how much political power has weakened in the past 20 years due to privatization, yet it became so mainstream in turn. In the 90s most people couldn't even tell you what happened on the news let alone who the vice president was.

Maybe they just don’t like you, you ever thought of that you cock sucker?

>>512498572
This. Brazil is extremely outgoing in its culture. I am autistic and I never had any trouble making friends. To end up in a place like /pol/ you have to make an effort to stay indoors and being anti-social.

>>512500725
Rural areas used to be safe when the country was poorer in the late 90s. Now that money is flowing more, drug dealing is increasing and fueling crime.
>t. dad worked with the police in the center-west and northeast for years