Thread 512503147

/pol/ humor

The hurbis and narcissism of niggers is something baffling and kek-inducing to see sometimes.

>>512503147 (OP)
That image is probably accurate. When aliens show up they are going to be space jews, here to sow division while pretending to help. Shit floats on any planet, pacifists never conquer anything.

>>512503391
WHY did you have to add the third panel, retard

>>512503461
This was edited, right?
The modern GOP and most of MAGA suck's Putin's cock

>>512503392
If aliens did exist and had bad intentions, you probably wouldn't even know of their presence/existence and will die pondering why you, your mother, and everyone around is is gurgling in a blood vomiting mess from a mysterious virus that seems to only affect humans.

>>512503512
I didn't nigger I just saved it like that when I saw it because it was funny.

>>512503357
Fpbp, niggers are retarded and to blame for 99% of their problems (the other 1% is random chance)

>>512503552
Yeah there are a lot of those crow memes.

>>512503579
Or why birth rates are mysteriously decreasing and each successive generation seems to be growing increasingly sterile? Like that? Especially if such an alien race lived longer than us and operated on a different time schedule?

>>512503628
Juden Peterson had a lot to say about Pinnochio, but he never mentioned this for some reason.

>>512503775
>rape time!
Based

>>512503775
lel

>>512503755
'bout sums it up

Somebody should shoop a police horse in there too

(1/2)
worst second date so far:
>I pull up to her house
>two house numbers, not sure if this is the one, see company car must be hers
>greet her at door
>hand her a bowl of eggs
>she thanks me and has me come inside (first and last time I came inside)
>it was abject horror
>a discordant concoction of objects and animals
>nearly every surface had a live pet on it
>15 cats, I counted 8 dogs, separate kennels
>birds are screaming, 4 or 5 parrots and shit
>dogs are announcing my presence with a massive cacophony of raucous barking
>I am completely shell shocked
>cant think until we walk out and the door shuts behind me
>load her big country bumpkin ass into my car
>she was a bit heavier but curvy in the right ways
>big ole tiddies
>loud af every other sentence has profanity
>dodging Guatemalans all the way to the restaurant who are apparently hell bent on taking me out with their shitbox 20 year old minivan with no turn signal
>this woman seriously never shuts up
>try to play along and listen
>play off of whatever she says
>if she gets a laugh she gets even louder
>somehow
>we get to the restaurant
>all the servers are hotter than this chick
>one even had a ridiculously cute black dress
>she had a Russian accent
>she “happened” to help out at the table a couple of times
>got a nice vibe from her she was sweet
>but it was obvious I was on a date
>our server hit on me when I went to the bathroom
>fuck I shoulda got her number…
>but whatever sigma grind
>more vulgarities and profanities expressed at the table
>she made self deprecating jokes while stuffing herself with Brie
>we both ordered steak
>I demolished mine
>she was weak, couldn’t finish
>got to look at photos of all nine thousand cats she had on her phone and all the bullshit paint jobs she put on her poodle
>$106 for this horseshit

(2/2)
>she early on made comments about being tired and going to bed right away as she got home
>within earshot of everyone in the whole building
>I ripped on her cat and told her he looked like a ballsack
>some old dude was coming up the walkway, I clocked him, so I whipped out of my seat and helped him
>im no stud but I dressed up for this occasion
>I like cleaning up and looking good
>she apparently does not or this is her version with the stupid all black nose piercing, nose stud
>big stupid overflowing tits hanging out of her shirt
>ridiculous booty shorts
>I guess I’m just fishing with a pool net scraping the fucking bottom

>take her ass home
>she finds ways to use faggot and nigger in the conversation she is having with herself
>I do my best to play along
>oh shit a cop better actually stop for this sign
>I did
>she says I panicked
>I did not I was just fucken beat
>worked all damn day in the heat
>drop her off
>didn’t walk her to the door
>realized she didn’t thank me for dinner
>or thank me for paying
>there will not be a third
>her ass left a weird gross smell in my car for about 10m

>>512504630
i laff every single damn time i see this image

>>512503147 (OP)
the Word of GOD will condemn their chemical science

What would YOU do if mole people were real?

>>512505566
that something the result of alchemy and things not acceptable around the organs of people

>>512503147 (OP)
>left wingers worship demons
checks out

>>512505566
the ant people exist

>>512505691
there old maps that show giants
with the head inside of the chest

>>512505731
some people in the middle ages
encountered strange creatures

>>512505632
Rude

Wow. Just wow. Humour on a hate site. How does that work? I've been studying this site for a paper and it never ceases to amaze me with how hateful, evil, and bigoted you kinds of folx are. And there's "humour" too? All your humour does is offend and hurt people. I bet you would never say these things to a minority or LGBTQIA+ person's face, because all you are are losers who do nothing but spew hate all day. I am sorely disappointed in what the human race has come to.

>>512503147 (OP)
holy cringe

>>512503856
I can smell you through the computer Sukdeep

>>512505799
alchemy something not natural
stop the chemical science

>>512503147 (OP)
Nigaliens?
Aliggers?
Coon-F-O's?
Afronauts?
Sub-Saharan Lifeforms of the Fifth Kind?

>>512505845
from deep underground military bases
they do that sort of strange stuff

>>512505566
>>512505799
She looks like a fat ghetto black woman with fake nails. Disgusting.

>>512503461
Bro I saw it on Danny Jones and Area 52 and Broe Jogan.

>>512505821
did the blessing change or am I in the wrong dimension again?

>>512505821
this juszt doesn't hit the same as the original blessing. change it back.

>>512506032
area 51
what about the other areas

>>512506136
LMAO,你们这些可悲的种族主义者的 “pol humor ”总是让我捧腹大笑。

面对现实吧,大多数 POC 都会比你们这些可悲的处男成功得多。你们站在了历史的错误一边,失败者们,接受现实吧

>>512506032
the s o y people the people subject to something mind control some protocol some derivative

>>512506032
that's not fair wasn't that osho? he was indian not east asian

>>512506182
No, no.
There's a youtube channel called Area 52 promoting Operation Blue Beams.
It's worth your time!
All consciousness is connected, therefore we live in a simulation and ayy lmaos run the whole operation!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI6QOLLB2jIfwijne4pyLLr7Ug0M6RQbS
>>512506442
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum_Shinrikyo
Japanese

Post funnies.

if there area 51
there other sectors
there other bases
metaphysical areas

>>512506535
what up with that crazy guy
he probably something
of mind control psychology

>>512506535
the greys work for the mantis types

>>512506675
the mantis types work for the seraphim types

>>512505821
>folx
this tells you everything about this person
>your humor is offensive
truth is offensive, you don't hate truth do you? satanist

john 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

>>512506608
Doesn't sound like you have much of a mind to control.

Post.
Funnies.

>>512506675
Bro the blue beams are working, they're working!!!

>>512506733
the seraphim types work for the fallen watchers of the hypocrite command they against natural law they come with peace but bring war

>>512506660
they've done much worse than that
https://badaliens.info/human-mutilations/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM7gzjbNXxw

>>512506733
they all bow to the Bogdanoffs

>>512506801
top kek that image

>>512506019
Its worse, shes italian

>>512503147 (OP)
imagine the joyless faggot who made that

>>512507066
keked

>>512503883
>>512505585
you will NEVER get me to hate Anne Hathaway

>>512505566
pickle them

>>512505566
make them into cool shoes

>>512507274
neat

>>512506535
oh ok I was mixing it up. osho spread salmonella at restaurants, getting people sick. surprised the Japanese are capable of such schizo behavior. The founder was probably schizophrenic or something, and probably the members as well.

the s o y man does not like s o y lent food

>>512507407
I am not that number

>>512507407
they have unnatural food they serve people

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this is the most female tier cringe induced humor thread i've seen in a while, and reminder you fucking jewish bot autists repeatedly bake 6 of these imbecilic threads every day

>>512507480
they say they serve people

take it out of context

and people realize no more s o y lent products

>>512503856
I agree with the sand nigger
Kike

>>512503147 (OP)
That's so fucking gay.
Black narcissism is off the charts.

>>512506292
Underrated chang

>>512507585
kek

>>512507785
the khazarian pechenegs against GOD

>>512505799
the underground jew

>>512503147 (OP)
Australian wandjina

>>512506292
Rmao Wumao I translated this and it's obvious you are WUMAO fuck you CHINK!
WUMAO ON SUICIDE WATCH!
JARVIS QUE CHINESE INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS THREAD!!!

>>512503357
Hopi kachina dolls with a depiction of an abo with blonde hair.

>>512507914
and

>>512506773
we don't call them "hybrids" we call them "mixed race" be a bit sensitive

>>512503357
The wandjina were the inspiration for the flat woods aliens.

I'm not sure what Native Americans did in Australia. I would have to read on some aboriginal Australian myths.

>>512507066
mole~hilarious!

>>512504018
Top kek.

>>512505420
>>512505349
>2nd date
Anon get some self reapect

>>512507358
yessss
let's dress in all natural (renewable and sustainable gmo free) fur
ohhhh I have a racc sack!!
took me 3 years to get it from the usa
it's COOL AS HECKKER

>>512503357
It truly blinds them anon, just look at how they drew the aliens to be useless protesters like them.

>>512507559
that IS kind of sad
dog should just get into the pen (in a boiling vat of water since it's the original chinese way)
>>512507640
YUMS
emma is a cool child

>>512507738
noooo way! it's real!
now I want one!
ffs

>>512503856
I hate kikes but this is literally what's going on. /pol/ is just incapable of thinking through the nuance of the situation at hand, or really any political happening for that matter if it doesn't fit their personal narrative to the T. Funny that they're the ones critiquing and poking at niggers for their tribal, primitive behavior, is it not?

>>512503147 (OP)
lmao that's actually really funny

>>512503552
>The modern GOP and most of MAGA suck's Putin's cock
So you haven't catch up with the new NPC update?

>>512509469
I thought so too
This one is only funny if you've seen Mars Attacks, the aliens sewed a Chihuahua head onto some bimbo

>>512506032
"Jesus" is "Je Suis", which means "I am" in French.

>>512503147 (OP)
did horsey change his art style

>>512507670
So field workers getting paid more is gonna make everyone else get paid more, how?

>>512509578
Jesus is Yeshua ben Josef, which is Joshua son of Joseph.
Yeshua is an abbreviated hebrew curse meaning "may the gentiles be blotted out."
"Behold, I come not to bring peace, but a sword."
"Salvation is of the Jews."
Meanwhile, the entire Mediterranean believed that Julius Caesar was a god and that Augustus Caesar was a living god at the time of the supposed life of Yeshua, the King of Israel. J.C. Julius Caesar.

>>512508260
mexican girls I tell ya

>>512503357
Low IQ and narcissism is dangerous

>>512509578
Looks like someone's Goddard-pilled

>>512503147 (OP)
gayest nigger cartoon

>>512505566
Cute, would hang out with

>>512504018
Kek.

>>512507609
That poor woman is going to look like that freaky withered midget lady from Akira when she gets older. A child with wrinkles. She should settle down with a nice creep while she has the chance.

>>512505420
WTF?

>>512503147 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H5IBWP9t0lo

>>512506801
that one town council where a mostly gay voter base voted in their "hecking allies" muslims and the first move of the muslims was the ban all lgbt funding and remove the lgbt flag from offices
it was fucking hilarious

>>512505869
>noooo /pol/ heckin loves muzzerinos anyone who hates jews is A-OK with me who cares that they're colonizing our countries...and outbreeding us...and raping our daughters...and killing our sons...they heckin hate JEWS ok? muzzos are heckin BASEDERINO!!!!1!!!

>>512503357
>OOOOO HE DREW A STINKY PICTURE!!!!

>>512506660
This also works if you agree aliens are demons.

>>512506722
Fuck off space nigger. We don't want you to visit. I guess you can crash on the moon if you want. Just stay on the dark side.

>>512509710
don't even bother

>>512504039
If you think that's gonna stop me from fucking the fuck out of a big tittied alien girl speaking a jibberish language in a schoolgirl outfit, you're sadly mistaken

>>512511192
Kek

>>512506019
Kek, she's hot tho

>>512504018
lmao

>>512510521
All girl pics online are boys till verified. Not making that mistake again. I swear when I saw those nuts being reflected back at me while I lounged in that hotel chair I told that fucking faggot that as soon as he was done he better get the fuck out. I said, "Don't even stop to get dressed or rinse your mouth out."
I was so fucking disgusted.

>>512508228
>>512507975
Whoa, I don’t feel so good right now

>>512508361
Kek, where's this from?

>>512503645
you have a shitty sense of humor

>>512505821
most of /pol/ is jewish and brown btw, put that in your fucking report.

>>512507358
SEE MY VEST
SEE MY VEST

>>512510894
>pic
It should have only been the girl though, and a whole point rather than a mere 0.10

>>512512499
Dan the man

>>512511078
every single time

>>512512034
says the nigger that didn't post anything humorous at all, go fuck your hypocritical ass with an aids dick.

>>512503357
Oh no you di'n't!

>>512503768
>find us the hoomans who are willing to work with us to exterminate the rest of them
>i have already found them fleetmaster, they go by many names, but currently they assume the identity of another race of earthlings

>>512507559
>how do I get over there
Either between two buns or ground into dog chow.

>>512510081
Not to mention low empathy as well.

>>512511156
Women do this same shit but in journal form.

>>512503856
TKD
TPD
TND

>>512511445
depends, if it looks like that
a culiar
if it's one of those squirmy tentacle ones
cocteleria el ogni

>>512513386
you're supposed to post something funny

>>512510485
>What are you thinking about?
Right now I'm debating the minimum size for large breasts and huge breasts. Personally I'd say D cups for large and J cups for huge, but that's just me. What about you?

>>512503552
that was last weeks news, now they hate putin and love ukraine.

>>512503837
Need to add Adam Silver and Nosferatu as Vampire Jews.

>>512506535
>Area52
peak redditor physiogomy
definitely does it for the BBC

>>512514797
Your a reddit faggot anyway

>>512515111
You're*

>>512503512
Gen Z needs every joke over explained. They're retarded and don't get humor. Humor to them is something being in meme format, no subtlety.

>>512503357

They are very dumb, but that also makes them confident. They have faces like laughing and smiling monkeys, but that doesn't make me happy to see because I am stuck here and forced to live amongst them in this racial zoo.

>>512507559
liver heart and kidneys

>>512503147 (OP)
>>512511192

>>512503775
how comes they posed for incriminating photographs all the time?

>>512515111
n-no, you're the redditor tranny faggot nigger kike!

>>512507559
I'm not getting a pet that drinks 150 liters of water and shits out 10kg of dung per day

>>512507738
Fashion maggot? Or mashin' faggots?

>>512511192
>perfection.jpg
I even hear that 8 bit music

>>512507066
You jack off to mole hands

>>512513168
>Well the rules of acquisition state that we must attempt to drive the lowest price possible for their perfidy
>but fleet master! Grand negus! They said they would do it for free!
>impossible! Why would such a people willingly betr-
>well, sir they said that you and several of our highest ranking members must marry and breed with their feeemales
>they strike a hard bargain theses shapeshifter hoomans because if they are allowed to breed into our highest levels they will soon,…. Wait…. What is their history with this race of earthlings? And why are they able to morph into them
>something about milliers.. er milkers? Milakars? Milkers, that’s it fleets master, I don’t know exactly what that means… but I believe it has something to do with their excessively large mammaries
>hhhmuph i will find out personally find out about these Miallakers

>>512516525
Kek

>>512503357
For me its just disgusting
Even the streetshitting pajeets have more charm in their narcissism
For niggers its like a violent disgusting ape, not even a subhuman, just an actual monkey

>>512503552
Kys Taras

>>512503552
>when you drink so much kool-aid, you think your arguments make sense to anybody outside of your cult

>>512504518
Based

>>512503147 (OP)
>need more whites to fix their problems
niggers

>>512513369
FERMEZ ÇA BAS!

>>512507609
the wall she will hit

>>512519465
Hon hon hon

>>512513258
It seems like only whites are high empathy and altruistic. Why is that?

>>512503357
After the black tells the alien everything the aliens just calls him retarded and suggests they stop assaulting cops and committing numerous other crimes if they don't want to get killed.

Either that or the black thinks the alien is edible and tries eating him.

>>512514510
Things that never happened. But should have.

>>512515532
> They are very dumb, but that also makes them confident.
Dunning Kruger effect.

>>512509155
>I hate kikes but we need to fight and die for them
>btw how do people know we are glowniggers?
You are a glowing retarded nigger.
Write this down and you prove me wrong:
I renounce the Talmud, kikes and especially Rothschilds and the like should all die and fuck niggers.

>>512510907
One does not have to like mudshits and their pigfucker prophet Mohammed to hate jews and not want to fight their wars.

>>512503147 (OP)
You think they were saying 'if we get no justice, therefore you get no peace' but what they actually say is 'you don't get justice, and you don't get peace.'

Niggers have this nack of telling you the truth accidently, we didn't do nothing, means we did something.

>>512518031
>Credit to my mom
Were in some weird gay ass timeline from Hell.

>>512507559
Well the dog is over there to fuck her. So perhaps whore out your cow pussy.

>>512509469
>>512509563
It's not very original, but credit where it's due, the artist figured out "less is more".

>>512520098
Shit covered pajeet fingers typed this.
If you’re a pajeet in the West right now, you should planning on fleeing the country in the next month. You’ve already seen the insane anger from all sides the past few weeks. Things are going to get violent as the anger increases. You’ll make convenient targets for unhinged people.
And there are no whites to protect you because you’re universally hated by everyone, including niggers.
You’ll be happier in your home country where you can actually oppress lower caste subhumans.

https://www.amren.com/features/2024/12/india-its-worse-than-you-think/

https://www.dailyo.in/variety/scams-nirav-modi-rotomac-fodder-scam-pnb-22537

https://odysee.com/@Minnesota-tan:5/Codex-Pajeet-II:4

>>512503837
Replace Nightmare with Saint Saturn from One Piece.

They’re demons.

>>512503147 (OP)
Well that sure took a left turn.

>>512503391
>>512503512
Yeah dude, that's terrible.

>>512520380
TND

>>512503628
Another interesting thing is in the book, apparently (I haven't actually read it) kills Jiminey Cricket, the one who is supposed to represent his conscience.

>>512503904
Holy shit

>>512503837
nikolas cruz is jewish?

>>512503901
That meme has a typo.

>>512507609
I don't know why she doesn't do porn.

>>512507585
The new videogame HIV Rising now on steam

>>512521379
>kills conscience.
Interesting.

Judaism and the Jewish Talmud is Canaanite and Babylonian child burning religious doctrine. It’s exactly the opposite of the Torah (the Christian Old Testament).

4000 years ago, God commanded the Israelites to genocide the Canaanites because of their Moloch worshipping child sacrifice religion. He didn’t want it infecting the Israelites. They didn’t do that and now we have Judaism and child raping Moloch worshippers.

If they’d burn their own children alive to gain the blessing of Moloch, what would they not do? Do they have any moral guide rails?

What is missing from their human instinct that would allow them to burn their own child alive?
What would you do to stop your child being burned alive?

https://biblereadingarcheology.com/2016/05/13/did-the-canaanites-sacrifice-their-children/

This gives more detail. It’s pure evil.

I believe there is some genetic basis for that evil behavior. There is actually something genetically defective in those races that practiced child sacrifice. Perhaps that’s why God commanded a full genocide of the Canaanites. To destroy the genetic basis for the evil.

https://biblereadingarcheology.com/2016/05/13/did-the-canaanites-sacrifice-their-children/

>>512523611
Hospital: The Masquerade

>>512523712
oops wrong one

>>512515482
This. I miss when memes were more whimsical and unique. Every meme now is the same nigger phrase repeated over and over. Itll just say "Bro (followed by joke explanation)" There used to be more cleverness and different experimental meme formats. Now everything is just a caption with niggerspeak. Even when I try to watch wholesome 100 cute animal videos, there's nigger rap and nigger voice overs in that shit too. Nothing is fun anymore.

>>512523979
>Even when I try to watch wholesome 100 cute animal videos, there's nigger rap and nigger voice overs in that shit too
grim, have this one instead.

>>512503147 (OP)
>out of thousands of interactions between law enforcement agents and criminals, sometimes, very infrequently, a violent criminal who was just caught committing a crime and is resisting arrest will be killed
I would like to step inside the mind of one of these people to understand what the fuck I'm missing because this whole thing sounds insane

>>512503904
People came to anime girls not because they confused them with real women but because they were rejected by real women.

There is a diffrence.

>>512510924
Based

>>512507975
Yakub is this real?

Fixed

>>512503768
There would be absolutely zero need for a civilization so incomprehensibly technologically more advanced that they can travel between stars to go about exterminating us in such a roundabout way. The energy required to travel here from almost anywhere else could obliterate the entire planet. WE have technology for wiping ourselves out more effectively, for fuck's sake.

>>512508361
Those wigwam socks used to be really good but now they're just a name some jew bought and they're the same as anything else.

>>512503357
They think being loud is an art form.
https://archive.is/A3cxc

>>512520489
Jim Henson was incredibly based.

>>512503391
>>512503147 (OP)

>>512504018
>who's
embarrassing