Thread 512504874

the Canadian government has made this illegal

>>512504874 (OP)
cute
not sure whats going on there though

>>512504874 (OP)
Leafs got forest goats?

>>512504874 (OP)
you can still have sex with it though, right?

>>512506511
>you can still have sex with it though, right?
With a Stump Tailed Macaque, only by sticking a hot screwdriver up its ass. That's a sex act according to the U.S. DOJ.

>>512504874 (OP)
What would it be like to have a pet monkey?

>>512506883
>feeding baby ghost pepper
wtf feds please whack this asshole

>>512507048
Actually they’ll eat anything the ghost pepper is nothing to them

>>512504874 (OP)
Only in NS retardo kun where boomers made SHOOTING INNAWOODS illegal
Rest of the nation doesn't have to deal with your faggot welfare island or whatever Nanny State is geographically

>>512504874 (OP)
What kind of dog is this?

>>512507316
It’s a dear

>>512507926
He didn't ask how well behaved it is

Keke every time

>>512506359
the jeets and arabs brought them over so they have somthing to fuck but they dont feed em. so whites have taken it upon themselves to feed them.

>>512504874 (OP)
Goddamn nigga that's adorable

>>512504874 (OP)
why he monke?

>>512504874 (OP)
as if anyone would try to stop you though

that is the lil monkey who ran inna woods from outbreak. you are gonna get ebolaids from that lil nigga

For me, it's the silly monkey.

>>512504874 (OP)
>the Canadian government has made this illegal
Chickens are next to become illegal.
Then gardening.

All socialist countries want you dependent on government goy slop.

>>512510723
I'll make another permaculture thread tomorrow

>>512504874 (OP)
Is it because the wild(?) goat belongs to some farmer?

Alright. What is globohomo doing in nova scotia that they don't want people stumbling across

>>512504874 (OP)
>goatee jockey

>>512504874 (OP)
>the Canadian government has made this illegal
that's nice. what the fuck am i even looking at here. why do i care. answer these questions in the premise, OP. now i'm thinking i don;t wanna click on that shit nigger. Instead i'm going to call you a nigger. you nigger.
>TL;DR called op a nigger.. now I'm going to click anyway.

>>512510723
Expect beef to be banned eventually as well.
Enjoy your prime rib and burgers while you can, I hope the strategy of infinite Jeets was worth it

>>512504874 (OP)
goats are cool. like dogs.

>>512504874 (OP)
Canada is mostly wilderness yet the government wants to make it illegal to be in the wilderness, and it’s especially illegal to try and live in it as a self sustainable huntsmen. Millions in fines and jail time if caught, yet they don’t care if you are a drug addicted welfare parasite that commits crime on the daily in the city.

>>512507200
First it starts in one province and within 10 years it’s national.

>>512511003
>*throws popcorn all over the place*

>>512505153
Native Canadians learning East Indian mating rituals.
The cultural exchange is working

>>512510496
If that thing came around my property I'd shoot it with a 308 and make gyros

>>512504874 (OP)
what is the penalty for feeding a forest goat?

>>512507044
>What would it be like to have a pet monkey?

They fly around the ceiling of your front room screaming like crazy as they swing about. It's not a good idea but if you wife falls in love with one out window shopping at a pet store and brings one home then def. you are fucked.

>>512511567
>>512505153
>>512504874 (OP)
The monkey could go free. But the goat looks like a delicious animal

>>512511185
I'll kill you if you take away my meat.

>>512504874 (OP)
Wtf there is a baby monkey too

>>512504874 (OP)
Where the fuck did that little guy come from

>>512507316
>>512507926
>>512508000
Kek

Roofieberries

>>512504874 (OP)
>feed red coneberries to a piggu giggu attached to an albino nigger monkey??
is that what they actually took away from Canadians? I would **** *********

>>512511833
Even funnier when you realize someone is going to look up the thread only to realize it was a goat the whole time

And now that person is reading me speak about them reading this post.

I
Can
See
You

>>512511567
>I'd shoot it with a 308
There would be nothing left, fuck stick.

>>512511296
Ns did this in 1995 and 1998 zoomer

>>512506883
You're the reason feds increase surveillance on /pol/.

>>512512527
Americans don't boil the head. Shit skin

>>512506883
you are the faggot that excuses governments to tighten the slave collar on the rest of us and you should kill yourself as fast as possible before someone finds you and takes their time about it

who cares about that? Canada is the 3rd world with Muslim migration and a widespread LGBT agenda with a gay leader

>>512511567
This is like a sheltered Mormon kid's version of being an edgy ragebaiter. You see it all the time on Facebook whenever some video has a pig or a deer in it. It's this exhausting low IQ routine that even most of the normies on there just yawn at

>>512504874 (OP)
We can still fuck them tho

>>512504874 (OP)
Nothing is (((illegal))) if pedophiles can run our governments and eat children.

>>512506511
Was expecting a German flag with that comment

>>512514624
>This is like a sheltered Mormon kid's version of being an edgy ragebaiter. You see it all the time on Facebook whenever some video has a pig or a deer in it. It's this exhausting low IQ routine that even most of the normies on there just yawn at
Still a delicious animal.

>>512506883
>acid bath
holy kino

>>512504874 (OP)
chillax you are still allowed to shit in the street. Also rape

>>512506359
with pocket monkeys

>5'8
>143 pounds
>size D cups
>38-27-36

>>512504874 (OP)
The chupacabras and the cabras finally made amends huh

>>512504874 (OP)
>goat rider petmonkey running wild in the forest
Canada is an interesting place.

>>512514762
>t. kike

>>512504874 (OP)
Commies are burning down your ancestral lands. The punishment for intentionally starting a forest fire should be the death penalty

>>512515423
I agree. Problem is, it's pretty hard to find out who exactly is starting the fires when the fires start in the middle of nowhere. The majority of fires in Canada are in the northern boreal forest, which is one of the largest areas of untamed wilderness on Earth. There's essentially no witnesses up there, and by the time they even realize there's a fire, the fire has already grown too big to control. Any evidence of what started it would be long burned up.

>>512515293
hello there
I must do the needful

I want to release some bull sharks into georgian bay. They won't survive winter but they will really spice up wasaga beach for a while.

>mindbreak every normie into being a commie retard
>some fringe people want to prove that they are the most communist and retarded
>set nature on fire to make a statement about how humans are destroying nature
>this is how we know they are both communist and retarded
>government that faggotized everyone now bans regular non-commie and non-retarded people from doing stuff on the assumption that they will do stuff
When are all these globalist traitors going to be removed? How can a normal everyday person have their head so far up their own ass that they cannot see the forest because the commie retards burned all the trees down?

>>512514343
our gay leader resigned thank you very much, we have a pedophiliac central banker as prime minister now.

>>512515496
It takes some grit to packboard into desolate bear country. Wouldnt those be natural burns

>>512515627
pedophile means a rich white man, then you're saved

>>512515423
When we caught Antifa starting fires in organ a few years ago we stoped call the sheriff’s and just killed and buried them ourselves.

>>512506883
Thats a crazy folder

>>512504874 (OP)
that's animal abuse, just give it raw meat and it will gobble it down and last way longer

>>512504874 (OP)
Leave that goat alone ackmed